Browsing Archive: October, 2019

Sunken ship on the ocean floor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Divers found a sunken ship on the ocean floor that kept twitching. It was a nervous wreck.

Website 4 the day:
Copy/paste emojis, characters, etc.:
https://copychar.cc

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Are you in a cult?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Here’s an easy way to figure out if you’re in a cult: If you’re wondering whether you’re in a cult, the answer is yes.     
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Neural network completes your text: 
https://talktotransformer.com/

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Your right to say what you believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe. 
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
IC die photos:
https://zeptobars.com/en/

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Taking opportunities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. 
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Warp speed in the solar system: 
https://gfycat.com/showyagedflyingfox-james-odonoghue-science-fiction-space-travel

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Men and women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. 
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Make an infographic map in seconds: 
http://mapinseconds.com/

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Study the past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Study the past, if you would divine the future.
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
Free stock footage: 
https://www.videvo.net

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More of a choice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. 
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Create a ransom note: 
http://www.ransomizer.com

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A politician's career

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
The politician had a very promising career.

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
https://lingvist.com/  

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Will not censor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Find emergency rooms and their rating: 
https://projects.propublica.org/emergency/

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Elaborate chess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
 -- Raymond Chandler

Website 4 the day:
Where to watch online movies: 
https://www.chilimovie.com 

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Go to high school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
You shouldn't have to go to high school until you are at least forty, you've had a lot of therapy, and you're ready for it.
-- Marilyn Kentz

Website 4 the day:
How compilers see your code:
https://godbolt.org/

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What I need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Why don’t they give us things we can actually use? I don’t need a thinner phone. You know what I need? I need to tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Retaliation at Google: 
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6427199-Examples-Retaliation-at-Google.html

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Significance of humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
-- Edward de Bono

Website 4 the day:
Black Market Prices: 
https://cdn.armor.com/app/uploads/2018/10/2019-Q3-Report-BlackMarket-SinglePages-1.pdf    

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Two lives

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one.   
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
Free PDF editor and converter: 
https://www.starzsoft.com/pdf-converter/

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Deep topic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I fell into the deep hole from which I fetch water and was stuck there all day. My time was well spent.

Website 4 the day:
Metropolis in color: 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t75YCtJJFX0&feature=youtu.be

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Straight in the eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Stitch images into a composite: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/product/computational-photography-applications/image-composite-editor/

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Not better knowing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It is better to know how to learn than to know.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Learn to hack from scratch:
https://getnewcourses.com/learn-hacking-using-android-from-scratch/

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Phones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Free fall icons and graphics:
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/free-fall-icons-and-graphics  

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Small act of kindness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Microsoft's free Python course: 
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlrxD0HtieHhS8VzuMCfQD4uJ9yne1mE6

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Get to know men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
-- Charles de Gaulle

Website 4 the day:
Fix a Zip archive: 
http://www.essentialdatatools.com/products/objectfixzip/

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The only crime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Programming idioms:
https://www.programming-idioms.org/about#about-block-all-idioms

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Coming in late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I asked my boss if I could sleep in tomorrow and come in late. He said "Dream on."

Website 4 the day:
Robot voice generator: 
https://lingojam.com/RobotVoiceGenerator

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Not what you planned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.
-- Thomas A. Edison

Website 4 the day:
Visualizing the speed of light: 
https://gfycat.com/perkydetailedchamois

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My best friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
-- Charlie Chaplin

Website 4 the day:
Uncheck boxes to install superfluous software: 
https://unchecky.com/

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Doing the right thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether you did it or not.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Free WannaCryFake ransomware decryption tool:
https://blog.emsisoft.com/en/34156/emsisoft-releases-free-decryptor-for-wannacryfake-ransomware/

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Reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
-- John Lennon

Website 4 the day:
Drug/supplement interaction checker: 
https://supp.ai/

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A disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
To think too much is a disease.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Website 4 the day:
Airport WiFi passwords: 
https://considerable.com/map-wifi-passwords-airports/

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A genuine medical need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Real-time internet stats: 
https://www.webfx.com/internet-real-time/

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