Browsing Archive: March, 2021

Moses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Moses was a basket case.

Website 4 the day:
Create flowcharts: 
https://flowchart.fun/

Continue reading ...
 

Almost everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
90 percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon  

Website 4 the day:
Interesting Engineering: 
https://interestingengineering.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Washington DC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John. F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
The Milky Way: 
https://astroanarchy.blogspot.com/2021/03/gigapixel-mosaic-of-milky-way-1250.html

Continue reading ...
 

Nice being a pessimist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.     
-- George Will

Website 4 the day:
Pick-up lines used by women: 
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/T-Joel-Wade/publication/337990989_Can_I_have_your_number_Men's_perceived_effectiveness_of_pick-up_lines_used_by_women/links/5df912ba299bf10bc3634656/Can-I-have-your-number-Mens-perceived-effectiveness-of-pick-up-lines-used-by-women.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Defamation of character

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character. 
-- Charles Brakley

Website 4 the day:
Turbo encabulator: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjcJp_Nwvk

Continue reading ...
 

Marriage alternative

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. 
-- Rod Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Retroencabulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc

Continue reading ...
 

Don’t want a whole dessert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
'I don’t want a whole dessert; let’s just get two spoons.' - Former friends of mine
 -- Anna Kendrick  

Website 4 the day:
Lego Oreo cheesecake: 
https://digg.com/video/this-stop-motion-oreo-cheesecake-made-out-of-legos-looks-mouthwateringly-delicious

Continue reading ...
 

Dwarves and midgets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Dwarves and midgets have little in common.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster obstacle course:
https://digg.com/video/hamster-obstacle-course-video

Continue reading ...
 

Created 2 humans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
-- John Kinnear

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to the River Styx:
https://riverstyx.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Yell at your kids

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.
-- Reese Witherspoon

Website 4 the day:
Time tracking: 
https://toggl.com/track/signup/

Continue reading ...
 

The younger generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
-- Haim Ginott

Website 4 the day:
Screw types: 
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582542.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

Helping folks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Philosophy 
We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
-- Frank Howard Clark

Website 4 the day:
Space videos: 
https://mashable.com/article/4k-space-videos/

Continue reading ...
 

Middle age fright

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
-- Doris Day

Website 4 the day:
Face recognition in Python: 
https://pypi.org/project/deepface/

Continue reading ...
 

Not old enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
No man is ever old enough to know better.
-- Holbrook Jackson

Website 4 the day:
Map of the universe: 
https://share.smartnews.com/scPY

Continue reading ...
 

Magazine collector

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I told my therapist about my obsession with collecting magazines. He said that I have a lot of issues.

Website 4 the day:
Find faces like yours on the internet: 
https://pimeyes.com/en

Continue reading ...
 

Learned from children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Laundry symbols: 
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582534.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

Nothing to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
-- Bob Phillips

Website 4 the day:
Privacy-centric browser: 
https://librewolf.readthedocs.io/en/latest/

Continue reading ...
 

The high road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.
-- Sandra Bullock

Website 4 the day:
Bicyling science: 
https://direct.mit.edu/books/book/3998/Bicycling-Science

Continue reading ...
 

Let me check my calendar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.
-- Noelle Chatham

Website 4 the day:
Virtual Reality meetings: 
https://spatial.io/ ?yola-link-is-coming=true

Continue reading ...
 

Wrote children's books

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Check for email/password breaches: 
https://www.confidently.com/databreach.html

Continue reading ...
 

Worn out fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
-- John J. Plomp

Website 4 the day:
Test Linux versions in a browser: 
https://distrotest.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Persistent debt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it.

Website 4 the day:
Pun-ish company names: 
https://cheezburger.com/13424645/pun-business-names-that-really-went-for-it

Continue reading ...
 

Why babies?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Make no mistake about why these babies are here—they are here to replace us.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Run classic operating systems in a browser: 
https://youtu.be/2XYTARp4TNg

Continue reading ...
 

X-rayed my head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean

Website 4 the day:
Pick a color: 
http://www.romeolight.com/products/cp1/

Continue reading ...
 

How grateful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.
-- Gib Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Swiss Army Knife blades:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582538.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

If we don't succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
-- Dan Quayle

Website 4 the day:
Cloak your photos: 
https://sandlab.cs.uchicago.edu/fawkes/

Continue reading ...
 

Give a man a fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Making the Slice of Life film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjVowm9Sy9M

Continue reading ...
 

Barbie popular?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Amateur Blade Runner fan film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyn0cLCMKsM

Continue reading ...
 

Named after Einstein

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I was named after Einstein. Yeah, he was named in 1879.

Website 4 the day:
Sell your startup: 
https://microacquire.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Simply wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Amazon product price history: 
https://keepa.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Slow children playing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean.
-- Zack Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
15 facts: 
https://15facts.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Went to a meeting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Anti-social media: 
http://www.noiys.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Missing fingers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Change computer screen color by time: 
https://justgetflux.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Wealth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.
-- Epictetus  

Website 4 the day:
You're the bomb: 
http://thebomb.lol/

Continue reading ...
 

Afraid of heights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
The deadliest pandemics: 
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/local/retropolis/coronavirus-deadliest-pandemics/

Continue reading ...
 
 

Blog Archive