Browsing Archive: February, 2020

Banks and secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Why can't a bank keep a secret? They have too many tellers!

Website 4 the day:
View and edit photos:
https://www.xnview.com/en/xnviewmp/

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The saddest people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Free Autodesk Sketchbook
https://sketchbook.com/

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Housework

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Create music in Excel:
https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/6/21126465/xl-studio-music-making-drum-microsoft-excel-daw-dylan-tallchief

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Have faith

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Windows subsystem for Linux:
https://adamtheautomator.com/windows-subsystem-for-linux/

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Your effect on others

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I can tell you that the effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Draw Unicode characters:
http://shapecatcher.com/

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Be nice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Epic Fail:
http://www.epicfail.com/

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Be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Grafitti:
http://www.picturesofwalls.com/

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Shocking mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I was shocked to find out it was a mistake to hire a cut-rate electrician.

Website 4 the day:
Grocery coupons:   
https://lozo.com/

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Offend me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. 
-- Chris Rock

Website 4 the day:
Self-starting siphon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SEv_GxAo70

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Anybody

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Short DIY videos:
https://tangi.co/

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Jokes and arguments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
Free finite field analysis: 
https://quickfield.com/

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Failure like fertilizer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley

Website 4 the day:
3D CAD software: 
https://www.openscad.org/

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Don't marry until

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.  
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Flashpoint webgame preservation project: 
http://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/

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Finishing last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
-- Abe Lemons

Website 4 the day:
Past versus present:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU0mpPm9U-4&feature=youtu.be

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High eyebrows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Website 4 the day:
Check to see if your car has recalls:
https://www.nhtsa.gov/recalls

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Where I am

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Typewriter art: 
https://digg.com/video/watch-this-artist-use-a-typewriter-to-beautifully-illustrate-an-english-countryside

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Don't weigh myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are.
-- Matt Bellassai

Website 4 the day:
Writing tool: 
https://www.thesaurus.com/writingtool

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Wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms. 
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative web coding: 
https://glitch.com/

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We have no control

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Everything is determined by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free Python resources: 
https://www.fromdev.com/2014/03/python-tutorials-resources.html

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Don't write

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You shouldn't write if you can't write. 
-- Ernest Hemingway

Website 4 the day:
Bit hacks: 
https://graphics.stanford.edu/~seander/bithacks.html

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Failed kindergarten

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I failed kindergarten because I couldn’t spell my last name.
-- Zach Galifianakis  

Website 4 the day:
City roads: 
https://anvaka.github.io/city-roads/

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Priest and attorney

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
My priest just passed the bar exam. He is now my father-in-law.

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Amplify everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
If we amplify everything we hear nothing. 
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Font for programmers: 
https://www.jetbrains.com/lp/mono/#143-languages

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Open to new learning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
  -- Ellen DeGeneres  

Website 4 the day:
Share text and images: 
https://justpaste.it/

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Love and money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
They say love is more important than money…Have you tried paying your bills with a hug?
  -- Dave Chappelle  

Website 4 the day:
Public debates: 
https://www.kialo.com/

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Truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
  -- George Bernard Shaw  

Website 4 the day:
Airport WiFis: 
http://bit.ly/airportwifimap

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Intelligent women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
 -- Kathy Lette  

Website 4 the day:
The sky: 
https://www.google.com/sky/

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Falling in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. 
-- Woodrow Wyatt

Website 4 the day:
Chrome browser scratchpad: 
https://lifehacker.com/turn-any-browser-window-into-a-quick-edit-notepad-5980134

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Blank dictionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

Website 4 the day:
International Space Station tour:   
https://youtu.be/Snn1k_qEx20

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Progressive education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. 
-- Will Durant

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #6: 
https://leadstories.com/

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Driving fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #5:
https://www.truthorfiction.com/

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Going to church

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. 
-- Billy Sunday

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #4:
https://www.factcheck.org/

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Speaking humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Humor is a universal language. 
-- Joel Goodman

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #3:
https://www.politifact.com/

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All you need is love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.  
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #2:
https://www.snopes.com/

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Facebook is like jail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know. 
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #1:
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/

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