Browsing Archive: September, 2019

Wooden dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
I dreamt that I was a piece of lumber. It wasn't interesting though, I was board.

Website 4 the day:
Celebrities record what you ask for money:   
https://www.cameo.com/

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A gentleman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Who tweeted it first?
http://ctrlq.org/first/

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Learning v. wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Learning is a matter of gathering knowledge; wisdom is applying that knowledge.
--  Dr Roopleen

Website 4 the day:
Personalized meal plans: 
https://www.eatthismuch.com

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Remember anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free wallpaper: 
https://interfacelift.com/wallpaper/downloads/date/any/

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The joy of imperfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.  
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Instagram highlight pack: 
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/free-instagram-highlights-covers

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Understanding silence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Non-profit identity theft help: 
https://www.idtheftcenter.org

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True axis of evil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
AI analysis of your face: 
https://imagenet-roulette.paglen.com/

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Birthday candles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
When I blew out the candles on my birthday cake they were happy. In fact, they were delighted

Website 4 the day:
Guess your age:
https://www.how-old.net/

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Certainly miserable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
-- Dr. Robert Anthony  

Website 4 the day:
Car problem noises:
http://mycarmakesnoise.com/full-sound-library/

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Don't succeed at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
If at first you don’t succeed you’re running about average.
-- M. H. Alderson

Website 4 the day:
Play musical scales:
https://femurdesign.com/omni/

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Create something

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If I can’t create something I don’t understand it.
-- Richard Feynman  

Website 4 the day:
Online theramin:
https://femurdesign.com/theremin/

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Boo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. 
-- H. L. Mencke

Website 4 the day:
Build interactive fiction:
http://textadventures.co.uk/quest/

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Sanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Sane is boring.    
-- R. A. Salvatore

Website 4 the day:
A century of global surface temperatures:
http://students.washington.edu/aodhan/webgl_globe.html

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Keep giving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Guilt the gift that keeps on giving.  
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Space news: 
https://www.space.com

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Toilet paper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life.

Website 4 the day:
How to spell a word: 
http://tellspell.com/

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Obsession cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Cure for an obsession: get another one.
-- Mason Cooley

Website 4 the day:
Bible's traditions in context: 
https://biblebrisket.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/exploring-genesis-the-bibles-ancient-traditions-in-context.pdf

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A lot of punishment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
-- Ernest Hemingway

Website 4 the day:
Sentence dictionary: 
https://www.foboko.com/sentence-dictionary/

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Living off of words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It's funny because I've made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say.
-- Kanye West

Website 4 the day:
See colors that aren't there: 
https://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/benham.html

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Never went broke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
-- Edwin McDowell

Website 4 the day:
Drench game:
http://www.flashbynight.com/drench/

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On a bicycle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
-- H. G. Wells

Website 4 the day:
Shark/dolphin/seal tracker:
https://www.ocearch.org/tracker/

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Advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
-- Saul Bellow

Website 4 the day:
How to Create a Short Song in LMMS:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-short-song-in-lmms/

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A bank job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Website 4 the day:
What the earth looked like in the past: 
http://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth#0

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Honest criticism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Terrifying declassified government documents: 
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/declassified-government-documents-terrifying ?yola-link-is-coming=true

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Nature's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
The paper clip: 
https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/05/the-history-of-the-paper-clip-it-was-invented-in-1899-it-hasnt-been-improved-upon-since.html

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Chaos in the midst

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
285,000 companies at the same 2-story building: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b00j2aCT6Ug

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Patience admiration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
-- Bill McGlashen

Website 4 the day:
Slide rule scales: 
https://www.sliderulemuseum.com/SR_Scales.htm ?yola-link-is-coming=true

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Love your neighbors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Enable Windows ransomware protection: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-ransomware-protection-windows-defender/

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Hunting for food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where Sandwiches live.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Quote tracing:
https://quoteinvestigator.com

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Half a bagel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Half a bagel is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than heaven.
Therefore half a bagel is better than heaven.

Website 4 the day:
AI creativity:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1803.03453.pdf

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Blessed are the cracked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hacker powered security:
https://www.hackerone.com/sites/default/files/2019-08/hacker-powered-security-report-2019.pdf

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Doing something right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
-- Dave Chappelle

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated inspiration
https://inspirobot.me/

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Don’t think

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Don’t think about your errors or failures, otherwise you’ll never do a thing.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Cutlist optimizer:
http://www.cutlistoptimizer.com/

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Emotional chaos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Cube within a cube within a cube:
https://youtu.be/AuS6HDHc7XE

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Life's trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Webpage load time: 
https://tools.pingdom.com

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Nonsense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Song fingerprint: 
https://song-visualizer.firebaseapp.com

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