Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
If you boil a funny bone you get a laughing stock.
Website 4 the day:
Game rules:
https://gamerules.com/
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Comedians don't laugh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
-- James Lipton
Website 4 the day:
Writing an elevator pitch:
https://www.scienceofpeople.com/elevator-pitch/
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That joke was rich
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
A rich man's joke is always funny.
-- Thomas Edward Brown
Website 4 the day:
Coupons on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Coupons
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Sorry circumstances
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
-- Norman Wisdom
Website 4 the day:
Mythbusters for the impatient:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MythbustersImpatient
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Every dogman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
Every dogman has its day.
-- Anthony Burgess
Website 4 the day:
Independent search engine:
https://www.mojeek.com/
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A handsome woman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.
-- J. B. Priestley
Website 4 the day:
Literature clock:
https://literature-clock.jenevoldsen.com/
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Well informed men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Mickey Mouse in Viet Nam (1960's short):
https://youtu.be/JOiKgrSUWWk
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Writing a book
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.
Website 4 the day:
AI breaks NES Tetris:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_KY_EwZEVA
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Sunburned locations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
How DuPont poisoned the world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pW2ATrDnA8
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Live my life over
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Create virtual machines fast:
https://itsfoss.com/quickgui/
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A stationery store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Executive ability
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
-- Earl Nightingale
Website 4 the day:
Robot comedian:
https://zed.cam/
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In the army
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
-- Spike Milligan
Website 4 the day:
Logos, logos, logos:
https://1000logos.net/
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Yield to temptation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Yield to temptation. I may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Useful Windows CMD tools:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/20-run-commands-windows
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Hiding elephants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees? They’re so good at it.
Website 4 the day:
Statue of Liberty's torch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ybKILVz2Xc
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Rules
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
-- Leo Durocher
Website 4 the day:
Machine ethics demo:
https://delphi.allenai.org/
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Leading to Congress
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle
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Biking on a wind turbine blade:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR4maEf-eCY
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Window shopping
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
-- Tommy Cooper
Website 4 the day:
What time is it at:
https://timezone.fyi/
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Unique marriage license
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.
-- Mickey Rooney
Website 4 the day:
Remove photo objects:
https://cleanup.pictures/
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The nature of work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
-- Michel Tournier
Website 4 the day:
Best pitch decks for startups:
https://slidebean.com/blog/best-pitch-deck-templates-for-startups
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Love changes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
-- Lemony Snicket
Website 4 the day:
Top websites:
https://www.semrush.com/website/top
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Clover and ivy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I mixed a four-leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck.
Website 4 the day:
Inventors whose inventions killed them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LhsiI0L9g
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Toaster avoidance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Never put a sock in a toaster.
-- Eddie Izzard
Website 4 the day:
Toxic sites in the US:
https://projects.propublica.org/toxmap/
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Growing up with siblings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
-- Robert Brault
Website 4 the day:
The can opener bridge:
https://11foot8.com/
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Less like an adult
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I like to think of myself less like ‘an adult’ and more like a ‘former fetus.’.
-- Anna Kendrick
Website 4 the day:
Loop a Youtube video:
youtuberepeater.com
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Management
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
-- Peter Drucker
Website 4 the day:
Bypass Youtube age restrictions:
https://nsfwyoutube.com/
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Getting old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope
Website 4 the day:
Mix two Youtube videos:
https://youtube-dj.com/
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Love is the answer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the day:
Make and sell NFTs:
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-make-sell-nft-art
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