Browsing Archive: February, 2019

Mexican magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor

A Mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace

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Video editor:
https://shotcut.org/

Pessimism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
-- Jean Rostand

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Fold clothes like Marie Kondo:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/storage-organization/how-to-fold-clothes-like-marie-kondo/

Keeping a man guessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
-- Mae West

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Search public records:
http://brbpublications.com

Cleaning after children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.
-- Margaret Culkin Banning

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Explore math:
https://www.desmos.com/

Double your money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
-- Kin Hubbard

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Salaries at Google, Facebook, and Microsoft:
https://www.levels.fyi/SE/Google/Facebook/Microsoft

Flattery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
-- Josh Billings

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Mars' weather:
https://mars.nasa.gov/insight/weather/

Forgive your enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy

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Interactive programming environment:
https://repl.it

Driving me crazy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor

You can't drive me crazy because I am close enough to walk.

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Motherboard speaker music?
https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/08/feel-the-beep-this-album-is-played-entirely-on-a-pc-motherboard-speaker/

Crossing paths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx

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Hiding places:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/smart-homeowner/the-ultimate-guide-for-secret-hiding-places-in-your-home/view-all/

Invention of high heels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley

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Video games as medicine:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doctors-may-soon-prescribe-a-video-game-for-mental-health_n_55c9182ae4b0f1cbf1e60df9

Pessimism cause

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
-- Don Marquis

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Computer generated cats:
https://thiscatdoesnotexist.com/

Trouble knocked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
-- Benjamin Franklin

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Computer generated faces:
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

Astrology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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Google knows where you have been:
https://www.google.com/maps/timeline

Some people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
-- Albert Camus

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Gene editing at home:
http://www.the-odin.com/

Paper or plastic?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor

I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

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Color consciousness
https://www.eastman.org/sites/default/files/technicolor/pdfs/ColorConsultants_ColorConsciousness.pdf

I hate nostalgia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor

I hate nostalgia. Hated it then and hat it now.
-- Ed Asner

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Free proxy list:
http://free-proxy.cz/en/

Not all drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor

I am not opposed to all drugs. I watch TV.
-- Paul Krassner

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Becoming an organism:
http://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse

Tranquilizers for all

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor

If everyone took tranquilizers, nobody would need them.
-- Edmund Orrin

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Where is Starman?
https://www.whereisroadster.com/

Not by words alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor

Man does not live by words alone, even though he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson

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Fastest growing US jobs:
https://bit.ly/2RM2voJ

Baldness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor

If you're bald, remember that grass doesn't grow on a busy street.
-- William Hague

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National Forest typeface:
https://nationalparktypeface.com/Download

What are we?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Philosophy

We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
-- Aristotle

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Chrome password protection tool:
https://security.googleblog.com/2019/02/protect-your-accounts-from-data.html

I'm a deck of cards!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Humor

A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!"
The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later." |

Website 4 the day:

Google slides to animated GIF:
https://talltweets.com/

Manhood's disappointment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy

The disappointment of manhood succeeds the delusion of youth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

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Live stream video:
https://www.youtube.com/live_dashboard_splash

Value of doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy

Doubt is the origin of wisdom.
René Descartes

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File virus scanner:
https://virusscan.jotti.org/en

Don't slip tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy

If you don't want to slip tomorrow, speak the truth today.
-- Miyamoto Musashi

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Snap an image of a webpage:
https://screenshot.guru/

More important than knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution
-- Albert Einstein

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