Browsing Archive: February, 2023

The strawberry cried

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
The strawberry cried because he was in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
Profile picture generator
https://magicstudio.com/photobooth

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Don't talk about yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Don't talk about yourself, it will be done when you leave.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Make pictures with words:
https://magicstudio.com/imagine

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Why?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Remove unwanted things:
https://magicstudio.com/magiceraser

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Even Napoleon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Write faster:
https://hyperwriteai.com/

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Have enough sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
-- Marilyn vos Savant

Website 4 the day:
Smart copy with AI:
https://snazzy.ai/

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What to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
After all is said and done, sit down.
-- Bill Copeland

Website 4 the day:
Create a character and talk to it:
http://character.ai

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Never take a solemn oath

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
-- Norman Douglas

Website 4 the day:
AI creates videos:
https://invideo.io/

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Looking for my watch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I meant to look for my missing watch but couldn't find the time.

Website 4 the day:
Create resumes with AI:
https://flowcv.com/

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Like an elephant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
-- Herb Caen

Website 4 the day:
AI-enabled speech:
https://murf.ai/

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A stationery store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I saw a stationery store move.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Make content with AI:
https://runwayml.com/

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Pairs of shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
-- Imelda Marcos

Website 4 the day:
Webchatgpt form Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/webchatgpt/lpfemeioodjbpieminkklglpmhlngfcn

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Stolen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
-- W. Clement Stone

Website 4 the day:
Duplicate voices with only 3-second samples:
https://valle-demo.github.io/

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Remind me of my age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
-- Stephen Fry

Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform password manager:
https://keepassxc.org/

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Inventing the internet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I was up all night inventing the Camcorder.
-- Al Gore

Website 4 the day:
Encrypt your data:
https://cryptomator.org/

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Eating electrical cords

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
My son has been eating electrical cords, so I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.

Website 4 the day:
Terminal emulator:
https://tabby.sh/

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If two wrongs ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Login aliases:
https://simplelogin.io/

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To be or not to be.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
-- Jean-Luc Godard

Website 4 the day:
Understanding voice:
https://openassistant.org/wp/

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Memories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
-- P. G. Wodehouse

Website 4 the day:
Cheaper flights:
https://skiplagged.com/

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I love mankind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Kodiak - take control of Windows:
https://null-byte.wonderhowto.com/how-to/use-koadic-command-control-remote-access-toolkit-for-windows-post-exploitation-0181742/

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I don't deserve this award

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Free documentaries:
https://topdocumentaryfilms.com/

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Before ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://www.freemoviescinema.com/

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Why skeletons don't trick or treat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Skeletons don't go trick or treating because they have no body to go with.

Website 4 the day:
Make instant music:
https://boomy.com/

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Can't kiss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
-- Bette Davis

Website 4 the day:
Image generation by AI:
https://platform.stability.ai/

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Miami Beach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
-- Lenny Bruce

Website 4 the day:
Fast email:
https://superhuman.com/

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Unfortunate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I have an unfortunate personality.
-- Orson Wells

Website 4 the day:
Free Google search:
https://www.scaleserp.com/

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Not a member

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
AI playground:
https://playground.ai/

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Can't unsee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You can’t make a man unsee what he has seen
-- Bertolt Brecht

Website 4 the day:
Subtitles for movies and shows:
https://subslikescript.com/

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Either, or

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
My choice early in lei was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Pathways to a language model (PaLM):
https://ai.googleblog.com/2022/04/pathways-language-model-palm-scaling-to.html

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