Browsing Archive: December, 2021

Limo without driver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Just spent $300 on a limousine rental and discovered that the fee does not include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Website 4 the day:
The country that doesn't exist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzhcfYlKFQ

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Accomplishing the impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Future underwater views:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/12/world/3-degrees-sea-level-rise-climate-central/index.html

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Who is stupid?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.
-- Kooper Salmo

Website 4 the day:
Break through paywalls:
https://12ft.io/

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A diamond's origin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
-- Henry Kissenger

Website 4 the day:
Map distortions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQLjKzZbv4

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The taxpayer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. 
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
These sneakers do not exist: 
https://thissneakerdoesnotexist.com/

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One person is better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Website 4 the day:
Restoring a burnt watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz84M2UrOFs

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Approaching nervous breakdown

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russel

Website 4 the day:
Self-color analysis:
https://colorwise.me/self-analysis

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Glued cards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
A prankster glued all my playing cards together. I can't deal with this!

Website 4 the day:
Mined metals:
https://elements.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/all-of-the-metals-one-visualization.html

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Sitting vs. standing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous email:
https://anonaddy.com/

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Tell your boss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.
-- Patrick Murray

Website 4 the day:
Online video editor:
https://www.flexclip.com/

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Climbing monkeys

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
-- Joseph Stilwell

Website 4 the day:
Remove everything but the punctuation:
https://just-the-punctuation.glitch.me/

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Why join the navy?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
Cousin chart:
https://www.familysearch.org/blog/en/cousin-chart

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Workingman's friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one. 
Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Ambient noise generator: 
https://neal.fun/ambient-chaos/

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Ambition is a poor excuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. 
-- Charlie McCarthy

Website 4 the day:
Earth impact estimator: 
https://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/ImpactEarth/ImpactEffects/

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A rainbow's weight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, it is pretty light.

Website 4 the day:
Copilot AI pair programmer:
https://copilot.github.com/

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Before his time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
The Appalachian Trail in 5 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMgcrCdzYlo

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Be conceited

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Website 4 the day:
Linux with Windows user interface:
https://www.windowsfx.org/

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Rich through hard work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose?
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
These toons do not exist:
https://www.thesetoonsdonotexist.com/

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Hear/See/Speak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil and you'll never get a job working for a tabloid.
-- Phil Pastoret

Website 4 the day:
Map of undersea cables:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/akgbea/this-3d-map-of-the-undersea-cables-connecting-the-globe-is-mesmerizing

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The key to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
-- Claude McDonald

Website 4 the day:
Free resume templates:
https://www.freesumes.com/free-resume-templates-for-ms-word/

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An expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
-- William Castle

Website 4 the day:
How many solar panels can power the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZEaYjo4ZJU

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A new pair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I bought a new pair of running shoes and haven't seen them since.

Website 4 the day:
Byte archive:
https://vintageapple.org/byte/

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Motivation doesn't last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily. 
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Curated least viewed vids: 
https://what-the-robot-saw.com/

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Those who don't listen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.
-- Andy Stanley

Website 4 the day:
A graphic novel from NASA: 
https://www.nasa.gov/specials/calliefirst/#book/

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Bad insomnia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
-- Arthur Baer

Website 4 the day:
Slow motion spin art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pyKmmF3VM

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Nothing is illegal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
-- Andrew Young

Website 4 the day:
High precision positioning:
https://openflexure.org/

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Battle challenge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Buy government surplus:
https://www.govdeals.com/

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If at first ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Product placement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l5oEgko6ds

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