Browsing Archive: December, 2024

A Men's Warehouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
A man walked into a Men’s Warehouse, and an employee asked if he needed any help trying on suits. He said, ‘No thanks’. The employee said, “Suit yourself.”

Website 4 the day:
Space-saving sawhorses:
https://www.finewoodworking.com/2024/11/27/two-space-saving-sawhorses

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Pay for your sins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Encrypt USB drives:
https://etcher.balena.io/

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Mr. Right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Windows 11 customization tool:
https://windhawk.net/

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Life begins at 40

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
-- Helen Rowland

Website 4 the day:
US person information:
https://clustrmaps.com/

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An idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
SVG to PNG converter:

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Can't take a joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
-- Oscar Wild

Website 4 the day:
Square image converter:
https://quickpic.t3.gg/square-image

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Getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Corner rounder:
https://quickpic.t3.gg/rounded-border

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Gun manuals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

Website 4 the day:
Build a web app:
https://bolt.new/


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Intimacy problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. 
-- Garry Shandling

Website 4 the day:
RogueKiller antimalware: 
https://www.adlice.com/roguekiller/

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Became insane

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Philosophy 
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
-- Edgar Allan Poe

Website 4 the day:
Scan and disinfect Windows machines:
https://www.majorgeeks.com/mg/getmirror/tron,2.html

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Like a box of chocolates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
Life is like a box of chocolates... but someone forgot to include the flavor guide, so now you're just biting into random pieces and hoping you don't get coconut.
-- Perplexity AI

Website 4 the day:
18 free ChatGPT courses:
https://mashable.com/article/free-chatgpt-courses-dec-2024

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Like a rock band

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
Life is like a rock band—sometimes it’s loud, sometimes it’s off-key, but it’s always better with snacks.
-- ChapGPT AI

Website 4 the day:
Find the best weather forecast for your city:
https://www.forecastadvisor.com/

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Like a roller coaster

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Life is like a roller coaster: full of ups and downs, but it's the twists and turns that make it exciting.
-- Microsoft Copilot AI

Website 4 the day:
Create Windows installation file:
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/create-installation-media-for-windows-99a58364-8c02-206f-aa6f-40c3b507420d

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Tried optimism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Philosophy 
I tried to be optimistic, but life keeps reminding me I'm not the main character.
-- Google Gemini AI

Website 4 the day:
Face search engine:
https://pimeyes.com/en

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Looked up opaque

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
I looked up opaque, and the definition wasn't very clear.

Website 4 the day:
Excuse generator:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/aglover/ai-excuse-generator

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Like a messy room

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Life's like a messy room, innit? You clear it out, and then it gets messy again.
-- WSUP.AI

Website 4 the day:
AI video generator:
https://hunyuanvideoai.com/

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Like autocorrect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
Life is like autocorrect - sometimes hilariously unpredictable, and just when you think you've got it figured out, it changes everything. 
-- Claude AI

Website 4 the day:
Distrobox lets any Linux distribution work on any Linux: 
https://distrobox.it/

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Extra cheese

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
"Life is like a pizza with extra cheese – even when it's messy, it's still pretty great!
-- Meta.AI

Website 4 the day:
OpenAI's telephone service:
1-800-CHATGPT (1-800-242-8478)

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Like a chess game

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Life is like a game of chess—you have to make moves, take risks, and occasionally lose your queen to get the king.
-- Pi.AI

Website 4 the day:
Power outage map:
https://poweroutage.us/

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Like a sandwich

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
Life is like a sandwich: no matter how you flip it, the bread comes first!
-- Poe.com AI

Website 4 the day:
Artificial intelligence course:
https://www.youtube.com/live/JonnQuQDThc

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Like a selfie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Life is like a selfie

Website 4 the day:
Cat purr noise generator:
https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/catPurrNoiseGenerator.php

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A new stair lift

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
My new stair lift is just driving me up a wall.

Website 4 the day:
Find a half-way meeting place:
https://www.meetways.com/

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Like a pizza

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
Life is like a pizza: sometimes it's delivered burning hot, other times it's cold and disappointing, but either way, you're stuck with the bill.
-- Mistral.AI

Website 4 the day:
AI videos from text prompts:
https://invideo.io/make/ai-video-generator/

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Like toilet paper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
Life is like a roll of toilet paper... the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
-- Character.AI

Website 4 the day:
C layout library:
https://github.com/nicbarker/clay

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Life's a joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Humor 
Life's a joke: you either laugh along or become the punchline!
-- Live3d.io AI

Website 4 the day:

Disable your stolen smartphone:



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Full of options

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Life is like a buffet: full of options, but it's up to you to decide whether to go for the salad or dive straight into the dessert section!
-- pixnova.AI

Website 4 the day:
Build with Gemini AI:
https://aistudio.google.com/prompts/new_chat

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Not the strongest or most intelligent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Philosophy 
It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.
-- Charles Darwin

Website 4 the day:
Automate tasks with Powershell:
https://www.serveracademy.com/blog/how-to-easily-automate-tasks-with-powershell/

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The illiterate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The illiterate of the 21st Century will not be those who cannot read and write. It will be those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn.
-- Alvin Toffler

Website 4 the day:
Automate tasks:
https://www.make.com/en

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