Browsing Archive: March, 2022

How an attorney sleeps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
How does an attorney sleep? First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

Website 4 the day:
Public domain movies:
https://www.publicdomaintorrents.info/

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A benefit of hermiting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Hermits have no peer pressure.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Grab text from images:
https://projectnaptha.com/

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Having enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Highlighter for webpages:
https://marker.to/

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Easy crocodiles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
-- Steve Irwin

Website 4 the day:
Clean up your inbox:
https://mailstrom.co/

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So cute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church!
-- Hilary Duff

Website 4 the day:
Vectorize an image:
https://vectormagic.com/

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Fun and games

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
-- James Hetfield

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.freeimages.com/

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Misspelled word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Wind map of the earth:
https://earth.nullschool.net/

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Broken finger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Jill broke her right index finger today, but on the other hand, she was completely fine

Website 4 the day:
Translate english words for European countries:
https://ukdataexplorer.com/european-translator/

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Not seeing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.
-- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Website 4 the day:
Scream into the void:
https://screamintothevoid.com/

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Preferred writers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Build habits:
https://habitica.com/static/front

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Excellent advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.
-- Jim Butcher

Website 4 the day:
Online game:
https://www.poptropica.com/

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A perfect rule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
List of individual dogs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs

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Survival

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
In this world only the paranoid survive.
-- Dean Koontz

Website 4 the day:
Discover new music:
https://www.gnoosic.com/

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Coldest depth of hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Why no wireless USB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnDyon0nqes

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A split personality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

Website 4 the day:
Chrome extension for geo-unblocking:
https://www.streamlocator.com/browser

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Fortified friendships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
-- Honore de Balzac

Website 4 the day:
Hall and Oates help line:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hall-oates-phone-hotline/

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Enjoying art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You can’t enjoy art or books in a hurry.
-- E.A. Bucchianeri

Website 4 the day:
Playable Lego piano:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B085RDT4F7

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What we want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!
-- Al Franken

Website 4 the day:
Ethonol fuel was dumb:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-yDKeya4SU

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Running mice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
When mice run, cats give chase.
-- Rachel Vincent

Website 4 the day:
Pigs vs. bear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yH3ntLrL5c

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A bureaucratic organization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
-- Robert Conquest

Website 4 the day:
Midi piano speaks English:
https://digg.com/video/mark-rober-figures-out-how-to-get-this-midi-controlled-piano-to-perfectly-play-the-worlds-hardest-song

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A life goal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
-- Darynda Jones

Website 4 the day:
Inside a dishwasher:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkJJSsmAdDY

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Albert Einstein's theories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
In the early 1900s Albert Einstein developed theories about space. And it was about time.

Website 4 the day:
Vacuum tubes' rival:
https://spectrum.ieee.org/the-vacuum-tubes-forgotten-rival

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A hospital bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
How to mix oil and water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJeWklggSpY

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Going to hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.
-- William Faulkner

Website 4 the day:
Product scans:
https://www.scanofthemonth.com/

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Failed relationships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
-- Marian Keyes

Website 4 the day:
Conference # (was a phone booth in the middle of nowhere):
760-733-9969

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Eat a waffle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
-- Lauren Myracle

Website 4 the day:
Marble manufacturing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uj4Rwo3ayY

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Nothing on

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
-- Marilyn Monroe

Website 4 the day:
Etymology of first names:
https://www.behindthename.com/

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The only naked one

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?

Website 4 the day:
Storing potatoes: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4irBRuVU3I

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Right the first time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
-- Walt West

Website 4 the day:
Tiny Kansas farm in IP hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh6zanS_epw

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The environment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand.
-- James Watt

Website 4 the day:
Use old smartphones as security cameras:
https://alfred.camera/

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Ain't broke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
-- Bert Lantz

Website 4 the day:
Search foreclosures:
https://www.foreclosurefreesearch.com/

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Funny diety

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
World data:
https://www.worlddata.info/

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Serious things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
-- Heisenberg

Website 4 the day:
Curated charities:
https://www.givewell.org/

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Odd poker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Financial advisors:
https://smartasset.com/

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Lego's customers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Lego store re-opens after lockdown and folks were lined up for blocks.

Website 4 the day:
Painter's paradox: 
https://youtu.be/3WVpOXUXNXQ

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Thieving ancestors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!
-- Ben Jonson

Website 4 the day:
Throwing balls on other worlds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyn4KGxku90

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Those who hate computers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.
-- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle

Website 4 the day:
Building a safe alcohol heater:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1N-q3Zu6jngpSJdXUoSkWl4YKb26RCvAV/view

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Lacking skill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
-- Joey Ramone

Website 4 the day:
Where to NOT to exchange money in Florence:
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrhrV6lnvrc

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Evil's triumph

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
-- Edmund Burke

Website 4 the day:
Comparison of the world's tallest statues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEPJDkZRdJU

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Doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Transcribe recordings:
https://otter.ai/

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Very difficult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Strip out just the recipe:
https://www.justtherecipe.com/

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Strong snowman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

Website 4 the day:
Terms of service: 
https://tosdr.org/

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Not as simple

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Things are not as simple as they seem at first.
-- Edward Thorp

Website 4 the day:
A tea-shirt: 
https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/s723hc/a_cup_of_teashirt/

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A great calamity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.
-- Robert Bly

Website 4 the day:
Talking animal comics:
https://theycantalk.com/

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Machines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
-- Alan Turing

Website 4 the day:
Statue of Liberty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkI_2yiIb48

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Bureaucracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation.
-- Mark Shepherd

Website 4 the day:
Find related words:
https://relatedwords.io/

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The past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Whenever I think of the past it brings back so many memories.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
12 useful knots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9awFq3cgI

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Bibles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
All Bibles are man-made.
-- Thomas Edison

Website 4 the day:
Python in the cloud:
https://www.pythonanywhere.com/

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Dental X-rays

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Another phrase for dental X-rays could be "tooth pics."

Website 4 the day:
100 facts about earth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDhOy2qVgE

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Prayer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Lead us in a few words of silent prayer.
-- Bill Peterson

Website 4 the day:
Ask an earth and space scientist:
https://askanearthspacescientist.asu.edu/

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Deceiving statements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Even if you can deceive people about a product through misleading statements, sooner or later the product will speak for itself.
-- Hajime Karatsu

Website 4 the day:
Animusic 1 & 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdUPgnMzHXg

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Picture postcard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: Wish you were here.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Why a pentagon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqfopuQJtY8

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Doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.
-- Paul Tillich

Website 4 the day:
FedEx planning to add anti-missile lasers on their new planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijdlwft-C0

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Give me a sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Planets visible tonight:
https://www.almanac.com/astronomy/planets-rise-and-set

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Cereal prizes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals. You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
-- Robert Lucky

Website 4 the day:
Start a career in web development:
https://www.theodinproject.com/

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