Browsing Archive: April, 2022

New car

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I bought a car covered in red and yellow leaves. It's an autumnobile.

Website 4 the day:
The stenograph: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA6UythLlEI

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Top of the food chain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Selling the Eiffel Tower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVdxtLXhsg

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Directions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Old electronics:
https://oldcrap.org/

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Not the dog's size

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Emulation of old web browsers:
https://oldweb.today/

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Love conquers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
CIA rectal tool kit:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit

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Can't fix it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
You can't fix stupid.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://search.brave.com/

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Health nuts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx

Website 4 the day:
1+1=2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysNyWFQstto

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Coded apology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I received an apology written in dots and dashes. It was in re-morse code.

Website 4 the day:
Compare specs of two phones or tablets:
http://gsmversus.com/

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The internet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Single-cell into a full newt:
https://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse

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Miserable golfer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
If I wasn’t a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the day:
How do design a logo:
https://www.creativebloq.com/graphic-design/pro-guide-logo-design-21221

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Great taste

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
-- Gilbert Gottfried

Website 4 the day:
Find shows to watch:
https://likewisetv.com/

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Complain about men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
How to be a cat in ancient Egypt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlK16lzyySU

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Lovers are the best friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Conway's Game of Life:
https://playgameoflife.com/

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A scientific fact

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Synchronicity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_VPRCtiUg

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Cabbage and celery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
A cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first because he was a head.

Website 4 the day:
Search the 1950's census:
https://1950census.archives.gov/search/

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Latecomers' guide to crypto:
https://www.mollywhite.net/annotations/latecomers-guide-to-crypto

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He knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything – that clearly points to a political career.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
New old stock photos:
https://nos.twnsnd.co/

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Only human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I am only human, although I regret it.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
https://burst.shopify.com/

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What is education?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 

Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
-- Daniel J. Boorstin

Website 4 the day:
Public domain clip art:
https://www.clker.com/

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God's teachings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
-- Ambrose Pierce

Website 4 the day:
Search creative commons images:
https://wordpress.org/openverse/

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Best of the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Free creative commons images:
https://pikwizard.com/

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Top shelf meat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
The butcher couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. The steaks were too high.

Website 4 the day:
Air quality map:
https://map.purpleair.com/

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Who is a pessimist?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Wind map:
https://www.windy.com/

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Bad looking weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Global news map:
https://russia.liveuamap.com/

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Obsolete satire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Find any book at best price:
https://www.bookfinder.com/

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Considering Mozart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Is it Friday yet?
http://isitfridayyet.net/

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Can't communicate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Sand spiel:
http://sandspiel.club

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Love high school,

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I loved high school, but I wouldn't want to do it again.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Find similar movies:
https://bestsimilar.com/

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Centipede X parrot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie.

Website 4 the day:
Online paint app:
https://jspaint.app/

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When Mozart was my age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Waveform drawing tool:
https://wavedrom.com/

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Fooling folks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they’ve been fooled.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Schematic drawing tool and more:
https://schemdraw.readthedocs.io/en/latest/

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Inventing the wheel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
-- Sid Caesar

Website 4 the day:
5,000 exoplanets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOwI3nTAHIc

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Feeding babies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Create unique email addresses:
https://meandmyid.com/

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Arguing without reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
-- Thomas Paine

Website 4 the day:
Curvy game:
http://www.flaminglunchbox.net/curvy

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Three kinds of men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. 
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Windows10Debloater: 
https://github.com/Sycnex/Windows10Debloater

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