Browsing Archive: March, 2024

On eBay all day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 6, 2024, In : Humor

My kids have been on eBay all day. Maybe I should drop the price?

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The Free Press:
https://www.thefp.com/

Never successful as men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 6, 2024, In : Humor

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke

Website 4 the day:

Learn new skills:
https://skills.yourlearning.ibm.com/

Hating people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 6, 2024, In : Philosophy

Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.
-- Harry Emerson Fosdick

Website 4 the day:

Enroll in a 4-year Computer Science Degree:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/enroll-in-a-4-year-computer-science-degree-program-for-free

Children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 6, 2024, In : Humor

Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off.
-- Ralph Bus

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Free books on SQL, Python, Machine Learning, and NLP:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/25-free-books-to-master-sql-python-data-science-machine-learning-and-natural-language-processing

After 30

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 6, 2024, In : Humor

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
-- Bette Midler

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25 free courses on Computer Science:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/25-free-courses-to-master-data-science-data-engineering-machine-learning-mlops-and-generative-ai

Mint condition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 6, 2024, In : Humor

You’re in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday.
-- Catherine Pulsifer

Website 4 the day:

Python for the Data Scientist:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/level-50-data-scientist-python-libraries-to-know

A special day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 6, 2024, In : Humor

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
-- Tracy Smith

Website 4 the day:

Watch movies for free:
https://watchmoviestream.me/

Playing by ear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

I used to play piano by ear. Now, I mainly use my fingers.

Website 4 the day:

LocalGPT and Ollama locally for data privacy:
https://www.geeky-gadgets.com/running-gpt-locally-using-ollama/https://www.geeky-gadgets.com/running-gpt-locally-using-ollama/

The office Christmas party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
-- Julius Sharpe

Website 4 the day:

Open Large Language Model and Framework:
https://allenai.org/olmo

Love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Philosophy

Love is being stupid together.
-- Paul Valery

Website 4 the day:

Climate AI:
https://climategpt.ai/dashboard

Love at first sight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.
-- Mia Farrow

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Data analysis with Python:
https://www.freecodecamp.org/learn/data-analysis-with-python/

Never marry a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from.
-- Nora Ephron

Website 4 the day:

Darwin online:
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If my boss knew ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
-- James Johnson

Website 4 the day:

News by journalists:
https://www.404media.co/

A good script

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:

AI models:
https://cloud.google.com/model-garden

Like we were first dating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

My wife wanted to be treated like we were first dating. So, after dinner and a movie, I dropped her off at her parents' house.

Website 4 the day:

Remove watermarks for free:
https://www.watermarkremover.io/

Appropriate response

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Philosophy

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
-- Philip K. Dick

Website 4 the day:

Move to ChromeOS Flex:
https://chromeos.google/products/chromeos-flex/#osflex-signup

Depression or low self-esteem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.
-- William Gibson

Website 4 the day:

Adjust monitor brightness:
https://github.com/emoacht/Monitorian

A real nice family restaurant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
-- George Carlin

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The art of the command line:
https://github.com/jlevy/the-art-of-command-line

Just kidding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

You can kid the world, but not your sister.
-- Charlotte Gray

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Data Science at the command line:
https://jeroenjanssens.com/dsatcl/

Why I talk to myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:

Python memory profiling:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/introduction-to-memory-profiling-in-python

Not offended

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2024, In : Humor

I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:

Real-time 3D visualization:
https://celestiaproject.space/

A fridge for her birthday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 1, 2024, In : Humor

I bought my wife a fridge for her birthday. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Website 4 the day:

Faster large language model:
https://groq.com/

It is useless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 1, 2024, In : Humor

It is useless to try to hold a person to anything he says while he’s madly in love, drunk, or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

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