Browsing Archive: June, 2022

Cowboy apparel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
If you wear cowboy apparel, is it called ranch dressing?

Website 4 the day:
Free Windows software:
https://www.filepuma.com/

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You have power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The only power you have is the word 'no.'
-- Frances McDormand

Website 4 the day:
Hand-selected Windows software:
https://www.downloadcrew.com/

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Abuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman

Website 4 the day:
Cryptocurrency is bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9nv0Ol-R5Q

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Interview advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
-- Adam Gropman

Website 4 the day:
Quantum computing map:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UlxHPIEVqA

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Middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Python for microcontrollers:
https://circuitpython.org/

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Instead of the mahi mahi

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?
-- Shelley Darlingson

Website 4 the day:
US Army military history:
https://history.army.mil/

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Out of hunger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.
-- Frank Semyon

Website 4 the day:
Out-horse your email:
http://outhorseyouremail.com/

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Giant fear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I have a fear of giants. It's called feefiphobia.

Website 4 the day: 
If Apple made window blinds: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6EMd8dlQk

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Free air

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips
-- Priyanshu Singh

Website 4 the day:
Numbers to words:
https://number-word.calculators.ro/

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Mr. Right is coming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Mr. Right is coming. But He’s in Africa and he’s walking.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Search XKCD comics:
https://findxkcd.com/

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Two tragedies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Answers to your dreams:
http://www.dreambible.com/

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A girl like you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hanger Reflex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on22yoI40TI

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Education compensation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
GoPro on a turtle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYfpcX9DPFw

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Coming home at night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Rude comments about your password:
https://trypap.com/

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Outperforming inflation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.

Website 4 the day:
Public datasets and analysis code:
https://www.kaggle.com/

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Make God laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
NASCAR pit stop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7J1ICj1zeE

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I don’t like myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
--The only power you have is the word Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Photorealistic images from text:
https://imagen.research.google/

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Simply a shiver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
-- Paul Keating

Website 4 the day:
Write better English:
https://ludwig.guru/

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Virtues and vices

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Watch old-time cartoons:
https://www.topcartoons.tv/

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Delusions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He had delusions of adequacy.
-- Walter Kerr

Website 4 the day:
Clubbing in the wild:
https://youtu.be/q8zwIphm5r4

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A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man & worships his creator. 
-- John Bright

Website 4 the day:
50,000 free e-books: 
http://manybooks.net/

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Hide and seek with mates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
When I play hide and seek with my mates, the games go on for hours. Good friends are hard to find.

Website 4 the day:
Top-rated places:
https://www.top-rated.online/

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Good instincts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
-- James Reston

Website 4 the day:
Create customized maps:
https://ezmap.co/

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Forgive your enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
Create a snazzy map:
https://snazzymaps.com/

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Miserable without you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.
-- Stephen Bishop

Website 4 the day:
Decentralized search engine:
https://presearch.com/

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Darkest before the dawn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. 
-- Navjot Singh Sidhu

Website 4 the day:
Giant mechanical elephant: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSg3T0aK-ck

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A lie detector test

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I took a lie detector test. No I didn't.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Free web proxy:
https://www.proxysite.com/

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Hurling a computer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I hurled this computer to its doom from atop National’s 3-story parking garage. As the dust settled, I knew that computer would never lie to me again!
-- Bob Pease

Website 4 the day:
Free movies on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MovieCentral

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Books in the sun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Website 4 the day:
Inside a mechanical watch:
https://ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/

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Like a tea bag

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Privacy search and tools:
https://www.startpage.com/

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The best world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
-- James Branch Cabell

Website 4 the day:
Terminal-based data visualization:
https://www.visidata.org/

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Poor medical plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The miserable have no other medicine, but only hope.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
How much radiation does your phone emit?
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Radiation-Emissions-Smartphones-Main-FF.png

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Repeating history

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.
-- Robert Brooke

Website 4 the day:
3D-printable “Oreometer:
https://news.mit.edu/2022/oreometer-cream-0419

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Marriage is optimistic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
My parents said marrying was an optimistic thing to do in pessimistic times.
-- Olivia Wilde

Website 4 the day:
We are still evolving:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/30795/5-signs-humans-are-still-evolving

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Not to worry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!
-- Charlie Brown

Website 4 the day:
Harvard Intro to Programming with Python:
https://www.edx.org/course/cs50s-introduction-to-programming-with-python

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What my wife likes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly... I'm not a fan.

Website 4 the day:
A business tries to legally kill their customers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv7wIAMq3TE

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No bank account

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Sea stars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ20KsgVeu0

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Who is an expert?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
How memorable is an image?
https://brainbridgelab.uchicago.edu/resmem/

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Great time saver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
-- E. B. White

Website 4 the day:
A year of a Kestrel couple:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQb-badp1s

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Loyalty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Men are only as loyal as their options.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
How useful is ABS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlLYJW-yIIg

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Only the mediocre

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
-- Jean Giradoux

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative whiteboard:
https://witeboard.com/

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Spending $20

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
If you loan someone $20 and you never see them again because they are avoiding paying you back, that makes it worth $20.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Make illustrations:
https://blush.design/

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Surprised wife

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When I surprised my wife by replacing our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Website 4 the day:
How ants respond to chili sauce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUJk7rDaGqE

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Is it art?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Art is whatever you can get away with.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
What software runs a website:
https://www.whatruns.com/

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Littering for child control

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
To keep young kids behaving on a car road trip, have a bag of their favorite candy and throw a piece out the window each time they misbehave.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Tools for thinking:
https://untools.co/

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Subject lines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Spend as much time crafting the subject line of an email as the message itself because the subject line is often the only thing people read.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Videomaker:
https://lumen5.com/

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Conscious growth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Your growth as a conscious being is measured by the number of uncomfortable conversations you are willing to have.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
How smart are fish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QevWGsd96xQ

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Asking for money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Ask funders for money, and they’ll give you advice; but ask for advice and they’ll give you money.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Terms of service:
https://tosdr.org/

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Sides to every argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Whenever there is an argument between two sides, find the third side.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Cutting onions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kOUV6srez4

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Colorful dreaming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Website 4 the day:
Pet the cat:
https://www.activitysuggestion.com/

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Before buts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Anything you say before the word "but" does not count.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Windows 11 simulator:
https://win11.blueedge.me/

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The same mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Don't keep making the same mistakes; try to make new mistakes.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Find open-source projects:
https://awesomeopensource.com/

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Personal pizza

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you have the right attitude.
-- Marty Allen

Website 4 the day:
Cat year calculator:
https://miniwebtool.com/cat-years-calculator/

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The curse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Pinouts: 
https://pinouts.org/

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A terrible thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Karen Scalf Linamen

Website 4 the day:
Compare two sets of text:
https://text-compare.com/

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Lemons to lemonade

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Curves and surfaces:
https://ciechanow.ski/curves-and-surfaces/

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