Browsing Archive: October, 2020

Crying strawberry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

The baby strawberry was crying because his parents were in a jam.

Website 4 the day:

Try to make 2048:
https://play2048.co/

He is insane

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
-- Heinrich Heine

Website 4 the day:

Find recipes for what you have:
https://www.supercook.com/

Changing a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
-- Natalie Wood

Website 4 the day:

Astronomy picture of the day:
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

Dangerous weapons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Website 4 the day:

Lame Facebook posts:
http://www.lamebook.com/

Secret of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:

Crossfade from the web:
https://crossfade.io/

Raising children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

Website 4 the day:

Making a PB&J:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1NfUUCJgc

Don't know where you are going

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:

Scream into the void:
https://screamintothevoid.com/

Waking up grumpy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Some mornings I wake up grumpy. And some mornings I just let him sleep.

Website 4 the day:

Six degrees of Wikipedia:
https://www.sixdegreesofwikipedia.com/

Churchill's brilliant achievement

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.
--Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:

Uncontacted tribes:
https://www.survivalinternational.org/uncontactedtribes

The value of loss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:

Spreadsheet database:
https://airtable.com/

The taste of soap

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:

Create mobile apps from Google spreadsheets:
https://www.glideapps.com/

Happy marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

To keep your marriage brimming; with love in the loving cup… Whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:

Explore debates:
https://www.kialo.com/

Love is the answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:

Improve Windows security:
https://www.makeuseof.com/easy-ways-boost-security-microsoft-defender-and-windows-10/

Like a cod

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:

Locate cell towers:
https://www.cellmapper.net/map

Acupuncture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Website 4 the day:

Free video conferencing:
https://meet.jit.si/

A girl's faults

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:

Pressure washer art:
https://digg.com/video/artist-uses-pressure-washer-to-paint-driveway-mural

Remain silent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:

Free video processing software for astronomy:
https://www.astronomie.be/registax/

Homework skills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
-- Bill Waterson

Website 4 the day:

Three free collaboration boards:
https://lucidspark.com/

One thing against Moses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!
-- Golda Meir

Website 4 the day:

Free task planner:
https://pdapps.org/kanbani/

Procrastinate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:

An hour of active satellites:
https://streamable.com/u3v8ew

1% of the effort

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.
-- J. Paul Getty

Website 4 the day:

Linux on your Android phone:
https://hackaday.com/2020/10/07/linux-fu-the-linux-android-convergence/

Horse's hay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

After the horse ate all of his hay, he had a baleful look about him.

Website 4 the day:

Space images converted into sound:
https://www.system-sounds.com/

Wiser women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:

Moving with pets:
https://www.mymove.com/moving/guides/moving-pets-safely/

More confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:

Name logos:
https://www.textgiraffe.com/

Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:

122 Pythagorean Theorem proofs:
https://www.cut-the-knot.org/pythagoras/

Doctor's good news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:

Talent sourcing:
https://usebraintrust.com

Babies and contraception

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:

Trimming a 100-foot palm:
https://digg.com/video/guy-rides-palm-trees-cut-fronds

Newborn looks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.
-- Kevin Hart

Website 4 the day:

Face mask for Amazon employees:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXx2XSI4Kw

Why hummingbirds hum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

The reason that hummingbirds hum is that they don't know the words.

Website 4 the day:

Ordering a pizza can be hard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVKaGpn8Gg

A gotcha question

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

It doesn’t make it a gotcha question just because it got ya.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:

Magpie janitor:
https://www.instructables.com/Train-Wild-Birds-to-Exchange-Litter-for-Food/

A terrible childhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I’d have an excuse.
-- Jimmy Fallon

Website 4 the day:

Collatz calculator:
https://www.dcode.fr/collatz-conjecture

You’re getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out’.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:

WIndows-like Linux distro:
https://www.linuxfx.org/

Failure and success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

It is failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:

G-suite cheat sheets:
https://www.customguide.com/cheat-sheet/g-suite-for-business-cheat-sheets.pdf

Feminine intuition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof.
-- Harry Haenigsen

Website 4 the day:

Military brownies:
https://digg.com/video/us-military-brownie-recipe

Exhausting parenting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy

I don’t know what’s more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you’re doing.
-- Jim Gaffigan

Website 4 the day:

What's happening on the internet:
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/every-minute-internet-2020/

Alternative titles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor

librarian -> bookkeeper
referee -> game warden
dairyman -> cowboy.

Website 4 the day:

Stellar origin periodic table:
https://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/242813.php

Very lucrative

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Philosophy

In the world of big corporations, there's nothing more lucrative than to be fired well.
-- Calvin Trillin

Website 4 the day:

Slave voyages:
https://www.slavevoyages.org/

What is a neighborhood?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor

A neighborhood is a residential area that is changing for the worse.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:

Code search:
https://searchcode.com/

Women and children first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor

The only reason they say, "Women and children first," is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
-- Judy Allen

Website 4 the day:

3D search:
https://thangs.com/

Traveling companions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor

It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
-- Art Buchwald

Website 4 the day:

Decluttered search:
https://www.yippy.com/

Life without music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Philosophy

Without music, life would be a mistake.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:

Accelerate Python for scientific computing:
https://numba.pydata.org/

Quit acting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Philosophy

Quitting acting is a sign of maturity.
-- Marlon Brando

Website 4 the day:

Collaborative search:
http://searchteam.com/

Grass without rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor

Two blades of grass were discussing the lack of rain, when one finally said "Guess, we'll have to make dew."

Website 4 the day:

NASA's images:
https://images.nasa.gov/

Practical religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
-- Betsy Salkind

Website 4 the day:

Search with images of found sites:
https://peekier.com/

Boring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Philosophy

Bores bore each other, too, but it never seems to teach them anything.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:

Search engine with privacy:
https://www.qwant.com/

Worst asthma

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor

Asthma bothers me if I'm around dogs or cigars. The worst are dogs smoking cigars.
-- Steve Allen

Website 4 the day:

Free WordPress hosting for a year (cheap after that):
https://youtu.be/cG9kv5-5bPI

Just sugar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor

Cotton candy is just sugar made to look like insulation.
-- Mike Birbiglia

Website 4 the day:

Fast Python:
https://doc.pypy.org/en/latest/index.html

Really bad cooking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor

My cooking is so bad I have an oven that flushes.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:

Free VPN for a year:
https://youtu.be/m-i2JBtG4FE

Adopted?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor

I asked my mother if I was adopted and she said, "Not yet, but we've placed an ad."
-- Dana Snow

Website 4 the day:

Flood a scammer:
https://scammerblaster.com/

A blind date

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor

I had a blind date with a woman who carried a taser in her purse. She was stunning.

Website 4 the day:

Robots come in peace, written by AI:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/08/robot-wrote-this-article-gpt-3

Sundials and stopped clocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor

A stopped clock is right twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at night.
-- John Hodgman

Website 4 the day:

Mirror screens wirelessly:
https://letsview.com/

Conquering Asia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Philosophy

Genghis Khan conquered Asia with an army only half the size of New York City's civil service.
- Emmanuel Savas

Website 4 the day:

Defecation education:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=0Jjr21lFLCY

Powerful men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Philosophy

All men with power ought to be mistrusted.
-- Jame Madison

Website 4 the day:

Free software:
https://www.ilovefreesoftware.com/

Humans can't do this

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor

One thing computers can do that humans can't is sit in a sealed box for months.
-- Jack Handey

Website 4 the day:

Tight squeezes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdwOsSPvq9g

Holding people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Philosophy

It's useless to hold people to anything they say while they're in love, drunk, or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:

Detailed cell phone specs:
https://www.gsmarena.com/

Boring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor

A bore is a person who talks when you want him to listen.

-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:

AI boosts frames per second:
https://sites.google.com/view/wenbobao/dain

Your first child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor

After your first child, your role in life will be apparent.

Website 4 the day:

Battery race:
https://youtu.be/7jqImhd8Ggc

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