Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
Website 4 the day:
Antique machines:
https://www.officemuseum.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
DeBeers should change it’s motto to ‘Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!’
-- Ron White
Website 4 the day:
Museum of radiation:
https://www.orau.org/health-physics-museum/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
I think it is interesting that cologne rhymes with alone
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Create a blob opera:
https://artsandculture.google.com/experiment/blob-opera/AAHWrq360NcGbw?hl=en
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
--George Eliot
Website 4 the day:
Type a lttile and a neural network types more:
https://app.inferkit.com/demo
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Match the color:
https://color.method.ac/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.
-- Marc Maron
Website 4 the day:
Robots revealed:
https://mattkirkland.com/ursum/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
Click the color:
https://s3.mirror.co.uk/click-the-colour-and-not-the-word/index.html
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
I put all my cash into an origami business. But it folded.
Website 4 the day:
Card trick:
https://www.crazycardtrick.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
-- Conan O'Brien
Website 4 the day:
Frogs:
https://froggytime.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman… or a bad woman.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Take me back:
https://takemeback.to/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
-- Charles Lamb
Website 4 the day:
Morse code translator:
https://morsecode.world/international/translator.html
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball
Website 4 the day:
An AI creates stories:
https://toolbaz.com/writer/ai-story-generator
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
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Humor
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Antidepressant drum or a Tolkein character?
https://antidepressantsortolkien.vercel.app/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
-- Mike Bechtle
Website 4 the day:
Random art:
https://random-ize.com/random-art-gallery/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
A friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.
Website 4 the day:
Rude places on the map:
https://www.vaguelyrudeplacesmap.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.
-- Steve Martin
Website 4 the day:
Click for random stuff:
https://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal
Website 4 the day:
Stool analyzer:
https://stoolanalyzer.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.
-- Don Herold
Website 4 the day:
Beat box:
https://adventuremachine.4thfloorcreative.co.uk/adventuremachine/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Synthetic sound:
https://29a.ch/sandbox/2022/simplex-noise-synthwave/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley
Website 4 the day:
Find stuff to watch, read, play, etc.:
https://tastedive.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley
Website 4 the day:
End of the internet:
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
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Humor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-- Andy Rooney
Website 4 the day:
List of Tor sites:
http://zqktlwiuavvvqqt4ybvgvi7tyo4hjl5xgfuvpdf6otjiycgwqbym2qad.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page (have to use Tor)
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
-- Sarah Jessica Parker
Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://torchdeedp3i2jigzjdmfpn5ttjhthh5wbmda2rr3jvqjg5p77c54dqd.onion/ (have to use Tor)
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
-- Jamie Lee Curtis
Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://haystak5njsmn2hqkewecpaxetahtwhsbsa64jom2k22z5afxhnpxfid.onion/ (have to use Tor)
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
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Humor
When I'm in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don't have to shake hands.
-- Larry David
Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
https://onionlandsearchengine.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-- Matthew Perry
Website 4 the day:
Search libraries:
https://www.worldcat.org/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
-- Graham Norton
Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows:
https://www.xda-developers.com/passfab-fixuwin-windows-10-11-repair/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift but I couldn’t find a manual.
Website 4 the day:
3D models:
https://3dmdb.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
-- Adam Sandler
Website 4 the day:
Arc browser:
https://arc.net/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
-- Leslie Nielsen
Website 4 the day:
Fix blurry photos:
https://app.remini.ai/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
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Humor
There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.
-- Graham Chapman
Website 4 the day:
Free TV and movies:
https://www.ustvnow.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
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Humor
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Plant-based recipes:
https://plantbasedcookingshow.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman
Website 4 the day:
Free books:
https://www.pdfbooksworld.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
-- Betty White
Website 4 the day:
Google killed these:
https://killedbygoogle.com/
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