Browsing Archive: June, 2025

An albino dalmatian

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 30, 2025, In : Humor 
I spotted an albino dalmatian today. It was the least I could do.

Website 4 the day:
JFK document release 1992:
https://www.archives.gov/files/research/jfk/releases/2025/0318/176-10033-10145.pdf

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Looks from her father

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 30, 2025, In : Humor 
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
JFK document release 2025:
https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/release-2025

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Dinner discussion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 30, 2025, In : Humor 
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" The second added.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Practical Machine Learning book:
www.taylorfrancis.com/books/oa-mono/10.1201/9781003486817/practical-machine-learning-ally-nyamawe-mohamedi-mjahidi-noe-nnko-salim-diwani-godbless-minja-kulwa-malyango

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Necking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 29, 2025, In : Humor 
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Foundations of Machine book:
https://cs.nyu.edu/~mohri/mlbook/

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Women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 29, 2025, In : Humor 
Women should be obscene, not heard.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Free AI blog creator:
https://www.hubspot.com/content-assistant/am

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Garbage man calls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 29, 2025, In : Humor 
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Ultimate tool library:
https://omni-tools.com/

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Rights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 29, 2025, In : Humor 
How do you feel about rights? I like either side of them.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
10 free AI songs per month:
https://musicgpt.com/

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Stolen Viagra

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
A gang stole a shipment of Viagra. Police are looking for hardened criminals.

Website 4 the day:
Find the correct AIs:
https://theresanaiforthat.com

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Before his time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Easy way to use AI:
https://msty.app/

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A hospital bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Talk to text:
https://talktext.io

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This story

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Remove unwanted objects from images:
https://poe.com/MagicErase

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Military intelligence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Monitor web traffic:
https://www.glasswire.com/

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Nothing but respect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Open source application firewall:
https://safing.io/

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Life is a whim

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Remote access for everyone
https://www.nomachine.com/

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A crash of ships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
A ship carrying red paint ran into another carrying blue paint. The sailors on both ships were marooned.

Website 4 the day:
Convert photos to art:
https://poe.com/Chibify

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Poverty vs wealthy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Poverty makes people subhuman. Excess of wealth makes people inhuman.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
AI video generator:
https://omnihuman-1.com/

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Before speaking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Make PDFs readable by OCR:
https://github.com/ocrmypdf/OCRmyPDF

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Who are you going to believe?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Container tools:
https://podman.io/

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Quote me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
A calmer internet:
https://zen-browser.app/

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Marriage is a wonderful institution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Design a logo:
https://playground.com/design

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Budget

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Budget: a way of going broke methodically.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Animate your drawing:
https://sketch.metademolab.com/

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Tequila may not be the answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
I doubt tequila is the answer, but it is worth a shot.

Website 4 the day:
Activate Windows and Office:
https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts

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Shot an elephant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. it is, I'm against it. -- Groucho Marx
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Rorschach cards:
https://www.rorschach.org/

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Television

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
AI search engine:
https://www.turboseek.io/

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A girl like you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Government spending:
https://usafacts.org/government-spending/

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who invented sex?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Free research assistant:
https://www.zotero.org/

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An open mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
A browser focusing on privacy and security:
https://librewolf.net/

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Here's to ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2025, In : Humor 
Here's to our wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder and annotation tool:
https://screenity.io/en

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Beer is good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2025, In : Humor 
Beer is good for what ales you.

Website 4 the day:
DOSBox DOS emulator:
www.dosbox.com/information.php

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Patience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2025, In : Humor 
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
 -- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
URL and website scanner:
https://urlscan.io/

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A black cat crossing your path

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2025, In : Humor 
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Grocho Marx

Website 4 the day:
40 phrases and slang words explained:
https://gamequitters.com/brainrot-slang/

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Marriage and romance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2025, In : Humor 
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Professional headshot generator:
https://supawork.ai/ai-professional-headshot-generator

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Growing old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2025, In : Humor 
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Text to speech:
https://www.text-to-speech.online/

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Worked my way up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2025, In : Humor 
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Crawl any website for free:
https://github.com/unclecode/crawl4ai

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The next time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2025, In : Humor 
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Multilingual speech translation:
https://github.com/openai/whisper

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