Browsing Archive: December, 2020

Chicken crosses the playground

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Website 4 the day:
Adventure:
https://emojiadventure.blogspot.com/p/chicken.html

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A happy man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future. 
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
If you are turned into stone:
https://randomthingstodo.com/13-things-to-do-if-you-suddenly-get-turned-into-stone

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Program solving made easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Dating site for the dead:
http://www.ghostsingles.com/

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The wisdom of age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Elastic man:
https://www.adultswim.com/etcetera/elastic-man/app.html

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Get with the program

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Every time I “get with the program”… somebody changes the channel.
-- Lynn Johnston

Website 4 the day:
Spacebar counter:
https://www.eggradients.com/tool/spacebar-counter

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You got to choose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
-- Navjot Sidhu

Website 4 the day:
Computer-generated click bait headlines:
http://clickotron.com/

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Time spent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Isolated people:
https://www.survivalinternational.org/uncontactedtribes

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Boy swallowed some coins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse replied “No change yet.”

Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
https://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/

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At the fork in the road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Shared piano: 
https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Shared-Piano

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Guilty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Let's start the new year off right:
http://attackofthecute.com/

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My own rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
-- Si Robertson

Website 4 the day:
Guides on writing simple English: 
http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/free-guides.html

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Progress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
-- Thor Heyerdahl

Website 4 the day:
Online board games: 
https://en.boardgamearena.com/

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Learning from mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.
-- Peter Cook

Website 4 the day:
Windows keyboard shortcuts: 
https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Microsoft/QuickTextPaste

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Clever and wise people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. 
-- Albert Einstein 

Website 4 the day:
Windows text expander: 
https://www.phraseexpress.com/

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Treat your wife

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I read that you should treat your wife like you did on your first date. So, after dinner tonight I'm dropping her off at her parent's house.

Website 4 the day:
SpaceVIM: 
https://spacevim.org/

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We are all mad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Intiutive convolution: 
https://betterexplained.com/articles/intuitive-convolution/

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Value yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
-- M. Scott Peck

Website 4 the day:
Web Assembly: 
https://webassembly.org/

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Don't know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Find people's details based on their phone number: 
https://medium.com/@santhosh23mj/gather-information-from-phonenumbers-using-phoneinfoga-7f4daa6bcea3

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True terror

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Find people: 
https://thatsthem.com/people-search

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Live moves fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
-- John Hughes

Website 4 the day:
Open source logic analyzer software:
 https://sigrok.org/

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Imagination and knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Colorize old photos: 
https://www.myheritage.com/incolor

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So drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I got so drunk that I passed out in my fireplace. I slept like a log.

Website 4 the day:
Check a username across social media platforms: 
https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock

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Talking to God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
-- Jane Wagner

Website 4 the day:
System simulation in Python:
https://m-labs.hk/gateware/nmigen/

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Ant activity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill

Website 4 the day:
Component search engine: 
https://componentsearchengine.com/

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Black cat crossing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Markx

Website 4 the day:
Classic cartoons:
https://www.youtube.com/user/8thManDVDcom

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Buying happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
Gertrude Stein

Website 4 the day:
De-Googled Android OS: 
https://e.foundation/

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Know everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You don’t have to know everything. You just have to know where to find it.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
RAM disk for Windows:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/imdisk-toolkit/

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Patriotism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Family dog education: 
https://www.thefamilydog.com/stop-the-77/

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Candy cane collection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Humor 

I have a candy cane collection. They are all in mint condition.

Website 4 the day:
All 403 Bob Ross episodes: 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxcnsr1R5Ge_fbTu5ajt8DQ

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Laughing at mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower

Website 4 the day:
The oldest song: 
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-oldest-song-in-the-world-written-3400-years-ago/

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Laughing at geniuses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:
Boat with no moving parts: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFsiydplCtw

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Shooting lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
We're all islands shooting lies to each other across seas of misunderstanding.
-- Rudyard Kipling

Website 4 the day:
Phrases with racist pasts: 
https://medium.com/an-injustice/7-racist-slurs-which-you-should-drop-from-your-vocabulary-885c56ba97ae

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Not so smart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It is not that I’m so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Open source hardware: 
https://github.com/chipsalliance

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What to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
When you don't know what to do, do nothing. Be still. 
-- Oprah

Website 4 the day:
Nobody has measured the speed of light: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTn6Ewhb27k

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Possible vs. impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The possible is just the impossible that we’ve come to accept. 
  -- Stewart Stafford  

Website 4 the day:
Privacy plan: 
https://securityplanner.consumerreports.org/

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