Browsing Archive: October, 2022

Dove chocolate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Website 4 the day:
Compare saving accounts:
https://www.apy.fyi/

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Humor is ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
Band names:
https://www.bandnames.cool/

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Just stand up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
-- Dylan Moran

Website 4 the day:
Make an image (was Dalle):
https://www.craiyon.com/

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How to take words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You take the words in the sense which is most damaging to the argument.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
500 years of women's hairstyles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wao0_uB4Zw4

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Created equal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
All men are equal before fish.
-- Herbert Hoover

Website 4 the day:
Business name generator:
https://namelix.com/

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Don't wear socks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Enlarge images:
https://bigjpg.com/

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Jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.
-- Melinda Chapman

Website 4 the day:
Create professional graphics and pictures:
https://hotpot.ai/

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high-voltage fence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, my neighbor is dead against it.

Website 4 the day:
Make beautiful presentations: 
https://www.beautiful.ai/

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Beginning of civilization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Civilization begins with distillation.
-- William Faulkner

Website 4 the day:
Add video ending outro:
https://wearenova.ai/outro-video-maker/

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A man should be ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- E.W. Howe

Website 4 the day:
How old are your ears?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYRxqKhNUUA

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Sexy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
-- Mariah Gonzales

Website 4 the day:
Search engine lets you refine your search:
https://www.occamm.com/

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You wonder sometimes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Power Automate for WIndows:
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/power-automate/desktop-flows/install

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Hollywood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
-- Candice Bergen

Website 4 the day:
A dark room:
https://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/

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Crime and rationization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Philosophy 
No crime is a means to an end. No crime can be rationalized.
-- Compton Gage

Website 4 the day:
Build a 3D website:
https://www.muse.place/

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Missing pills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.

Website 4 the day:
Search blogs:
https://blogsurf.io/

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Coffee!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
People don't seem as annoying when I've got coffee.
-- Tommy Cotton

Website 4 the day:
Internet-radio recorder:
https://streamwriter.org/en/

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Offence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Nothing offended me except for cauliflower and stupidity.
-- Abby Jimenez

Website 4 the day:
Open source video transcoder:
https://handbrake.fr/downloads.php

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So high

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
-- Kinky Friedman

Website 4 the day:
How many parts can you take off a car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfkMTg4Bh0k

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Admitting ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
"I hate to admit my ignorance," said Nikolai. "It's so much more fun for people to discover it on their own.
-- Leigh Bardugo

Website 4 the day:
Open source TeamViewer alternative:
https://rustdesk.com/

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A loser

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Yes, I may be a loser, but I'm the best dam loser you'll ever meet.
-- Osamu Dazai

Website 4 the day:
Tools for better thinking: 
https://untools.co/

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Even on mute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Even on mute, the news is too loud.
-- Daksh Tyagi

Website 4 the day:
Search historical newspapers:
http://vlib.org/

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By shear coincidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.

Website 4 the day:
Why woodpeckers don't get concussions: 
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(22)00855-7

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Work is against human nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
-- Michel Tournier

Website 4 the day:
AI enlarges images:
https://imglarger.com/

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Most of management

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
-- Peter Drucker

Website 4 the day:
Find books from quotes:
https://books.google.com/talktobooks/

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Love is a fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford

Website 4 the day:
What is that thing?
https://experiments.withgoogle.com/thing-translator

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Past and the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.
-- Lisa Lieberman-Wang

Website 4 the day:
AI companion:
https://replika.com/

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My ability

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Alternate phrasing:
https://www.wordtune.com/

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When he is wise enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal

Website 4 the day:
Free Windows download manager:
https://www.freedownloadmanager.org/

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