Browsing Archive: September, 2022

Derailments as a train driver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
I can't remember how many derailments I had as a train driver. It is just so hard to keep track.

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AI writing partner:
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Well-behaved women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
-- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Website 4 the day:
Manage 15 PCs for free:
https://www.smartdeploy.com/linus/

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Your porpoise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
The German campaign in Russia:
https://history.army.mil/html/books/104/104-22-1/CMH_Pub_104-22-1.pdf

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When in doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
When in doubt, look intelligent.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Review of 25 VPNs:
https://www.tomsguide.com/news/weve-just-finished-re-reviewing-over-25-vpns-here-are-the-ones-to-watch

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I never forget a face

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Create a website from your phone:
https://mssg.me/

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If you don't know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Repair Windows:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/windows-repair-all-in-one/

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A nonconformist hates worse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Compress images:
https://tinypng.com/

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A stepladder

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

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Audio editor:
https://twistedwave.com/

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Avoidance of taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
-- John Maynard Keynes

Website 4 the day:
Remove from images:
https://www.magiceraser.io/

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Haters are confused

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.
-- Jeffree Star

Website 4 the day:
Windows apps on Linux:
https://www.makeuseof.com/run-windows-apps-on-linux-with-bottles/

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The early bird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-- Steven Wright

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Audio/video editor:
https://www.descript.com/

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Confusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
I told you to go to Cox’s and buy a searsucker suit, but it looks like you went to Sears instead.
-- Jay Shulte

Website 4 the day:
Update WIndows drivers:
https://sdi-tool.org/

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The greatest thief

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
-- Josh BIllings

Website 4 the day:
Search for memes:
https://memegine.com/

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You who received honors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows problems free:
https://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-for-windows-10

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Nothing goes right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
When nothing goes right, go left instead.

Website 4 the day:
Movie quotes:
https://www.quodb.com/

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Happy marriage secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Making of a Russian hacker:
https://linkslist.app/77KhuWk

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God and religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
-- Naguib Mahfouz

Website 4 the day:
Free online PDF tools:
https://www.ilovepdf.com/

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The Supreme Court Ruling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Raw image processing:
https://www.rawtherapee.com/

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Smile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range!
-- Tom Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Software search engine:
https://you.com/code

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Everyone talks about the weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
Everyone talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. 
-- Charles Dudley Warner

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Photo Editor. Collage Maker. Graphic Designer: 
https://ipiccy.com/

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We had Johnny Cash ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
AI photo editor:
https://www.autoenhance.ai/

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Compulsive talker self-help

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
There is a new self-help group for compulsive talkers. It's called On and On Anon.

Website 4 the day:
Cat feeder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_sebGRkAM

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Facebook sounds like a drag

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
-- Betty White

Website 4 the day:
Hello quantum:
https://helloquantum.mybluemix.net/

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Racism isn't born

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps. End of list.
-- Denis Leary

Website 4 the day:
AI helps you write:
https://www.copy.ai/

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Dogs and cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy, but they prefer to watch you die.
-- Conan O’Brien

Website 4 the day:
Free video assets:
https://mixkit.co/

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Country music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means to 'put down.'
-- Bob Newhart

Website 4 the day:
Make a profile picture:
https://pfpmaker.com/

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Money is not the key

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Public domain 3D assets:
https://polyhaven.com/

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The circus hasn't left

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Reverse phone number lookup:
https://www.numlookup.com/

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