Browsing Archive: December, 2022

A car out of spaghetti

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Website 4 the day:
Antique machines:
https://www.officemuseum.com/

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DeBeers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
DeBeers should change it’s motto to ‘Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!’
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Museum of radiation:
https://www.orau.org/health-physics-museum/

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It is interesting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I think it is interesting that cologne rhymes with alone
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Create a blob opera:
https://artsandculture.google.com/experiment/blob-opera/AAHWrq360NcGbw?hl=en

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Different taste in jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
--George Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Type a lttile and a neural network types more:
https://app.inferkit.com/demo

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Marriage is like mushrooms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Match the color:
https://color.method.ac/

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Not for everyone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.
-- Marc Maron

Website 4 the day:
Robots revealed:
https://mattkirkland.com/ursum/

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Fun for the whole family

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Click the color:
https://s3.mirror.co.uk/click-the-colour-and-not-the-word/index.html

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All my cash

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I put all my cash into an origami business. But it folded.

Website 4 the day:
Card trick:
https://www.crazycardtrick.com/

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When all else fails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
-- Conan O'Brien

Website 4 the day:
Frogs:
https://froggytime.com/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman… or a bad woman.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Take me back:
https://takemeback.to/

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Schedule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
-- Charles Lamb

Website 4 the day:
Morse code translator:
https://morsecode.world/international/translator.html

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Staying young

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball

Website 4 the day:
An AI creates stories:
https://toolbaz.com/writer/ai-story-generator

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Talked about

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Antidepressant drum or a Tolkein character?
https://antidepressantsortolkien.vercel.app/

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People drive you crazy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
-- Mike Bechtle

Website 4 the day:
Random art:
https://random-ize.com/random-art-gallery/

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Cloning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
A friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.

Website 4 the day:
Rude places on the map:
https://www.vaguelyrudeplacesmap.com/

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Perseverance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Click for random stuff:
https://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/

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Not enough to succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Stool analyzer:
https://stoolanalyzer.com/

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To make a long story short ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.
-- Don Herold

Website 4 the day:
Beat box:
https://adventuremachine.4thfloorcreative.co.uk/adventuremachine/

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Worrying is like ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Synthetic sound:
https://29a.ch/sandbox/2022/simplex-noise-synthwave/

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Failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley

Website 4 the day:
Find stuff to watch, read, play, etc.:
https://tastedive.com/

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High heels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley

Website 4 the day:
End of the internet:

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Turtle communication

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Turtles communicate with each other using shell phones.

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://6pxxjp7l2fervwwxiwr7kkheoed2gch6c2kkpionsjckk2molias2cad.onion/ (have to use Tor)

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The average dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-- Andy Rooney

Website 4 the day:
List of Tor sites:
http://zqktlwiuavvvqqt4ybvgvi7tyo4hjl5xgfuvpdf6otjiycgwqbym2qad.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page (have to use Tor)

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See your money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
-- Sarah Jessica Parker

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://torchdeedp3i2jigzjdmfpn5ttjhthh5wbmda2rr3jvqjg5p77c54dqd.onion/ (have to use Tor)

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Not stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
-- Jamie Lee Curtis

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://haystak5njsmn2hqkewecpaxetahtwhsbsa64jom2k22z5afxhnpxfid.onion/ (have to use Tor)

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Hold onto a glass!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When I'm in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don't have to shake hands.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
https://onionlandsearchengine.com/

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Not good at advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-- Matthew Perry

Website 4 the day:
Search libraries:
https://www.worldcat.org/

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Plastic surgery and sushi

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
-- Graham Norton

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows:
https://www.xda-developers.com/passfab-fixuwin-windows-10-11-repair/

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Stick shift

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift but I couldn’t find a manual.

Website 4 the day:
3D models:
https://3dmdb.com/

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Alligators

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
-- Adam Sandler

Website 4 the day:
Arc browser:
https://arc.net/

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Truth hurts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Website 4 the day:
Fix blurry photos:
https://app.remini.ai/

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What is wrong?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.
-- Graham Chapman

Website 4 the day:
Free TV and movies:
https://www.ustvnow.com/

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Advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Plant-based recipes:
https://plantbasedcookingshow.com/

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Shopping season

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Free books:
https://www.pdfbooksworld.com/

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What my mother said

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
-- Betty White

Website 4 the day:
Google killed these:
https://killedbygoogle.com/

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