Browsing Archive: March, 2021

Moses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

Moses was a basket case.

Website 4 the day:

Create flowcharts:
https://flowchart.fun/

Almost everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

90 percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon

Website 4 the day:

Interesting Engineering:
https://interestingengineering.com/

Washington DC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John. F. Kennedy

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The Milky Way:
https://astroanarchy.blogspot.com/2021/03/gigapixel-mosaic-of-milky-way-1250.html

Nice being a pessimist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
-- George Will

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Pick-up lines used by women:
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/T-Joel-Wade/publication/337990989_Can_I_have_your_number_Men's_perceived_effectiveness_of_pick-up_lines_used_by_women/links/5df912ba299bf10bc3634656/Can-I-have-your-number-Mens-perceived-effectiveness-of-pick-up-lines-used-by-women.pdf

Defamation of character

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character.
-- Charles Brakley

Website 4 the day:

Turbo encabulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjcJp_Nwvk

Marriage alternative

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
-- Rod Stewart

Website 4 the day:

Retroencabulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc

Don’t want a whole dessert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

'I don’t want a whole dessert; let’s just get two spoons.' - Former friends of mine
-- Anna Kendrick

Website 4 the day:

Lego Oreo cheesecake:
https://digg.com/video/this-stop-motion-oreo-cheesecake-made-out-of-legos-looks-mouthwateringly-delicious

Dwarves and midgets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

Dwarves and midgets have little in common.

Website 4 the day:

Hamster obstacle course:
https://digg.com/video/hamster-obstacle-course-video

Created 2 humans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
-- John Kinnear

Website 4 the day:

Welcome to the River Styx:
https://riverstyx.com/

Yell at your kids

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.
-- Reese Witherspoon

Website 4 the day:

Time tracking:
https://toggl.com/track/signup/

The younger generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
-- Haim Ginott

Website 4 the day:

Screw types:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582542.jpg

Helping folks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Philosophy

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
-- Frank Howard Clark

Website 4 the day:

Space videos:
https://mashable.com/article/4k-space-videos/