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Storing cash

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
A snowman stores his cash in a snowbank.

Website 4 the day:
Five SQL cheatsheets:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/5-super-helpful-sql-cheat-sheets-you-cant-miss

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Make a girl say, 'Yes'

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I know how to make a girl say, 'Yes.' I ask her, 'Am I bothering you?'
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Large numbers:
https://googology.fandom.com/wiki/Googology_Wiki

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All I know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Stanford encyclopedia of philosophy:
https://plato.stanford.edu/

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Is this milk fresh?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Reverse image search:
https://reverse.photos/

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God gets stoned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so — look at the platypus.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Positive news:
https://brightside.me/

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A new perfume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I’m wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it’s called ‘Tester.’
-- Carol Leifer

Website 4 the day:
Audio editor:
https://ardour.org/

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No happy ending

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail or else you run out.
-- Sam Kinison

Website 4 the day:
AI climate news:
https://climategpt.ai/

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A revolving chair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 

My wife hated the revolving chair I bought. Eventually, she came around.

Website 4 the day:
Eight ChatGPT features:
https://www.howtogeek.com/chatgpt-features-you-didnt-know-about/

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A bad reputation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
My bad reputation's made me a damned good living. 
-- Tonyha Tucker

Website 4 the day:
Flightless birds:
https://www.aiweirdness.com/learn-the-birds

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All I know is rejection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I'll tell ya, my whole life, All I know is rejection. When I was a kid, my yo-yo: it never came back.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Generate a favicon from an image:
https://www.degraeve.com/favicon/

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Skydiving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I don't need a parachute to skydive. I just need a parachute to skydive twice.
-- Billy Connolly

Website 4 the day:
Search and copy emojis and emoticons:
https://degraeve.com/emoji-smiley-copy-paste.php

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A hairstylist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Word search generator:
https://www.degraeve.com/puzzles/free-word-search-maker.php

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Orthopedic shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024, In : Humor 
I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

Website 4 the day:
The nicest place on the internet:
https://thenicestplace.net/

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Wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024, In : Humor 
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
System information software:
https://www.cpuid.com/softwares/cpu-z.html

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Willing to kill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024, In : Humor 
I would kill for the Nobel Peace Prize!

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI course:
https://www.cloudskillsboost.google/paths/183/course_templates/723

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The greatest pleasure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024, In : Humor 
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-- Walter Bagehot

Website 4 the day:
What day is it?
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/today/

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A cow gives birth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024, In : Humor 
Is a cow that just gave birth decaffeinated?

Website 4 the day:
Create flashcards:
https://knowt.com/

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Circumference of a pumpkin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Humor 
The circumference of a pumpkin divided by its diameter equals pumpkin pi.

Website 4 the day:
Chill out:
http://www.chillouts.com/relax.asp

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The dishes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Humor 
The dishes are looking at me dirty again.

Website 4 the day:
Host and share a web project:
https://tiiny.host/

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A fight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Humor 
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Space videos:
https://videos.space.com/

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A diplomat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Humor 
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI courses:
https://cloud.google.com/blog/topics/training-certifications/new-google-cloud-generative-ai-training-resources

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Kidnapped by mimes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
I was kidnapped by mimes, and they did unspeakable things to me.

Website 4 the day: 
Linux software:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/best-linux-software

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman

Website 4 the day:
Free PDF tools:
https://www.pdfzorro.com/

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Will attend second

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Science blogs:
https://scienceblogs.com/

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A new play

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend — if you have one.
-- George Bernard Shar

Website 4 the day:
Watch the world change:
https://world.time.com/timelapse/

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A conclusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams

Website 4 the day:
This American life:
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/

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What to call a young bird?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
If a grown turkey is called a gobbler, is a young bird called a goblet?

Website 4 the day:
Fun Linux commands:
https://www.howtogeek.com/fun-linux-commands/

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Americans and the right thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
Americans will always try to do the right thing — after they've tried everything else.
-- Angus King

Website 4 the day:
A simple game
https://www.foddy.net/2010/10/qwop/

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Hardly make ‘em anymore

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
They don’t hardly make ‘em like Hubert anymore — but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Protect against misinformation:
https://mentalimmunityproject.org/

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If brains were dynamite

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Data science cheatsheet:
https://github.com/ml874/Data-Science-Cheatsheet/blob/master/data-science-cheatsheet.pdf

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Keep children home

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
The best way to keep children home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere . . .  and let the air out of the tires. 
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Fin a psychologist:
https://locator.apa.org/

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My grandpa's addiction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
My grandpa had an addiction to Viagra and no one is taking it harder than grandma.

Website 4 the day:
Are you paid fairly?
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/index.htm

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I was a drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
I was a drunk, you have to be richer than I was to be an alcoholic.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Crossword puzzles:
https://www.boatloadpuzzles.com/playcrossword

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Both my wives

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
-- Patrick Murray

Website 4 the day:
What to read next:
https://www.whatshouldireadnext.com/

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Tabloids

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Be online without being tracked:
https://duckduckgo.com/

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A filing cabinet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Online drawing:
https://kleki.com/

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A big-screen TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
-- Wendy Liebman

Website 4 the day:
One square minesweeper:
https://onesquareminesweeper.com/

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The odds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Write upside down:
http://www.fliptext.org/

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My job as a masseuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
I lost my job as a masseuse because I rub people the wrong way.

Website 4 the day:
Scale of the universe:
https://htwins.net/scale2/

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Everyone should be able

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
-- Lemony Snicket

Website 4 the day:
Jigsaw puzzles:
https://www.dailyjigsawpuzzles.net/

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Asking advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
In all the thousands of times I have asked other people for advice, I never yet got the advice I wanted.
-- Wilkie Collins

Website 4 the day:
Watch grass grow:
https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/

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Innocence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Website 4 the day:
Block websites and reclaim free time:
https://getcoldturkey.com/

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Used to race motorcycles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
I used to race motorcycles but gave it up. The motorcycles were faster.

Website 4 the day:
AI-powered resume: 
https://resumegenius.com/

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I come from Des Moines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.
-- Bill Bryson

Website 4 the day:
What to read next:
https://www.whichbook.net/

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Hours passed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
Hours passed, like a kidney stone.
-- T. Kingfisher

Website 4 the day:
Play games:
https://www.miniclip.com/

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How the dress looked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
The dress looked like it had been sown in a rage and put on in a tempest.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Benchmark your skill:
https://humanbenchmark.com/

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Build a man a fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Find a trial for a disease:
https://clinicaltrials.gov/

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When it's time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Dancing robots:
https://roboboogie.codeclub.org.uk/

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Nobody's perfect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
-- Christopher Moore

Website 4 the day:
Virtual piano:
https://virtualpiano.net/https://virtualpiano.net/

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My wife is furious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. Personally, I am on the fence.

Website 4 the day:
Online jigsaw puzzles:
https://www.jigsawplanet.com/

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In the beginning ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and is widely considered a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Connect with top-rated designers:
https://dribbble.com/

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An inferiority complex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Color palettes for design:
https://colorhunt.co/

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Vegetarians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Ambient music and police radio:
http://youarelistening.to/

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It's wrong!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Tagpro game:
https://koalabeast.com/

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If defrocked, then ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Running dogs:
https://www.omfgdogs.com/#

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Played a blank tape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Build a Lost In Space robot:
https://www.b9robotbuildersclub.com/

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My salads are dry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
My wife says my salads are on the "dry" side. It is something that needs addressing.

Website 4 the day:
Claude 2 AI API:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/getting-started-with-claude-2-api

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It's a small world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Search world data:
https://worlddata.ai/

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70 MPH

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.”
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://civitai.com/

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Half of all car accidents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Someone told me half of all car accidents happen within a mile of your house. So I moved.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Monospace font:
https://monaspace.githubnext.com/

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The Indy 500

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Find a random Amazon product or gift:
https://randomicle.com/

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Drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Download files:
https://www.downloadcrew.com/

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The switch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
When I first moved into my house, there was a switch on the wall that didn't control the lights or anything. I'd just flick it up and down every once in a while. Then about a month later, I got a letter from a woman in Germany, saying, 'Cut it out.'
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI for beginners:
https://github.com/microsoft/generative-ai-for-beginners

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Linux in space

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Astronauts use Linux because you can't have Windows in space.

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI fundamentals:
https://www.databricks.com/resources/learn/training/generative-ai-fundamentals

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Eagles may soar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Introduction to Generative AI:
https://www.cloudskillsboost.google/paths/118

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In the grocery store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies.” So I did.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI with Large Language Models:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/generative-ai-with-llms

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When I turned two

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI for everyone:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/generative-ai-for-everyone

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Almost a girlfriend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to write Python code:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/how-to-write-efficient-python-code-a-tutorial-for-beginners

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Boycott shampoo!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI video:
https://stability.ai/news/stable-video-diffusion-open-ai-video-model

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Everything is coming your way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Talk to Jesus:
https://textwith.me/jesus/

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An arrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
An arrow with no arrowhead is pointless.

Website 4 the day:
ChatGPT can now see, speak, and listen:
https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt-can-now-see-hear-and-speak

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Change is inevitable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Change is inevitable… except from vending machines. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Who killed JFK? 
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/who-killed-jfk/id1714611578

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The gene pool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
JFK facts:
https://jfkfacts.substack.com/

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A bank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking,” but I don't have that much time.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
3D for everyone:
https://lumalabs.ai/

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How do you tell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Ask anything:
https://www.perplexity.ai/

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The lion and the lamb

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
There may come a time when the lion and the lamb will lie down together, but I am still betting on the lion.
-- Henry Wheeler Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Search research papers:
https://typeset.io/

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Optimism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true.
-- James Branch Cabell

Website 4 the day:
Music from text:
https://waveformer.replicate.dev/

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i before e

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
i before e except after c disproved by science.

Website 4 the day:
Controllable music generation:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/facebook/MusicGen

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Dear Lord

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Dear Lord, give me chastity and self-restraint . . . but not yet, O Lord, not yet!
-- Saint Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Upscale low-resolution images:
https://www.upscayl.org/#cloud

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The word incorrectly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The word incorrectly is spelled by every dictionary incorrectly.

Website 4 the day:
Text to image: 
https://ideogram.ai/t/trending

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Vegetarianism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
It is useless for sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion.
-- William Ralph Inge

Website 4 the day:
Words to images:
https://www.bing.com/create

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One of those people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
-- H. H. Munro

Website 4 the day:
Free hosting:
https://freehosting.com/

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Forgive one's enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
-- Heinrich Heine

Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform machine-learning model accelerator:
https://onnxruntime.ai/

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A bird didn't study

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
A bird didn't study for the test. He'll just wing it.

Website 4 the day:
Talk to your cat:
https://www.meowtalk.app/

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I met a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away... 
-- Hughes Mearns

Website 4 the day:
Make LinkedIn posts private: 
https://www.ngcareerstrategy.com/how-to-make-your-linkedin-posts-private

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Half-full glass

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
The fastest browser:
https://thorium.rocks/

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A camel with no humps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey!

Website 4 the day:
Free revolutionary war records:
https://www.familysearch.org/en/info/free-revolutionary-war-records

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Golfing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Samuel Clemens

Website 4 the day:
Learn about your system:
https://github.com/dylanaraps/neofetch

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Used to play sports

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Find better deals than Amazon:
https://www.wecultivate.us/

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A massage parlor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Cybercrime help:
https://fightcybercrime.org/

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Every machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

Website 4 the day:
AI provides entertainment answers:
https://likewise.com/

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Erotic vs. pornography

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Erotic is using a feather; pornography is using the entire chicken.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Units of measurement:
https://phrontistery.info/unit.html

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Politics is not a bad profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Speed-read scientific papers:
https://www.semanticscholar.org/product/semantic-reader

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A fanatic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Free oracle cloud:
https://www.oracle.com/cloud/free/

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A nice night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
What a nice night for an evening.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to install Linux:
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install

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Ex-Lax inventor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
The inventor of Ex-Lax started a movement.

Website 4 the day:
Mexican recipes:
https://www.rickbayless.com/recipe-category/tacos-and-tostadas/

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Kitten trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually, it becomes a cat.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Movie news:
https://www.inverse.com/

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Detergents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains. A pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with blood stains all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
AI images that pay:
https://limewire.com/

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Spot remover

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I poured spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Remove yourself from data brokers:
https://permissionslipcr.com/

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Busted a mirror

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 3, 2023, In : Humor 
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
American politics:
https://ballotpedia.org/Main_Page

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Chicken salad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I made a chicken salad last night. Apparently, they prefer grain.

Website 4 the day:
Build web apps:
https://reflex.dev/

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Amnesia and deja vu

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time ... I think I've forgotten this before.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted presentation:
https://gamma.app/

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Water bill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 

My neighbor couldn't afford his water bill, so I got him a get well soon card.

Website 4 the day:
AI_assisted presentation:
https://www.presentations.ai/

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You sleep good?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Magic for beginners: 
https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/magic-card-tricks-for-beginners-2267073

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The paint store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://www.fotor.com/images/create

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A penny for your thoughts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://picsart.com/ai-image-generator

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Instant coffee in a microwave

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
HDD/SDD: utility: 
https://crystalmark.info/en/software/crystaldiskinfo/

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Putting the cat out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I was asked to put the cat out but didn’t know it was on fire.

Website 4 the day:
Women travel with verified local women:
https://www.greether.com/

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A sand box

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Magical video editing: 
https://magic-edit.github.io/

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A vanilla soy latte

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

Website 4 the day:
Python code to speak with chatbots:
https://github.com/minimaxir/simpleaichat

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Incontinence hotline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I called the incontinence hotline, and they asked me to hold.

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images: 
https://ideogram.ai/

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Walking down the street

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Storytelling and presentation:
https://tome.app/

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Bacon and eggs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Bacon and eggs go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve breakfast here."

Website 4 the day:
DNS lookup:
https://mxtoolbox.com/DnsLookup.aspx

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Batteries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Windows control center:
https://www.kls-soft.com/wscc/

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Drive-in banks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
-- E. Joseph Cossman

Website 4 the day:
See somewhere in the world:
https://www.window-swap.com/Window

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A general store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Send a message to your future self:
https://www.futureme.org/letters/new

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Embracing mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes, so she hugged me.

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous company reviews:
https://www.teamblind.com/

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GM vs. computers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
-- Bill Gates

Website 4 the day:
Free online courses from Raspberry Pi Foundation: 
https://www.edx.org/school/raspberrypifoundation

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Shouldn't work out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, "All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you."
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI artwork:
https://www.bluewillow.ai/

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Procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate. I told them, “Just you wait!”

Website 4 the day:
Open medical reports:
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen

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Why coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
-- Lewis Black

Website 4 the day:
Criterion testing framework:
https://criterion.readthedocs.io/en/master/

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Fisherman to magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.”

Website 4 the day:
Free video converter:
https://www.aiseesoft.com/mac-media-player-for-free

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Bus station vs. lobster

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
What's the difference between an old public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. 

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://stability.ai/blog/sdxl-09-stable-diffusion


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Insomnia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
His insomnia was so bad that he could not sleep during office hours.
-- Arthur Baer

Website 4 the day:
Typing metrics:
https://monkeytype.com/

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Sitting to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
-- Sarah Brown

Website 4 the day:
Load APK files on Windows:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/wsa-sideloader-apk-installer/9NMFSJB25QJR

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Behind every successful man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Run Androids APKs on Windows: 
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/amazon-appstore/9NJHK44TTKSX

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He said ... I said

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?” I said, “No, not particularly.

Website 4 the day:
Libcurl examples:
https://curl.se/libcurl/c/example.html

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A Gregorian monk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
I wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I didn't have the chants.

Website 4 the day:
Build PCs with AI:
https://www.flux.ai/p

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Sign of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person’s yard.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
AI writing assistant:
https://www.hyperwriteai.com/

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Incredibly impatient

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Americans are incredibly impatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.
-- Jim Rohn

Website 4 the day:
AI datasets:
https://huggingface.co/

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Incapable of learning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free, fast video interpolation:
https://nmkd.itch.io/flowframes

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One tequila

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Video interpolation:
https://nmkd.itch.io/flowframes

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A second opinion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Reproducible Linux builds:
https://nixos.org/

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My recliner

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
My recliner and I go way back

Website 4 the day:
Test regex strings:
https://regex101.com/

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The size of the dog in the fight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Project management presentation template:
https://pptmon.com/project-management/

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Scottish cuisine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
-- Mike Myers

Website 4 the day:
AI writer:
https://writesonic.com/

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Church choir

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Improve reverse engineering skills:
https://crackmes.one/

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A goldfish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hours.
-- Conan O'Brien

Website 4 the day:
Create 3D animations:
https://mobile-www.deepmotion.com/

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Lubrication

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
To find books on lubrication, the librarian directed me to the non-friction section.

Website 4 the day:
AI videos:
https://invideo.io/

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If at first you don’t succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Learning with Texts:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/learning-with-texts/

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On my shopping list

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
I put ketchup on my shopping list, and now I can't read it.

Website 4 the day:
Build the web you want:
https://astro.build/

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Monday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI art images:
https://prompthero.com/

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Never try to teach a pig to sing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Bitwarden password manager:
https://bitwarden.com/

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My dream job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
My dream job is getting paid to sleep.

Website 4 the day:
Visual design of images:
https://www.cutout.pro/

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The best things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.
-- Coco Chanel

Website 4 the day:
Phone lookup
https://www.numlookup.com/

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Don't ask

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
A bore is the kind of man who, when you ask him how he is, he tells you.
-- Channing Pollock

Website 4 the day:
Free partition manager:
https://gparted.org/

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Care about the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Ringtones:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/free-ringtones-that-sound-like-real-phones/

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Broken can opener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
My can opener broke. Now it's a can't opener.

Website 4 the day:
Make a logo and a website:
https://myraah.io/

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Sober vs. drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway

Website 4 the day:
Text to an image:
https://replicate.com/pixray/text2image

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When you're 80

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Text to image:
https://deepai.org/machine-learning-model/text2img

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Just don't ask

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Serverless web hosting:
https://www.drv.tw/

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Sanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.
-- Rita Mae Brown

Website 4 the day:
AI images:
https://dreamstudio.ai/

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Man's best friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Text to speech:
https://bigspeak.ai/

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Talking dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.
-- Andrew A. Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Free screenshot tool:
https://getsharex.com/

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2 travel classes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
There are two classes of travel—first class and with children.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Archii AI therapy:
https://em.archii.io/login

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Kind to your children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
Transcribe and search voice conversations:
https://fireflies.ai/

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Criticize your spouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.
-- Jay Trachman

Website 4 the day:
Use Chatgpt inside Excel:
https://numerous.ai/

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Genuine courage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
-- Douglas Coupland

Website 4 the day:
Block websites on Chrome:
https://blocksite.co/

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Every morning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
DarkBERT: A Language Model for the Dark Internet:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2305.08596.pdf

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Won't work with compost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
I refused to work with compost because it is degrading.

Website 4 the day:
Redesign your room:
https://www.roomgpt.io/

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At my age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.
-- Betty White

Website 4 the day:
Tenet hacks:
telnet telehack.com

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Jailed musicians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
Jailed musicians anxiously await their next release.

Website 4 the day:
Lighting displays:
https://xlights.org/

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An elephant fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Humor 
How do you make an elephant fly? You start with a 4-foot zipper.

Website 4 the day:
Social highlighter:
https://glasp.co/

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My relationship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Humor 
My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.

Website 4 the day:
Emotional spoilers:
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/

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A good loser

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Show me a man who is a good loser, and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
-- Jim Murray

Website 4 the day:
Start a business:
https://gumroad.com/

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A funny feeling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children.
-- Alan Alda

Website 4 the day:
An AI assistant:
https://www.meetcody.ai/

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Electricians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

Website 4 the day:
CatGPT:
https://cat-gpt.com/

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Yardstick Monday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.
-- Lou Brutus

Website 4 the day:
Jasper for social media:
https://www.jasper.ai/

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Speaking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.
-- Jane Austen

Website 4 the day:
Build an app:
https://www.bravostudio.app/

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The post office

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Build an app:
https://swiftspeedappcreator.com/

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Center of the universe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. 
-- Bernard Bailey

Website 4 the day:
Open source for video recording and live streaming: 
https://obsproject.com/

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On your mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Decentralized communication:
https://github.com/balzack/databag

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Skunks in the backyard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
Skunks in the backyard are nothing to sniff at.

Website 4 the day:
Wiki software to organize and store information:
https://www.bookstackapp.com/

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Creating man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
AI chat:
https://huggingface.co/

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A parent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine

Website 4 the day:
Prototype and test your design:
https://github.com/KlausSchaefers/quant-ux

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Make a noise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
If you must make a noise, make it quietly.
-- Oliver Hardy

Website 4 the day:
Find out if someone opens a file, directory or other:
https://canarytokens.org/generate

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The family skeleton

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. 
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Trilium note-taking ap: 
https://github.com/zadam/trilium

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Crisis

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.
-- Paul Romer

Website 4 the day:
Talk from an AI (type to it):
https://heypi.com/talk

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Measuring puns

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Humor 
To measure puns you need a sighsmograph.

Website 4 the day:
Colorize photos: 
https://palette.fm/

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Do not carpet the steps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Humor 
Told my carpenter not to carpet my steps, and he gave me a blank stair.

Website 4 the day:
Free online college courses:
https://academicearth.org/

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Shared my feelings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Humor 
Shared my feelings with my fish, but he's being koi.

Website 4 the day:
Darknet searches via haystak (use Tor):
http://haystak5njsmn2hqkewecpaxetahtwhsbsa64jom2k22z5afxhnpxfid.onion/

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Rulers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
12-inch rulers are not being made any longer.

Website 4 the day:
Celebrity book recommendations:
https://ultimatebooklist.com/

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Control freak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Does my wife think I’m a control freak? I haven’t decided yet.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the day:
Serverless MySQL platform:
https://planetscale.com/

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The best policy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. 
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Voice AI:
https://beta.elevenlabs.io/Babyagi

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Birthday cake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.
-- Les Dawson

Website 4 the day:
Check if a website is a scam:
https://www.scamvoid.net/

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Affair of the heart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age, an affair of the heart is a bypass.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
3D for everyone:
https://lumalabs.ai/

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My family tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
360° worlds: 
https://www.blockadelabs.com/ 

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Animal testing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Humor 
Animal testing is a terrible idea because they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Website 4 the day:
Build Android apps:
https://appsgeyser.com/

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Add insult to injury

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Humor 
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.

Website 4 the day:
High-performance Python compiler:
https://github.com/exaloop/codon

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A wheat field

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Humor 
I looked at a picture of a wheat field. It was grainy.

Website 4 the day:
Windows automation:
https://www.tinytask.net/

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Killed by wild pigs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023, In : Humor 
A friend was killed by wild pigs. He was boared to death.

Website 4 the day:
Tron script to save old PCs
https://www.makeuseof.com/old-windows-pc-usable-tron-script/

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An archaeologist's life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023, In : Humor 
An archaeologist's life is in ruins.

Website 4 the day:
Trainable machine:
https://teachablemachine.withgoogle.com/

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Delivered by stork

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

Website 4 the day:
N digits of Pi:
https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/2201/2201.12601.pdf

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Save a boyfriend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
AI tools reviews:
https://www.futuretools.io/

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Why called the Dark Ages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

Website 4 the day:
AI draws an image:
https://instantart.io/

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What clients want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby.
-- Tim Williams

Website 4 the day:
AI easier animation:
https://cascadeur.com/

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Walking into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Website 4 the day:
AI tools:
https://www.futuretools.io/

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Quotes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Domain benchmark:
https://www.grc.com/dns/benchmark.htm

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A pony with a sore throat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.

Website 4 the day:
Glary utilities:
https://www.glarysoft.com/

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A lot of growing up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Light-weight screenshots:
https://getgreenshot.org/

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What a family means

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Being part of a family means smiling for photos.
-- Harry Morgan

Website 4 the day:
Open source video app:
https://kodi.tv/

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Knowing the ropes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Open source paint program:
https://krita.org/en/

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Chew bubblegum and kick ass

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
-- Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

Website 4 the day:
Revo uninstaller:
https://www.revouninstaller.com/

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The strawberry cried

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
The strawberry cried because he was in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
Profile picture generator
https://magicstudio.com/photobooth

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Don't talk about yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Don't talk about yourself, it will be done when you leave.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Make pictures with words:
https://magicstudio.com/imagine

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Why?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Remove unwanted things:
https://magicstudio.com/magiceraser

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Even Napoleon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Write faster:
https://hyperwriteai.com/

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Have enough sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
-- Marilyn vos Savant

Website 4 the day:
Smart copy with AI:
https://snazzy.ai/

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What to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
After all is said and done, sit down.
-- Bill Copeland

Website 4 the day:
Create a character and talk to it:
http://character.ai

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Never take a solemn oath

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
-- Norman Douglas

Website 4 the day:
AI creates videos:
https://invideo.io/

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Looking for my watch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I meant to look for my missing watch but couldn't find the time.

Website 4 the day:
Create resumes with AI:
https://flowcv.com/

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Like an elephant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
-- Herb Caen

Website 4 the day:
AI-enabled speech:
https://murf.ai/

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A stationery store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I saw a stationery store move.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Make content with AI:
https://runwayml.com/

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Pairs of shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
-- Imelda Marcos

Website 4 the day:
Webchatgpt form Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/webchatgpt/lpfemeioodjbpieminkklglpmhlngfcn

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Stolen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
-- W. Clement Stone

Website 4 the day:
Duplicate voices with only 3-second samples:
https://valle-demo.github.io/

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Remind me of my age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
-- Stephen Fry

Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform password manager:
https://keepassxc.org/

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Inventing the internet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I was up all night inventing the Camcorder.
-- Al Gore

Website 4 the day:
Encrypt your data:
https://cryptomator.org/

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Eating electrical cords

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
My son has been eating electrical cords, so I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.

Website 4 the day:
Terminal emulator:
https://tabby.sh/

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If two wrongs ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Login aliases:
https://simplelogin.io/

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To be or not to be.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
-- Jean-Luc Godard

Website 4 the day:
Understanding voice:
https://openassistant.org/wp/

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Memories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
-- P. G. Wodehouse

Website 4 the day:
Cheaper flights:
https://skiplagged.com/

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I love mankind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Kodiak - take control of Windows:
https://null-byte.wonderhowto.com/how-to/use-koadic-command-control-remote-access-toolkit-for-windows-post-exploitation-0181742/

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I don't deserve this award

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Free documentaries:
https://topdocumentaryfilms.com/

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Before ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://www.freemoviescinema.com/

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Why skeletons don't trick or treat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Skeletons don't go trick or treating because they have no body to go with.

Website 4 the day:
Make instant music:
https://boomy.com/

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Can't kiss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
-- Bette Davis

Website 4 the day:
Image generation by AI:
https://platform.stability.ai/

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Miami Beach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
-- Lenny Bruce

Website 4 the day:
Fast email:
https://superhuman.com/

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Unfortunate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I have an unfortunate personality.
-- Orson Wells

Website 4 the day:
Free Google search:
https://www.scaleserp.com/

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Not a member

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
AI playground:
https://playground.ai/

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Either, or

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
My choice early in lei was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Pathways to a language model (PaLM):
https://ai.googleblog.com/2022/04/pathways-language-model-palm-scaling-to.html

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When it is a dad joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
A joke doesn't become a dad joke until it's full groan.

Website 4 the day:
Custom cursor:
https://custom-cursor.com/

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Lasting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
Voice changer:
https://voicechanger.io/

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Love like a backache

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Connect with anyone:

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Hard work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
-- Huey Long

Website 4 the day:
Create an AI-generated image:
https://creator.nightcafe.studio/create

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Character spotlight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.
-- Sam Ewing

Website 4 the day:
Scheduling automation:
https://calendly.com/

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Everyday was Friday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Why do people say they wish everyday was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.
-- Ed Bernard

Website 4 the day:
Stunning websites:
https://nicepage.com/

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An ‘entrepreneur’

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.
-- Ted Turner

Website 4 the day:
The customer is not always right:
https://notalwaysright.com/

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A cow but no milk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

Website 4 the day:
Plagarism and AI detector:
https://originality.ai/

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Working

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.
-- Phil Pastoret

Website 4 the day:
AI generated text:
https://www.jasper.ai/

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Christmas parties

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
AI generated text:
https://wordhero.co/

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A smiling man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Paraphraser:
https://quillbot.com/

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Lettered people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
-- Fats Domino

Website 4 the day:
Tour abandoned city hall:
https://www.thetravel.com/tour-abandoned-city-hall-station-by-foot-with-this-guide/

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Checking out my dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
The vet is checking out my dog, who swallowed scrabble tiles. No word yet.

Website 4 the day:
Free art:
https://dataconomy.com/2022/12/best-free-ai-art-generators-images-trend/

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Sat its way to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
-- Sarah Brown

Website 4 the day:
Websites that track your data:
https://www.saymine.com/

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A friend of the working man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
-- Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Sounds to work and relax:
https://www.noisli.com/

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Reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Reality is the most difficult tea to swallow.

Website 4 the day:
Edible and poisonous mushrooms:
https://www.themanual.com/food-and-drink/types-of-mushrooms-you-can-eat/

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Laughing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower

Website 4 the day:
Airline reviews by passengers: 
https://datascalp.com/

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If at first you don’t succeed ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
AI chatbot:
https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/

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A car out of spaghetti

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Website 4 the day:
Antique machines:
https://www.officemuseum.com/

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DeBeers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
DeBeers should change it’s motto to ‘Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!’
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Museum of radiation:
https://www.orau.org/health-physics-museum/

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It is interesting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I think it is interesting that cologne rhymes with alone
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Create a blob opera:
https://artsandculture.google.com/experiment/blob-opera/AAHWrq360NcGbw?hl=en

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Marriage is like mushrooms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Match the color:
https://color.method.ac/

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Not for everyone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.
-- Marc Maron

Website 4 the day:
Robots revealed:
https://mattkirkland.com/ursum/

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All my cash

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I put all my cash into an origami business. But it folded.

Website 4 the day:
Card trick:
https://www.crazycardtrick.com/

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When all else fails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
-- Conan O'Brien

Website 4 the day:
Frogs:
https://froggytime.com/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman… or a bad woman.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Take me back:
https://takemeback.to/

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Schedule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
-- Charles Lamb

Website 4 the day:
Morse code translator:
https://morsecode.world/international/translator.html

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Staying young

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball

Website 4 the day:
An AI creates stories:
https://toolbaz.com/writer/ai-story-generator

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Talked about

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Antidepressant drum or a Tolkein character?
https://antidepressantsortolkien.vercel.app/

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Cloning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
A friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.

Website 4 the day:
Rude places on the map:
https://www.vaguelyrudeplacesmap.com/

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To make a long story short ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.
-- Don Herold

Website 4 the day:
Beat box:
https://adventuremachine.4thfloorcreative.co.uk/adventuremachine/

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High heels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley

Website 4 the day:
End of the internet:

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Turtle communication

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Turtles communicate with each other using shell phones.

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://6pxxjp7l2fervwwxiwr7kkheoed2gch6c2kkpionsjckk2molias2cad.onion/ (have to use Tor)

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See your money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
-- Sarah Jessica Parker

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://torchdeedp3i2jigzjdmfpn5ttjhthh5wbmda2rr3jvqjg5p77c54dqd.onion/ (have to use Tor)

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Not stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
-- Jamie Lee Curtis

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://haystak5njsmn2hqkewecpaxetahtwhsbsa64jom2k22z5afxhnpxfid.onion/ (have to use Tor)

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Hold onto a glass!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When I'm in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don't have to shake hands.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
https://onionlandsearchengine.com/

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Not good at advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-- Matthew Perry

Website 4 the day:
Search libraries:
https://www.worldcat.org/

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Plastic surgery and sushi

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
-- Graham Norton

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows:
https://www.xda-developers.com/passfab-fixuwin-windows-10-11-repair/

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Stick shift

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift but I couldn’t find a manual.

Website 4 the day:
3D models:
https://3dmdb.com/

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Alligators

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
-- Adam Sandler

Website 4 the day:
Arc browser:
https://arc.net/

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Truth hurts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Website 4 the day:
Fix blurry photos:
https://app.remini.ai/

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What is wrong?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.
-- Graham Chapman

Website 4 the day:
Free TV and movies:
https://www.ustvnow.com/

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Advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Plant-based recipes:
https://plantbasedcookingshow.com/

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Shopping season

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Free books:
https://www.pdfbooksworld.com/

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What my mother said

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
-- Betty White

Website 4 the day:
Google killed these:
https://killedbygoogle.com/

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Flea creation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
Scientists have created a flea from scratch.

Website 4 the day:
Ancient history:
https://www.worldhistory.org/

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Accumulating possessions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Hand-picked movies:
https://mubi.com/

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Food like sex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
-- Beth McCollister

Website 4 the day:
Songs that Spotify forgot:
https://forgotify.com/

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Why I don't weigh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.
-- Matt Bellassai

Website 4 the day:
The sound of rain:
https://www.rainymood.com/

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Body shamed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
-- Danny Zuker

Website 4 the day:
How a car works:
https://www.howacarworks.com/

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Remixed a remix

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Play retro games:
https://myemulator.online/

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Not a doctor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
I'm not a doctor but I'm losing my patience.

Website 4 the day:
What browsers know:
https://webkay.robinlinus.com/

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Sleeping attorney

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Humor 
How does an attorney sleep? First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

Website 4 the day:
Documentation of memes:
https://knowyourmeme.com/

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Aquatic mammals escaped

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!

Website 4 the day:
How many people are there?
https://worldpopulationreview.com/

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Dove chocolate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Website 4 the day:
Compare saving accounts:
https://www.apy.fyi/

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Just stand up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
-- Dylan Moran

Website 4 the day:
Make an image (was Dalle):
https://www.craiyon.com/

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Created equal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
All men are equal before fish.
-- Herbert Hoover

Website 4 the day:
Business name generator:
https://namelix.com/

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high-voltage fence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, my neighbor is dead against it.

Website 4 the day:
Make beautiful presentations: 
https://www.beautiful.ai/

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A man should be ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- E.W. Howe

Website 4 the day:
How old are your ears?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYRxqKhNUUA

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Sexy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
-- Mariah Gonzales

Website 4 the day:
Search engine lets you refine your search:
https://www.occamm.com/

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You wonder sometimes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Power Automate for WIndows:
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/power-automate/desktop-flows/install

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Hollywood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
-- Candice Bergen

Website 4 the day:
A dark room:
https://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/

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Missing pills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.

Website 4 the day:
Search blogs:
https://blogsurf.io/

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Coffee!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
People don't seem as annoying when I've got coffee.
-- Tommy Cotton

Website 4 the day:
Internet-radio recorder:
https://streamwriter.org/en/

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Offence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Nothing offended me except for cauliflower and stupidity.
-- Abby Jimenez

Website 4 the day:
Open source video transcoder:
https://handbrake.fr/downloads.php

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So high

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
-- Kinky Friedman

Website 4 the day:
How many parts can you take off a car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfkMTg4Bh0k

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Admitting ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
"I hate to admit my ignorance," said Nikolai. "It's so much more fun for people to discover it on their own.
-- Leigh Bardugo

Website 4 the day:
Open source TeamViewer alternative:
https://rustdesk.com/

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A loser

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Yes, I may be a loser, but I'm the best dam loser you'll ever meet.
-- Osamu Dazai

Website 4 the day:
Tools for better thinking: 
https://untools.co/

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Even on mute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Even on mute, the news is too loud.
-- Daksh Tyagi

Website 4 the day:
Search historical newspapers:
http://vlib.org/

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By shear coincidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.

Website 4 the day:
Why woodpeckers don't get concussions: 
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(22)00855-7

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Love is a fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford

Website 4 the day:
What is that thing?
https://experiments.withgoogle.com/thing-translator

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Past and the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.
-- Lisa Lieberman-Wang

Website 4 the day:
AI companion:
https://replika.com/

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My ability

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Alternate phrasing:
https://www.wordtune.com/

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When he is wise enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal

Website 4 the day:
Free Windows download manager:
https://www.freedownloadmanager.org/

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Derailments as a train driver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
I can't remember how many derailments I had as a train driver. It is just so hard to keep track.

Website 4 the day:
AI writing partner:
https://www.shortlyai.com/

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Your porpoise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
The German campaign in Russia:
https://history.army.mil/html/books/104/104-22-1/CMH_Pub_104-22-1.pdf

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When in doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
When in doubt, look intelligent.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Review of 25 VPNs:
https://www.tomsguide.com/news/weve-just-finished-re-reviewing-over-25-vpns-here-are-the-ones-to-watch

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I never forget a face

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Create a website from your phone:
https://mssg.me/

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If you don't know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Repair Windows:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/windows-repair-all-in-one/

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A nonconformist hates worse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Compress images:
https://tinypng.com/

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Avoidance of taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
-- John Maynard Keynes

Website 4 the day:
Remove from images:
https://www.magiceraser.io/

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The early bird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Audio/video editor:
https://www.descript.com/

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Confusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
I told you to go to Cox’s and buy a searsucker suit, but it looks like you went to Sears instead.
-- Jay Shulte

Website 4 the day:
Update WIndows drivers:
https://sdi-tool.org/

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You who received honors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows problems free:
https://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-for-windows-10

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Nothing goes right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
When nothing goes right, go left instead.

Website 4 the day:
Movie quotes:
https://www.quodb.com/

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Happy marriage secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Making of a Russian hacker:
https://linkslist.app/77KhuWk

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God and religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
-- Naguib Mahfouz

Website 4 the day:
Free online PDF tools:
https://www.ilovepdf.com/

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The Supreme Court Ruling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Raw image processing:
https://www.rawtherapee.com/

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Everyone talks about the weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
Everyone talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. 
-- Charles Dudley Warner

Website 4 the day:
Photo Editor. Collage Maker. Graphic Designer: 
https://ipiccy.com/

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We had Johnny Cash ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
AI photo editor:
https://www.autoenhance.ai/

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Compulsive talker self-help

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
There is a new self-help group for compulsive talkers. It's called On and On Anon.

Website 4 the day:
Cat feeder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_sebGRkAM

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Facebook sounds like a drag

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
-- Betty White

Website 4 the day:
Hello quantum:
https://helloquantum.mybluemix.net/

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Racism isn't born

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps. End of list.
-- Denis Leary

Website 4 the day:
AI helps you write:
https://www.copy.ai/

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Dogs and cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy, but they prefer to watch you die.
-- Conan O’Brien

Website 4 the day:
Free video assets:
https://mixkit.co/

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Country music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means to 'put down.'
-- Bob Newhart

Website 4 the day:
Make a profile picture:
https://pfpmaker.com/

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Money is not the key

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Public domain 3D assets:
https://polyhaven.com/

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The circus hasn't left

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Reverse phone number lookup:
https://www.numlookup.com/

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Trusting a train

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.

Website 4 the day:
Making Roman roads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1aFWtBXHII

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Smart vs. bright

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
-- Lucille Ball

Website 4 the day:
Store and share text:
https://www.protectedtext.com/

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Lord's preference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Archive of web pages:
http://timetravel.mementoweb.org/

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Aging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
-- Brigitte Bardot

Website 4 the day:
Open access and peer-reviewed journals:
https://www.arjonline.org/

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Everything is changing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
You are not where you think you are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-h6MEgE7I

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Happy frogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

Website 4 the day:
An inconvenient convenience store:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvp32W1K2Vc

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Life like a bike

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Radare2 for reverse engineering:
https://itnext.io/radare2-for-reverse-engineering-part1-eedf0a47b5cc

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Laughter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Visually diff binary files:
https://www.cjmweb.net/vbindiff/

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A synonym

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach

Website 4 the day:
Raising the roof and the rest of the theater as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIcCQR551o

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Nursery rhyme crime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
-- Elisabeth Richards

Website 4 the day:
The last train robbery:
https://medium.com/truly-adventurous/the-last-train-robbery-15d19d3ea47e

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Coin factory problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.

Website 4 the day:
The Hidden Wiki (use the Tor browser):
http://zqktlwiuavvvqqt4ybvgvi7tyo4hjl5xgfuvpdf6otjiycgwqbym2qad.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

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Order is important

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
-- Peyton Johnston

Website 4 the day:
Windows 11 on a VM:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/try-latest-windows/

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Piano notes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The piano ain't got no wrong notes.
-- Thelonious Monk

Website 4 the day:
Research phone numbers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CnDdXVTxhU

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Sports

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.
-- Thomas Sowell

Website 4 the day:
Images from prompts:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini

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Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people.
-- Thomas Lansing Masson

Website 4 the day:
Publically available scientific papers:
https://libgen.li/

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Heart attack timing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Report food safety issues:
https://iwaspoisoned.com/

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What a judge is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Most popular websites since 1993:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNDILCdZmRo

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Ability to fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

Website 4 the day:
Pluto images:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5XPuS-Y0fg

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I wish I were dumber

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Origins of the Black Death:
https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2022-06-15/scientists-pinpoint-origins-of-the-black-death

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A fool and his money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place.
-- Michael Douglas

Website 4 the day:
Modern alternatives to classic Linux apps:
https://www.makeuseof.com/linux-commands-and-alternatives/

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Money and happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
-- Gertrude Stein

Website 4 the day:
BBC sound effects library:
https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/

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The forces of evil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Control Androids from a computer: 
https://9to5google.com/2018/03/09/how-to-control-android-phone-from-computer-scrcpy-android-basics/

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Small talk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I’m trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the day:
Websites and apps from spreadsheets:
https://www.producthunt.com/products/sheetbase-2

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The world needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
-- Pearl S. Bailey

Website 4 the day:
Android app tutorial:
https://www.udemy.com/course/become-an-android-developer-from-scratch

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Long fairy tales

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

Website 4 the day:
Drinking diet coke: 
https://www.the-sun.com/health/1341600/minute-by-minute-what-happens-body-drink-diet-coke/

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Road to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Rome's last stand:
https://digg.com/video/heres-a-deeply-fascinating-breakdown-of-the-siege-of-rome-that-your-history-teachers-never-told-you-about

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Design of a camel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
-- Sir Alec Issigonis

Website 4 the day:
Watch videos together:
http://twoseven.xyz

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Don’t trust stairs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

Website 4 the day:
Mysterious codes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00u2Bj9Dr8

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Heaven and hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Leonardo's To-Do List: 
https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/11/18/142467882/leonardos-to-do-list

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Give up integrity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Once you give up integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.
-- J.R. Ewing

Website 4 the day:
A placebo can work even when you know it’s a placebo:
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/placebo-can-work-even-know-placebo-201607079926

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To err is human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
– Paul Ehrlich

Website 4 the day:
Famous hackers:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-of-the-worlds-most-famous-hackers-what-happened-to-them

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Cowboy apparel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
If you wear cowboy apparel, is it called ranch dressing?

Website 4 the day:
Free Windows software:
https://www.filepuma.com/

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Abuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman

Website 4 the day:
Cryptocurrency is bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9nv0Ol-R5Q

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Interview advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
-- Adam Gropman

Website 4 the day:
Quantum computing map:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UlxHPIEVqA

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Middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Python for microcontrollers:
https://circuitpython.org/

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Instead of the mahi mahi

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?
-- Shelley Darlingson

Website 4 the day:
US Army military history:
https://history.army.mil/

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Giant fear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I have a fear of giants. It's called feefiphobia.

Website 4 the day: 
If Apple made window blinds: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6EMd8dlQk

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Free air

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips
-- Priyanshu Singh

Website 4 the day:
Numbers to words:
https://number-word.calculators.ro/

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Mr. Right is coming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Mr. Right is coming. But He’s in Africa and he’s walking.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Search XKCD comics:
https://findxkcd.com/

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Two tragedies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Answers to your dreams:
http://www.dreambible.com/

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A girl like you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hanger Reflex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on22yoI40TI

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Education compensation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
GoPro on a turtle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYfpcX9DPFw

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Coming home at night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Rude comments about your password:
https://trypap.com/

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Outperforming inflation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.

Website 4 the day:
Public datasets and analysis code:
https://www.kaggle.com/

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Make God laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
NASCAR pit stop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7J1ICj1zeE

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I don’t like myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
--The only power you have is the word Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Photorealistic images from text:
https://imagen.research.google/

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Simply a shiver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
-- Paul Keating

Website 4 the day:
Write better English:
https://ludwig.guru/

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Virtues and vices

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Watch old-time cartoons:
https://www.topcartoons.tv/

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Delusions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He had delusions of adequacy.
-- Walter Kerr

Website 4 the day:
Clubbing in the wild:
https://youtu.be/q8zwIphm5r4

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A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man & worships his creator. 
-- John Bright

Website 4 the day:
50,000 free e-books: 
http://manybooks.net/

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Hide and seek with mates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
When I play hide and seek with my mates, the games go on for hours. Good friends are hard to find.

Website 4 the day:
Top-rated places:
https://www.top-rated.online/

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Good instincts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
-- James Reston

Website 4 the day:
Create customized maps:
https://ezmap.co/

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Miserable without you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.
-- Stephen Bishop

Website 4 the day:
Decentralized search engine:
https://presearch.com/

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Darkest before the dawn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. 
-- Navjot Singh Sidhu

Website 4 the day:
Giant mechanical elephant: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSg3T0aK-ck

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A lie detector test

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I took a lie detector test. No I didn't.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Free web proxy:
https://www.proxysite.com/

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Hurling a computer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I hurled this computer to its doom from atop National’s 3-story parking garage. As the dust settled, I knew that computer would never lie to me again!
-- Bob Pease

Website 4 the day:
Free movies on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MovieCentral

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Books in the sun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Website 4 the day:
Inside a mechanical watch:
https://ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/

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Repeating history

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.
-- Robert Brooke

Website 4 the day:
3D-printable “Oreometer:
https://news.mit.edu/2022/oreometer-cream-0419

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Not to worry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!
-- Charlie Brown

Website 4 the day:
Harvard Intro to Programming with Python:
https://www.edx.org/course/cs50s-introduction-to-programming-with-python

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What my wife likes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly... I'm not a fan.

Website 4 the day:
A business tries to legally kill their customers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv7wIAMq3TE

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No bank account

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Sea stars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ20KsgVeu0

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Who is an expert?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
How memorable is an image?
https://brainbridgelab.uchicago.edu/resmem/

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Great time saver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
-- E. B. White

Website 4 the day:
A year of a Kestrel couple:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQb-badp1s

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Spending $20

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
If you loan someone $20 and you never see them again because they are avoiding paying you back, that makes it worth $20.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Make illustrations:
https://blush.design/

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Surprised wife

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When I surprised my wife by replacing our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Website 4 the day:
How ants respond to chili sauce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUJk7rDaGqE

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Colorful dreaming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Website 4 the day:
Pet the cat:
https://www.activitysuggestion.com/

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The same mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Don't keep making the same mistakes; try to make new mistakes.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Find open-source projects:
https://awesomeopensource.com/

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Personal pizza

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you have the right attitude.
-- Marty Allen

Website 4 the day:
Cat year calculator:
https://miniwebtool.com/cat-years-calculator/

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The curse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Pinouts: 
https://pinouts.org/

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A terrible thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Karen Scalf Linamen

Website 4 the day:
Compare two sets of text:
https://text-compare.com/

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Lemons to lemonade

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Curves and surfaces:
https://ciechanow.ski/curves-and-surfaces/

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New car

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I bought a car covered in red and yellow leaves. It's an autumnobile.

Website 4 the day:
The stenograph: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA6UythLlEI

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Top of the food chain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Selling the Eiffel Tower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVdxtLXhsg

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Directions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Old electronics:
https://oldcrap.org/

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Not the dog's size

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Emulation of old web browsers:
https://oldweb.today/

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Love conquers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
CIA rectal tool kit:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit

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Can't fix it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
You can't fix stupid.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://search.brave.com/

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Health nuts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx

Website 4 the day:
1+1=2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysNyWFQstto

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Coded apology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I received an apology written in dots and dashes. It was in re-morse code.

Website 4 the day:
Compare specs of two phones or tablets:
http://gsmversus.com/

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The internet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Single-cell into a full newt:
https://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse

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Miserable golfer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
If I wasn’t a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the day:
How do design a logo:
https://www.creativebloq.com/graphic-design/pro-guide-logo-design-21221

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Great taste

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
-- Gilbert Gottfried

Website 4 the day:
Find shows to watch:
https://likewisetv.com/

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Complain about men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
How to be a cat in ancient Egypt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlK16lzyySU

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Lovers are the best friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Conway's Game of Life:
https://playgameoflife.com/

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A scientific fact

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Synchronicity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_VPRCtiUg

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Cabbage and celery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
A cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first because he was a head.

Website 4 the day:
Search the 1950's census:
https://1950census.archives.gov/search/

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Latecomers' guide to crypto:
https://www.mollywhite.net/annotations/latecomers-guide-to-crypto

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He knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything – that clearly points to a political career.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
New old stock photos:
https://nos.twnsnd.co/

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Only human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I am only human, although I regret it.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
https://burst.shopify.com/

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God's teachings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
-- Ambrose Pierce

Website 4 the day:
Search creative commons images:
https://wordpress.org/openverse/

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Top shelf meat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
The butcher couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. The steaks were too high.

Website 4 the day:
Air quality map:
https://map.purpleair.com/

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Considering Mozart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Is it Friday yet?
http://isitfridayyet.net/

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Can't communicate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Sand spiel:
http://sandspiel.club

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Love high school,

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I loved high school, but I wouldn't want to do it again.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Find similar movies:
https://bestsimilar.com/

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Centipede X parrot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie.

Website 4 the day:
Online paint app:
https://jspaint.app/

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When Mozart was my age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Waveform drawing tool:
https://wavedrom.com/

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Inventing the wheel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
-- Sid Caesar

Website 4 the day:
5,000 exoplanets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOwI3nTAHIc

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Feeding babies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Create unique email addresses:
https://meandmyid.com/

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Three kinds of men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. 
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Windows10Debloater: 
https://github.com/Sycnex/Windows10Debloater

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How an attorney sleeps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
How does an attorney sleep? First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

Website 4 the day:
Public domain movies:
https://www.publicdomaintorrents.info/

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A benefit of hermiting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Hermits have no peer pressure.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Grab text from images:
https://projectnaptha.com/

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Easy crocodiles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
-- Steve Irwin

Website 4 the day:
Clean up your inbox:
https://mailstrom.co/

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So cute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church!
-- Hilary Duff

Website 4 the day:
Vectorize an image:
https://vectormagic.com/

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Fun and games

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
-- James Hetfield

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.freeimages.com/

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Misspelled word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Wind map of the earth:
https://earth.nullschool.net/

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Broken finger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Jill broke her right index finger today, but on the other hand, she was completely fine

Website 4 the day:
Translate english words for European countries:
https://ukdataexplorer.com/european-translator/

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Preferred writers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Build habits:
https://habitica.com/static/front

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Excellent advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.
-- Jim Butcher

Website 4 the day:
Online game:
https://www.poptropica.com/

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A perfect rule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
List of individual dogs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs

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A split personality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

Website 4 the day:
Chrome extension for geo-unblocking:
https://www.streamlocator.com/browser

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Fortified friendships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
-- Honore de Balzac

Website 4 the day:
Hall and Oates help line:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hall-oates-phone-hotline/

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What we want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!
-- Al Franken

Website 4 the day:
Ethonol fuel was dumb:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-yDKeya4SU

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A bureaucratic organization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
-- Robert Conquest

Website 4 the day:
Midi piano speaks English:
https://digg.com/video/mark-rober-figures-out-how-to-get-this-midi-controlled-piano-to-perfectly-play-the-worlds-hardest-song

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A life goal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
-- Darynda Jones

Website 4 the day:
Inside a dishwasher:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkJJSsmAdDY

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Albert Einstein's theories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
In the early 1900s Albert Einstein developed theories about space. And it was about time.

Website 4 the day:
Vacuum tubes' rival:
https://spectrum.ieee.org/the-vacuum-tubes-forgotten-rival

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A hospital bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
How to mix oil and water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJeWklggSpY

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Going to hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.
-- William Faulkner

Website 4 the day:
Product scans:
https://www.scanofthemonth.com/

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Nothing on

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
-- Marilyn Monroe

Website 4 the day:
Etymology of first names:
https://www.behindthename.com/

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The only naked one

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?

Website 4 the day:
Storing potatoes: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4irBRuVU3I

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Odd poker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Financial advisors:
https://smartasset.com/

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Lego's customers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Lego store re-opens after lockdown and folks were lined up for blocks.

Website 4 the day:
Painter's paradox: 
https://youtu.be/3WVpOXUXNXQ

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Thieving ancestors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!
-- Ben Jonson

Website 4 the day:
Throwing balls on other worlds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyn4KGxku90

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Very difficult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Strip out just the recipe:
https://www.justtherecipe.com/

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Strong snowman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

Website 4 the day:
Terms of service: 
https://tosdr.org/

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The past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Whenever I think of the past it brings back so many memories.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
12 useful knots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9awFq3cgI

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Dental X-rays

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Another phrase for dental X-rays could be "tooth pics."

Website 4 the day:
100 facts about earth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDhOy2qVgE

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Picture postcard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: Wish you were here.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Why a pentagon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqfopuQJtY8

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Give me a sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Planets visible tonight:
https://www.almanac.com/astronomy/planets-rise-and-set

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Recipe for a chuckle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
If you boil a funny bone you get a laughing stock.

Website 4 the day:
Game rules:
https://gamerules.com/

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That joke was rich

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
A rich man's joke is always funny.
-- Thomas Edward Brown

Website 4 the day:
Coupons on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Coupons

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Sorry circumstances

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
-- Norman Wisdom

Website 4 the day:
Mythbusters for the impatient:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MythbustersImpatient

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Every dogman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Every dogman has its day.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Independent search engine:
https://www.mojeek.com/

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A handsome woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.
-- J. B. Priestley

Website 4 the day:
Literature clock:
https://literature-clock.jenevoldsen.com/

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Well informed men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Mickey Mouse in Viet Nam (1960's short):
https://youtu.be/JOiKgrSUWWk

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Writing a book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.

Website 4 the day:
AI breaks NES Tetris: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_KY_EwZEVA

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Sunburned locations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
How DuPont poisoned the world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pW2ATrDnA8

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Live my life over

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Create virtual machines fast:
https://itsfoss.com/quickgui/

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A stationery store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I saw a stationery store move.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Dementia test:
https://wexnermedical.osu.edu/brain-spine-neuro/memory-disorders/sage#SAGETest

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In the army

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Logos, logos, logos:
https://1000logos.net/

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Yield to temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Yield to temptation. I may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Useful Windows CMD tools:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/20-run-commands-windows

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Hiding elephants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees? They’re so good at it.

Website 4 the day:
Statue of Liberty's torch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ybKILVz2Xc

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Rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
-- Leo Durocher

Website 4 the day:
Machine ethics demo:
https://delphi.allenai.org/

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Leading to Congress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Biking on a wind turbine blade:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR4maEf-eCY

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Window shopping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
-- Tommy Cooper

Website 4 the day:
What time is it at:
https://timezone.fyi/

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Love changes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
-- Lemony Snicket

Website 4 the day:
Top websites:
https://www.semrush.com/website/top

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Clover and ivy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I mixed a four-leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck.

Website 4 the day:
Inventors whose inventions killed them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LhsiI0L9g

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Toaster avoidance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Never put a sock in a toaster.
-- Eddie Izzard

Website 4 the day:
Toxic sites in the US:
https://projects.propublica.org/toxmap/

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Growing up with siblings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
-- Robert Brault

Website 4 the day:
The can opener bridge:
https://11foot8.com/

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Less like an adult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I like to think of myself less like ‘an adult’ and more like a ‘former fetus.’.
-- Anna Kendrick

Website 4 the day:
Loop a Youtube video:
youtuberepeater.com

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Getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Mix two Youtube videos:
https://youtube-dj.com/

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Love is the answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
Make and sell NFTs:
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-make-sell-nft-art

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Writing underwater

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words also.

Website 4 the day:
Text-to-speech:
http://www.cross-plus-a.com/balabolka.htm

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Marriage like mushrooms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Cognitive bias codex:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Cognitive_bias_codex_en.svg

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The will of the people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago we were swept away by the Macarena.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Prime number calculator:
https://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculators/math/prime-number-calculator.php

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Something pops in my head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.
-- Gilbert Gottfried

Website 4 the day:
Expand shortened URLs:
https://www.expandurl.net/

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Reading the Bible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Search engine with summaries:
https://you.com/

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Not bragging, but

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
I don't want to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours.

Website 4 the day:
Find broken web site links: 
https://www.brokenlinkcheck.com/

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Plastic surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
I had plastic surgery last week – I cut up my credit cards.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Probability is not always intuitive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Kj-XlZoV0&t=451s

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Wise poets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
Poets utter great and wise things which they do not themselves understand.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Carl Sagan explains climate change:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp-WiNXH6hI

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4th Spatial Dimension

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Felix Klein was a bottle baby.

Website 4 the day:
Audio converter:
https://switch.en.softonic.com/

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Do something

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
-- Jerry Garcia

Website 4 the day:
Tire technology:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9aX0vohM_8

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Work remaining

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
-- Boves Theorem

Website 4 the day:
Business name generator:
https://namelix.com/

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Gifts of celery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Someone keeps sending my celery. I don't know who is stalking me.

Website 4 the day:
Presentation maker:
https://www.beautiful.ai/

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Expertise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Create podcast interviews:
https://podcastle.ai/

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Working for myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Text to speech in the style of famous folks:
https://uberduck.ai

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Any amount of work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Youtube alternative:
https://odysee.com/

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A matter of luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
-- Earl Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Write faster:
https://rytr.me/

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Limo without driver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Just spent $300 on a limousine rental and discovered that the fee does not include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Website 4 the day:
The country that doesn't exist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzhcfYlKFQ

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Accomplishing the impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Future underwater views:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/12/world/3-degrees-sea-level-rise-climate-central/index.html

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Who is stupid?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.
-- Kooper Salmo

Website 4 the day:
Break through paywalls:
https://12ft.io/

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A diamond's origin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
-- Henry Kissenger

Website 4 the day:
Map distortions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQLjKzZbv4

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Glued cards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
A prankster glued all my playing cards together. I can't deal with this!

Website 4 the day:
Mined metals:
https://elements.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/all-of-the-metals-one-visualization.html

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Tell your boss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.
-- Patrick Murray

Website 4 the day:
Online video editor:
https://www.flexclip.com/

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Climbing monkeys

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
-- Joseph Stilwell

Website 4 the day:
Remove everything but the punctuation:
https://just-the-punctuation.glitch.me/

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Workingman's friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one. 
Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Ambient noise generator: 
https://neal.fun/ambient-chaos/

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Ambition is a poor excuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. 
-- Charlie McCarthy

Website 4 the day:
Earth impact estimator: 
https://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/ImpactEarth/ImpactEffects/

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A rainbow's weight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, it is pretty light.

Website 4 the day:
Copilot AI pair programmer:
https://copilot.github.com/

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Before his time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
The Appalachian Trail in 5 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMgcrCdzYlo

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Hear/See/Speak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil and you'll never get a job working for a tabloid.
-- Phil Pastoret

Website 4 the day:
Map of undersea cables:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/akgbea/this-3d-map-of-the-undersea-cables-connecting-the-globe-is-mesmerizing

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The key to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
-- Claude McDonald

Website 4 the day:
Free resume templates:
https://www.freesumes.com/free-resume-templates-for-ms-word/

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A new pair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I bought a new pair of running shoes and haven't seen them since.

Website 4 the day:
Byte archive:
https://vintageapple.org/byte/

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Bad insomnia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
-- Arthur Baer

Website 4 the day:
Slow motion spin art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pyKmmF3VM

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Battle challenge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Buy government surplus:
https://www.govdeals.com/

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If at first ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Product placement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l5oEgko6ds

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Speedbump fear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I have a fear of a speedbump by my home. But I'm slowly getting over it.

Website 4 the day:
Find hidden cameras with your phone: 
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/use-smartphone-detect-hidden-surveillance-cameras/

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Too drunk to drive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Humor 
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.
-- Kevin Hart

Website 4 the day:
Read without distractions:
https://outline.com/

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Power corrupts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Humor 
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne JonesBlack Holes are where God divided by zero

Website 4 the day:
Internet slang:
https://7esl.com/internet-slang/

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Burger vs. steak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A burger has less energy than a steak because it’s in its ground state.

Website 4 the day:
Claim this bird:
https://www.windowsfx.org/

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No shrink in Hollywood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Beautiful noise:
https://mynoise.net/

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Age anxious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Online diagram maker:
https://app.diagrams.net/

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Getting older

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
-- Tracey Ullman

Website 4 the day:
Preserved ghost towns:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/lists/americas-best-preserved-ghost-towns

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Money talks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
-- Jill Shalvis

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python:
https://scikit-learn.org/stable/

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Roof's cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I complained to my builder about the cost of my roof. I thought it was on the house.

Website 4 the day:
HTML to PDF: 
https://wkhtmltopdf.org/

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Lead a horse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
-- Cuthbert Soup

Website 4 the day:
Planetary ages:
https://www.kamogo.com/2

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Make more mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe

Website 4 the day:
Run Linux in your browser:
https://bellard.org/jslinux/

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Hard to admit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.
-- Sean Cove

Website 4 the day:
Web-based free Photoshop alternative:
https://www.photopea.com/

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New skylight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious!
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Automated web testing:
https://portswigger.net/burp/communitydownload

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Accident with Vicks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway. There was no congestion for eight hours.

Website 4 the day:
Search faces:
http://www.pictriev.com/

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I had a dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.
-- Amy Summers

Website 4 the day:
Koko couldn't talk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7wFotDKEF4

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Socks and donut holes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Have you guys ever thought about the fact that socks are like the donut holes of underpants?
-- Travis McElroy

Website 4 the day:
Spy on military bases from space:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a37014065/how-to-spy-on-military-bases-use-satellite-imagery

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Why dusting?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
“Why is it that when you wipe up dust it's called dusting but when you wipe up a spill it's not called spilling?”
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Free New Zealand SMS: 
https://temp-sms.org/

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Would like a kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.
-- Damien Fahey

Website 4 the day:
Find info of those who click on a link:
https://grabify.link/

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Money can't buy health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Free undergraduate and advanced degrees:
https://aui.me/

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Be proud!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.
-- Harper Lee

Website 4 the day:
How to get an EDU email:
https://www.saveourschoolsmarch.org/faqs/how-to-get-an-edu-email-address/

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Model making

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I built a model of Mount Everest, and my son asked, 'Is it to scale?' I replied, 'No…it’s to look at.

Website 4 the day:
End harassment:
https://www.ihollaback.org/

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Cucumber and pickle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Hacking autonomous cars:
https://hackernoon.com/how-to-hack-self-driving-cars-vulnerabilities-in-autonomous-vehicles-jh3r37cz

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Jewelry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
-- Sarah Phillips

Website 4 the day:
Better headlines:
https://coschedule.com/headline-studio

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Humpty Dumpty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The summer was bad for Humpty Dumpty.  But he had a great Fall.

Website 4 the day:
Jobs that no longer exist: 
https://www.popularmechanics.com/culture/g36177735/odd-obsolete-jobs/?slide=1

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Eating elephants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat.,
-- Todd Stocker

Website 4 the day:
News from all parts of the political spectrum:
https://ground.news/

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Listen to me!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
If everyone listened to me, the world would be a better place.
-- Aviva Moore

Website 4 the day:
Michelangelos' hidden drawings: 
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/michelangelos-hidden-drawings

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The sport of laziness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
If being lazy was an Olympic sport, I would totally win the bronze.
-- Kevin Molesworth

Website 4 the day:
Ontological thoughts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXW-QjBsruE

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Looking better naked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Tequila. Your choice.
-- Charles Bukowski

Website 4 the day:
Housecat history:
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/a-brief-history-of-house-cats

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The ship has sailed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
That ship has not only sailed but has been dry-docked and turned into a museum.
-- Bob Odenkirk

Website 4 the day:
HP calculator museum:
https://www.hpmuseum.org/

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Good punch-lines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Every good punch-line comes from being punched.
-- Maureen Muldoon

Website 4 the day:
Free classic books:
https://www.planetebook.com/ebooks/

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How kind you are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Humor 
No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder.

Website 4 the day:
Church of the Later Day Dude: 
https://dudeism.com/

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A neck brace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.

Website 4 the day:
Understand math:
https://betterexplained.com/

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Can't win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Humor 
You can't win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
-- Robert Killinger

Website 4 the day:
When 1 second stretched to an hour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2cZKQZ1XA

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Seven days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
-- Mort Walker

Website 4 the day:
OpenToonz animation software:
https://opentoonz.github.io/e/

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Unmarried surgeon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
An unmarried transplant surgeon avoided dating due to his fear of rejection.

Website 4 the day:
Free audiobook summaries:
https://www.quickread.com/

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To err is human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
To err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.
-- Lane Olinghouse

Website 4 the day:
Identify seals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUaNHA-WQWg

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Laugh!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
-- J. M. Linsner

Website 4 the day:
How to learn electronics, programming, physics, and aeronautics: 
https://github.com/joaocarvalhoopen/Guides_Linux-Programming-Electronics-Aeronautics

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Girlfriend moved to Siberia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
My girlfriend moved to Siberia. Now she seems cold and distant.

Website 4 the day:
Online Spirograph:
http://htmlspirograph.com/

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Only as good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
You’re only as good as your last haircut.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Markdown editor:
https://dillinger.io/

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Sins of deserts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is zero.

Website 4 the day:
Mac-and-cheese ice cream:
https://www.today.com/food/kraft-releases-mac-cheese-ice-cream-van-leeuwen-t225112

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Housekeeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.
-- Marcelene Cox

Website 4 the day:
Worst pandemic roommate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECxeA6OWpcA

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Narrow-minded

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
He was so narrow-minded, he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Molly Ivins

Website 4 the day:
If educational videos were like music videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G025oxyWv0E

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New firing range

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with screens full of pop-up ads.
-- Dan Burt

Website 4 the day:
What is your food name?
https://www.playbuzz.com/mailib10/whats-your-food-nickname

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Very privileged

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I never feel more privileged than when I get angry about website design.
-- Kelly Oxford

Website 4 the day:
Text web browser:
https://lynx.browser.org/

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On the edge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Repairing iPhone's cracked back glass:
https://digg.com/video/watching-how-a-cracked-iphone-screens-back-glass-gets-restored

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Two-year old vs. blender

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
A two-year old is kind of like a blender, but you don’t have any top for it.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Does society collapse this century?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3xw3x/new-research-vindicates-1972-mit-prediction-that-society-will-collapse-soon

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Cheap hair piece

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I bought a hair piece at a yard sale for only $1. It was a small price toupee.

Website 4 the day:
Elephant translation:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-first-google-translate-for-elephants-debuts/

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Learning from mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
-- Pakalu Papito

Website 4 the day:
Parametric 3D modeling:
https://openscad.org/

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Daydreaming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Chicken embryo developing in glass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOLy6J1Sorg

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I was shocked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

Website 4 the day: 
Unusual products:
https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/

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It's hard doing nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Website 4 the day:
This night sky does not exist: 
https://arthurfindelair.com/thisnightskydoesnotexist/

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How many lemons?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
How many lemons grow on a tree? All of them.

Website 4 the day:
This horse does not exist:
https://thishorsedoesnotexist.com/

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I wish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
I wish we could become better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
These lyrics do not exist:
https://theselyricsdonotexist.com/

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If you were the prize

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
If you were the prize at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
-- Judge Judy

Website 4 the day:
This startup does not exist:
https://thisstartupdoesnotexist.com/

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Resistance training

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I am trying resistance training.  I refuse to exercise. 

Website 4 the day:
Comic artwork tool:
https://medibangpaint.com/en/pc/

 


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What the world needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Open source GUI prototyping tool:
https://pencil.evolus.vn/

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Swiss army

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
-- Billy Connolly

Website 4 the day:
3D models:
https://thangs.com/

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Suck at the trumpet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that is probably why.

Website 4 the day:
Ankle exoskeletons:
https://www.freethink.com/articles/ankle-exoskeleton

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If you were an idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
End of world countdown:
https://www.kamogo.com/21

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Observing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You can observe a lot by just watching.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Application security - community edition:
https://portswigger.net/burp/releases/professional-community-2021-4-3?requestededition=community

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So ugly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Break glass:
https://www.breakstuffbayarea.com/

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Defining middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
-- E. Joseph Cossman

Website 4 the day:
Send some snow:
https://www.breakstuffbayarea.com/

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Six out of seven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Six of seven dwarves aren't Happy. 

Website 4 the day:
Capture MP3s from YouTube: 
https://ytmp3.cc/youtube-to-mp3/

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Lost in thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Electric planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4PE9uATJA

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Being wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
-- Sam Levesnson

Website 4 the day:
No code web and mobile app development:
https://solutions.appsheet.com/

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Horse money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
PDF Tools for Windows:
https://tools.pdf24.org/en/creator

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Crying over an onion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Python for low-cost microcontrollers:
https://circuitpython.org/

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Forced to live

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Balanced news:
https://www.allsides.com/

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Autocorrect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Autocorrect is my own worst enema.

Website 4 the day:
Prisoners' inventions:
https://temporaryservices.org/served/projects-by-name/prisoners-inventions/

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I wish I knew

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
-- Eubie Blake

Website 4 the day:
Library of mistakes:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/podcast-library-of-mistakes

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The trouble with jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Classic movies:
https://www.classiccinemaonline.com/

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When to start

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 

The time to begin most things is ten years ago.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
Follow a raindrop:
https://river-runner.samlearner.com/

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It takes 20 years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
-- Helen Rowland

Website 4 the day:
Drama of metal forming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEatTMQsGtg

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When I was kidnapped

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Intuitive vector graphics editor:
https://boxy-svg.com/

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The internet is great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Visualize mathematics:
https://www.imaginary.org/program/surfer

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Three unwritten rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
The three unwritten rules of business:

Website 4 the day:
Tattoo ideas:
https://tattoo-ideas.com/

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Stirred but not shaken

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m not confused, I’m just well mixed.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Artificial inflation of climate news:
https://syntheticmessenger.labr.io/

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Pie slicing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Documentaries:
https://www.documentarystorm.com/

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Something for nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Planning D Day:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a15909/how-d-day-was-planned-1944

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Single because ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m single because I was born that way.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
70+ Python projects:
https://www.theinsaneapp.com/2021/06/list-of-python-projects-with-source-code-and-tutorials.html

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Tree identification

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
You can tell a tree is a dogwood tree by its bark.

Website 4 the day:
Slide rule simulators:
https://www.sliderules.org/

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Support bacteria

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Spoof calls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBsh9cC3FH4

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Why shoes?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
We only need to wear shoes because the British built roads which hurt our feet.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Weirdness of computers:
https://suricrasia.online/iceberg/

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Keeping calm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Scanner art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2yTNVebKR4

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Do you mind?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
First person look at the Capitol Riot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hszd21sQa0s

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Something to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
Just go up to somebody on the street and say, “You’re it!” and just run away.
-- Ellen Degeneres

Website 4 the day:
Google Docs templates:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/24-google-docs-templates-will-make-life-easier

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ID theft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
My friend David had his ID stolen. He is now just Dav.

Website 4 the day:
Internet radio station list:
https://www.internet-radio.com/

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Working in a pet store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Lost English letters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJxKyh9e5_A

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You're old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Have you been in a data breach?
https://monitor.firefox.com/

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Behind every great man...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Create Windows shortcuts that don't ask UAC permissions:
https://www.tenforums.com/tutorials/57690-create-elevated-shortcut-without-uac-prompt-windows-10-a.html

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Follow the masses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses… Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
-- Leonardo DiCaprio

Website 4 the day:
Windows Image Viewer:
https://www.faststone.org/FSViewerDetail.htm

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Talk is cheap?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Selenium automated browser:
https://www.selenium.dev/

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Dividing the Red Sea

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Did Moses divide the Red Sea by using a sea-saw?

Website 4 the day:
Three famous burgers recreated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBEmFxdpQGI

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Constantly smiling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
-- Laurell K. Hamilton

Website 4 the day:
Painting a "transparent" wall:
https://digg.com/video/graffiti-artist-shows-how-he-pulls-off-painting-a-transparent-wall

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Grooming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self; so, the hell with it.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free open-source password manager:
https://www.passbolt.com/

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Education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Rocking a stuck roller coaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9qAnG-7OzU

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Make an editor happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Glass breaking at 800,000 frames per second:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE7ug2okU-E

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Be there or be square

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Humor 

"Be there or be square" means that you are not a-round.

Website 4 the day:
Inflate and animate a drawing: 
https://monstermash.zone/

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Waking women in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Don’t wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Screen capture and video editing: 
https://www.movavi.com/

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Adjective forms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
Since the adjective of "metal" is "metallic" shouldn't the adjective of "iron" be "ironic"?

Website 4 the day:
Ash Kyd's website: 
https://ash.ms/vlog/

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Wife's mood ring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When she's in a good mood it turns blue, but when she's in a bad mood there's a red mark across my forehead.
 -- Jeff Foxworthy  

Website 4 the day:
SQL injection penetration testing tool: 
https://sqlmap.org/

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Valuable truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession and therefore are economical in its use.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Live captioning on desktop Google Chrome: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-live-captions-in-chrome-desktop

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Down to earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.
-- Karl Lagerfeld

Website 4 the day:
Where to watch ducks: 
https://sickofthis.xyz/

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Wetness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
How very wet this water is.
-- L. Frank Baum

Website 4 the day:
How long have you traveled: 
https://www.kamogo.com/14

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Foolish money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
A fool and his money are soon partying. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Remove malware from Windows: 
https://www.windowscentral.com/how-remove-malware-using-microsoft-safety-scanner-windows-10

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Pub walking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
It only takes me minutes to walk to the pub and over a half-hour to go home. The difference is staggering.

Website 4 the day:
Free, secure email: 
https://www.mailpile.is/

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The Interstate Highway System

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021, In : Humor 
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt

Website 4 the day:
Koko's final message: 
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/lpypdt/kokos_final_message_to_humanity/

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Worse than raining cats and dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021, In : Humor 
I thought it was bad raining cats and dogs, but it got worse when hailing taxis.

Website 4 the day:
Intelligent flash cards:
 https://apps.ankiweb.net/

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Bumping plates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When one tectonic plate bumped into another it said "Sorry! My fault."

Website 4 the day:
DIY Big Mac: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIfypeptJw

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A good memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I distinctly remember forgetting that. 
-- Clara Barton

Website 4 the day:
AI or not AI?
https://tidiosurveys.typeform.com/to/Qhh2ILd0

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Surprising cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. 
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Odd programming languages: 
https://catseye.tc/article/Languages.md

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A fitting title

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
The purchasing manager for a medical department was given the title "buy-ologist."

Website 4 the day:
Read and write image metadata: 
https://exiftool.org/

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It takes so long

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 
--  Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The recumbent bike: 
https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/a-complete-illustrated-history-of-the-recumbent-bicycle

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Didn't go to college

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Cartoon skeletons: 
https://www.boredpanda.com/digital-art-photoshop-famous-cartoon-characters-anatomical-skeletons-luisrogeriop

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Factory work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Omega Mart commercials: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGHxXw7Qcs8

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Man of my word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I am a man of my word, and that word is "unreliable." 
-- Demitri Martin

Website 4 the day:
What does Google know about you? 
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/columnist/komando/2021/04/01/google-tracks-lot-data-you-heres-how-erase-it/4811047001/

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Furniture calls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Humor 
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand

Website 4 the day:
$1700 electric jeep: 
https://electrek.co/2021/01/30/awesomely-weird-alibaba-electric-vehicle-1500-electric-jeep/  

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Broken grammar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Humor 
The semicolon broke grammar laws and was given two consecutive sentences.

Website 4 the day:
Pass the salt: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORRgU8sGdE

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Napoleon's coat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Humor 
Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore, but he did have a hand in it.

Website 4 the day:
1891 American slang dictionary: 
https://archive.org/details/americanslangdic00maitiala/page/n5/mode/2up

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Not all have brains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Humor 
The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.  
― Raheel Farooq

Website 4 the day:
Virtual lava lamp: 
http://www.slightlyinteresting.com/lavalamp/lava.asp

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Beethoven would never succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Everyone told Beethoven that he would never succeed in music, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

Website 4 the day:
Online spirograph: 
https://nathanfriend.io/inspirograph/

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Life and love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Life is one fool thing after another, whereas love is two fool things after each other. 
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Worm composting: 
https://digg.com/video/time-lapse-of-worms-composting-leaves-cardboard-and-paper-over-100-days

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Become a trash collector

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
To become a trash collector you don't need much training. You just pick it up as you go along.

Website 4 the day:
Prank glitter bomb: 
https://pranksanonymous.com/product/glitter-bomb/

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Someday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Denise Brennan-Nelson

Website 4 the day:
Email aliases: 
https://polycred.com/

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Luggage theft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
I went on trial for stealing some luggage. It was a brief case.

Website 4 the day:
O RLY book cover generator: 
https://dev.to/rly

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Like a sewer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Golf-Tip: 
https://1800golftip.com/

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Short weekends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
The weekends are too short for sleep!
-- Bryant A. Loney

Website 4 the day:
13 psychology tricks: 
https://thelifehacker.org/2020/06/22/13-psychology-tricks-that-will-work-on-anybody/

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Wherever Dad is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.
-- Jack Whitehall

Website 4 the day:
The Greek Antikythera Mechanism: 
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-84310-w.pdf

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Afraid of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting-around time.
-- Maria Bamford

Website 4 the day:
Who hates who? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWX0bbGAd0k

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Living within your means

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Nano vs. Bitcoin: 
https://medium.com/nanocurrency/nano-is-what-bitcoin-hoped-to-be-a84aecf46b74

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The Los Angeles Angels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Does it disturb anyone else that ‘The Los Angeles Angels’ baseball team translates directly to ‘The The Angels Angels’?
-- Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
C extensions for Python: 
https://cython.org/

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Winter fat gone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 

Finally, my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls.

Website 4 the day:
Official US Government website: 
https://www.usa.gov/

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Sushi and plastic surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
-- Graham Norton

Website 4 the day:
Open access journals and articles: 
https://doaj.org/

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Beautiful sunrises

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
-- Mindy Kaling

Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web: 
https://ahmia.fi/

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Lack of communcation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Escape Zoom meetings: 
https://zoomescaper.com/

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Other's paths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Slap-cooking a chicken: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI

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Start of shopping season

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Construct3 game maker: 
https://www.construct.net/en

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Moses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Moses was a basket case.

Website 4 the day:
Create flowcharts: 
https://flowchart.fun/

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Almost everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
90 percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon  

Website 4 the day:
Interesting Engineering: 
https://interestingengineering.com/

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Washington DC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John. F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
The Milky Way: 
https://astroanarchy.blogspot.com/2021/03/gigapixel-mosaic-of-milky-way-1250.html

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Nice being a pessimist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.     
-- George Will

Website 4 the day:
Pick-up lines used by women: 
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/T-Joel-Wade/publication/337990989_Can_I_have_your_number_Men's_perceived_effectiveness_of_pick-up_lines_used_by_women/links/5df912ba299bf10bc3634656/Can-I-have-your-number-Mens-perceived-effectiveness-of-pick-up-lines-used-by-women.pdf

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Defamation of character

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character. 
-- Charles Brakley

Website 4 the day:
Turbo encabulator: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjcJp_Nwvk

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Marriage alternative

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. 
-- Rod Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Retroencabulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc

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Don’t want a whole dessert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
'I don’t want a whole dessert; let’s just get two spoons.' - Former friends of mine
 -- Anna Kendrick  

Website 4 the day:
Lego Oreo cheesecake: 
https://digg.com/video/this-stop-motion-oreo-cheesecake-made-out-of-legos-looks-mouthwateringly-delicious

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Dwarves and midgets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Dwarves and midgets have little in common.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster obstacle course:
https://digg.com/video/hamster-obstacle-course-video

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Created 2 humans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
-- John Kinnear

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to the River Styx:
https://riverstyx.com/

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Yell at your kids

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.
-- Reese Witherspoon

Website 4 the day:
Time tracking: 
https://toggl.com/track/signup/

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The younger generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
-- Haim Ginott

Website 4 the day:
Screw types: 
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582542.jpg

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Middle age fright

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
-- Doris Day

Website 4 the day:
Face recognition in Python: 
https://pypi.org/project/deepface/

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Not old enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
No man is ever old enough to know better.
-- Holbrook Jackson

Website 4 the day:
Map of the universe: 
https://share.smartnews.com/scPY

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Magazine collector

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I told my therapist about my obsession with collecting magazines. He said that I have a lot of issues.

Website 4 the day:
Find faces like yours on the internet: 
https://pimeyes.com/en

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Learned from children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Laundry symbols: 
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582534.jpg

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Nothing to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
-- Bob Phillips

Website 4 the day:
Privacy-centric browser: 
https://librewolf.readthedocs.io/en/latest/

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The high road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.
-- Sandra Bullock

Website 4 the day:
Bicyling science: 
https://direct.mit.edu/books/book/3998/Bicycling-Science

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Let me check my calendar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.
-- Noelle Chatham

Website 4 the day:
Virtual Reality meetings: 
https://spatial.io/ ?yola-link-is-coming=true

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Wrote children's books

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Check for email/password breaches: 
https://www.confidently.com/databreach.html

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Worn out fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
-- John J. Plomp

Website 4 the day:
Test Linux versions in a browser: 
https://distrotest.net/

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Persistent debt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it.

Website 4 the day:
Pun-ish company names: 
https://cheezburger.com/13424645/pun-business-names-that-really-went-for-it

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Why babies?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Make no mistake about why these babies are here—they are here to replace us.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Run classic operating systems in a browser: 
https://youtu.be/2XYTARp4TNg

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X-rayed my head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean

Website 4 the day:
Pick a color: 
http://www.romeolight.com/products/cp1/

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How grateful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.
-- Gib Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Swiss Army Knife blades:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582538.jpg

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If we don't succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
-- Dan Quayle

Website 4 the day:
Cloak your photos: 
https://sandlab.cs.uchicago.edu/fawkes/

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Give a man a fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Making the Slice of Life film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjVowm9Sy9M

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Barbie popular?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Amateur Blade Runner fan film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyn0cLCMKsM

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Named after Einstein

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I was named after Einstein. Yeah, he was named in 1879.

Website 4 the day:
Sell your startup: 
https://microacquire.com/

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Simply wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Amazon product price history: 
https://keepa.com/

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Slow children playing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean.
-- Zack Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
15 facts: 
https://15facts.com/

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Went to a meeting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Anti-social media: 
http://www.noiys.com/

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Afraid of heights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
The deadliest pandemics: 
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/local/retropolis/coronavirus-deadliest-pandemics/

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My drug test

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021, In : Humor 
I scored high on my drug test.

Website 4 the day:
If you dug a hole straight through the earth: 
https://www.antipodesmap.com/

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Small swimming pool donation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Website 4 the day:
Ames window illusion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBap_Lp-0oc

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Popular labor-saving device

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
-- Phyllis George

Website 4 the day:
Convert Audible files to MP3:
https://openaudible.org/

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Stop imitating a flamingo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
When my wife insisted that I stop imitating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

Website 4 the day:
Popsicle piano:
https://digg.com/video/someone-made-a-miniature-piano

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Joking gods

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
The UFO collection:
https://www.theblackvault.com/documentarchive/ufos-the-central-intelligence-agency-cia-collection/

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How to be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
-- Alan Alda

Website 4 the day:
Trump Twitter archive:
https://www.thetrumparchive.com/

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Someone stole my antidepressants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Someone stole my antidepressants. I hope he's happy!

Website 4 the day:
Beginner's guide to GIT: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/beginners-guide-to-git

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Critics are like eunuchs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves. 
  -- Brendan Behan  

Website 4 the day:
Global sleep durations: 
https://i.redd.it/etrutievbq661.png

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Save the earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.
--  P. J. O'Rourke

Website 4 the day:
Growing red pepper: 
https://digg.com/video/red-bell-pepper-grow-time-lapse

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The road to hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
-- Stephen King

Website 4 the day:
Toxicological analysis of George’s marvellous medicine: 
https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m4467

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The trouble with this country

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, ‘The trouble with this country is ….
-- Sinclair Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Darth by Darthwest: 
https://digg.com/video/someone-inserted-cary-grant-into-star-wars

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No enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python, Pytorch: 
https://pytorch.org/

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Stupidity got us into this mess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
-- Will Rogers 

Website 4 the day:
Forest xylophone: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CDLBTJD4M

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What to call a used car salesman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
A used auto salesman can also be called a car-deal-ologist. 

Website 4 the day:
Become a cartoon:

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The trouble with some women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
-- Cher

Website 4 the day:
$1.50 logic analyzer: 
http://www.ganssle.com/tem/tem411.html#article2

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Marxist and Fascist similarity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
-- Lee Grant

Website 4 the day:
Quantum mechanics, explained:
https://www.sciencealert.com/17-year-old-wins-global-science-prize-for-brilliant-explainer-on-quantum-mechanics

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A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- Henry Clapp

Website 4 the day:
Internet link problem reports: 
https://downdetector.com/

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Compressing words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Link and information manager for Chrome browser: 
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/braintool/fialfmcgpibjgdoeodaondepigiiddio

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I know a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Very short movie summaries: Log file explorer: http://glogg.bonnefon.org/
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

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The road to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
-- Will Rogers 

Website 4 the day:
Mars Perseverance rover landing trailer: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpISn-B6VA0

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Adam and Eve were first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Adam and Eve were the first to ignore apple's terms and conditions.

Website 4 the day:
The science of funny:
https://digg.com/video/heres-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world-according-to-science

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Successful women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
-- Stephanie Piro

Website 4 the day:
Create Venn diagrams:
https://www.visme.co/venn-diagram-maker/

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Life in Lubbock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.
-- Butch Hancock

Website 4 the day:
Personality quiz:
https://www.16personalities.com/

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Acts of God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write insurance forms.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Haiku generator:
https://www.nsahaiku.net/

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Reincarnation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
-- Shane Richie

Website 4 the day:
The Oregon Trail:
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990

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Instant gratification

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Instant gratification takes too long. 
-- Carrie Fisher

Website 4 the day:
Kitten cam:
https://explore.org/livecams/cats/kitten-rescue-cam

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Living in the past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper. 
-- Matt Wohlfarth

Website 4 the day:
Miniature animal sculptures:
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/07/fanni-sandor-miniature-animals/

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One flower to another

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
One flower's stamen said to another's pistil "I like your style!".

Website 4 the day:
Penny helicopter:
https://www.airplanesandrockets.com/helicopters/penni-helicopter-jan-1970-aam.htm

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Best with coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.
-- Henry Rollins

Website 4 the day:
Third generation glitter bomb:
https://digg.com/video/glitter-bomb-porch-pirate

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Income source

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Filling out a credit card application, my friend came upon this question: ‘What is your source of income?’ She wrote: ‘ATM.
-- Michael Mcrae

Website 4 the day:
Will robots take your job?
https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/

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Where's the homework?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil.
-- Larry Timmons

Website 4 the day:
Open source programming IDE:
https://codelite.org/

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Do it all over again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I asked my brother-in-law, the father of four boys, ‘If you had it to do all over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘Just not these four.
-- Sheila Lee

Website 4 the day:
Windows console emulator:
https://cmder.net/

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Harder on a relationship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years or sharing an iPhone charger for one day.
-- Rhea Butcher

Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 (WSL2) after WSL is installed:
https://www.windowscentral.com/how-install-wsl2-windows-10

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Never at lunch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL):
https://www.windowscentral.com/install-windows-subsystem-linux-windows-10

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Formula for ice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If the chemical formula for water is H2O, is the formula for ice (H2O)3?

Website 4 the day:
The world's first math mistake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVs6wF7nC4

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Coffiee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais

Website 4 the day:
Interactive cybersecurity platform:
https://defendtheweb.net/

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Furniture salesman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
-- Les Dawson

Website 4 the day:
Learn hacking from Google:
https://google-gruyere.appspot.com/

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Not superstitious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
-- Steve Carrell

Website 4 the day:
Windows 10 Powertoys:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/windows-10-powertoys/

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Chicken crosses the playground

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Website 4 the day:
Adventure:
https://emojiadventure.blogspot.com/p/chicken.html

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Program solving made easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Dating site for the dead:
http://www.ghostsingles.com/

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The wisdom of age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Elastic man:
https://www.adultswim.com/etcetera/elastic-man/app.html

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Get with the program

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Every time I “get with the program”… somebody changes the channel.
-- Lynn Johnston

Website 4 the day:
Spacebar counter:
https://www.eggradients.com/tool/spacebar-counter

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Boy swallowed some coins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse replied “No change yet.”

Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
https://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/

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At the fork in the road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Shared piano: 
https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Shared-Piano

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My own rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
-- Si Robertson

Website 4 the day:
Guides on writing simple English: 
http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/free-guides.html

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Learning from mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.
-- Peter Cook

Website 4 the day:
Windows keyboard shortcuts: 
https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Microsoft/QuickTextPaste

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Treat your wife

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I read that you should treat your wife like you did on your first date. So, after dinner tonight I'm dropping her off at her parent's house.

Website 4 the day:
SpaceVIM: 
https://spacevim.org/

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Don't know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Find people's details based on their phone number: 
https://medium.com/@santhosh23mj/gather-information-from-phonenumbers-using-phoneinfoga-7f4daa6bcea3

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True terror

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Find people: 
https://thatsthem.com/people-search

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So drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I got so drunk that I passed out in my fireplace. I slept like a log.

Website 4 the day:
Check a username across social media platforms: 
https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock

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Talking to God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
-- Jane Wagner

Website 4 the day:
System simulation in Python:
https://m-labs.hk/gateware/nmigen/

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Ant activity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill

Website 4 the day:
Component search engine: 
https://componentsearchengine.com/

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Black cat crossing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Markx

Website 4 the day:
Classic cartoons:
https://www.youtube.com/user/8thManDVDcom

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Buying happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
Gertrude Stein

Website 4 the day:
De-Googled Android OS: 
https://e.foundation/

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Candy cane collection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Humor 

I have a candy cane collection. They are all in mint condition.

Website 4 the day:
All 403 Bob Ross episodes: 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxcnsr1R5Ge_fbTu5ajt8DQ

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Laughing at mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower

Website 4 the day:
The oldest song: 
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-oldest-song-in-the-world-written-3400-years-ago/

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Crying strawberry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The baby strawberry was crying because his parents were in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
Try to make 2048:
https://play2048.co/

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He is insane

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
-- Heinrich Heine

Website 4 the day:
Find recipes for what you have:
https://www.supercook.com/

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Changing a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
-- Natalie Wood

Website 4 the day:
Astronomy picture of the day:
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

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Dangerous weapons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Website 4 the day:
Lame Facebook posts:
http://www.lamebook.com/

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Secret of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Crossfade from the web:
https://crossfade.io/

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Raising children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

Website 4 the day:
Making a PB&J: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1NfUUCJgc

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Don't know where you are going

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Scream into the void:
https://screamintothevoid.com/

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Waking up grumpy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Some mornings I wake up grumpy. And some mornings I just let him sleep.

Website 4 the day:

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The value of loss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
Spreadsheet database:
https://airtable.com/

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The taste of soap

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Create mobile apps from Google spreadsheets:
https://www.glideapps.com/

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Love is the answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
Improve Windows security:
https://www.makeuseof.com/easy-ways-boost-security-microsoft-defender-and-windows-10/

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Acupuncture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Website 4 the day:
Free video conferencing:
https://meet.jit.si/

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Homework skills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
-- Bill Waterson

Website 4 the day:
Three free collaboration boards: 
https://lucidspark.com/

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One thing against Moses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!
-- Golda Meir

Website 4 the day:
Free task planner: 
https://pdapps.org/kanbani/

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Procrastinate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
An hour of active satellites: 
https://streamable.com/u3v8ew

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Horse's hay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
After the horse ate all of his hay, he had a baleful look about him.

Website 4 the day:
Space images converted into sound: 
https://www.system-sounds.com/

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More confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Name logos: 
https://www.textgiraffe.com/

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Doctor's good news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Talent sourcing: 
https://usebraintrust.com

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Newborn looks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.
-- Kevin Hart

Website 4 the day:
Face mask for Amazon employees: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXx2XSI4Kw

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Why hummingbirds hum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The reason that hummingbirds hum is that they don't know the words.

Website 4 the day:
Ordering a pizza can be hard: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVKaGpn8Gg

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A terrible childhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I’d have an excuse.
-- Jimmy Fallon

Website 4 the day:
Collatz calculator: 
https://www.dcode.fr/collatz-conjecture

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You’re getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out’.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
WIndows-like Linux distro: 
https://www.linuxfx.org/

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Feminine intuition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof.
-- Harry Haenigsen

Website 4 the day:
Military brownies: 
https://digg.com/video/us-military-brownie-recipe

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Alternative titles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
librarian -> bookkeeper
referee -> game warden
dairyman -> cowboy.

Website 4 the day:
Stellar origin periodic table:
https://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/242813.php

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What is a neighborhood?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
A neighborhood is a residential area that is changing for the worse.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:
Code search:
https://searchcode.com/

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Women and children first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
The only reason they say, "Women and children first," is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
-- Judy Allen

Website 4 the day:
3D search:
https://thangs.com/

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Traveling companions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
-- Art Buchwald

Website 4 the day:
Decluttered search:
https://www.yippy.com/

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Grass without rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
Two blades of grass were discussing the lack of rain, when one finally said "Guess, we'll have to make dew."  

Website 4 the day:
NASA's images:
https://images.nasa.gov/

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Practical religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
-- Betsy Salkind

Website 4 the day:
Search with images of found sites:
https://peekier.com/

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Worst asthma

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Asthma bothers me if I'm around dogs or cigars. The worst are dogs smoking cigars.
-- Steve Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free WordPress hosting for a year (cheap after that):
https://youtu.be/cG9kv5-5bPI

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Just sugar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Cotton candy is just sugar made to look like insulation.
-- Mike Birbiglia

Website 4 the day:
Fast Python:
https://doc.pypy.org/en/latest/index.html

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Really bad cooking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
My cooking is so bad I have an oven that flushes.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Free VPN for a year:
https://youtu.be/m-i2JBtG4FE

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Adopted?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I asked my mother if I was adopted and she said, "Not yet, but we've placed an ad."
-- Dana Snow

Website 4 the day:
Flood a scammer:
https://scammerblaster.com/

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A blind date

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I had a blind date with a woman who carried a taser in her purse. She was stunning.

Website 4 the day:
Robots come in peace, written by AI: 
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/08/robot-wrote-this-article-gpt-3

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Sundials and stopped clocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
A stopped clock is right twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at night.
-- John Hodgman

Website 4 the day:
Mirror screens wirelessly:
https://letsview.com/

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Humans can't do this

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
One thing computers can do that humans can't is sit in a sealed box for months.
-- Jack Handey

Website 4 the day:
Tight squeezes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdwOsSPvq9g

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Boring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
A bore is a person who talks when you want him to listen.

-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
AI boosts frames per second: 
https://sites.google.com/view/wenbobao/dain

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Your first child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
After your first child, your role in life will be apparent.

Website 4 the day:
Battery race:
https://youtu.be/7jqImhd8Ggc

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My worst job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
My worst job was selling phones over the phone. I'd call people, and if they answered, I'd hang up because they already had one.
-- Remo Goodale

Website 4 the day:
Centennial lightbulb: 
https://www.centennialbulb.org/photos.htm

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A dog or a child?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I can't decide between a dog and a child. Should I ruin my rug or my life?
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Android minus Google: 
https://e.foundation/

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Money v. happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
US air quality map:
https://gispub.epa.gov/airnow/

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Garden soil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Website 4 the day:
Useless machines:
https://www.youtube.com/c/JosephsMachines

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Truth is beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
Info on the past:
https://www.whizzpast.com/

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Eating candy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I can eat candy with either hand. I am ambidextrose.  

Website 4 the day:
Find similar websites:
http://www.moreofit.com/

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A calculated risk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I took a calculated risk. Unfortunately, I am bad at math.

Website 4 the day:
The worst for sale:
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/

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Not fat from beer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Humor 
Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean….against bars, tables, chairs, and walls.

Website 4 the day:
Circular seal:
https://digg.com/video/circular-swimming-fixture-for-a-seal

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Dogs chasing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. That's absurd, my dogs don't even own bikes.

Website 4 the day:
The secret door:
http://ww3.safestyle-windows.co.uk/the-secret-door/

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Safe with me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn’t even listening.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Chewing gum prank:
https://www.stick-of-gum.com/

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Replaced our bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/

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Wine, beer, and water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Stories by the National Geographic photographers:
http://thephotosociety.org/

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Ineffectively small

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
-- Dalai Lama

Website 4 the day:
Making Hostess snack cakes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=VC601rjqdjY

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Saturn's rings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
-- Mark Russell

Website 4 the day:
Are you rich?
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/01/upshot/are-you-rich.html

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Calf crossing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side.

Website 4 the day:
Facebook ad library:
https://www.facebook.com/ads/library/

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Door holding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Lego prosthetic arm:
https://www.cnn.com/videos/style/2020/07/17/great-big-story-lego-prosthetic-arm-gbs.great-big-story

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Eating a horse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go ‘you know, I’m not as hungry as thought I was’?
-- Tim Vinel

Website 4 the day:
Jigsaw from your photo:
http://www.jigzone.com/

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The backache of love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Hidden smartphone codes:
https://www.rd.com/list/hidden-smartphone-codes-you-should-start-using/

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Not a harp

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I went to a costume party and the host asked what I came as. I told him that I was a harp and he said that I was too small to be a harp. He called me a lyre!

Website 4 the day:
Amazing cakes:
https://time.com/5865483/croc-cake/

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Refuse to answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. 
-- Douglas Adams 

Website 4 the day:
F22 flight controls: 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Evhrk5tY-Yo#

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Not crazy about reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Text-based window manager:
https://www.byobu.org/home

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Slow guy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I know a guy who is so slow, it takes him a half-hour to eat a three-minute egg.

Website 4 the day:
Walking car: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=6PpuNENmmBU

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2 common elements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

Website 4 the day:
Bad day fails:
 https://www.boredpanda.com/bad-day-fails/

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Following my dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Scalable recipes: 
https://theskullery.net/

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Don’t gobblefunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
-- Roald Dahl

Website 4 the day:
Jewelry that reminds you to not touch your face:  
https://www.engadget.com/nasa-coronavirus-covid-19-necklace-jpl-stop-touching-your-face-194312229.htm 

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Who laughs last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
-- Charles de Gaulle

Website 4 the day:
Riding on the moon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTQ-SmeLTl8

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Being in shape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
American healthcare failure: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=al8OrbSAO0s

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The chief cause

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Making paper cups: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=3vboPdSjjAo

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Amish vehicles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Amish vehicles are real grass-guzzlers.

Website 4 the day:
Medieval cat paintings explained: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch&v=1HzpBaIiVsw

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Odorless perfume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Odorless perfume is non-scents.

Website 4 the day:
Fakje vintage ads:
https://cheezburger.com/11786757/fake-vintage-ads-that-bring-the-absurdity

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Party with my characters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.
-- Dr Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Cubified animals:
https://cheezburger.com/11758341/digital-artist-transforms-animal-photos-into-cubes

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Nature's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Photorealistic images with transparent backgrounds: 
http://www.pngplay.com/

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The Dead Sea of my boyhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Explore the Last Supper:
https://artsandculture.google.com/story/explore-the-last-supper/sAKCB2AzvHUmKQ

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Fond of children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I am fond of children - except boys.
-- Lewis Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Game to help depression: 
https://www.media.mit.edu/projects/guardians/overview/

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Call me ugly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Build your own historic tale:
https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

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Aggressive toilets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn’t until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
-- Ryan Reynolds

Website 4 the day:
Anti-pest plants for your yard:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/list/11-pest-control-plants-you-need-in-your-yard/

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Alcohol and literature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

Website 4 the day:
Overflowin' Catbox Blues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO3d1_ECZ2o 

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Mondays are fine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Identify birds by their song:
https://birdnet.cornell.edu/

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TV and weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Television is very much like the weather: Much can be said of it, but very damn little can be done about it.
-- Rod Serling

Website 4 the day:
Epub to Mobi converter:
https://www.epubconverter.com/epub-to-mobi-converter/

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Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Neil Young juke box:
https://neilyoungarchives.com/drawer?position=74.77704862863874

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Breakfast at any time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Python library to build data apps:
https://www.streamlit.io/

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Geology rocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

Website 4 the day:
Lego French toast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=BJkkIoni8_I

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Facts first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Sheep-herding raccoon:
https://digg.com/2020/baby-raccoon-herds-sheep

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I was fired

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I was fired from the cardboard container company because I kept thinking outside the box.

Website 4 the day:
Cat songs:
https://youtu.be/xO3d1_ECZ2o

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Ingesting horses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
A guy was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.

Website 4 the day:
Transfer up to 5GB for free:
https://www.plustransfer.com/#

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Butcher bet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.

Website 4 the day:
Convert online audios or videos to common format:
https://www.clipconverter.cc/

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Opportunity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Wispy art:
https://29a.ch/sandbox/2011/neonflames/

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Time flies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Website 4 the day:
Famous movie lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxxm1ygUCsM&t=9s

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High school math

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
While sitting in high school math class, I had to wonder if it wasn't coincidence that the word "number" starts with "numb."

Website 4 the day:
Checking for bed bugs in hotels:
https://www.consumerreports.org/video/view/home-garden/safety/5334685154001/how-to-check-for-bed-bugs-in-a-hotel-room/

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Exploding cheese factory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

Website 4 the day:
Free streaming music:
https://www.jango.com/

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In favor of birth control

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the day:
Virtual tours: 
https://www.airpano.com/

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Abbreviation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Microsoft Office tips, etc.:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/microsoft-office-mastery/

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Mañana

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the week.

Website 4 the day:
Cat sleeping positions: 
https://medium.com/tenderlymag/the-delicate-and-complex-art-of-cat-sleeping-positions-515e89872d67

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Bath toys

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Printable 3D models: 
https://www.yeggi.com/

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Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. 
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Crashes with one car removed: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZ0pLQTMKQ

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Dangerous bagel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
-- Ryan Reynolds

Website 4 the day:
360-degree views of Russian train stations: 
http://metro360.ru/#

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Fight to the Finish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I saw a boxing match that was advertised as a "Fight to the Finish." That is a good place to end.

Website 4 the day:
Why do cats like sleeping with us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLgsieZVFaY


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Don’t sweat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Download an entire website from the Wayback Machine: 
https://github.com/hartator/wayback-machine-downloader

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Unlimited

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
You never run out of things that can go wrong
-- Edward A. Murphy

Website 4 the day:
Unlock PDFs:
https://www.sodapdf.com/unlock-pdf/

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Toaster settings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
-- Sam Levenson  

Website 4 the day:
Text difference checker: 
https://www.diffchecker.com/

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Sumo championship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Humor 
The weigh-in at the Sumo wrestling championship was a large scale effort.

Website 4 the day:
Transparent artwork:
https://www.cleanpng.com/

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The earth's surface

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Humor 
If 70 percent of the earth's surface is covered by water, how come it's so hard to get to the beach?
-- Teressa Skelton

Website 4 the day:
Every timezone:
https://everytimezone.com/

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A nervous breakdown

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Humor 
A nervous breakdown shows you care.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Simple explanation of machine learning:
https://thenextweb.com/neural/2020/04/25/machine-learning-models-explained-to-a-five-year-old-syndication/  

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Girlfriend at the zoo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper.

Website 4 the day:
Free licensed software:
 https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/

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Dry-clean only

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
This shirt is dry-clean only, which means it’s dirty. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
World stats: 
https://www.worldometers.info/

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Past relationships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Website 4 the day:
1.8 billion pixel image of Mars: 
https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=7610

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Most beautiful words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
HTML/CSS crash course:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLblA84xge2_y8F1K0wzPia9V_ULVcfg4k

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In debt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I remember being in so much debt that I couldn't afford my electricity bills, it was a dark time.

Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian Institute photos: 
https://www.si.edu/openaccess

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Long time writing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I've been writing for a long time. I sat down to write my first novel in the middle of March of 1982.
-- J. A. Jance

Website 4 the day:
The science of well being: 
https://www.coursera.org/learn/the-science-of-well-being

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Hanging a map

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations I’ve traveled to, but first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Learn psychology: 
https://nobaproject.com/

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Dating a philosophy professor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm trying to date a philosophy professor, but she doesn't even know if I exist or not.

Website 4 the day:
Keeping $50 million in counterfeit 20's: 
https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-paper-caper

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Something to not do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.
-- W. C. Sellar

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain video streams: 
https://lbry.tv/

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Late-night TV commercial

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said ‘Forget everything you know about slipcovers.’ So I did. It was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers and I didn’t know what the hell they were. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Free uninstaller: 
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/uninstall_view.html

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The universal aptitude

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. 
-- John Stapp

Website 4 the day:
Jules Verne's illustrations: 
http://jv.gilead.org.il/rpaul/

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Banks and secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Why can't a bank keep a secret? They have too many tellers!

Website 4 the day:
View and edit photos:
https://www.xnview.com/en/xnviewmp/

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Housework

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Create music in Excel:
https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/6/21126465/xl-studio-music-making-drum-microsoft-excel-daw-dylan-tallchief

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Shocking mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I was shocked to find out it was a mistake to hire a cut-rate electrician.

Website 4 the day:
Grocery coupons:   
https://lozo.com/

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Anybody

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Short DIY videos:
https://tangi.co/

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Failure like fertilizer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley

Website 4 the day:
3D CAD software: 
https://www.openscad.org/

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Don't marry until

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.  
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Flashpoint webgame preservation project: 
http://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/

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Finishing last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
-- Abe Lemons

Website 4 the day:
Past versus present:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU0mpPm9U-4&feature=youtu.be

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High eyebrows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Website 4 the day:
Check to see if your car has recalls:
https://www.nhtsa.gov/recalls

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Where I am

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Typewriter art: 
https://digg.com/video/watch-this-artist-use-a-typewriter-to-beautifully-illustrate-an-english-countryside

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Don't weigh myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are.
-- Matt Bellassai

Website 4 the day:
Writing tool: 
https://www.thesaurus.com/writingtool

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Failed kindergarten

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I failed kindergarten because I couldn’t spell my last name.
-- Zach Galifianakis  

Website 4 the day:
City roads: 
https://anvaka.github.io/city-roads/

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Priest and attorney

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
My priest just passed the bar exam. He is now my father-in-law.

Website 4 the day:

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Love and money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
They say love is more important than money…Have you tried paying your bills with a hug?
  -- Dave Chappelle  

Website 4 the day:
Public debates: 
https://www.kialo.com/

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Intelligent women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
 -- Kathy Lette  

Website 4 the day:
The sky: 
https://www.google.com/sky/

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Blank dictionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

Website 4 the day:
International Space Station tour:   
https://youtu.be/Snn1k_qEx20

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Driving fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #5:
https://www.truthorfiction.com/

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Going to church

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. 
-- Billy Sunday

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #4:
https://www.factcheck.org/

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All you need is love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.  
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #2:
https://www.snopes.com/

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Facebook is like jail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know. 
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #1:
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/

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Why aliens don't visit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Humor 
Aliens don't visit earth because of our rating: we only have one star.

Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web (be careful!):
https://ahmia.fi/

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Iron Maiden tape loop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Humor 
I have an Iron Maiden tape loop playing by my windmill because it is a big metal fan.

Website 4 the day:
Windows paint program: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/fresh-paint/9wzdncrfjb13

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Put me to sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Humor 
The wild pig put me to sleep. He was a boar.

Website 4 the day:
Internet hoax slayer: 
https://www.hoax-slayer.net/

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Always straightening

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
If you are always straightening things, you have OCD. If you are always eating things, you have OBCD.

Website 4 the day:
Fake e-mail addresses: 
http://www.fakemailgenerator.com

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Population of Ireland's capital

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Ireland's capital must be overpopulated by now because every day it's Dublin.

Website 4 the day:
Create a broken file:
http://www.xnet.se/fd/

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A big family

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
-- Lewis Grizzard

Website 4 the day:
Fake credit card numbers:
https://www.darkcoding.net/credit-card-numbers/

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Military justice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Create a font: 
https://fontforge.org/en-US/

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Hollywood people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
-- Lionel Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
PowerPoint templates: 
 https://www.free-powerpoint-templates-design.com/

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People who drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Heavenly answers:   
http://www.askmoses.com/

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Avoid the argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think you are?"
-- Ray Combs

Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://www.searchencrypt.com/

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Happy spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The ink spots were jubilant because they just came out of the pen.

Website 4 the day:
Observe the weather:
https://www.weather.gov/coop/BecomeAnObserver

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Love my cell phone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
We love our own cell phones but hate everyone else's.
-- Joe Bob Briggs

Website 4 the day:
Ship your enemies glitter: 
http://www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

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Learning to fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Free printable habit tracker:
https://tealnotes.com/free-printable-bullet-journal-habit-tracker-template/

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Without statistics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
In ancient times they had no statistics, so they had to fall back on lies.
-- Stephen Leacock

Website 4 the day:
Nooooooooooooooo: 
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

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Composition of the universe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The universe is made up of electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons.
-- Andy Dappen

Website 4 the day:
Drop trash into the can:
http://www.trashloop.com/

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Cleaning my spice rack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
While cleaning my spice rack, I saw that everything was old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.  

Website 4 the day:
Live satellite images of the earth:
https://zoom.earth/

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Dogsled riding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Dogsled riding is both relaxing and fragrant
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Psychoactive drugs:
https://www.erowid.org/

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Walk with the Lord

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded.
-- Ken Singleton

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain symphony: 
https://symphony.iohk.io/en/

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If you are not the windshield

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Some days you're a windshield, some days you're a bug.
-- Price Cobb

Website 4 the day:
Gross science:
https://www.youtube.com/user/grossscienceshow

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Lizard with a stroller

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
 A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”

Website 4 the day:
Sexual health chatbot:
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/roo-sexual-health-chatbot

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What is a decision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
A decision is what a man makes when he can't find anybody to serve on a committee.
-- Fletcher Knebel

Website 4 the day:
Learn digital painting:
https://www.ctrlpaint.com/

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Scrabble with children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Children are the best opponents in Scrabble because they are easy to beat the fun to cheat.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Drawing lessons:
http://www.drawingcoach.com/

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Age of proof

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I'm now at an age where I have to prove that I'm as good as I never was.
-- Rex Harrison

Website 4 the day:
VBA in Excel: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/writing-vba-macro-microsoft-excel/

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Inheriting the earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Jesus said that the meek would inherit the earth. So far, all we've got is Minnesota and North Dakota.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Quadratic equations made easy:
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/614775/a-new-way-to-make-quadratic-equations-easy/

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Through a campground

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Yesterday I ran through a campground, but that was past tents.

Website 4 the day:
How to crack a safe:
https://www.sparrowslockpicks.com/v/vspfiles/files/SPARROWSVaultInstructions2019104.pdf

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All wrapped up in yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed.
-- Kate Halvorson

Website 4 the day:
A compiler for carpentry: 
https://grail.cs.washington.edu/projects/carpentrycompiler/

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Health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
How to take notes: 
https://pdf.wondershare.com/mobile-app/cornell-note-taking-system.html 

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Comparative weights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Comparing the weight of water and butane, I found water to be heavier because butane is a lighter fluid.

Website 4 the day:
Second Cousin Once Removed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBt5V7kO3j4

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Bagpipe tunes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
If you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
-- Jack Finney

Website 4 the day:
Earth satellite images: 
http://rammb.cira.colostate.edu/ramsdis/online/

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Dancing till the cows come home

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I could dance with you till the cows come home, but I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Everyone can draw:
https://www.drawspace.com/

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Police cars without wheels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
A thief stole all the wheels off of the police cars. The cops are working on the case tirelessly.

Website 4 the day:
Puppies:
https://openpuppies.com/

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Gave birth to twins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
After a long delivery and giving birth to twins - a boy and a girl - the exhausted new mom fell soundly asleep. With the husband out of town, the woman's brother named the tots. He named the girl Denise and the boy Denephew.

Website 4 the day:
Separate vocals and instruments: 
https://deezer.io/releasing-spleeter-deezer-r-d-source-separation-engine-2b88985e797e

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Bad chocolate mousse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Make machine learning models: 
https://teachablemachine.withgoogle.com/ 

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Why Santa is jolly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Industrial espionage: 
https://www.crowdstrike.com/resources/wp-content/brochures/reports/huge-fan-of-your-work-intelligence-report.pdf

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Bible's straight man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Who was the straightest man in the bible? Joseph because the pharaoh made him a ruler.

Website 4 the day:
How funny are words? 
https://link.springer.com/content/pdf/10.3758%2Fs13428-017-0930-6.pdf

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Clones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Clones are people two.

Website 4 the day:
Fold and one cut font: 
https://erikdemaine.org/fonts/simplefoldcut/

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Sleep talking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
Uncle Dave's survival manual: 
https://www.pssurvival.com/PS/Disaster_Prep/Captain_Daves_Survival_Guide_2002.PDF

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Bad estimate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
They misunderestimated me.
Geroge W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Run DOS programs on Windows 10: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/use-vdos-run-dos-programs-windows/

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No banks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I don't believe in banks and store all my money in my mattress. Now I have a quite a lump sum.

Website 4 the day:
Realistic computer speech: 
https://deepmind.com/blog/article/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio

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Borrowing from China

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The trouble with borrowing money from China is that thirty minutes later you feel broke again.
-- Steve Bridges

Website 4 the day:
Guided meditations:  
https://www.uclahealth.org/marc/mindful-meditations

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Credible consultants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at any company.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Virtual machine on Android:
https://www.vmos.com/

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No lines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
There are never any lines at the bathroom at a public swimming pool.
-- Dan Bradley

Website 4 the day:
Web-based music synthesizer: 
https://z.musictools.live/

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Sunken ship on the ocean floor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Divers found a sunken ship on the ocean floor that kept twitching. It was a nervous wreck.

Website 4 the day:
Copy/paste emojis, characters, etc.:
https://copychar.cc

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Men and women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. 
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Make an infographic map in seconds: 
http://mapinseconds.com/

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A politician's career

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
The politician had a very promising career.

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
https://lingvist.com/  

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Elaborate chess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
 -- Raymond Chandler

Website 4 the day:
Where to watch online movies: 
https://www.chilimovie.com 

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Go to high school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
You shouldn't have to go to high school until you are at least forty, you've had a lot of therapy, and you're ready for it.
-- Marilyn Kentz

Website 4 the day:
How compilers see your code:
https://godbolt.org/

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What I need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Why don’t they give us things we can actually use? I don’t need a thinner phone. You know what I need? I need to tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Retaliation at Google: 
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6427199-Examples-Retaliation-at-Google.html

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Deep topic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I fell into the deep hole from which I fetch water and was stuck there all day. My time was well spent.

Website 4 the day:
Metropolis in color: 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t75YCtJJFX0&feature=youtu.be

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Straight in the eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Stitch images into a composite: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/product/computational-photography-applications/image-composite-editor/

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Phones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Free fall icons and graphics:
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/free-fall-icons-and-graphics  

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The only crime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Programming idioms:
https://www.programming-idioms.org/about#about-block-all-idioms

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Coming in late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I asked my boss if I could sleep in tomorrow and come in late. He said "Dream on."

Website 4 the day:
Robot voice generator: 
https://lingojam.com/RobotVoiceGenerator

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A genuine medical need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Real-time internet stats: 
https://www.webfx.com/internet-real-time/

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Wooden dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
I dreamt that I was a piece of lumber. It wasn't interesting though, I was board.

Website 4 the day:
Celebrities record what you ask for money:   
https://www.cameo.com/

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A gentleman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Who tweeted it first?
http://ctrlq.org/first/

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Remember anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free wallpaper: 
https://interfacelift.com/wallpaper/downloads/date/any/

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Birthday candles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
When I blew out the candles on my birthday cake they were happy. In fact, they were delighted

Website 4 the day:
Guess your age:
https://www.how-old.net/

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Don't succeed at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
If at first you don’t succeed you’re running about average.
-- M. H. Alderson

Website 4 the day:
Play musical scales:
https://femurdesign.com/omni/

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Keep giving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Guilt the gift that keeps on giving.  
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Space news: 
https://www.space.com

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Toilet paper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life.

Website 4 the day:
How to spell a word: 
http://tellspell.com/

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Advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
-- Saul Bellow

Website 4 the day:
How to Create a Short Song in LMMS:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-short-song-in-lmms/

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A bank job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Website 4 the day:
What the earth looked like in the past: 
http://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth#0

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Honest criticism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Terrifying declassified government documents: 
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/declassified-government-documents-terrifying ?yola-link-is-coming=true

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Nature's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
The paper clip: 
https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/05/the-history-of-the-paper-clip-it-was-invented-in-1899-it-hasnt-been-improved-upon-since.html

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Patience admiration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
-- Bill McGlashen

Website 4 the day:
Slide rule scales: 
https://www.sliderulemuseum.com/SR_Scales.htm ?yola-link-is-coming=true

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Love your neighbors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Enable Windows ransomware protection: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-ransomware-protection-windows-defender/

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Hunting for food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where Sandwiches live.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Quote tracing:
https://quoteinvestigator.com

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Half a bagel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Half a bagel is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than heaven.
Therefore half a bagel is better than heaven.

Website 4 the day:
AI creativity:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1803.03453.pdf

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Blessed are the cracked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hacker powered security:
https://www.hackerone.com/sites/default/files/2019-08/hacker-powered-security-report-2019.pdf

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Life's trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Webpage load time: 
https://tools.pingdom.com

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Phobia literature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

Website 4 the day:
Print your own customized gift wrap:
https://wripwrapwrop.com/en/

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Sleep like a baby

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
-- Leo J. Burke

Website 4 the day:
What is a day?
https://labs.minutelabs.io/what-is-a-day/#/welcome

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Doctor's joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Recently, my doctor made a joke about my back. It was about a weak back.

Website 4 the day:
Endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/

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The only profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
International gun laws:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/02/world/international-gun-laws.html

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Bringing up children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot

Website 4 the day:
Free DNS servers:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/best-dynamic-dns-providers/

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Best time to buy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
-- Marty Allen

Website 4 the day:
Under-ten-cent processors:
https://cpldcpu.wordpress.com/2019/08/12/the-terrible-3-cent-mcu/

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A rainy day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java by doing:
https://codegym.cc/

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Long-distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I'm in a long-distance relationship. Darn restraining order!

Website 4 the day:
The oldest plant:
https://www.wellandgood.com/good-food/spirulina-sleep/

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An hourglass figure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

Website 4 the day:
Animal/food mash-ups:
https://mymodernmet.com/photo-manipulation-animals-ronald-ong/

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Win or lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!
-- Steven Weinberg

Website 4 the day:
High voltage / high current art:
http://capturedlightning.com/

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Verbal contracts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Read webpages out loud:
https://talkify.net/

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Inflation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-- Sam Ewing

Website 4 the day:
What is new on Netflix?
https://usa.newonnetflix.info/

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Marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Turkey's underground city of 20,000:
https://www.historicmysteries.com/derinkuyu-underground-city-cappadocia/

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Lost in thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
-- Paul Fix

Website 4 the day:
Free professionally edited books:
https://standardebooks.org/

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Going bald

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
I knew I was going bald because it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
-- Harry Hill

Website 4 the day:
Sleep deprivation across the US:
https://www.cdc.gov/sleep/data_statistics.html

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Most likely ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
Robert E. Lee's high school yearbook lists him as "Most likely to secede."

Website 4 the day:
Gerrymandered font:
https://techcrunch.com/2019/08/01/this-free-ugly-font-is-made-from-hideously-gerrymandered-districts/

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Jogging adds years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Random design challenges:
http://protobot.org/#en

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Desire dumber

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Vegan recipes:
https://www.thevegancaveman.com/

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No yes-men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Practical lock picking:
http://rageuniversity.org/PRISONESCAPE/PRISON%20LOCKS%20AND%20KEYS/Practical.Lock.Picking.pdf

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Sleep-smoking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
I accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.

Website 4 the day:
Cats are liquid:
https://www.boredpanda.com/cats-are-liquids/

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Money vs. happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Solving a humongous Rubik's cube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJtLb_rPVg

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French food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
3D printed lock pick gun:
https://hackaday.com/2019/07/17/3d-printed-snap-gun-for-automatic-lock-picking/

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Money's worth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
-- Jackie Mason

Website 4 the day:
Free JavaScript books:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cf50qu/you_dont_know_javascript_but_you_could_for_free/

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Volume of news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Dress for space:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/business/immersive-space-suits-history-fashion-and-function/?utm_term=.cbade8bdb56c

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Work out almost daily

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I work out almost every day. Friday I almost worked out, Saturday I almost worked out, Sunday I almost worked out...

Website 4 the day:
Apollo 11 in real time:
https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/

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Family debates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I’ve come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have food in their mouths.
-- Kenneth Cole

Website 4 the day:
Python machine learning:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cfxxcd/machine_learning_get_started_with_python

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Everything predetermined

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre­determined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Lightworks video editor:
https://www.lwks.com/

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The 3 R's

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
You know there’s a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R.
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
CD/DVD burner:
http://infrarecorder.org/

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An intellectual

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
-- Billy Connolly

Website 4 the day:
Algorithm tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn2ipk-jqgZiAHiA70hOxAj8RMUeqYNK

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Lion vs. calf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The lion shall lie down with the calf, but the calf won’t get much sleep
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Buy electronics from makers:
https://www.tindie.com/

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Get better soon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Got my boss a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she could get better.

Website 4 the day:
Free movies on YouTube:
http://zerodollarmovies.com/catalog/english

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Why no visitors?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
Why don't aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star.

Website 4 the day:
Give homeless money by phone:
https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/wjvavy/this-app-lets-you-give-money-to-homeless-people-from-your-phone

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Diet's 2nd day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it.
-- Jackie Gleason

Website 4 the day:
Send 5 GBytes for free:
https://transfer.pcloud.com/

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Who are the users?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
User: the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Live filesharing and chat:
https://volafile.org/

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What holds ships together

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; It was riveting.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the day:
Free images for transfer:
https://thegraphicsfairy.com/

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When I was younger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
One time, a guy handed me a picture and said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Draw a stickman:
http://www.drawastickman.com/

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Never boils

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
-- Lesley Wake

Website 4 the day:
Track when an image is seen:
https://grabify.link/

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An origami store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
I had a business plan for an origami store, but It folded.

Website 4 the day:
Compare airfares:
https://www.airfarewatchdog.com/

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Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Free local TV:
https://www.locast.org/

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Forgetting history

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Fool advertisers with Firefox:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/43j8qm/firefox-will-give-you-a-fake-browsing-history-to-fool-advertisers

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Insomnia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Picture yourself on Mt. Everest:
https://thetopofmounteverest.com/#home

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Daydream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Spell words with chemical symbols:
https://www.chemspeller.com/

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Investment anxiety

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I used to be mildly fearful of residential property investments. Now I have an apartment complex.

Website 4 the day:
Google slides to animated GIFs:
https://talltweets.com/

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A fine place

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Screenshot a web page:
https://screenshot.guru/

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You might as well

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
-- Joe E. Lewis

Website 4 the day:
View PCB layout:
https://openboardview.org/

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40,000 piece puzzle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says "go outside."
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Signal waveform editor:
https://wavedrom.com/

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Kangaroo high jumps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
I saw a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State building, but was only because the building can't jump.

Website 4 the day:
Free 40 minute web/video conferencing:
https://zoom.us/

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Bilingual hockey players

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
-- Gordie Howe

Website 4 the day:
It's OK to ask for more time:
https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Publication%20Files/19-064_8312949a-87f4-493b-8362-d364382c3db4.pdf

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Outdoor fun and more

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Secure OS:
https://tails.boum.org/

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Didn’t say it.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t care what the tape says. I didn’t say it.
-- Ray Malavasi

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous OS:
https://www.whonix.org/

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Just can't win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams

Website 4 the day:
Bootable USB privacy:
https://tails.boum.org/

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Cricket in heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
-- Alec Douglas Home

Website 4 the day:
A person's looks from their speech:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1905.09773.pdf

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Hippo vs. Zippo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019, In : Humor 
The difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo: one's really heavy, the others a little lighter.

Website 4 the day:
Find out about people:
https://thatsthem.com

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Religious differences

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Humor 
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

Website 4 the day:
Get stock by buying stuff:
https://bumped.com/

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The inevitable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Humor 
Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.
-- Robert C. Gallagher

Website 4 the day:
Retargetable decompiler:
https://retdec.com/

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A landscape gardener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
I tried to hire a landscape gardener but he turned down the job because my yard was laid out as portrait.

Website 4 the day:
Vintage cat photos:
https://petapixel.com/2019/05/24/vintage-photos-of-cats-doing-human-things/

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Middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Where is your birthday in Pi?
http://mypiday.com/

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A bad memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Free textbooks:
https://openstax.org/

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Hard to put up with

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Create an avatar:
https://getavataaars.com/

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Man's worst enemy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Alcohol may be , but the bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Stay for free:
https://lifehacker.com/how-to-stay-for-free-anywhere-in-the-world-1832965711

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Foolishly spent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly.
-- George Raft

Website 4 the day:
Virtualbox tutorial:
https://www.systemcodegeeks.com/virtualization/virtualbox/virtualbox-tutorial-virtualization-essentials/

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Firing based on posture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Humor 
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

Website 4 the day:
How Bitcoin works:
https://www.bitcoinsimulator.tk/blockchain?chain=public

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A neck brace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

Website 4 the day:
Zoidberg whoop:
http://www.instantwhoop.com/

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Only one drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Gruesome Body Bakery:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/body_bread_13546

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The finger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I didn’t give you the finger…you earned it.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Eat and grow big:
http://slither.io/

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Memory foam

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it’s trying to blackmail me.
-- Gary Delaney

Website 4 the day:
World Carrot Museum:
http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/

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Being run down by a bike

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Every day this same bike tries to run me down. This happens repeatedly. It is a vicious cycle.

Website 4 the day:
What to watch?
https://neverthink.tv

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Like a nighttime phone call

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
-- Evelyn Hendrickson

Website 4 the day:
Magnetic fluxlines:
https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Publication%20Files/19-064_8312949a-87f4-493b-8362-d364382c3db4.pdf

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So much left at the end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
-- John Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
The true size of countries:
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2019-04/nifn-hbt042319.php

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Free will

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
You must believe in free will; there is no choice.
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Website 4 the day:
Unlock Windows files:
https://www.iobit.com/en/iobit-unlocker.php#

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Huge drink order

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
A man walks into a bar and orders 10 times the number of drinks as anyone else there.
The bartender responds "Now that is an order of magnitude."

Website 4 the day:
Cardboard bike:
https://vimeo.com/37584656

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Feeling alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Website 4 the day:
How long to binge watch ... ?
http://tiii.me/

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Start with a smile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
YouTube's documentary channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_sXrcURB-Dh4az_FveeQ0Q

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Walk the plank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 

My mother used to make me walk the plank when I was younger, we couldn't afford a dog.

Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/

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Billions for schools and roads

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
-- Andy Borowitz

Website 4 the day:
Find similar musicians:
https://www.music-map.com/ 

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Why two senators?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The reason that there are two senators from each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
http://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/

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The purpose of the brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
Museum of Flight:
http://www.museumofflight.org/Explore-The-Museum/

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My old neighborhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Where I grew up, you could walk ten blocks and never leave the scene of a crime.
-- Charlie Callas

Website 4 the day:
Audio-only films:
https://thenextweb.com/shareables/2019/04/03/listen-to-movie-at-work/

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How to have a good day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft courses:  
https://academy.microsoft.com/en-us/professional-program/tracks/

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Only golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Golf is the only sport where the object is to play as little as possible.
-- Charles G. McLoughlin

Website 4 the day:
Gardening tips:
http://freeplants.com/

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A place for hotels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
A hotel is a place that keeps the makers of twenty-five-watt lightbulbs in business.
-- Shelley Berman

Website 4 the day:
Ring of 48 high-speed cameras:
https://youtu.be/3fu3anMtDS8

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Trouble with NYC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The trouble with New York is that it's so convenient to everything I can't afford.
-- Jack Barry

Website 4 the day:
Plant watercolors:
https://usdawatercolors.nal.usda.gov/pom/search.xhtml

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Talking dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If dogs could talk, they's say things like: "Hey! Hey! Hey!"
Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Check USB manufacturer information:
https://www.softpedia.com/get/System/System-Info/ChipGenius.shtml

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Things to never eat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Never eat anything that has to be explained.
-- Charles Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Popular cars through the years:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g23320934/car-history/

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Blank dictionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

Website 4 the day:
How to be a Wikipedia editor:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/howto-become-wikipedia-editor/

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Food for travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Never travel without food in your pocket - if only to throw at attacking dogs.
-- E. S. Bates

Website 4 the day:
Are you owed a refund?
https://paribus.co/

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The Flemish masters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
We studied the Flemish masters using real phlegm.
-- Lew Cady

Website 4 the day:
Data breach support:
https://www.breachclarity.com/

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Happily married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
7.5 billion people on one chart:
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/04/the-world-s-7-5-billion-people-in-one-chart/

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Politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
The biggest theft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnh0Z51H87s

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Magic trapdoor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A magician added a trapdoor into his show. But I think it’s just a stage he’s going through.

Website 4 the day:
URL lengthener:
http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/

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Money in golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
You can make a lot of money playing golf. Just ask my ex-wives.
-- Lee Trevino

Website 4 the day:
Unsearchable YouTube videos:
http://defaultfile.name/

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As a porcupine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A friend said that in the next life she'd like to come back as a porcupine. She doesn't like crowds.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Is it normal?
https://www.isitnormal.com/

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Birthday present

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
I gave a bald friend a comb for his birthday. I think he liked the gift because he said he would never part with it.

Website 4 the day:
Three words can pinpoint your location:
https://what3words.com/

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Canine IQ

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Python data analysis library:
https://pandas.pydata.org/

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Climbing the ladder

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
59 ways to cook eggs:
https://youtu.be/qWAagS_MANg

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Excellent lawyer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
360-degree view of the Milky Way Galaxy:
https://futurism.com/the-byte/360-degree-video-milky-way-galaxy

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Not even an inkling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling.
-- Robert Brault

Website 4 the day:
Genderless voice:
https://www.fastcompany.com/90321378/the-worlds-first-genderless-ai-voice-is-here-listen-now

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May duct tape be with you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig

Website 4 the day:
Traffic simulation:
http://traffic-simulation.de/

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Born again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 
I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.

Website 4 the day:
Hard pressure points:
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324699.php

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Answering an argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 
If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
YouTube mashups:
https://rave.dj/

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Family fun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
How random are you?
https://www.expunctis.com/2019/03/07/Not-so-random.html

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Revealing signatures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 

A signature always reveals a man's character — and sometimes even his name.
-- Evan Esar

Website 4 the day:
Relative cost of living: 
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/

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My broken marionette

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Humor 
I am giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached.

Website 4 the day:
This startup does not exist
https://thisstartupdoesnotexist.com/

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If at first you don't succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek DS9 OPS sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDEO07viY-g

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Mexican magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
A Mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace

Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://shotcut.org/

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Pessimism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
-- Jean Rostand

Website 4 the day:
Fold clothes like Marie Kondo:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/storage-organization/how-to-fold-clothes-like-marie-kondo/

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Keeping a man guessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Search public records:
http://brbpublications.com

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Cleaning after children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.
-- Margaret Culkin Banning

Website 4 the day:
Explore math:
https://www.desmos.com/

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Double your money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Salaries at Google, Facebook, and Microsoft:
https://www.levels.fyi/SE/Google/Facebook/Microsoft

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Driving me crazy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
You can't drive me crazy because I am close enough to walk.

Website 4 the day:
Motherboard speaker music?
https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/08/feel-the-beep-this-album-is-played-entirely-on-a-pc-motherboard-speaker/

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Crossing paths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hiding places:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/smart-homeowner/the-ultimate-guide-for-secret-hiding-places-in-your-home/view-all/

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Invention of high heels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley

Website 4 the day:
Video games as medicine:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doctors-may-soon-prescribe-a-video-game-for-mental-health_n_55c9182ae4b0f1cbf1e60df9

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Astrology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Google knows where you have been:
https://www.google.com/maps/timeline

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Paper or plastic?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

Website 4 the day:
Color consciousness
https://www.eastman.org/sites/default/files/technicolor/pdfs/ColorConsultants_ColorConsciousness.pdf

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I hate nostalgia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I hate nostalgia. Hated it then and hat it now.
-- Ed Asner

Website 4 the day:
Free proxy list:
http://free-proxy.cz/en/

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Not all drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I am not opposed to all drugs. I watch TV.
-- Paul Krassner

Website 4 the day:
Becoming an organism:
http://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse

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Tranquilizers for all

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If everyone took tranquilizers, nobody would need them.
-- Edmund Orrin

Website 4 the day:
Where is Starman?
https://www.whereisroadster.com/

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Not by words alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Man does not live by words alone, even though he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson

Website 4 the day:
Fastest growing US jobs:
https://bit.ly/2RM2voJ

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Baldness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If you're bald, remember that grass doesn't grow on a busy street.
-- William Hague

Website 4 the day:
National Forest typeface:
https://nationalparktypeface.com/Download

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I'm a deck of cards!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!"
The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later." |

Website 4 the day:
Google slides to animated GIF:
https://talltweets.com/

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Nobody is Perfect.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Nobody is Perfect.
I am Nobody.

Website 4 the day:
Boxes? Hallways?
http://crossdivisions.com/

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Salt water fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because they sneeze in pepper water.

Website 4 the day:
Map of anonymous Wikipedia edits:
http://www.lkozma.net/wpv/index.html

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Not too long

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Short films:
http://sheepfilms.co.uk/category/shortfilms/

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Expiration dates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Find stigmatized properties:
https://www.housecreep.com/

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Would give my right arm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

Website 4 the day:
Shake your head to see an image:
https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/latest-viral-optical-illusion-has-you-shaking-your-head-to-see-hidden-image/

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Shopping for happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
-- Gertrude Stein

Website 4 the day:
How much of the internet is fake?
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/how-much-of-the-internet-is-fake.html

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Write a novel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Public safety streams:
https://www.broadcastify.com/

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A thirteenth floor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but publishers aren't afraid of Chapter 11?

Website 4 the day:
Cat history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsj-hDW9bS8

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Jury duty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I have never served on a jury because I am usually the accused.
-- Robert Pinske

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://www.imdb.com/freedive/

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Eating and intelligence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I won't eat any form of intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive.
-- Marty Feldman

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost photos and videos:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/PhotoRec

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Cooking tip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Cooking tip: wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
-- Nicole Hollander

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost data:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk

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Live by yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits disappear.
-- Merrill Markoe

Website 4 the day:
Find similar songs:
http://moretrackslikethis.com/

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Selling my vacuum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.

Website 4 the day:
Motivation game-style:
https://lvluplife.com/

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John Madden

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
John Madden is a man who didn't let success go to his clothes.
-- Mike Ditka

Website 4 the day:
If the moon was one pixel:
http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html

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Singer from Rhode Island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I first billed myself as a signer from Rhode Island, an act of Providence.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Memory games:
http://www.memozor.com/memory-game-online-free

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A dental plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I finally have a dental plan. I chew on the other side.
-- Janine Ditullio

Website 4 the day:
MP3 to text:
https://www.ofoct.com/audio-converter/audio-to-text.html

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Is it a missle?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
Is it still called a "missile" if it hits the target?

Website 4 the day:
Create a logo:
https://logomaker.thehoth.com/

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No girlfriend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Web app development community:
https://glitch.com/

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Ruination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
How funny are words?
https://link.springer.com/article/10.3758/s13428-017-0930-6

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So stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
A friend was so stupid that he had to change states and take on an assumed name. He was in the Witless Protection Program.

Website 4 the day:
Guesses the character you are thinking of:
https://en.akinator.com/game

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Only one regret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
MP3 tag editor:
https://www.mp3tag.de/

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Be sorry tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Network scanner:
https://angryip.org/

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Apple's new car

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.

Website 4 the day:
#1 song when you were born:
https://playback.fm/birthday-song

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Bureaucrats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Program in emojis:
https://www.emojicode.org/

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10 percent of brains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
We only use 10 percent of our brains. Think what we could do if we used the other 60 percent.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Museum of endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/

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General Failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Free PDF editor:
http://pdfedit.cz/en/index.html

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Sandwich in a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
“Sorry,” growls the bartender, “we don’t serve food here.”

Website 4 the day:
Cat, solid or liquid?
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2649/Physicist-Wins-Ig-Noble-Prize-For-Study-On-Whether-Cats-Should-Be-Classified-As-Liquids-Or-Solids

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Keep your facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Find your perfect Linux distribution:
https://librehunt.org/

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Motivational tapes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
I have a set of motivational tapes, but I never feel like watching them.
-- Daniel Liebert

Website 4 the day:
Download videos:
https://www.xvideothief.com/

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Bought a staple gun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My husband bought a staple gun. Now we have to bring food to the cat.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Free streaming movies:
https://www.kanopy.com/

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Fine line of cooking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My wife treads a fine line between cooking and arson.
-- Bill Hoest

Website 4 the day:
Is your Flash drive fake?
https://www.rmprepusb.com/tutorials/-fake-usb-flash-memory-drives

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Failed magicians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

Website 4 the day:
Free magic tricks:
https://trickshop.com/free-downloads.html

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Why a magician?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I became a magician when my sister told me she got $100 a trick.
-- Michael Finney

Website 4 the day:
$99 Linux laptop:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonevangelho/2018/11/21/pinebook-my-first-few-surprising-hours-with-a-99-linux-laptop/#298169725be2

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The noblest dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
The noblest dog is the hot dog, which feeds the hand that bites it.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
US population by state:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/9yasnn/us_population_growth_by_state_19002017_oc/

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Too much music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky

Website 4 the day:
Google products that flopped:
https://gcemetery.co/

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Psychoanalysis takes years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 

Psychoanalysis is a process that usually takes years, which is why Freudians have such lovely summer homes.
-- Cynthia Heimel

Website 4 the day:
Recover deleted files:
https://www.ccleaner.com/recuva

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17 days straight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I've been straight for seventeen days . . . but not all in a row.
-- sam Kinison

Website 4 the day:
Free graphic viewer:
https://www.irfanview.com/

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A theatrical performance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Humor 
I saw a theatrical performance of a dictionary. It was a play on words.

Website 4 the day:
Quantum gravity research:
http://www.quantumgravityresearch.org/

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Life is short

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Humor 
Life is too short to learn German.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free TV:
https://view.yahoo.com/

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Balloon exercising

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I used to lift balloons for exercise. But, I stopped because It wasn't really working out.

Website 4 the day:
Pedestrian devoured by sink hole:
https://digg.com/video/sinkhole-lanzhou-city?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email

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Fishing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
Teach a man to fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer

Website 4 the day:
Einstein's concern a decade before rise of Nazis:
https://noox.app/us/3395960

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Used to do drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Social media and depression:
https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-instagram-snapchat-social-media-well-being-2018-11

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Truth is beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
It's difficult to reconcile that concept that truth is beauty with orthodontia and nose jobs.
-- Judith Viorst

Website 4 the day:
AI for all:
https://www.acumos.org/

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A good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
-- Katherine Whitehorn

Website 4 the day:
An app to save everything:
https://collect.wetransfer.com/

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Sale at a turf farm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
I just heard that the local turf farm was having a yard sale.

Website 4 the day:
Cheat sheets:
https://www.cheatography.com/

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Object in motion or rest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
An object in motion will continue in the wrong direction. An object at rest will remain in the wrong place.
-- David Gerold

Website 4 the day:
Site for early adopters:
https://betalist.com/

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My retirement plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
My retirement plan is a slippery floor in a department store.
-- Keith McGill

Website 4 the day:
Make an app or game without programming:
https://www.buildbox.com/

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Information booth job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
I was hired for a job in an information booth with no questions asked.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Sub-$1 microcontrollers compared:
https://jaycarlson.net/microcontrollers/

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The auto body shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Humor 
The auto body shop was wreck-a-mended.

Website 4 the day:
Home for introverts:
https://www.riskology.co/blog/

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Breeding rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Humor 
Breeding rabbits was a hare-raising experience.

Website 4 the day:
Penny pictures:
http://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/BigTower.shtml

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Refuse to admit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Humor 
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
-- Nancy Astor

Website 4 the day:
Calculus from over 100 years ago:
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/33283/33283-pdf.pdf

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Middle aged

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
-- Barry Cryer

Website 4 the day:
Meet halfway:
https://www.meetways.com/

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This morning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

Website 4 the day:
Trumpet vs. hair:
http://trumpdonald.org/

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Intelligent life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
-- Bob Monkhouse

Website 4 the day:
Odd research:
https://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/

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Ultimate frustration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
-- Sam Ewing

Website 4 the day:
Stephen Hawkings' final paper:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1810.01847.pdf

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Soar in the clouds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek bridge sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnU2qn6-hz4

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Camping in nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Count sheep:
http://www.icantsleep.help/

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Fond of children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
I am fond of children - except boys.
-- Lewis Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Count the flashes:
https://digg.com/video/rabbit-illusion

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Russian Dolls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
I hate Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.

Website 4 the day:
Click to remove:
http://www.clicktoremove.com/

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Writing a book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
This guy wants your money:
http://www.ijustwantyourmoney.com/

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Internet answers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.
-- Ward Cunningham

Website 4 the day:
Recover from brain freeze:
https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/124879/file-1305051026-pdf/GENARD_METHOD_CHEAT_SHEETS/Genard_Method_Cheat_Sheet_5WaysToRecoverFromABrainFreeze_PDF.pdf

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Increased esteem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
My esteem for this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.
-- Jimmy Carter

Website 4 the day:
Data visualization:
https://serialmentor.com/dataviz/

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Never date a tennis player

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 6, 2018, In : Humor 
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

Website 4 the day:
SPAM® museum:
http://www.spam.com/museum

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Knowledge vs. underwear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Learn photography:
http://photoskop.com/

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So surprised

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
Result of a nuclear bomb:
https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/interactive/bomb-blast

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Ain't sleeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
-- Jonathan Raban

Website 4 the day:
What's it like to be dyslexic:
https://geon.github.io/programming/2016/03/03/dsxyliea

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Invention of swearing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
-- Finley Peter Dunne

Website 4 the day:
Watch a palate make sounds
https://dood.al/pinktrombone/

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Every successful man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-- Maryon Pearson

Website 4 the day:
Behind the news:
http://time.com/photography/lightbox/

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Neighbor's chickens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
My neighbor's chickens were eating my garden, so I put up a fence. Now it is impeccable.

Website 4 the day:
If you are bored:
https://www.boredbutton.com/

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They laughed at Joan of Arc

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it anyway.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free wallpaper:
https://interfacelift.com/

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Meek inheritance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.
-- Jackie Vernon

Website 4 the day:
Make things:
https://www.tinkercad.com/#/

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Only flair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
-- Pauline Kael

Website 4 the day:
Chart of Electromagnetic Radiations:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/llnl/9403051123/sizes/l/

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Sued the airline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2018, In : Humor 
When I sued the airline for my missing luggage, the verdict was that I lost my case.

Website 4 the day:
USA in numbers:
https://usafacts.org/

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Major problem mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2018, In : Humor 
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning with Python:
https://towardsdatascience.com/a-complete-machine-learning-walk-through-in-python-part-one-c62152f39420

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A dirty bird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My parrot was dirty, so I bought a feather duster.

Website 4 the day:
Lightning map: 
http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=30

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Went for a massage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
I went for a massage because I wanted to be kneaded.

Website 4 the day:
Accomplishments by your age:
http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html

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Photographing Shirley Temple

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

Website 4 the day:
Better CLI commands:
https://remysharp.com/2018/08/23/cli-improved

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Violin vs. viola

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
Make slogan great again:
http://beat2020.com/

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Of doors and dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Online TV:
http://xumo.tv

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Missing eggs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
The chicken couldn't find her eggs. She must have mislaid them.

Website 4 the day:
Conference call simulator:
http://conferencecall.biz/

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Full of it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier

Website 4 the day:
Who loves you more?
https://melmagazine.com/ranking-every-kind-of-pet-by-how-capable-it-is-of-loving-you-72d38f87e20f 

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Nobody listens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
I said don't call me!
http://isaiddontcall.me/

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Awake in case of emergency

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Library e-books and audiobooks:
https://meet.libbyapp.com/

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Comes a time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
-- Casey Stengel

Website 4 the day:
Text to image:
http://t2i.cvalenzuelab.com/

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Walking on water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Python introduction:
https://medium.freecodecamp.org/learning-python-from-zero-to-hero-120ea540b567

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Dog from a hat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
I saw a magician pull a full-sized dog out of a large hat. It was a Labracadabrador.

Website 4 the day:
Worst search result:
http://feelingunlucky.today/

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Dinner music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Your animal weight:
http://myanimalweight.com/

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A good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Listen to the moon trip:
https://www.newsweek.com/inside-apollo-11-you-can-now-listen-buzz-aldrin-and-neil-armstrongs-1043435

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Back on your feet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Humor 
The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.

Website 4 the day:
The customer is not always right:
https://notalwaysright.com/

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Rides from strange men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Humor 
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
-- Robin Morgan

Website 4 the day:
How fast is your internet download?
https://fast.com/

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Paying taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried — but they wanted cash.

Website 4 the day:
Tour the stars:
http://stars.chromeexperiments.com/

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Dog adoption

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn’t my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Quantum computers, explained:
https://www.explainingcomputers.com/quantum.html

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The 2nd oldest profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Curated coding videos:
https://www.codingvideoz.com/

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My dream job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
1 second on the internet:
https://tecsynt.com/image/iot-white-paper-one-second.jpg

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Chicken crossing the road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!
-- Gordon Ramsay

Website 4 the day:
Time wasting website:
https://clickclickclick.click

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It's useless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:
Classic TV shows are sped up:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/04/tv_shows_sped_up_to_make_room_for_ads_can_you_tell_the_difference_a_quiz.html

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Emotional wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. The cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the day:
Sacred texts:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm

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What giraffes don't smell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Create your own web page:
https://about.me/

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Catching my eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella.
-- Gary Delaney

Website 4 the day:
Reddit University:
http://ureddit.com/

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Who is weaker?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.
-- Stuart Turner

Website 4 the day:
Track a package:
http://www.boxoh.com/

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The biggest critics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them 
-- Jackie Collins 

Website 4 the day:
Living wage calculator: 
http://livingwage.mit.edu/

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A new store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Humor 
I am going to start a new store that only sells Cheerios, bagels, and donuts. It will be called "Hole Foods."

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek DS9 Quark's bar sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyi-5BWRWdM

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Terrible things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Humor 
I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free stock videos:
http://makerbook.net/video/

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Life v. art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Humor 
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.typeform.com/blog/ask-awesomely/free-pics/

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Not going to the nude beach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Humor 
My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me. She's just being clothes-minded.

Website 4 the day:
Paint on a speaker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lm75v4Ndlg

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If we can't fix it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Humor 
If we can't fix it, it ain't broken.
-- Walt Weir

Website 4 the day:
Programming books:
https://github.com/tpn/pdfs

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Fall of the Roman Empire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Humor 
One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.''
-- Robert Firth

Website 4 the day:
Open source GUI prototyping:
http://pencil.evolus.vn/Default.html

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Letter friendly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know why.

Website 4 the day:
Log into sites that need a user/password:
http://login2.me/

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Cute sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Relax with soothing kitten images: 
http://www.eyebleach.me/

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Nothing but respect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Conspiracy theory list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories

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Weather forecast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Worm follows mouse:
http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

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I want to win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I want to win a huge lottery payoff, just like my dad. He never won, but he wanted to.

Website 4 the day:
Free videos:
http://videos.pexels.com

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Flowers for no reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Humor 
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
-- Molly McGee

Website 4 the day:
Low power Linux:
http://www.bodhilinux.com/

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Life's problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Humor 
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
HTML e-mail for Gmail:
https://htmlmail.pro/

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Health club position

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I applied for a position in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Website 4 the day:
Innovators and entrepreneurs:
http://www.npr.org/podcasts/510313/how-i-built-this

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Terrified by women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is “Notice anything different?
-- Mike Vanatta

Website 4 the day:
Computational cognitive neuroscience:
https://grey.colorado.edu/mediawiki/sites/CompCogNeuro/images/0/0e/ccnbook_08_2016.pdf

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Getting a child's attention

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
-- Lane Olinghouse

Website 4 the day:
Rewriter tools:
https://www.rewritertools.com/

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Coffee or tea?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Details on any web site:
http://builtwith.com

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Facebook name

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits."

Website 4 the day:
Web programming playground:
https://webmakerapp.com

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Watching my drinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Make a comic:
https://www.pixton.com/

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Addicted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generate spreadsheet mock data:
https://mockaroo.com/

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No talent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Goldbach Conjecture calculator:
http://wims.unice.fr/wims/wims.cgi?module=tool/number/goldbach.en

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Chapstick v. Glue Stick

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My girlfriend asked me to pass her the Chapstick and I accidentally passed her the Glue Stick! She hasn't said a word to me since.

Website 4 the day:
Hi-def NYC flyover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3uF3990Q0

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Everybody lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
-- Nick Diamos

Website 4 the day:
VPN comparison:
https://thatoneprivacysite.net/vpn-comparison-chart/

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Indonesian drivers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Once you see the drivers in Indonesia, you understand why religion plays such a big part in their lives.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Digital literacy terms:
https://www.tolerance.org/magazine/fall-2017/speaking-of-digital-literacy

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Going to an opera

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Going to an opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment.
-- Hannah More

Website 4 the day:
Thinking in systems:
http://ncase.me/loopy/

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An oboe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
An oboe is an ill wind that nobody blows good.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Software project management (free for a three-member team):
https://clubhouse.io/

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High heating bill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My landlord wanted to make an appointment to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open".

Website 4 the day:
Audio-only television:
http://blindy.tv/

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Love my friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I love my friends. Without them, I'd be the most screwed-up person I know.
-- Margo Black

Website 4 the day:
Remove website malware:
https://hackercombat.com/fix-malware-from-your-website-free/

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Driving too fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I drive much too fast to worry about cholesterol.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Check files or websites for viruses:
https://www.virustotal.com/#/home/upload

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Ignorance is bliss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
-- Philip Howard

Website 4 the day:
AI Algorithms:
http://wps.aw.com/wps/media/objects/5771/5909832/PDF/Luger_0136070477_1.pdf


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Shoveling snow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.

Website 4 the day:
Why we like junk food:
http://jamesclear.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/why-humans-like-junk-food-steven-witherly.pdf

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Dissatisfied with life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Humor 
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Mount. St. Helens missing photos:
https://www.whas11.com/mobile/article/news/local/mount-st-helens-eruption-never-before-published-photos/417-550397455

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Blonde jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 1, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Remove USB write protection:
https://windows101tricks.com/how-to-remove-write-protection-from-usb

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Great reflexes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
With great reflexes comes great response ability.

Website 4 the day:
Laws of spacecraft design:
https://spacecraft.ssl.umd.edu/akins_laws.html

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Making exercise fun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?“
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Free 3D CAD:
https://www.onshape.com/

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Avoid temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
Chrome browser's malware detector:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/tips/web-browsers/using-chrome-settings-cleanup-to-scan-for-unwanted-software-using-chrome/

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Laziness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
Audio books:

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Congressmen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Classic DOS games:
https://classicreload.com/

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Girl named Ilene

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
A girl called herself Ilene because one leg was shorter than the other. 

Website 4 the day:
A hub for inspiration: 
https://www.ideaspies.com/

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All men are equal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
One man is a good as another until he has written a book.
-- Benjamin Jowett

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://imcreator.com/free

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Five and dime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Artificial Intelligence:
http://myweb.sabanciuniv.edu/rdehkharghani/files/2016/02/Prentice-Hall-Series-in-Artificial-Intelligence-Stuart-Russell-Peter-Norvig-Artificial-Intelligence_-A-Modern-Approach-Prentice-Hall-2010.pdf

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Positively bald

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
-- Don Herold

Website 4 the day:
Firefox tips:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/tips-tricks-firefox

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Bought batteries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain course:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOVAbKKSH10

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A red tomato

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
The tomato was red because it saw the salad dressing.

Website 4 the day:
Zoom quilt:
http://zoomquilt2.com/

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Naive kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Monitor Windows connections:
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/cports.html

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Seeking a blessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
Make a podcast:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spreaker.android.studio

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The opening before

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Research content:
http://buzzsumo.com/

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Moses was first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
Moses was the first person to bring data down from the cloud.

Website 4 the day:
Arbitrary online calculator:
https://apfloat.appspot.com/

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Don't trust children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Learn GIT:
http://gitimmersion.com

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Noisy brakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Automatically get credit card benefits:
https://www.siftwallet.com/

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A rich man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Privacy-focused Linux:
http://pureos.net

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Laugh at yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Experimental security feature of Chrome:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-chrome-strict-site-isolation/

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Library birthday party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Humor 
As a bibliophile, I wanted to reserve the library for my birthday party, but it was all booked up.

Website 4 the day:
Free sound effects:
https://www.soundjay.com/

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Avoid typos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
If you don't avoid typos, the errorists win.

Website 4 the day:
Interesting images from Google Street View:
http://9-eyes.com/

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A book for a desert island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Will robots take my job?
https://www.replacedbyrobot.info/

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Importance of a dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
-- Nora Ephron

Website 4 the day:
Decode encoded URLs:
https://www.urlencoder.org/

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Rice is great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Torrent websites:
http://www.alltorrentsites.com/

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Life gives you lemons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-- Cathy Guisewite

Website 4 the day:
The American Museum of the House Cat:
http://tiny.cc/housecat

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Marriage is grand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Marriage is Grand. Divorce is 100 Grand.

Website 4 the day:
Vulgar words of the past:
http://publicdomainreview.org/collections/a-classical-dictionary-of-the-vulgar-tongue-1788/

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My family tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Public domain images:
http://publicdomainarchive.com/

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Gambling definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Better media player:
https://mpc-hc.org/

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The art of procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Block ads by DNS:
https://adguard.com/en/adguard-dns/overview.html

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If at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
-- William Lyon Phelps

Website 4 the day:
Title generator: 
https://www.portent.com/tools/title-maker

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No sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I won't sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.

Website 4 the day:
Do you have a twin:
http://www.twinstrangers.com/

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Not by bread alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
-- James A. Garfield

Website 4 the day:
Improved dart board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTizZ_XcUM

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Why "rush hour"?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Share text across the same network:
http://copy-paste.online

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There is no "I"

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
There's no "I" in denial.
-- Peter Serafinowicz 

Website 4 the day:
Learn Perl in 2.5 hours:
http://qntm.org/perl

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Odorless air fresheners

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018, In : Humor 
I didn't buy the odorless air fresheners. They made no scents.

Website 4 the day:
Baby map:
http://neal.fun/baby-map/

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Two birds on a perch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”

Website 4 the day:
Airbnb horror stories:
https://www.asherfergusson.com/airbnb/

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Talking on cellphones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.
-- Devon Sampson

Website 4 the day:
Group locations:
https://karavanapp.org/

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No cactus expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
-- Mark A. Cooper

Website 4 the day:
Adventures of Dr. Eval:
https://alexnisnevich.github.io/untrusted/

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How is this possible?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
How is it possible to have a civil war?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Run a fictitious old Windows version:
https://www.windows93.net/

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Started with nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 25, 2018, In : Humor 
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
-- Seasick Steve

Website 4 the day:
Make your own comic strip:
http://stripcreator.com

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Gym refusal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My boyfriend refused to go to the gym with me. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

Website 4 the day:
The Roominator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CleTKq093sI

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The birds and bees

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Humor 
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Transition to 100% renewable energy:
http://thesolutionsproject.org/

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Talking to yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Humor 
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Asteroid database:
http://www.asterank.com/

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Belt of watches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I once made a belt out of a lot of watches. It turned out to be a waist of time.

Website 4 the day:
Street views of Disneyland parks:
https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/6/17084348/google-maps-disneyland

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Two wrongs don't make a right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. 
-- Thomas Szasz

Website 4 the day:
Generate a fake name:
http://scrapgenerator.com/name/

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When you're in jail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Humor 
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
How much is your domain name worth?
https://www.godaddy.com/domain-value-appraisal

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Hide and seek

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018, In : Humor 
Leopards don't play hide and seek because they are always spotted.

Website 4 the day:
Where is Starman?
http://www.whereisroadster.com/index.html

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Whiskey diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Website 4 the day:
Planetarium for your PC:
http://stellarium.org/en_GB/

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Not everyone an engineer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
We don't want everyone to be an engineer. The fashion crisis alone would be troubling.
-- Bill Nye

Website 4 the day:
Website security tester:
https://portswigger.net/

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Mime gang

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I was beaten up by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

Website 4 the day:
Anatomy:
http://teachmeanatomy.info/

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A rare thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
Truth is such a rare thing it is delightful to tell it.
-- Emily Dickinson

Website 4 the day:
What is trending on Google:
https://trends.google.com/trends/

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Flying south for the winter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
Birds fly south for the winter because it is too far to walk.

Website 4 the day:
Find a site's backlinks:
http://www.backlinkwatch.com/

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The truth will set you free

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
-- Joe Klaas

Website 4 the day:
Online tone generator:
http://onlinetonegenerator.com/

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Cole's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018, In : Humor 
Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.

Website 4 the day:
Lego Antikythera Mechanism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPVCJjTNgk

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A blind date

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.

Website 4 the day:
Mark Twain's patented game:
http://timeonline.uoregon.edu/twain/index.php

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Restaurant at Sea World

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
Sea World has a seafood restaurant. What do they server, slow learners?
-- Lynda Montgomery

Website 4 the day:
Birds'-eye view of New York City:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/drone-photos-of-new-york-city.html

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Fettuccine Alfredo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
Fettuccine Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Make your own cryptocurrency:
https://coinlaunch.market/coincreator

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A in philosophy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
I got an A in philosophy because I proved that my professor didn't exist.
-- Judy Tenuta

Website 4 the day:
Cookbook programming examples:
http://pleac.sourceforge.net/

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Marriages made in Heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous web surfing:
http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html

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Police toilets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
Someone stole all the toilets in the police station and the officers have nothing to go on.

Website 4 the day:
Equation solver:
https://www.symbolab.com/solver

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Not an island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
No man is an island, so don't tie your boat to a guy.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Free online PDF tools:
https://www.cleverpdf.com/

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When all else fails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
When all else fails, there is always self-delusion
-- Conan O'Brien

Website 4 the day:
Chat with a stranger:
http://Strangermeetup.Com

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Sense of superiority

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
What a sense of superiority it gives one not to read a book that everybody else is reading.
-- Alice James

Website 4 the day:
Listen/vent to a stranger:
http://blahtherapy.com/chat-hub/

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Who you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
It's not who you know. It's whom.
-- Reverend Peter Gomes

Website 4 the day:
Morse Code visual guide:
https://imgur.com/gallery/P9SoUiM

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Eating snails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.

Website 4 the day:
Every meeting ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7agjXFFQJU

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Predatory criminals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who lacks the capital to form a corporation.
-- Howard Scott

Website 4 the day:
How to package bubble wrap:
http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2017/11/21/5271212558922528731/640x360_MP4_5271212558922528731.mp4

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Back to the land

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm not the type who wants to go back to the land. I'me the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Conference call "on hold" music:
https://soundcloud.com/alexcornell/im-on-hold-by-alex-cornell

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Sent a telegram

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
I once sent a dozen friends a telegram saying "Flee at once - All is discovered." They all left town immediately.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The Magnus Effect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSrvzNW9FE

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Two diets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
I had to go on two diets at once because one wasn't giving me enough food.
-- Barry Marter

Website 4 the day:
Underground cities:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUFtgcUlzY 

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A lifetime guarantee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend's TV came with a lifetime guarantee. When the TV broke, they killed him.

Website 4 the day:
Marriage tweets:
https://imgur.com/gallery/Vv7RH

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Time is an illusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-- Douglas adams

Website 4 the day:
Well timed photos:
http://www.kickvick.com/perfectly-timed-photos

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List of the richest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Sync / backup drives:
https://www.2brightsparks.com/download-syncbackfree.html

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Got rich through hard work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Washington DC Landmarks:
https://digg.com/video/washington-dc-hyperlapse

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Fell into upholstery machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
My uncle fell into an upholstery machine. He's fully recovered now.

Website 4 the day:
Electro-Boom:
https://www.youtube.com/user/msadaghd

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All the money I need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Build a custom Linux:
http://www.instalinux.com/

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Better marriages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Free online classes:
https://outschool.com/

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Eating animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
-- Tom Snyder

Website 4 the day:
Planetary motions and Homer Simpson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVuU2YCwHjw

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Help you move

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
-- Jim Hayes

Website 4 the day:
What countries are best at:
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/international-number-ones-statistics-world-map-2016-original.jpg

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A cheap taser

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
When I bought a cheap taser on the internet and it turned out to be broken, no one was shocked.

Website 4 the day:
Walk on Mars:
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/in-other-news/231017/google-now-lets-you-take-a-walk-on-mars-from-your-smartphone.html

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Retirement problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
-- Abe Lemons

Website 4 the day:
Pet handouts:
http://www.ddfl.org/resources-publications/pet-behavior-handouts/

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Funny as a child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
JFK assassination collection:
https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/background

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Power corrupts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne Jones

Website 4 the day:
Framework to scrape websites:
https://scrapy.org/

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A wonderful thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
-- Franklin Jones

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://tubitv.com/

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Fish and vistors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
-- Ben Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Build a better mousetrap: 
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQv9MGcwQg4vvbdVw61mx-XMyhsq9EgmR

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Drug dealer shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Website 4 the day:
Make music:
https://lmms.io/

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Cloning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Wiki entries near you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Nearby

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Don't eat health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Online HTML editor:
https://html-online.com/editor/

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Housekeeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Website 4 the day:
Universal document converter:
https://pandoc.org/

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Avoiding temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
What is contemporary art?
https://www.google.com/culturalinstitute/beta/u/0/project/contemporary-art

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Trash collector work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
When I started work as a trash collector, there was no training. I just picked it up as I went along.

Website 4 the day:
Weight of the internet:
http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/6/608946_v1.jpg

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Love interests

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Make an avatar:
http://www.theavatarmaker.com/

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Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Create bibliographies:
http://www.bibme.org/

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What's the correct age?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Free mind-mapping:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/freeplane/

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Cross country skiing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Excel art:
http://digg.com/video/excel-artist

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Buying stock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
-- Claude Pepper

Website 4 the day:
Free video calls:
https://imo.im/

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Life needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 3, 2017, In : Humor 
My life needs editing.
 -- Mort Sahl

Website 4 the day:
Meme generator:
https://memegenerator.net/

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Bicycling behind a bus

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
After bicycling behind a bus, I became exhausted.

Website 4 the day:
Comedy wildlife photos:
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/2017_finalists.php

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Checkers vs. chess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Checkers is safer to play than chess because in checkers you can't fall asleep and get a king stuck in your eye.
-- Jim Loy

Website 4 the day:
Useful Latin?
http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/handy-latin.html

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School I attended

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Check your website's links:
https://wummel.github.io/linkchecker/

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Christmastime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted landing page designs:
https://firedrop.ai/

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A trapped boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!

Website 4 the day:
Classic Science Fiction:
http://www.voidspace.org.uk/library/classic_scifi.shtml

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Come on over

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Create a wireframe:
http://quirktools.com/wires/

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A long time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
DefCon tools:
https://www.defcon.org/html/links/dc-tools.html

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Reversible jackets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

Website 4 the day:
Where did that word come from?
http://www.etymonline.com/

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Getting on a plane

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, ‘Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.’ She said, ‘We can’t do that!’ I told her, ‘You did it last week!’”
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Cryptographic proof of a file's existence:
https://proofofexistence.com/

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Get back my youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Life Saver lightning:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tW8q_JfmcbU

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Back covered in lard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

Website 4 the day:
Black on the Air:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/LarryWilmoreBlackOnTheAir

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Illegal immigrants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country, but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
100+ HTML templates:
https://themefisher.com/best-free-html5-templates/

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A drinking problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name… and you’ve never been to that bar before.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Securely share files:
https://onionshare.org/

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Personal recycling:
https://preciousplastic.com/en/videos/intro.html

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Useless eBay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Website 4 the day:
Does it fart?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19gMMn4Wmw3BNLWMojEy7kgrjnjVB2JlMSwd1s-nYyUc/edit#gid=0

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Everyone hates me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn’t met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Android apps on PCs:
https://www.bignox.com/

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Dipolmacy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
AI blog:
https://dzone.com/artificial-intelligence-tutorials-tools-news

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Beautiful words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
The four most beautiful words in our common language? I told you so.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Google Now commands:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/secret-google-now-commands/

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Little gowns

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.

Website 4 the day:
Cat kaleidoscope:
http://catleidoscope.sergethew.com/

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Death and taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Washington Post's Trump archive:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-revealed-book-reporting-archive/

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A sleepwalking nun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.

Website 4 the day:
E-mail in real life: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTgYHHKs0Zw

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Parked hospital bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Jumping into a field of mouse traps:
https://www.cnet.com/news/1000-mousetraps-dive-trampoline-slow-mo-guys-you-tube/

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A valued customer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
-- Sophie Kinsella

Website 4 the day:
Compelling first lines:
http://landofmaps.com/2016/06/16/the-first-lines-of-some-of-the-most-iconic-books-ever-written

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Enduring adversity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man’s, I mean.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The economy:
http://www.core-econ.org/the-economy/book/text/0-3-contents.html

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Hated driving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
Heisenberg hated driving because every time he looked at the speedometer, he'd get lost.

Website 4 the day:
Can you spot the fakes:
https://warwickpsych.eu.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_a34DwCbDSlcGgiF&Q_JFE=0

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One day at a time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
When people go through something rough in life, they say, “I’m taking it one day at a time.” Yes, so is everybody. Because that’s how time works.
-- Hannibal Buress

Website 4 the day:
Your webpage on different browsers:
http://browsershots.org/

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Against picketing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Repeat a Youtube video:
https://listenonrepeat.com/

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The smell of books

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
-- Bridger Winegar

Website 4 the day:
Rare aircraft films:
https://www.youtube.com/user/DrydenTV/playlists

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Perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
-- Stanley Randall

Website 4 the day:
Web based circuit simulator:
http://www.falstad.com/circuit/circuitjs.html

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The other side

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Humor 
To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Website 4 the day:
Odd weather reports:
https://www.weatherfrom.com

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Word to the wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Humor 
A word to the wise is infuriating.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Types of civilizations:
https://futurism.com/images/kardashev-scale-the-kinds-of-alien-civilizations-in-our-universe/

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Organized political party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Humor 
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Lithium ion batteries dangerous when punctured:
https://digg.com/2017/hydraulic-press-battery-pack

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A Wonderful Organ

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 26, 2017, In : Humor 
The brain is a wonderful organ, it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
3D from your smartphone camera:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_photogrammetry_software

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I had potential

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Humor 
My physics professor said I had potential. Then he pushed me off a building.

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to the future:
http://www.futuretimeline.net/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Humor 
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
-- David Lee Roth

Website 4 the day:
The only knot you need:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfpzRE9sgRY

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List of things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Humor 
Everyone should write a list of things they ought to do before they die ... their oughtobiography.

Website 4 the day:
Museum of unworkable devices:
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/museum/unwork.htm

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Another word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
What's another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Most expensive Google Adwords:
https://www.inc.com/larry-kim/these-are-the-10-most-expensive-google-keywords.html

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Long walks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Recognizing pictured dishes:
http://www.vision.ee.ethz.ch/datasets_extra/food-101/

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Diet's 2nd day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it.
-- Jackie Gleason

Website 4 the day:
Robot lights:
www.treehugger.com/sustainable-product-design/reactive-solar-powered-lights-species-illumination-bob-de-graaf.html

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Smoking an e-cigarette

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.

Website 4 the day:
Domino row building machine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-wU9NgsV4

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Divorce

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

Website 4 the day:
Rock music:
https://vimeo.com/208067675

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A balanced diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
My idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Website 4 the day:
Turbo encapulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag

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New cliches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
What we need are new cliches.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Unfold a building:
https://vimeo.com/193884074

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Tax code

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
The tax code is ten times bigger than the Bible without the good news.
-- Dave Camp

Website 4 the day:
Moon landing video:
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-beautiful-short-film-recreates-the-moon-landing-us-1795928746

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Helpful earthquakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
Earthquakes are helpful if you are bowling.
-- Henry Cho

Website 4 the day:
Make your own GIFs: 
http://www.popsci.com/gifs-made-easy

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Committee meetings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
Overexposure to committee meetings can lead to a staff infection.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe

Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/

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Vegetarian

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
-- Andy Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Founding Fathers and religion:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-schweitzer/founding-fathers-we-are-n_b_6761840.html

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16th birthday surprise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
On my sixteenth birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed.
-- Tom Cotter

Website 4 the day:
USPS dropbox and mailbox locator:
http://www.payphone-project.com/usps-mailboxes/index.html

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U.S. Taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States, but I would be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey

Website 4 the day:
Build a Chrome extension:
https://www.codebite.pk/wp-content/cache/all/create-chrome-extension/index.html

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A revolving door

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
I knew a couple who met in a revolving door. I think they're still going round together.

Website 4 the day:
Amazon's warehouse robots:
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/how-the-amazon-warehouse-works

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Ben Hur, the cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
We have a cat named Ben Hur. We called it Ben until it had kittens.
-- Sally Poplin

Website 4 the day:
15 useful Windows command line commands:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/15-cmd-commands-every-windows-user-know/

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TV for sale

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 13, 2017, In : Humor 
I saw an advert that read: "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.

Website 4 the day:
LEGO breakfast:
http://digg.com/video/lego-stop-motion-breakfast

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Original theory of relativity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Einstein's original theory of relativity is that time slows down when you are with relatives.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Oldest multicolor book:
https://cudl.lib.cam.ac.uk/view/PR-FH-00910-00083-00098/1

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Opportunity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/

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Billiards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Live virtually forever:
http://eterni.me/

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Refused to eat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Easy woodworking plans:
http://build-basic.com/

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Watch for children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
I saw a sign that said: "Watch for children" and thought is sounded like a fair trade.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576

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Ban pit pull breeding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Britain plans to ban the breeding of pit bulls. It's hard enough to put a muzzle on a pit bull; lots of luck with those condoms.
-- Jay Leno.

Website 4 the day:
Robot room:
https://www.orisystems.com/

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A man's heart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
The way to a man's heart is through is aorta.
-- Jerome Manheim, MD

Website 4 the day:
Free handwriting fonts:
http://www.creativebloq.com/features/8-free-handwriting-fonts-for-2017

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An attractive spouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
-- Albert Brooks

Website 4 the day:
No more ransomware:
https://www.nomoreransom.org/

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Good friend of letters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.

Website 4 the day:
Homemade waterjet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg__B6Ca3jc

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Blind dates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
-- Wendy Liebman

Website 4 the day:
Tie one (or more) on:
https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm

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Musical talent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
My musical talent s less God-given than taketh away.
-- Steve Rubenstein

Website 4 the day:
Old software versions:
http://www.oldversion.com/

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Lady of Spain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Accordions don't play "Lady of Spain," people do.
-- Herb Caen

Website 4 the day:
Age estimate from photos:
https://how-old.net/

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Flowers and age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
At my age, flowers scare me.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Search for animated GIFs:
https://gfycat.com

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Ground beef

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Ground beef: a cow with no legs.

Website 4 the day:
Fake news?
http://factitious.augamestudio.com/#/

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Two doors for chickens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A chicken coop only has two doors because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Website 4 the day:
Create your purr:
https://purrli.com/

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Miserly relatives

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Misers make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner

Website 4 the day:
Short by District 9's director:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs

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They laughed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
-- Steve Altman

Website 4 the day:
Watch blocked Youtube videos:
https://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php

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Fashion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Website 4 the day:
Spy Museum online:
https://www.spymuseum.org/about/virtual-tour/

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Wormlike creatures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
-- Will Cuppy

Website 4 the day:
Oriental Institute Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/

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Prison van collision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A concrete truck has collided with a prison van. Motorists should watch for hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett

Website 4 the day:
National Women's History Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/

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Insects take over the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
When insects take over the world, I hope they remember how we used to take them along on picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Le Louvre online:
http://www.louvre.fr/en/visites-en-ligne#tabs

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Left to her cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend of mine left $15,000 to her cat. Today that cat is broke.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576

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Hard work deaths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017, In : Humor 
Hard work never killed anybody who supervised it.
-- Harry C. Bauer

Website 4 the day:
Free recycling:
https://www.freecycle.org

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Morse code knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017, In : Humor 
If you know Morse code, tap dancers drive you crazy.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Compare book prices:
http://www.directtextbook.com

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Two people types

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 2, 2017, In : Humor 
There are two types of people: those who need closure

Website 4 the day:
Typewriter simulator:
http://uniqcode.com/typewriter/

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If the shoe fits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 29, 2017, In : Humor 
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive
-- Adrienne Gusoff

Website 4 the day:
Our nation in numbers:
http://usafacts.org/

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Not getting married again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2017, In : Humor 
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
-- Rod Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Music on disk drives:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox3EohATwGg

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Salt water fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 25, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Website 4 the day:
Japanese Rube Goldberg machine and story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDnp3dWlXk

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Never boils

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 22, 2017, In : Humor 
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
-- Lesley Wake

Website 4 the day:
Ad-free surfing:
http://www.slimjet.com/

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Hair highlights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 22, 2017, In : Humor 
I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Compelling first lines:
http://landofmaps.com/2016/06/16/the-first-lines-of-some-of-the-most-iconic-books-ever-written

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A filing cabinet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 21, 2017, In : Humor 
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Japanese Rube Goldberg machine and story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDnp3dWlXk

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Fish in salt water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 19, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Website 4 the day:
Original Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy animated:
https://digg.com/video/animated-hitchhikers-guide-galaxy

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Advantage of the telephone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Sketch to cat "photo":
https://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html

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My own little world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 16, 2017, In : Humor 
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle

Website 4 the day:
Couch surfing:
https://www.couchsurfing.com/

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Hard to laugh at yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Sketch to portrait:
http://fotogenerator.npocloud.nl/

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Red sky at night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.
-- Tom Parry

Website 4 the day:
Wolves in Yellowstone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysa5OBhXz-Q

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Artist arrested

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 11, 2017, In : Humor 
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

Website 4 the day:
Stalin's Soviet Union:
https://www.rferl.org/a/the-manhoff-archive/28359558.html

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No prom for a ghost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
The ghost didn't go to prom because he had no body to dance with.

Website 4 the day:
Making a chicken sandwich:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URvWSsAgtJE

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Like this book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
For the sort of people who like this book, it is the sort of book those people will like.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Trump news:
https://presterity.org/

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All of a person's veins and arteries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
If you removed all of a person's veins and arteries and laid them end to end, then that person will die.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
How to climb a rope:
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2017/01/13/3-ways-climb-rope/

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Girlfriend's instruction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.

Website 4 the day:
Youtube tricks:
http://jnanweb.com/2016/02/29/youtube-tricks

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Eat a live frog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Eat a live frog every morning, and nothing worse will happen to yu the rest of the day.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Best way to tie your shoe laces:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-11-12/how-to-tie-your-shoes-and-lace-your-shoes-the-best-way

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Clown attack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If attacked by a clown mob, go for the juggler.

Website 4 the day:
A truly random website:
https://www.random.org/

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Seeing people you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
The only problem with seeing people you know is that they know you.
-- Brent Runyon

Website 4 the day:
Open source game library:
http://flixel.org/

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Stepladders

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
I have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.

Website 4 the day:
Doodle:
http://kleki.com/

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Photon without luggage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
A photon never carries luggage because it is traveling light.

Website 4 the day:
Slinky seismometer:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=seismometer-2

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Solipsisticly speaking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

Website 4 the day:
Cardboard card sorter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ILHtAPY29I

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Filling a mall

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
To fill a mall with shoppers takes a whole lot of cars.

Website 4 the day:
Alter faces:
http://www.theverge.com/2017/2/15/14621902/face-altering-app-faceapp-neural-network-android

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Dominate a dinner-table

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Met Museum releases 375,000 images:
https://www.cnet.com/news/met-museum-free-images-creative-commons/

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Always in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Share a screenshot:
http://jetscreenshot.com/

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What do we want?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
What do we want: A time machine.
When do we want it? Doesn't matter.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Share mouse and keyboard across four WIndows 10 PCs:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=35460

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Accused of plagiarism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.

Website 4 the day:
Learn to design DNA:
http://synthhttp://syntheticbiology1.com/ticbiology1.com/

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Like a sewer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 22, 2017, In : Humor 
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Inside an internal combustion cylinder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdW1t8r8qYc

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Most beautiful words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Quote investigator:
http://quoteinvestigator.com/

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Pass on advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Communicate privately:
https://www.wickr.com/personal

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The difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? A bag of beer nuts cost $2 but deer nuts are under a buck.

Website 4 the day:
Japanese museum of rock faces:
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/11/the-japanese-museum-of-rocks-that-look-like-faces/

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Couples at the gym

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
Some couples don't go to the gym because not all relationships work out.

Website 4 the day:
Garage inventor:
http://www.colinfurze.com/

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Behind failures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
SXSW music archive:
http://www.sxswtorrent.com/

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20%

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
One fifth of people are two tense.

Website 4 the day:
Candy sorting machine:
https://willemm.nl/mm-skittles-sorting-machine/

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Chicken coop's doors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Humor 
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Website 4 the day:
Create your own executive order:
https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-executive-order-generator-online/

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Looking back

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Humor 
Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned into a pillar of salt.
My mom looked back once while she was driving, She turned into a telephone pole!

Website 4 the day:
Pictures defy logic:
http://www.albasun.com/2015/02/18-images-that-contradict-to-any-logic.html

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The gift of procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.
-- Joan Konner

Website 4 the day:
Chainsaw art:
http://www.wickedreport.com/awesome-wooden-art

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An expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Improve your productivity
http://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/first-90-days-90-ways-to-boost-your-productivity.html

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Two kinds of people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
There are two kinds of people. You're not one of them.
-- Bruce Erik Kaplan

Website 4 the day:
Distorted button effects:
http://tympanus.net/Development/DistortedButtonEffects

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The book-writing profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
-- John Steinbeck

Website 4 the day:
Bash by examples:
http://www.linuxintro.org/wiki/BaBE

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Similar sheep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.

Website 4 the day:
Maze algorithms
http://www.jamisbuck.org/mazes

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A national pastime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Not reading poetry amounts to a national pastime in America.
Phyllis McGinley

Website 4 the day:
Private web searching:
http://startpage.com/do/mypage.pl

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Not getting what we pay for

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Thank heavens we don't get all the government we pay for.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
The purpose of life is to live forever:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1506.05869v2.pdf

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Quit looking for work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they get a job.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Build a Van de Graaff generator:
http://rimstar.org/equip/build_make_van_de_graaff.htm

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Consider jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I'll consider jogging if I ever see a jogger smiling.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Regular expressions cheat sheet:
http://www.cheatography.com/davechild/cheat-sheets/regular-expressions

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There was no Ritalin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
When I was in school, there was no Ritalin for attention deficit disorder, just a big nun with a ruler.
-- Maureen Dowd

Website 4 the day:
free resume templates:
http://blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/articles/20-free-editable-cvresume-templates-for-ps-ai

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Optimistic devil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
-- Karl Kraus

Website 4 the day:
Earth alerts:
http://earthalerts.manyjourneys.com/web

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Can't be an athlete

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

Website 4 the day:
Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M

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Never seen headline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Here's a headline you never see: “Psychic Wins Lottery.”
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
Graph book occurrences over time:
https://books.google.com/ngrams/

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Computers and tattoos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Computers are everywhere. Now tattoo parlors have to spell check.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
US immigration history:
metrocosm.com/us-immigration-history-map.html

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Ex-heavy gambler

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I used to be a heavy gambler, now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
-- Steve Allen

Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans

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Staying longer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
-- William Dean Howells

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article

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New York City for my health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only placed where my fears where justified.
-- Anita Weiss

Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/

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Americans like travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Americans have always liked travel, that being how we got here in the first place.
-- Otto Friedrich

Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of fictional elements:
https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/images/fictional_minerals.jpg

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An archaeologist's life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend is an archaeologist. His life is in ruins.

Website 4 the day:
Bioengineered pet spoof:
http://www.genpets.com/

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Horse sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Delete Amazon Echo and Google Home recordings:
http://bgr.com/2016/12/30/how-to-delete-amazon-echo/

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Soft head correlation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The softer a man's head, the louder his socks.
-- Helen Rowland

Website 4 the day:
Paper V8:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a24561/make-your-own-tiny-paper-v8-engine-with-these-plans/

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Hot music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The hot music now is a combination of country and rap. It's call crap.
-- Bud E. Luv

Website 4 the day:
Free first aid training:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com/

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Sweet revenge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Revenge is sweet and not fattening.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

Website 4 the day:
Reheat pasta for health:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761

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Speaking Esperanto

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I speak Esperanto like a native.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Unlock your mind:
http://thegeniusdeck.com/

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Lock picking advantage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

Website 4 the day:
You can't see this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPH_udOOek

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Nutrition and potato chips

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
OpenBSD release songs:
http://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html

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Photo of a wheat field

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I took a photo of a wheat field. It came out grainy.

Website 4 the day:
Review charities:
http://www.charitynavigator.org/

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Sleeping comes naturally

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Sleeping comes naturally to me. I can do it with my eyes closed.

Website 4 the day:
Learn magic tricks:
http://www.learnmagictricks.org/

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When I was a boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
New image compression 4x better:
http://thenextweb.com/google/2017/01/12/googles-new-compression-tool-uses-75-less-bandwidth-without-sacrificing-image-quality/

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What crabs think

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
How to dispense ketchup:
https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/this-is-the-best-way-to-get-ketchup-out-of-the-bottle-according-to-science

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An astronomy course

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I took an astronomy course, but it was over my head.

Website 4 the day:
Bioengineered pet spoof:
http://www.genpets.com/

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Beer and pizza vs. celery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
They don’t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Old-style CRT at 100 FPS:
http://digg.com/video/crt-tv-screens-refresh

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Live to be one hundred

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Delete Amazon Echo and Google Home recordings:
http://bgr.com/2016/12/30/how-to-delete-amazon-echo/

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Derivation of politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
:uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ
http://www.sevenwires.com/play/UpsideDownLetters.html

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Fun exercise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Code in colored blocks:
http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html

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Janitor's union

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms.

Website 4 the day:
Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M

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Four pieces of pie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Cut my pie into four pieces, I do not think I could eat eight.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of fictional elements:
https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/images/fictional_minerals.jpg

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Following my dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/

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Everything coming your way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article

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In case of snake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake…which I also keep handy.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans

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One drink drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Reheat pasta for health:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761

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My candy cane collection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Want to see my candy cane collection? They are all in mint condition.

Website 4 the day:
Free Harvard University courses:
http://online-learning.harvard.edu/courses?sort_by=date_added&cost%5B%5D=free

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Washington DC and Wisconsin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Washington, DC, is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
FreeOffice Microsoft Office alternative:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/download

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Off the freeway

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Coming off the freeway, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "If you were homeless, you'd be home now."
-- John Mendoza

Website 4 the day:
Vulnerability testing:
http://www.tenable.com/products/nessus/select-your-operating-system

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Portrait vs. Painting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
A portrait is a painting in which there is something wrong with the mouth.
-- Eugene Speicher

Website 4 the day:
POV tying a tie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPjKfAFoXEU

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Dog economy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $1.66 a can. That's almost $12 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein

Website 4 the day:
Find my phone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpN9NzO4Mo8

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No secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
I don't have any secrets. I just forget a lot of stuff.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Popular baby names since 1910:
http://digg.com/2016/most-popular-baby-names-noah-emma

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Hindsight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
With hindsight, I wouldn't have sat on that thumbtack.

Website 4 the day:
Wrap packages in cloth:
http://furoshiki.com/techniques/

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Cure seasickness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
To cure seasickness, sit under a tree.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
CIA's maps:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagov/

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Eat anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
People will eat anything if it is cut into small enough pieces.
-- Leonard Powell

Website 4 the day:
Who has your data:
http://www.stopdatamining.me/

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The first thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Dead or alive?
http://deadoraliveinfo.com/

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Conscience visits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Forward e-mail via SMS:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/send-your-email-to-sms-te/ipghnlmkjdejhibmialipjeaoobhaofe

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My name until 13

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was Shaddup.
-- Daniel Tosh

Website 4 the day:
Stop procrastinating:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCZOcsNyk-g7itGkhU7SYkzgp6n7poZCH

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4 bowls of soup

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.

Website 4 the day:
Coin stacking
http://boingboing.net/2016/12/08/watch-some-fantastic-coin-stac.html

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Sporting goods companies payments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
-- Bob Uecker

Website 4 the day:
Stupid test answers:
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/16-wonderfully-stupid-test-answers

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Sleeping dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Don't let sleeping dogs lie. Insist on the truth.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
OnlyOffice:
https://www.onlyoffice.com/download-desktop.aspx

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New York time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. 
-- Bette Midler 

Website 4 the day:
Russian propaganda echos: 
http://www.propornot.com/p/the-list.html

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The actor fell through

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

Website 4 the day:
'Bohemian Rhapsody' as a crime thriller:
http://mashable.com/2016/12/06/queen-bohemian-rhapsody-literally

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I'd horsewhip you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
-- S. J. Perelman

Website 4 the day:
Dogs of Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/p/feature/d8j6je99gnx65bk?ref_=doa_red

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Scottish food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
My theory is that all Scottish food is based on a dare.
-- Mike Myers

Website 4 the day:
Camera sees around corner:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a18428/camera-sees-around-corners/

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Waiting 2 weeks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Whenever something good happens to me, I wait two weeks before telling anybody because I like to use the word fortnight.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Multi-platform notes:
https://www.google.com/keep/

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Break a leg

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
We tell actors to "Break a leg" because every play needs a cast.

Website 4 the day:
Google Santa Info:
https://santatracker.google.com/village.html

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A Marxist and a fascist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
I have been married to one Marxist and one fascist and neither would take out the garbage.
-- Lee Grant

Website 4 the day:
Cool animated short:


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A plain, simple woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
I stand before you as a plain, simple woman. The beautician can't take me until tomorrow.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
First response PC repair kit:
http://paul.is-a-geek.org/aio-srt/aio-srt-lite/

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Everyone is entitled

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
News heat map:
http://newsmap.jp/

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Delusions of grandeur

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Delusions of grandeur make me feel better about myself.
-- Jane Wagner

Website 4 the day:
Remove yourself from the Internet:
https://www.deseat.me/

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Woman in labor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!" She was having contractions. 

Website 4 the day:
Check for fake reviews: 
http://fakespot.com/

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Horseshoe luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Humor 
A horseshoe can't bring good luck because every horse in the race carries four.
-- Walter "Red" Smith

Website 4 the day:
Hacker's operating system:
http://tools4hackers.com/parrot-3-0-hackers-operating-system

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Fear of negative numbers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Humor 
The mathematician was afraid of negative numbers. He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

Website 4 the day:
South Korean Toilet Museum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HWg9mMFN50

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Can't answer an argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Humans through time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmA3Q0_OE

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Women and cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Inexpensive mental health counseling:
http://lifehacker.com/top-10-free-and-affordable-mental-health-and-counseling-1788814933

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What's on TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Make word art:
http://makewordart.com/

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Dumb-blonde jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
DIY riot mask:
http://survivallife.com/stay-prepared-diy-riot-mask/

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Life is too short

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Life is too short to learn German.
-- Richard Porson

Website 4 the day:
Nano exploration:
http://vimeo.com/9068558

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Learning braille

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
I’ve been learning braille. I’m sure I’ll master it once I get a feel for it.

Website 4 the day:
Windows tricks:
http://www.talktogamer.com/2015/10/50-tricks-and-hacks-which-you-dont-know.html

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Never hated enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Website 4 the day:
The Blue Brain project:
http://bluebrain.epfl.ch/

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Always and never

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Building sawhorses:
http://woodgears.ca/sawhorse/

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Becoming a witch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft Office online tools:
https://products.office.com/en-us/office-online/documents-spreadsheets-presentations-office-online

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Why Waldo wears stripes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Waldo wears stripes so that he won't be spotted.

Website 4 the day:
Zombie preparedness:
http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/zombie_gn_final.pdf

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Seeking a blessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Humor 
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
Lie with statistics:
http://lifehacker.com/how-to-lie-to-yourself-and-others-with-statistics-1788184031

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Name switching

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Humor 
“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Website 4 the day:
Slang dictionary:
https://greensdictofslang.com/

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Stop eating doughnuts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2016, In : Humor 
If you stop eating doughnuts you will live three years longer, but it’s just three more years that you’ll want a doughnut.
-- Lewis Black

Website 4 the day:
Consumer complaints:
https://www.pissedconsumer.com/

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User definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2016, In : Humor 
"User": the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Linux for routers:
http://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/start

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Close to perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016, In : Humor 
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
-- Stanley Randall

Website 4 the day:
What Pixar animators do in their spare time:
https://vimeo.com/187257744

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Shoe factory tragedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
The shoe factory suffered a horrible fire and many soles were lost.

Website 4 the day:
Inside Teddy Ruxpin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ5cD9xvqew

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Beginnings of auto racing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Build a house with only a screwdriver:
http://www.businessinsider.com/popup-house-pack-home-build-like-lego-pieces-2016-10

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I ain't afraid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either.
-- Annie Oakley

Website 4 the day:
WikiTravel:
http://wikitravel.org/en/Main_Page

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Save money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number LII: People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Clown car style packing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5UlxHsgD58

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America's tricentennial

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number LI: By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Compare products:
https://www.productchart.com/

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Life spans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 17, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mood music:
http://focusmusic.fm/

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Regulation growth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLIX: Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Crayon art:
https://www.color.works/

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Long-necked pink bird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2016, In : Humor 
I saw a long-necked pink bird with a hacking cough in my yard. It was a phlegmingo.

Website 4 the day:
The speed dating of TED talks:
http://www.ignitetalks.io/

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More time is less time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLVIII: The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
How to read sheet music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3WuQxnA7Hg

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Covered with water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
10 companies control your food:
http://www.businessinsider.com/10-companies-control-the-food-industry-2016-9/

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Saving a billion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLVI: A billion saved is a billion earned.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Tie two sticks together:
http://lifehacker.com/learn-the-basics-of-tying-wood-together-with-these-thre-1787219750

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Expected

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLV: One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
City VR experience:
https://cityvr.com/ 

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21st century air flight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Vegetarian Chinese take-out:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/vegan-chinese-dishes/

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Working hardware

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLIII: Hardware works best when it matters the least.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Literature infographics:
https://www.coursehero.com/infographics/

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Clown's open door

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016, In : Humor 
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative story telling:
http://ficly.com/

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Impossible systems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLII: Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Planet unknown:
https://vimeo.com/183577091

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More is less

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Make 2D hand-drawn animations:
https://pencil2d.github.io/

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Start out slowly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XL: Most projects start out slowly, and then sort of taper off.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Binaural beats generator:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/gnaural/

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Never promise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mathematical algorithm system:
http://axiom-developer.org/

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Birds v. worms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 4, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Why cats do what they do:
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/is-my-cat-trying-to-annoy-me-5-strange-cat-behaviors-explained

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Worse than you expect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXVII: Ninety percent of the time things will turn out worse than you expect. The other 10 percent of the time you had no right to expect so much.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Deep mind for better speech:
https://deepmind.com/blog/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio/

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Eyeball to eyeball

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2016, In : Humor 
One eyeball says to the other: "Between you and me, something smells."

Website 4 the day:
Lewd sounding town names:
http://laughingsquid.com/a-map-highlighting-the-lewdest-sounding-town-name-in-each-state-in-the-united-states/

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Proposal thickness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars. If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
DIY medicine:
https://fourthievesvinegar.org/

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Weak data

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXV: The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Human perspective on self-driving cars:
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/

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Competitive selection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXIV: The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Organize health info:
https://carezone.com/home

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Rushing fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 28, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXIII: Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Downloadable and online graphics editor:
http://vectr.com/

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Problems into gold

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
H20 (water) prank:
http://www.dhmo.org/

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Optimum committee size

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 26, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXI: The optimum committee has no members.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Summaries of the day's important news:
http://www.theskimm.com/?r=1baabd86.

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Skunks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 25, 2016, In : Humor 
Skunks are very scent-imental!

Website 4 the day:
R2D2 translator:
http://www.r2d2translator.com/

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People asking questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXX: By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Wobulator:
http://webaudio.prototyping.bbc.co.uk/wobbulator/

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Executive longevity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Animated text:
http://www.stilllife.studio/txtwav

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When it is better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
E-coli evolves to tolerate antibiotics:
https://player.vimeo.com/video/180908160

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Not intimidating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXVII: Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Check out people:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/68055/library-lets-you-check-out-people-instead-books

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Superimposed management layers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXVI: If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Youtube science shows:
http://www.dailydot.com/parsec/best-youtube-science-shows/

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A schedule as a canvas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXV: A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
DIgital photography course:
https://sites.google.com/site/marclevoylectures/schedule

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Lights out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 17, 2016, In : Humor 
The lights went out because they liked each other.

Website 4 the day:
Murphy's Law calculator:
http://andrew.triumf.ca/cgi-bin/murphy.html

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The most costly action

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 16, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXIV: The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most costly action known to man.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Convert videos and photos to works of art:
http://neuralstyler.com/

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Completed in 4/3rd the time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Sitemap creator:
http://simplesitemapcreator.matthewhipkin.co.uk/

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Market experts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Foreign travel info:
https://www.thebasetrip.com/

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Easy loans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Old age without children:
http://twocents.lifehacker.com/how-to-prepare-for-old-age-when-you-don-t-have-kids-1785370803

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Congressional funding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Pet-friendly hotels:
http://www.pet-friendly-hotels.net/

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Products too costly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XIX: Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Pet travel guide:
http://www.dogfriendly.com/

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Naked in the bathroom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 11, 2016, In : Humor 
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

Website 4 the day:
Hotels that allow pets:
http://pets-allowed-hotels.com/

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Expensive unreliability

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XVIII: It is very expensive to achieve high unreliability. It is not uncommon to increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of ten degradation accomplished.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Pet-friendly travel:
http://www.bringfido.com/

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Software and entropy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XVII: Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Old SF:
http://www.oldsf.org/#

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2054 aircraft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
IoT search engine:
https://www.shodan.io

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Last 10 percent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine'sAugstine's Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Hidden worlds of national parks:
https://artsandculture.withgoogle.com/en-us/

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No more plane crashes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 6, 2016, In : Humor 

Augstine's Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Moving balls:
http://www.haneke.net/

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Highly successful businesses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XIII: There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Website info:
http://builtwith.com/

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Cinderella off the team

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 4, 2016, In : Humor 
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster butts:
https://twitter.com/9GAG/status/767036031975694336

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Cost of bad products

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 2, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XII: It costs a lot to build bad products.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Hot glue hacks:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IahCw6plBhs

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Rotating Earth faster

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 1, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
See pages Google cached:
http://cachedview.com/

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Fight winners

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number X: Bulls do not win bullfights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free USGS Quads:
http://www.natgeomaps.com/trail-maps/pdf-quads

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Acronyms and abbreviations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound...Q.E.D.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Alzheimer's checklist:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3714806/Will-Alzheimer-s-Answer-questions-Checklist-shows-symptoms-disease-memory-loss.html

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Unsuccessful four years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade arithmetic.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Office workout:
http://darebee.com/workouts/office-workout.html

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Increasing overhead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft Expression Design:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=36180

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Thrown off the team

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 28, 2016, In : Humor 
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Website 4 the day:
Catipedia:
https://www.catchow.com/catipedia/

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Hungry hunting dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free sound clips:
http://soundbible.com/

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Producing participants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 26, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Speech accent archive:
http://accent.gmu.edu/

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Afford to advertise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 25, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Google free fonts:
https://fonts.google.com/

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Lazy hunters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Hack your Ikea:
http://www.ikeahackers.net/

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If today were half as good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mars Rover Game:
http://mars.nasa.gov/gamee-rover/

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Making a silk purse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Taco Bell's vegie menu:
https://www.tacobell.com/feed/how-to-eat-veggie

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Horse relationships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Horses have stable relationships.

Website 4 the day:
How web designers trick us:
http://darkpatterns.org/

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Where not to stand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
-- John Peer

Website 4 the day:
Self-treatment for choking:
http://www.resuscitationjournal.com/article/S0300-9572(16)00087-3/pdf

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Dresses to kill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 18, 2016, In : Humor 
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Mindfullness resources:
http://www.freemindfulness.org/download

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Live like a poor man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2016, In : Humor 
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
SketchUp tutorial:
http://www.woodcraftmagazine.com/sketchups.php

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Wife wants to drive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2016, In : Humor 
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Interactive historical perspective of sleep:
http://healthysleep.med.harvard.edu/interactive/timeline

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Kissing advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
3D animation and rendering:
https://www.daz3d.com/get_studio

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Everything stolen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 13, 2016, In : Humor 
Thieves stole everything in my house except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

Website 4 the day:
Make a money shirt:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nv_J5JeIjI

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Wasted life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Life is wasted on the living.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Intelligent flash cards:
http://ankisrs.net/

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Time is money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Time is money. Overtime is more money.

Website 4 the day:
Popular Mechanics DIY tips:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/how-to/g88/know-your-stuff-the-110-best-diy-tips-ever/

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Eyesight problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2016, In : Humor 
There is something wrong with my eyesight. I can't see going to work.
-- Teddy Bergeron

Website 4 the day:
Fairest way to share:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prh72BLNjIk

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University definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 2, 2016, In : Humor 
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:
A billion degrees of separation:
www.bbc.com/future/story/20131218-absolute-zero-to-absolute-hot

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Atlanta was a void

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 31, 2016, In : Humor 
In the beginning, Atlanta was a void without form. It still is.
-- Roy Blount, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Find a companion:
http://petfinder.com

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A non-stop flight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016, In : Humor 
I didn't take a non-stop flight on my vacation because I couldn't figure out how to get off the plane.

Website 4 the day:
Avoid airline fees:
http://twocents.lifehacker.com/how-to-get-around-most-airlines-hidden-fees-1782372680

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Change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016, In : Humor 
People change and forget to tell each other.
-- Lillian Hellman

Website 4 the day:
Simple JavaScript charts:
http://gionkunz.github.io/chartist-js/

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Viagra cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2016, In : Humor 
The average cost of one Viagra pill is about $90, given the cost of the drinks and the room.
-- Argus Hamilton

Website 4 the day:
Methods of mathematical proof:
http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu/EMT668/EMAT6680.F99/Challen/proof/proof.html

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Eagles soar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 27, 2016, In : Humor 
The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
-- John Benfield

Website 4 the day:
Uses for hydrogen peroxide:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/11-little-known-uses-for-hydrogen-peroxide/

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Future energy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Fusion is the energy of the future, and always will be.

Website 4 the day:
Music genres:
http://everynoise.com/engenremap.html

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The greatest thing since ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor 
It's the greatest thing since they reinvented unsliced bread.
-- William Keegan

Website 4 the day:
Make a programmable outlet:
http://www.mechtechlab.com/portlet/

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One's principles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor 
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Make a tiny FM transmitter:
http://makezine.com/projects/make-tiny-fm-transmitter-spying/

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Favorite gym machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor 
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
.-- Caroline Rhea

Website 4 the day:
First aid and CPR training online:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com

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God and voting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 21, 2016, In : Humor 
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Fonts in use:
http://fontsinuse.com/

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eBay down for hours

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 20, 2016, In : Humor 
eBay was shut down for three hours, which led to a loss of $6 million worth of useless crap.
-- Colin Quinn

Website 4 the day:
Herb-drug interactions:
https://www.standardprocess.com/MediHerb-Document-Library/Catalog-Files/herb-drug-interaction-chart.pdf

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Items you lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Any item you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
HTML cheat sheet:
http://lifehacker.com/get-a-jump-start-on-your-next-web-site-with-this-html-c-1782183641/

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911 calls in NYC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016, In : Humor 
When you call 911 in New York City, the poerator says, "This better be good."
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
E-mail reminders:
https://www.followupthen.com/

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Tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the week.

Website 4 the day:
1980's TV:
http://my80stv.com/

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Keep an open mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 16, 2016, In : Humor 
It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:
Use of "irony":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

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See me jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 14, 2016, In : Humor 
If you ever see me jogging, tell the bus driver that my arm is caught in the door.
-- Jeff Shaw

Website 4 the day:
When to use a semicolon :
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

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Lousy dishes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 13, 2016, In : Humor 
More lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pâté than any other.
-- Kingsley Amis

Website 4 the day:
When to use an apostrophe:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe

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Sex education in school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Sex education in school may be a good idea, but there should be no homework.
-- Bill Cosby

Website 4 the day:
Where major services are down:
http://downdetector.com/

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A glass of water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2016, In : Humor 
After the waiter brought a glass of water, I commented on my rough day and asked for something harder. So he came back with a glass of ice.

Website 4 the day:
All of Key and Peele:
http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele

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The key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 9, 2016, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Dr. Google will see you now:
http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/20/11978338/google-symptom-search-app-web-md-health-doctor

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Is nothing impossible?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2016, In : Humor 
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
-- Winnie the Pooh

Website 4 the day:
Capture and edit screen video:
https://screentogif.codeplex.com/

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When you see ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2016, In : Humor 
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Simple screen video capture: 
http://blog.bahraniapps.com/gifcam/

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The best husband

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2016, In : Humor 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Vegetarian starter guide:
http://tryveg.com/assets/pdf/vsg0501.pdf

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Pitter-patter of little feet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2016, In : Humor 
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
California healthcare compare:
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/health/california-health-cost-and-quality---consumer-reports/index.htm

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Necking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 4, 2016, In : Humor 
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
NRA contributions to your representatives:
http://whoismyvoice.com/

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Backwards rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.

Website 4 the day:
Klingon Wikipedia:
http://klingon.wikia.com/wiki/ghItlh%27a%27

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What I want for my children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 2, 2016, In : Humor 
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Our changing diet:
http://flowingdata.com/2016/05/17/the-changing-american-diet/

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Not overweight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 1, 2016, In : Humor 
I am not overweight. I'm nine inches too short.
-- Shelley Winters

Website 4 the day:
Veggie cooking cheat sheet:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/veggie-cheat-sheet.jpg

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Dying fake plants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016, In : Humor 
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Combining typefaces:
https://typekit.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/combiningtypefaces.pdf

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Become a better person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016, In : Humor 
My girlfriend wants me to become a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.
-- Anthony Jeselnik

Website 4 the day:
Amazon Echo in a browser: /
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-test-drive-the-amazon-echo-in-a-browser

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Nothing nice to say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 28, 2016, In : Humor 
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Website 4 the day:
Learn ethical hacking:
http://www.prophethacker.com/2016/05/websites-learn-ethical-hacking-2016.html

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Why we are here

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016, In : Humor 
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Coding with Chrome:
http://www.omgchrome.com/coding-chrome-google-ide-extension/

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Haunted house elevator

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016, In : Humor 
I installed an elevator in my haunted house to lift my spirits.

Website 4 the day:
Snowflake font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Faux-Snow-BRK

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Golf clubs, etc.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016, In : Humor 
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Flower font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Kalocsai-Flowers

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Irony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016, In : Humor 
Speaking of irony, there's a newspaper in Britain called the Sun.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the day:
Happy font:
http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/fontry-west/jls-smiles/sampler/

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Humans and dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Humans have all the qualities of dogs except loyalty.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Sugary font:
http://www.bvfonts.com/fonts/details.php?id=4

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Hate music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 21, 2016, In : Humor 
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante

Website 4 the day:
Stately font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/stateface

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Measuring success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016, In : Humor 
One measure of success is the number of things written about you that aren't trhttps://www.futurelearn.com/ue.
-- Cybill Shepherd

Website 4 the day:
Rosette font:
http://www.fontspace.com/agasilva/rosette110621

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Only one fault

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016, In : Humor 
The play had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Splat font:
http://www.fontspace.com/24hourfonts/split-splat-splodge

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Line of rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016, In : Humor 
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.

Website 4 the day:
Free alternative to Microsoft Office:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/

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Bridge club

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016, In : Humor 
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Universe expanding faster than expected:
http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2016/17/text/

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Only young once

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016, In : Humor 
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-- Germaine Greer

Website 4 the day:
Open IoT platform:
https://thingspeak.com/

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Only exercise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 15, 2016, In : Humor 
The only exercise I have time for is a run in my stockings.
-- Donna Gephart

Website 4 the day:
Burp web security testing tool:
https://portswigger.net/burp/

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Hemorrhoid sufferers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Seven out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the other three enjoy them?
-- Sal Davino

Website 4 the day:
Beginners guide to web sites:
http://lifehacker.com/5790955/how-to-make-a-web-site-the-complete-guide

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Kitchen ransacked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The ransacked kitchen was covered with cake, fruit, and custard. The police are a trifle concerned.

Website 4 the day:
Do it yourself AC:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/interior-projects/how-to/g2632/diy-air-conditioner/

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One who writes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 11, 2016, In : Humor 

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
-- Thomas Mann

Website 4 the day:
Google streetcam shots:
http://9-eyes.com/

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Lost rifle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 10, 2016, In : Humor 
When I was in the army, I lost my rifle and was charged $85. That's why in the navy the captain goes down in the ship.
-- Dick Gregory

Website 4 the day:
Have you been pwned?
https://haveibeenpwned.com/

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Be haunted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 7, 2016, In : Humor 
You don't have to be a house to be haunted.
-- Emily Dickinson

Website 4 the day:
Audio only website:
https://croaciaaudio.com

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Weed money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Put your money in weeds. The price of weeds never goes down.
-- Wanda Sykes

Website 4 the day:
Free online courses:
https://www.futurelearn.com/

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Well dressed vs. scruffy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 4, 2016, In : Humor 
The difference between a well dressed guy on a bicycle and a scruffy guy on a unicycle is a tire.

Website 4 the day:
How old do you look?
http://how-old.net/

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The best policy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
-- Steve Landesberg

Website 4 the day:
Bizarre cold war experiments:
http://allday.com/post/8545-these-are-the-most-bizarre-research-experiments-to-come-out-of-the-cold-war/

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Airplane prank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Next time you fly, squirt ketchup on each ear and then ask the flight attendant, "Is this supposed to happen?"
-- Brad Stine

Website 4 the day:
Install Chrome extensions into Opera:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-install-google-chrome-extensions-in-opera-browser/

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Animals and us separated

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016, In : Humor 
What separates us from all other animals is that we aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
-- Jeff Stilson

Website 4 the day:
Vegie burgers:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/vegetables-you-can-make-burgers-with/

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Plastic surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016, In : Humor 
I was going to have plastic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
How to remove a splinter:
https://www.aad.org/media/news-releases/how-to-remove-a-splinter

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Good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 30, 2016, In : Humor 
A good listener is thinking about something else.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Free HTML UI kit:
http://demos.creative-tim.com/material-kit/index.html

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Email complaints

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Since my complaint email was full of profanities, it was only logical that I use cursive font.

Website 4 the day:
Death in space:
https://vimeo.com/138802207

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Travel to faraway places

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 27, 2016, In : Humor 
People travel to faraway places to watch in fascination the kind of people they ignore at home.
-- Dagobert Runes

Website 4 the day:
Veracrypt vs Bitlocker:
http://lifehacker.com/windows-encryption-showdown-veracrypt-vs-bitlocker-1777855025

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Health conscious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 25, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm very health conscious. I'm in terrible shpe, but I'm aware of it.
-- Stevie Ray Fromstein

Website 4 the day:
Resume to Chat-Bot:
http://lifehacker.com/how-i-turned-my-resume-into-a-chat-bot-1775565350

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Hair loss book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 24, 2016, In : Humor 
I bought a book on hair loss and the pages kept falling out.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Stuff in space:
http://stuffin.space/

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Nightly prayers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 23, 2016, In : Humor 

A nun who said nightly prayers in the shower did so out of habit.

Website 4 the day:
Real-time wind and wave map:
https://www.windyty.com/

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Hammer rentals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 15, 2016, In : Humor 
The price of renting a hammer was by the pound.

Website 4 the day:
What your cat is saying:
http://www.temptationslab.com/

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Restaurant signs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2016, In : Humor 
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say SORRY, WE'RE OPEN.
-- Roseanne Barr

Website 4 the day:
Cracking ransomware:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/will-petya-ransomware-crack-bring-back-files/

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Looking at reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2016, In : Humor 
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Wooden gear template generator:
https://woodgears.ca/gear_cutting/template.html

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Invisible cows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 8, 2016, In : Humor 
The invisible cows were herd but not seen.

Website 4 the day:
Reverse dictionary:
http://www.onelook.com/reverse-dictionary.shtml

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Ban shredded cheese

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 1, 2016, In : Humor 
Ban the sale of shredded cheese and make America grate again.

Website 4 the day:
Ready to use Linux OSs:
http://www.osboxes.org/

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One person to blame

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 30, 2016, In : Humor 
We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Back

Website 4 the day:
Ideacide:
http://99u.com/articles/53751/ideacide-the-perils-of-self-censoring-and-how-you-can-stop-it

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Only quotations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
-- Hesketh Pearson

Website 4 the day:
Make Obama say what you want:
http://talkobamato.me/

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A lot of baseball

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 23, 2016, In : Humor 
I watch a lot of baseball on radio.
-- Gerald Ford

Website 4 the day:
Cats destressed by cardboard boxes:
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/31715/20150210/cats-experience-less-stress-when-they-have-access-to-boxes-says-study.htm

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Crime in Germany

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 21, 2016, In : Humor 
There is so little crime in Germany, it that it's against the law.
-- Alex Levin

Website 4 the day:
WIndows XP tweaks:
https://web.archive.org/web/20140122022925/http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/xp_tweaks.htm

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Retired Jersey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 20, 2016, In : Humor 
When I left high school, they retired my jersey, but it was for sanitary reasons.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Retirement calculator:
https://retirementplans.vanguard.com/VGApp/pe/pubeducation/calculators/RetirementIncomeCalc.jsf

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Merely a Canadian

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 19, 2016, In : Humor 
A Canadian is merely an unarmed American with good health care.
- John Wing

Website 4 the day:
Shopbot of shopbots:
http://www.megashopbot.com/

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Defective radio inventory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 17, 2016, In : Humor 
The electronics store had a huge inventory of defective radios that would not play very loud. So they offered a volume discount.

Website 4 the day:
Limit your vocabulary:
http://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

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Can't count to ten

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 15, 2016, In : Humor 
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
-- June Henderson

Website 4 the day:
Synthetic life:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/mar/24/landmark-lab-creates-synthetic-cell-with-minimum-genes-needed-for-life-craig-ventner

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Money doesn't make you happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Free image editor:
https://www.google.com/nikcollection/

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Life's purpose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Glue tips:
http://makezine.com/2016/03/25/dont-glue-anything-without-handy-reference-chart/

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Think of the past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
-- Steven Alexander Wright

Website 4 the day:
People called bad names:
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160325-the-names-that-break-computer-systems

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The cheese diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 11, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm on the cheese diet because I need to cheddar few pounds

Website 4 the day:
Internet vulnerability tests:
https://www.grc.com/shieldsup

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Like life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 9, 2016, In : Humor 
I like life. It's something to do.
-- Ronnie Shakes

Website 4 the day:
Eat bugs:
http://viewpure.com/GjSIvCTe8Qo

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Look to the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 4, 2016, In : Humor 
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Malware museum:
https://archive.org/details/malwaremuseum

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Sickly con artist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 4, 2016, In : Humor 
The sickly con artist was found to be lying on his deathbed.

Website 4 the day:
Weird patent coloring book:
https://archivesaotus.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/patentscoloringbook.pdf

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Coffee causing eye pain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 2, 2016, In : Humor 
If your eyes hurt after drinking coffee, try drinking it without the spoon in the cup.
-- Norm Crosby

Website 4 the day:
Learn music theory:
https://soundfly.com/courses/theory-for-producers-the-black-keys

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Astrological errors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 1, 2016, In : Humor 
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus 100 percent.
-- Calvin Trillin

Website 4 the day:
Animated Gif from Youtube:
https://gifs.com/

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Satisfaction of being shot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2016, In : Humor 
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
-- F. J. Raymond

Website 4 the day:
Sunrise, sunset:
http://www.suncalc.org/

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Can't plead guilty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Your Honor, I can't plead guilty or non guilty because I haven't yet heard the evidence.
-- Jonathan S. Benton

Website 4 the day:
How ETFs work:
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-etf-files/toy/

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Jogger's yearning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Inside every jogger is a potato yearning for a couch.
-- Robert Fredericks

Website 4 the day:
VPN comparison chart:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FJTvWT5RHFSYuEoFVpAeQjuQPU4BVzbOigT0xebxTOw/edit#gid=0

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No one complains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Just because no one complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the day:
Early Jazz legends:
https://archive.org/details/davidwnivenjazz

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Elevator phobia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Being afraid of elevators, I take steps to avoid them.

Website 4 the day:
Incredible Star Wars fan movie:
http://viewpure.com/Djo_91jN3Pk

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Left Alabama

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 25, 2016, In : Humor 
I was born in Alabama, but I left after one month because I had already done all there was to do.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Marble music:
http://viewpure.com/IvUU8joBb1Q

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Men destroyed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 25, 2016, In : Humor 
Fast food has destroyed more men than fast women.
-- Jim Murray

Website 4 the day:
Internet vulnerability tests: https://www.grc.com/shieldsup Old food:
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-foods-looked-like-before-genetic-modification-2016-1

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Talking cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 24, 2016, In : Humor 
If cats could talk, they would lie.
-- J. Kopack

Website 4 the day:
Cincinnati's subway that wasn't:
http://wackulus.com/cincinnati-has-a-subway-system-that-was-never-finished-and-left-abandoned/

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Anything for a good body

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 23, 2016, In : Humor 
I'll do anything for a good body except diet and exercise.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Truth or fiction?
https://www.truthorfiction.com

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Catch of the day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 22, 2016, In : Humor 
In some restaurants, the catch of the day is the waiter.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Clothing symbol decoder:
http://www.textileaffairs.com/docs/lguide.pdf

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King George's thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 20, 2016, In : Humor 
King George thought that the American colonists were revolting.

Website 4 the day:
Insults through e-mail:
http://reginald.io/

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Lucky rabbit's foot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you wish, but remember that it didn't work for the rabbit.
-- R. E. Shay

Website 4 the day:
Weather small talk:
http://graphics.wsj.com/weather-small-talk/

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Fond of pigs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 17, 2016, In : Humor 
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
SED one liners:
http://www.pement.org/sed/sed1line.txt

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Truly a bargain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 16, 2016, In : Humor 
I know this dress was a bargain because I overheard the clerk in the store say that I got it for a ridiculous figure.
-- Minnie Pearl

Website 4 the day:
Free vector icons and fonts:
http://uxrepo.com/

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Soon we all will have

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Because of web pages, everyone on earth will soon have fifteen megabytes of fame.
-- M. G. Siriam

Website 4 the day:
Interactive math and science simulations:
https://phet.colorado.edu/

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Man's worst enemy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Redo photos in famous art style:
http://www.deepart.io/

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Restaurant on the moon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The restaurant on the moon had great food, but no atmosphere.

Website 4 the day:
Weird patent coloring book:
https://archivesaotus.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/patentscoloringbook.pdf

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Biblical times and today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2016, In : Humor 
My people wandered in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask for directions.
-- Elayne Boosler

Website 4 the day:
Send telemarketer to a robot:
http://jollyrogertelephone.com/how-to-send-your-telemarketers-to-this-robot/

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Becoming nearsighted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 10, 2016, In : Humor 
Since I have become nearsighted, I can't see dust of squalor and conceive of myself as living in splendor.
-- Alice James

Website 4 the day:
Install Linux Mint on your PC:
http://www.zdnet.com/article/how-to-install-linux-mint-on-your-windows-pc/

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The world is turning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 9, 2016, In : Humor 
As long as the world is turning, we're going to be dizzy and make mistakes.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Society of the Mind course:
http://ocw.mit.edu/6-868JF11

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Men are frauds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2016, In : Humor 
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
On-demand roadside assitance:
http://urgent.ly/

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Thin person inside

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
-- Bob Thaves

Website 4 the day:
Smart phone wallpapers:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/41bje7/high_quality_vertical_wallpapers_vol_2_amoled/

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Great power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 6, 2016, In : Humor 
With great power comes great electricity bills.

Website 4 the day:
Simpsons screen caps:
https://frinkiac.com/

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Priceless politicians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Humor 
A statesman is a politician whose price is unknown.
-- Robert Brenneman

Website 4 the day:
1960's adult coloring books:
https://newrepublic.com/article/126580/radical-history-1960s-adult-coloring-books

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3,000 baseball hits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Humor 
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
-- Hank Aaron

Website 4 the day:
House painting help:
http://www.housepaintingguide.org/

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A city boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm a city boy. When I hunt, it's for a parking place, when I fish, it's for compliments.
-- Jon Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Health answers:
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/

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What is a horse?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2016, In : Humor 
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
-- Ian Fleming

Website 4 the day:
How to land a plane:
http://viewpure.com/7a2n97rm0Gs

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Cursing calendars

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 29, 2016, In : Humor 
After Tuesday, all calendars go W T F.

Website 4 the day:
NASA's travel posters:
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/visions-of-the-future/

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Planting what?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 27, 2016, In : Humor 
What are they planting to grow seedless watermelons?
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Real-time astronomy:
http://www.rtgui.com/

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A priest went to Lourdes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 26, 2016, In : Humor 
Consider the case of Father La Tour, a priest who went to Lourdes for his asthma and died of a heart attack.
-- Charles Bragg

Website 4 the day:
Animated knot tying guide:
http://www.animatedknots.com/knotlist.php

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You're old when

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2016, In : Humor 
You know you're old when somebody compliments you on your alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Frequency and volume of familiar sounds:
http://www.archildrens.org/documents/services/audiology/familiarsoundsaudiogram.pdf

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A tennis ball

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 24, 2016, In : Humor 
A tennis ball is worse than a tennis elbow.
-- John Burkhart

Website 4 the day:
Size up your business:
https://www.sizeup.com/

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Smokers laid end-to-end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 22, 2016, In : Humor 
If you laid all the smokers end to end around the world, 67 percent of them would drown.
-- Steve Altman

Website 4 the day:
Small business tools:
https://www.sba.gov/tools/

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A dedicated life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 21, 2016, In : Humor 
The biologist dedicated her life to studying sponges because she found them so absorbing.

Website 4 the day:
Top 10 lists:Top 10 lists:
http://www.toptenz.net/

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Buried in Chicago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 20, 2016, In : Humor 
I want to be buried in Chicago so I can stay active in politics.
-- Mark Russell

Website 4 the day:
Cruise the web of yesteryear:
http://oldweb.today/

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Economic forecasters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Economic forecasters exist to make astrologers look good.
-- Robert B. Reich

Website 4 the day:
Amazingly real drawings:
http://viewpure.com/ohaMAB7AlTY

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Solving problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 17, 2016, In : Humor 
Engineers like to solve problems. If there aren't any, they will create some.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Netflix category searches:
http://netflixcodes.me/

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Why I quit coaching

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 17, 2016, In : Humor 
I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of me.
-- John Ralston

Website 4 the day:
Shakespeare original and modern English:
http://nfs.sparknotes.com/

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Fishing is boring until

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Fishing is boring until you catch a fish, when it becomes disgusting.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Find available names:
https://namechk.com/

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Printer music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 14, 2016, In : Humor 
I heard music coming from my printer and knew that the paper was jamming.

Website 4 the day:
Shrink what bothers you and relax:
http://www.pixelthoughts.co/

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The city that never sleeps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 13, 2016, In : Humor 
New York is the city that never sleeps, which is why it looks like hell in the morning.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
Check files for malware:
https://www.virustotal.com/

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Interesting travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2016, In : Humor 
The only aspect of travels that is interesting to others is disaster. 
-- Martha Gellman 

Website 4 the day:
Create a resume: 
http://ineedaresu.me/#/

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Playing first chair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 11, 2016, In : Humor 
I played first chair in the high school band until they gave me an instrument.
-- George R. Hext

Website 4 the day:
Android on any PC:
http://www.jide.com/en/remixos-for-pc

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Ask a woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 9, 2016, In : Humor 
Only a doctor can ask a woman to undress and then send a bill to her husband.
-- Jackie Mason

Website 4 the day:
Intro to CS with Java:
http://chortle.ccsu.edu/java5/

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Cooking with wine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 8, 2016, In : Humor 
I cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food.
-- Robert Morley

Website 4 the day:
Words named after people:
http://viewpure.com/0FChlYp5MDo

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Lawyer thrown from saloon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Did you hear about the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred.

Website 4 the day:
Google Maps view of the largest model railroad:
http://www.google.com/maps/about/behind-the-scenes/streetview/treks/miniatur-wunderland/

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The cow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 6, 2016, In : Humor 
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk.
-- Obden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Social intro cards:
http://gizmodo.com/young-people-used-these-absurd-little-cards-to-get-laid-1751387386

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Ear doctor's solution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 4, 2016, In : Humor 
A friend of mine went to a doctor for a ringing in his ear. The doctor gave him an unlisted ear.
-- Charlie Callas

Website 4 the day:
Free Yoga videos:
https://www.doyogawithme.com/

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Giving food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Food gives meaning to dining-room furniture.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
VR glasses make cancers glow:
http://viewpure.com/2UVxqMMgv1w

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Mealtime choice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 3, 2016, In : Humor 
At mealtime, my mother gave the family a choice: take it or leave it.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
NASA's plan for Mars:
http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/journey-to-mars-next-steps-20151008_508.pdf

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Sleeping good people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2016, In : Humor 
Good people sleep better than bad people, but bad people enjoy being awake more.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
NYC's public domain collection:
http://www.nypl.org/research/collections/digital-collections/public-domain

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A big man crying

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 1, 2016, In : Humor 
It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger one to laugh at him.
-- Jack Handey

Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://www.youtube.com/editor

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Very cold

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 31, 2016, In : Humor 
I was cold, so I stood in the corner because it was about 90 degrees.

Website 4 the day:
540,000 free images:
https://pixabay.com/

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Fired my masseuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 24, 2016, In : Humor 
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

Website 4 the day:
Are the ruthless more successful?
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160103-do-ruthless-people-really-get-ahead

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Commitment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Marriage requires commitment. So does insanity.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Quote to image:
https://behappy.me/generator

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 20, 2016, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Spell/Style/Grammer Checker: 
http://afterthedeadline.com

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A dream man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 19, 2016, In : Humor 
The man who waits for the woman to make the first move is the man of his dreams.
-- Leo Roberts

Website 4 the day:
Compare web fonts:
https://www.typetester.org/

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Leopard's spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 18, 2016, In : Humor 
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.

Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder:
http://www.maartenbaert.be/simplescreenrecorder/

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Lipstick importance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The important thing about lipstick is to accept God's word on where your lips end.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Curiosity makes you smarter:
https://curiosity.com/

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Time to have a heart attack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Mindfulness exercises:
http://lifehacker.com/7-cups-puts-trained-listeners-and-mindfulness-exercises-1748789071

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Leopard changing spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 11, 2016, In : Humor 
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.

Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder:
http://www.maartenbaert.be/simplescreenrecorder/

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Psychic wanted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Advertisement: "Psychic Wanted -- qualified person will know where to apply"
-- Jay Trachman

Website 4 the day:
Buy/sell gift cards:
http://www.giftcardgranny.com/


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If God wanted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 7, 2016, In : Humor 
If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Gain control of your home:
http://www.flylady.net/

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Don't like coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 4, 2016, In : Humor 
I don't like coffee, but neither do I like it when I fall asleep and my head hits the desk.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Send any video to Chromecast or Apple TV from your Windows or Mac computer:
http://airflowapp.com/

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Times of joy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016, In : Humor 
In times of joy, we all wish we had a tail we could wag.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Rhythm method:
http://html909.com/

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Where the sun went

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016, In : Humor 
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 

Website 4 the day:
Build your own Chicago: 
http://www.buildyourownchicago.com/free.html

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Nauseous babies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt.
-- Jeff Foxworthy

Website 4 the day:
New York Tenement life in the late 1800;s:
https://archive.org/details/howotherhalfliv00riisgoog

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Happy marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 31, 2015, In : Humor 
I had five years of happy marriage, which is not bad out of fifteen.
-- Bob Thomas

Website 4 the day:
How memorable is your image?
http://memorability.csail.mit.edu/demo.html

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Nature abhors a vacuum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
-- Nelson A. Crawford

Website 4 the day:
Pocket privacy:
https://whispersystems.org/

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Eating clocks and watches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015, In : Humor 
I had to stop eating clocks and watches. It was too time consuming.

Website 4 the day:
Math Swiss Army knife:
https://www-fourier.ujf-grenoble.fr/~parisse/giac.html

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Camping and nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Youtube trending videos:
https://www.youtube.com/feed/trending

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Hold a cat by the tail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015, In : Humor 
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Today I Found Out:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TodayIFoundOut/featured

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Looking for knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0

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The first place

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0

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On a diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 23, 2015, In : Humor 
I was on a diet for fourteen days. I lost exactly two weeks.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Home repair costs:
http://www.homeadvisor.com/cost/report/

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250 million years ago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 22, 2015, In : Humor 
The Himalayan sea salt we just got says it was created 250 million years ago. Label says the expiration date is 2016. Guess they dug it up just in time!
-- Jeff Dunham

Website 4 the day:
Chromebook on your old laptop:Chromebook on your old laptop:
http://www.neverware.com/free#freeintro

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My doctor's waiting room

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 20, 2015, In : Humor 
After hours in my doctor's waiting room, I realized why we are called patients.

Website 4 the day:
Find cheaper airfares:
https://tripdelta.com/en

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Husbands not shot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 19, 2015, In : Humor 
Police records show that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
-- Earl Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Manipulate people:
http://www.businessinsider.com/psychological-tricks-to-influence-people-2015-11

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Tarot poker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 18, 2015, In : Humor 
Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Bull generator:
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

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Half fares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 17, 2015, In : Humor 
When are the airlines going to offer half fares to Pago, Bora, Baden, and Walla?
-- Bob Holmes

Website 4 the day:
Old time radio shows:
http://www.oldradioworld.com/

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Care about the rest of the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 13, 2015, In : Humor 
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Chopra wisdom?
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

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Beavers' money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Where do beavers keep their money? In a riverbank.

Website 4 the day:
Spurious correlations:
http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

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68 % water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015, In : Humor 
We are 68 percent water. Tha's how close to drowning we are.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Museum of modern betas: 
http://momb.socio-kybernetics.net/

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Don't care what's on TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 10, 2015, In : Humor 
Men don't care what's on television. They only care about what else is on television.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Think visually:
http://wisemapping.com/

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Reincarnation anxiety

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2015, In : Humor 
I suffer from reincarnation anxiety. I'm afraid I'll come back as myself.
-- Richard Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Interactive timelines:
http://histography.io/

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Advantage of inaccuracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015, In : Humor 
A lack of accuracy can be an advantage if you're hurling yourself on your sword.
-- Chet Hurley

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate:
https://sketchboard.io/

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Don't feed the animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015, In : Humor 
Toy store sign: "Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed."

Website 4 the day:
Paramount movies on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzMVH2jEyEwXPBvyht8xQNw/playlists

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Above-ground dead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015, In : Humor 
In my home state of Louisiana, we bury the dead above-ground so that we can get them to the polls quicker.
-- Lesley Stahl

Website 4 the day:
NASA ringtones:
http://www.nasa.gov/connect/sounds/index.html

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One-handed economist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015, In : Humor 
Give me a one-handed economist. All of my economists say, "On the other hand ..."
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Fast start Windows 10:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/improve-windows-10-startup-time/

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My family tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 1, 2015, In : Humor 
I examined my family tree and discovered that I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Screenwriter assist:
https://storywriter.amazon.com/

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Intelligent life exists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 30, 2015, In : Humor 
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
-- Bill Waterson

Website 4 the day:
Are you missing any money?
http://naupa.org/

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Communism dropout

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 30, 2015, In : Humor 
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

Website 4 the day:
Collect image feedback:
http://www.useapollo.com/

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God commanded Abraham

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 27, 2015, In : Humor 
When God commanded Abraham to circumcise himself, Abraham said, "Why not? It's no skin off my nose."
-- Red Buttons

Website 4 the day:
Real-time location sharing:
http://www.glympse.com/

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Careful influencing a child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 26, 2015, In : Humor 
In order to influence a child, be careful not to be that child's parent.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Emotion recognition by Microsoft:
https://www.projectoxford.ai/demo/Emotion#detection

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Peekaboo blouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 24, 2015, In : Humor 
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek, then they'd boo.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Light-weight browser:
http://midori-browser.org/download/

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Wedding disparity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 22, 2015, In : Humor 
At weddings, one family is always better than the other.
-- Jeff Foxworthy

Website 4 the day:
Help cure cancer:
http://www.vodafone.com.au/aboutvodafone/vodafoneaustraliafoundation/dreamlab

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Man v. dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 22, 2015, In : Humor 
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

Website 4 the day:
Download accelerator:
http://www.eagleget.com/

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Good at tennis

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 20, 2015, In : Humor 
No mater how good you get at tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Century old Antarctic negatives found:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/28/world/antarctic-historic-photos/

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Change direction soon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 19, 2015, In : Humor 
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Professor Irwin Corey

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language in 3 months:
http://www.fluentin3months.com/start-here/

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I fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 18, 2015, In : Humor 
I fish, therefore I lie.
-- Tom Clark

Website 4 the day:
Work from home excuses:
http://wfh.ninja/

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Father hated radio

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 17, 2015, In : Humor 
My father hated radio and couldn't wait for television to be invented so he could hate that, too.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
OS updates prank:
http://fakeupdate.net/

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Listen to my body

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 16, 2015, In : Humor 
I was told to listen to my body when jogging. My body said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? Sit down!"
-- Chet Hurley

Website 4 the day:
Hotel (un)safes:
http://viewpure.com/sg-Ib5Echns

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Blew up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 14, 2015, In : Humor 
My chemistry set blew up, I guess oxidants happen.

Website 4 the day:
World history since 3000 BC:
http://geacron.com/home-en/

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Best-kept medical secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 14, 2015, In : Humor 
One of the best-kept medical secrets is that everything gives mice cancer.
-- Marving Kitman

Website 4 the day:
Hoover Dam in photos: Online PDF tools: http://smallpdf.com/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/07/hoover-dam-photos_n_7745916.html

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Two guys in a boat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.

Website 4 the day:
Weird stuff on Amazon:
http://weird.am/

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Avoid people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Avoid people with graph paper. They may be plotting something.

Website 4 the day:
Graphing calculator:
https://www.desmos.com/calculator

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Never put off

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 31, 2015, In : Humor 
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Politeness checker:
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness

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Procrastinate now

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2015, In : Humor 
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Speak like a Peanuts adult:
http://www.wahwahmachine.com/

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A car's behind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Never run behind a car, you'll get exhausted.

Website 4 the day:
Spaghetti harvest:
http://viewpure.com/tVo_wkxH9dU

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Brain transplant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 17, 2015, In : Humor 
The patient originally decided against brain transplant. But, he changed his mind.

Website 4 the day:
Windows 1.01 in a browser window:
http://www.pcjs.org/devices/pc/machine/5160/cga/256kb/win101/

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Major earthquake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 10, 2015, In : Humor 
During the next major earthquake, California may go into default.

Website 4 the day:
Speak foreign language with a foreigner:
http://en-us.wespeke.com/index.html

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Waiting for people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 10, 2015, In : Humor 
I’m just waiting for people to start asking me to make the rain disappear.
-- David Copperfield

Website 4 the day:
Free and crap-free software:
http://www.fosshub.com/

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Like toilet paper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.
-- Andy Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Find and install free software:
https://npackd.appspot.com/

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Stealing a brooch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 4, 2015, In : Humor 
She was suspected of stealing a brooch but they couldn't pin it on her.

Website 4 the day:
Old New York:
https://www.oldnyc.org/

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Don't work out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 3, 2015, In : Humor 
I don't work out. My philosophy is "No pain, no pain."
-- Carol Leifer

Website 4 the day:
Controlling Windows 10:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/control-windows-10-settings-guide/

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World can't end today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 2, 2015, In : Humor 
The world can't end today because it's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Tree of life:
http://opentreeoflife.org/

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Every cat owner knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 28, 2015, In : Humor 
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley

Website 4 the day:
Exxon and climate change:
http://insideclimatenews.org/news/15092015/Exxons-own-research-confirmed-fossil-fuels-role-in-global-warming

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Don't have the faintest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 27, 2015, In : Humor 
I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out.

Website 4 the day:
Basic music theory:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc4B83q8Dd4UiXa1ADDbwcOvIhIc1EWyN

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All marriages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 25, 2015, In : Humor 
All marriages are mixed marriages.
-- Chantal Saperstein

Website 4 the day:
Music theory classes:
https://www.udemy.com/music-theory-classes/

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March is God's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 24, 2015, In : Humor 
The month of March is God's way of showing nondrinkers what a hangover is like.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Fundamentals of music theory:
https://www.coursera.org/course/musictheory

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Forgot to say something

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 24, 2015, In : Humor 
I forgot to say something during yesterday's game and it bears repeating.
-- Ron Fairly

Website 4 the day:
The amazing Zipf Mystery:
http://viewpure.com/fCn8zs912OE

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A fact about tall people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 20, 2015, In : Humor 
It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.

Website 4 the day:
This is sand:
http://thisissand.com/

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Into a trophy shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 18, 2015, In : Humor 
The first time I walked into a trophy shop, I looked around and thought to myself, "This guy is good!"
-- Fred Wolf

Website 4 the day:
Make a collage:
http://www.shapecollage.com/

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Childhood disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 17, 2015, In : Humor 
Childhood is a disease you grow out of.
-- William Golding

Website 4 the day:
Earthquakes around the world:
http://ds.iris.edu/seismon/

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Temperature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 16, 2015, In : Humor 
Whatever temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Find writing errors:
http://www.afterthedeadline.com/

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Miss my ex-husband

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 13, 2015, In : Humor 
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
-- Roseanne Barr

Website 4 the day:
Mechanical movements:
http://507movements.com/

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A great job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 13, 2015, In : Humor 
I got a great job as a spokesperson for a bicycle shop.

Website 4 the day:
Invent a word:
http://www.degraeve.com/invent-a-word

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It's tourist season

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 12, 2015, In : Humor 
If it is tourist season, can we shoot them?
-- Nick Featherman

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://www.splitshire.com/

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Never made Who's Who

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 11, 2015, In : Humor 
I've never made Who's Who, but I'm featured in What's That?
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Learn chess:
https://www.chesscademy.com/

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Elvis alive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 10, 2015, In : Humor 
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Create, play, and share notated music:
https://www.noteflight.com/login

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Health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin

Website 4 the day:
How many calories in your food?
http://www.calorieking.com

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Anyone a baboon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
-- Will Cuppy

Website 4 the day:
Rats in the toilet:
http://digg.com/video/toilet-rat

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Compulsive talkers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 7, 2015, In : Humor 
We need a twelve-step program for compulsive talkers. It would be called On Anon Anon.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Word search:
http://wordinary.info/

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So much in common

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 6, 2015, In : Humor 
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to Life:
http://viewpure.com/IFe9wiDfb0E

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Ask me anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 5, 2015, In : Humor 
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Torturous songs:
http://anonhq.com/list-songs-cia-used-torture-muslim-prisoners/

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Political jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 4, 2015, In : Humor 
The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Social anxiety:
http://www.towerofpower.com.au/social-anxiety-disorder-cure

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To laugh at one's self

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 3, 2015, In : Humor 
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Boswell

Website 4 the day:
More spreadsheet templates:
http://www.vertex42.com/ExcelTemplates/

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Guns don’t kill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 2, 2015, In : Humor 
The National Rifle Association says, ‘Guns don’t kill people. People do’. But I think the gun helps.
-- Eddie Izzard

Website 4 the day:
Free Powerpoint templates:
http://www.free-power-point-templates.com/themes/

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A racing snail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 30, 2015, In : Humor 
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

Website 4 the day:
Cats are a-holes:
http://viewpure.com/O1KW3ZkLtuo

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Give up smoking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 28, 2015, In : Humor 
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
-- Clement Freud

Website 4 the day:
Altered photos:
http://www.wired.com/2015/07/bronx-documentary-center-infamously-altered-photos-edits

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I talk to myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 26, 2015, In : Humor 
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Create animated GIFs:
http://makeagif.com/

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Look like an idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 25, 2015, In : Humor 
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot. 
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing encrypted messages: 
https://getconfide.com/

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No solution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 23, 2015, In : Humor 
No, I don’t have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
Toilets around the world:
http://cdn.makeuseof.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/PW_Toiletworld_Info.jpg?af40f3

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Race dog had fleas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 23, 2015, In : Humor 
The race dog had a bad case of fleas and had to be scratched.

Website 4 the day:
Generate a random CS paper:
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/

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A stationary bike

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 21, 2015, In : Humor 
A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.”
-- Jarod Kintz

Website 4 the day:
Obstruction-free photography:
https://sites.google.com/site/obstructionfreephotography/

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Such an ugly kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 21, 2015, In : Humor 
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Search the Ashley Madison hack:
https://ashley.cynic.al/

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About to jump

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 15, 2015, In : Humor 
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells, “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”

Website 4 the day:
Cellphone holograms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t0cOYvOy4M

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Dog days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 15, 2015, In : Humor 
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
-- Lilian Jackson Braun

Website 4 the day:
Extract text from images:
https://projectnaptha.com/

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A dream job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Finally got a dream job: I test sleeping pills.

Website 4 the day:
Disposable web pages:
http://disposablewebpage.com/

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When you grow up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 7, 2015, In : Humor 
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Identify songs by humming:
http://www.midomi.com/

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God gave man both

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 4, 2015, In : Humor 
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Star wars weather:
http://www.tomscott.com/weather/starwars/

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Monkeys in the zoo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 1, 2015, In : Humor 
At the zoo, two monkeys backed into a fan. Details to follow.

Website 4 the day:
Compare foods:
http://www.twofoods.com/

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A good manager

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2015, In : Humor 
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
-- Casey Stengel

Website 4 the day:
Neil deGrasse Tyson: history of everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KYTJ8tBoZ8

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Dead at 25

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Search for green sites:
http://www.greenmaven.com/

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Never hit a man with glasses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 26, 2015, In : Humor 
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Website 4 the day:
How the earth has changed:
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141016-your-life-on-earth

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Be fruitful and multiply

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Splitting property after a breakup:
http://www.businessinsider.com/german-man-der-juli-cuts-ex-lovers-possessions-in-half-sells-on-ebay-2015-6

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NBC contract

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 23, 2015, In : Humor 
I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Use VBA to capture your PC information:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/see-pc-information-using-simple-excel-vba-script/

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Only one book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 23, 2015, In : Humor 
If you only ever read one book in your lifetime, I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.
-- Stewart Lee

Website 4 the day:
GUI prototyping:
http://pencil.evolus.vn

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Only one impossibility

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 21, 2015, In : Humor 
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Man-in-the-middle tool:
https://ettercap.github.io/ettercap/

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No. 2 pencil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 19, 2015, In : Humor 
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

Website 4 the day:
Youtube without distractions:
http://viewpure.com/

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Continuing reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 17, 2015, In : Humor 
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Adaptive learning games:
http://www.brainrush.com/

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Santa's right idea

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 14, 2015, In : Humor 
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
Search for Linux alternatives to Windows programs:
http://awesomecow.com/

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Forbidden fruit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Forbidden fruit usually winds up in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
Cats don't care:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/cats-recognise-their-owners-voices-but-never-evolved-to-care-says-study-8966580.html

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Need my sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 11, 2015, In : Humor 
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
-- Bill Hicks

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate plotting:
https://plot.ly

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Always wanted children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 10, 2015, In : Humor 
I`ve got two children. To be honest I always wanted 3 children. Now I`ve got two, I only want one.
-- Lee Mack

Website 4 the day:
Crowdfunded equity:
https://www.startengine.com/

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Wanted to be an athiest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 9, 2015, In : Humor 
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.
-- Henry Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Free DNS:
https://duckdns.org/install.jsp

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Make crime pay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 5, 2015, In : Humor 
If you want to make crime pay — ‘go to law school.'.

Website 4 the day:
Scamming older people:
http://bluebirdcare.ie/2015/02/25/8-scams-that-prey-on-older-people/

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Life is wasted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Life is wasted on the living.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Password recovery and security tool:
http://www.oxid.it/cain.html

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Burst water heater

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 27, 2015, In : Humor 
When I think of the time my water heater burst, the memories come flooding back.

Website 4 the day:
Free music content:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sound/list

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Bankrupt perfume store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 22, 2015, In : Humor 
Sign on the door of the bankrupt perfume store: "Out of odor"

Website 4 the day:
Birds with arms:
https://tackk.com/birds-with-arms

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New Facebook account

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 19, 2015, In : Humor 
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
-- Clinton Thomas

Website 4 the day:
Hacking Windows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1YMJEryzBo

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Listening wife

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 19, 2015, In : Humor 
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
-- Sigmund Freud

Website 4 the day:
Encrypted chats:
https://crypto.cat/

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Volcano insurance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 14, 2015, In : Humor 
My insurance agent assured me that if the nearby volcano erupted, I would be covered.

Website 4 the day:


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Haunted pancakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Website 4 the day:
Free stock audio:
http://makerbook.net/audio/

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See the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 5, 2015, In : Humor 
A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.
-- Rich All

Website 4 the day:
Free stock video:
http://makerbook.net/video/

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Unnerving doctors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Free color swatches:
http://makerbook.net/colours/

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World ends today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 2, 2015, In : Humor 
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Free textures:
http://makerbook.net/textures/

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Photons' luggage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 30, 2015, In : Humor 
Photons don't have luggage because they're traveling light.

Website 4 the day:
Megapenny project:
http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/

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A battle of wits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 29, 2015, In : Humor 
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Compare prescription drug prices:
http://werx.org/

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 29, 2015, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Port scanner:
http://nmap.org/

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Two kinds of party people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 27, 2015, In : Humor 
At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Webcam pulse detector:
https://github.com/thearn/webcam-pulse-detector

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A friend in Washington

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 27, 2015, In : Humor 
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Create slab-type poster:
http://typeslab.com/

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Life expectancy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
The Internet in real time:
http://pennystocks.la/internet-in-real-time/

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Best time for advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 26, 2015, In : Humor 
The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.
-- Evan Esar

Website 4 the day:
Shuffling cards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxJubaijQbI

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Doughnut shop closed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 26, 2015, In : Humor 
The owner closed his doughnut shop because he got tired of the hole business.

Website 4 the day:
Cute cleaning products:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/cleaning-products-every-lazy-person-needs

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Grammar and verbal skills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Someday you will appreciate the grammar and verbal skills you learned here. And if any of you wonder how far a mastery of the English language can take you, just look what it did for me.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Old smartphone as a security camera:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/use-old-smartphone-tablet-security-camera/

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The real world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 19, 2015, In : Humor 
What's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better. But beyond that, I don't recommend it.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Transform lists by example:
https://www.transformy.io/#/

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A Stream and a Brook

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 17, 2015, In : Humor 
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

Website 4 the day:
First donut in space:
http://www.cnet.com/news/brave-doughnut-with-sprinkles-travels-to-the-edge-of-space/

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So annoying

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 14, 2015, In : Humor 
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate on a story board:
https://canvanizer.com/

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Seeing a psychiatrist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 13, 2015, In : Humor 
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Neat fonts:
http://inspirationhut.net/design-resources/11-free-fonts-that-you-should-add-to-your-collection/

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Misers not fun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner

Website 4 the day:
Mental health resource:
http://helpguide.org/

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The wonderful brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 11, 2015, In : Humor 
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- George Jessel

Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing anonymous notes:
https://privnote.com/

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Growing grass

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 10, 2015, In : Humor 
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
City stats:
http://www.city-data.com/

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Ill elevator

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2015, In : Humor 
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bagpipes:
http://www.bagpipemaster.com/

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When insects take over

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 8, 2015, In : Humor 
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the violin:
http://fiddlerman.com/

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Six brothers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 7, 2015, In : Humor 
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the saxophone:
http://danchristian.net/

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Filing system

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 6, 2015, In : Humor 
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the piano:
https://www.hoffmanacademy.com/

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Questioning evolution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 5, 2015, In : Humor 
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the drums:
http://www.drumlessons.com/

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True inner peace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 4, 2015, In : Humor 
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bass:
http://www.dmanlamius.moonfruit.com/

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Learn correct English

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Send e-mails after you disappear:
https://www.deadmansswitch.net/

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Impeccable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 30, 2015, In : Humor 
He has impeccable bad taste.
-- Otis Ferguson

Website 4 the day:
Johnny Carson's interview with Ayn Rand:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/08/14/ayn_rand_on_johnny_carson_watch_the_full_tonight_show_interview_video_.html

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An ugly kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 28, 2015, In : Humor 
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Ambient music based on Wikipedia:
http://listen.hatnote.com/#en

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Nicest thing I can say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 26, 2015, In : Humor 
The nicest thing I can say about Frances Farmer is that she is unbearable.
-- William Wyler

Website 4 the day:
Long live your data:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/five-technologies-data-lives-forever/

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Poison ivy and a 4-leaf clover

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 26, 2015, In : Humor 
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows 7 and 8 problems:
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/repair-fix-windows-7-vista-problems-with-fixwin-utility
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-windows-8

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Could it be any better?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 24, 2015, In : Humor 
If it were better, it wouldn't be as good.
-- Brendan Gill

Website 4 the day:
Historical photos:
http://dailysanctuary.com/out-rare-photos-from-the-past/

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Almost perfect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Mrs. P. had only one fault; she was perfect. Otherwise, she was perfect.
-- Truman Capote

Website 4 the day:
ASCII draw:
http://asciiflow.com/

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Nothing to say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 23, 2015, In : Humor 
He had nothing to say and he said it.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
Hobby projects:
http://kipkay.com/

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A Englishman alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 22, 2015, In : Humor 
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
-- Geroge Mikes

Website 4 the day:
Clean up web page content:
http://saulify.me/

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ex-IRS

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 18, 2015, In : Humor 
I used to work for the IRS, but I found it too taxing. 

Website 4 the day:
Find uncrowded places: 
http://avoidhumans.com/

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The optimist and the fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 17, 2015, In : Humor 
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
-- George Jean Nathan

Website 4 the day:
1000 year old cure kills MRSA bacteria:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-32117815

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The environment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 15, 2015, In : Humor 
The environment is everything that isn't me.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
The edge of knowledge:
http://edge.org/

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Intellectual label

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 13, 2015, In : Humor 
To label me as an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
-- Dick Cavett

Website 4 the day:
DIY dog clothing:
http://theilovedogssite.com/25-free-dog-clothing-ideas-patterns/

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Never more children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 13, 2015, In : Humor 
Never have more children than you have car windows.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
ASCII banner text:
http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=display&f=Graffiti

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My last hope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Website 4 the day:
Linux command reference:
http://linoxide.com/guide/linux-command-shelf.html

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A committee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 10, 2015, In : Humor 
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Free cloud storage:
http://askbobrankin.com/ten_free_cloud_backup_services.html

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Woman in a sweatshirt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 10, 2015, In : Humor 
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Book sculptures:
http://earth-landscapes.info/beautiful-transformation-from-old-books-into-amazing-landscapes/

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Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Digital Signal Processing guide:
http://www.dspguide.com/pdfbook.htm

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Meeting blackberries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Two blackberries met. They were both in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
They're made of meat:
http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/TheyMade.shtml

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Listening to opera

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
-- James Stephens

Website 4 the day:
Math notes:
http://tutorial.math.lamar.edu/

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Never saw the irony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 2, 2015, In : Humor 
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a sonofabitch.
-- Jack Nocholson

Website 4 the day:
A word in all of your fonts:
http://wordmark.it/

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No actor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 1, 2015, In : Humor 
I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it.
-- Victor Mature

Website 4 the day:
Default router passwords:
http://routerpasswords.com/

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Wood shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 29, 2015, In : Humor 
I nailed my wood-shop test.

Website 4 the day:
Categorized videos:
http://www.frequency.com/guide

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Tragedy v. Comedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Travel videos:
http://www.travelistly.com/tv

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Paid too much

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 25, 2015, In : Humor 
We pay him too much, but he's worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Random videos:
http://soupy.tv/

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Surprised audience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 25, 2015, In : Humor 
In the theatre the audience want to be surprised -- but by the things they expect.
-- Tristan Bernard

Website 4 the day:
Find people:
http://www.peekyou.com/

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Not a woman's dress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 24, 2015, In : Humor 
You must understand that this is not a woman's dress I'm wearing. It's a man's dress.
-- David Bowie

Website 4 the day:
Rent a husband:
http://www.rentahusband.com/

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A better self

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 23, 2015, In : Humor 
I liked myself better when I wasn't me
-- Carol Burnett

Website 4 the day:
Send a message from beyond:
http://ifidie.org/

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Cowbells

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 22, 2015, In : Humor 
Cows wear cowbells because their horns don't work.

Website 4 the day:
Find info on people:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/4-steps-find-information-someone-online/

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Never punch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Never punch a man chewing tobacco.
Joan Bauer

Website 4 the day:
Share the web, together:
http://www.teamgum.com/

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Death by housework

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Free legal forms:
http://formswift.com/

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Along with the critics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 17, 2015, In : Humor 
I, along with the critics, have never taken myself very seriously.
-- Elizabeth Taylor

Website 4 the day:
Illusions:
http://www.grand-illusions.com/acatalog/ig-index.html

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Scottish existence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 17, 2015, In : Humor 
Scotland is a country where existence itself is seen as a form of showing off.
-- Rab C Nesbitt

Website 4 the day:
Linux podcasts:
http://www.thelinuxlink.net/

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Changing his spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 14, 2015, In : Humor 
The leopard wanted to change his spots. So he moved.

Website 4 the day:
Danger, Humans:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPqk-O-fD4

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Age doesn't matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 10, 2015, In : Humor 
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
-- Luis Bunuel

Website 4 the day:
Get alerts of available hotel rooms :
http://www.hotelroomalerts.com/

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Had I known

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 9, 2015, In : Humor 
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
China's smog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6X2uwlQGQM
(turn on English captioning)


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Stork delivery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Sunday is PUNday:

Most babies are delivered by a stork, but their kid was so large at birth that they needed a crane.

Website 4 the day:
Free audio books and e-books:
http://www.loyalbooks.com/

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Expensive suits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 7, 2015, In : Humor 
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
-- Warren Buffet.

Website 4 the day:
Free video footage:
http://www.pond5.com/stock-video-footage/1/*.html?free=1

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Marriages made in Heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 6, 2015, In : Humor 
They say that marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood

Website 4 the day:
Contribute to science:
https://www.zooniverse.org/

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Ruins my life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 3, 2015, In : Humor 
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Write interactive stories:
http://www.inklestudios.com/inklewriter/

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Honesty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Honesty is the best policy, if you can afford the premiums.

Website 4 the day:
Free TV shows:
http://www.shoutfactorytv.com/

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To succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 24, 2015, In : Humor 
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
You can unlock your phone:
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/carrier-unlocking-official,news-20440.html

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Laughing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 23, 2015, In : Humor 
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Free engineering courses:
http://www.programmerfish.com/40-free-online-electrical-engineering-courses/

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Walking magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 22, 2015, In : Humor 
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Website 4 the day:
Fake girlfriend/boyfriend:
https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/
https://invisibleboyfriend.com/

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A taxidermist's shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 15, 2015, In : Humor 
Sign at a taxidermist's shop: Don't feed the animals, they are already stuffed.

Website 4 the day:
Celestial body art:
http://rectangleworld.com/blog/archives/1018

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The best policy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Educational videos:
http://sciencehack.com/

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Dwarfs and midgets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Dwarfs and midgets have little in common.

Website 4 the day:
Optical illusion paintings:
http://www.theslicedbreadclub.com/awesome/25-mind-twisting-optical-illusion-paintings-by-rob-gonsalves

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Favorite gym machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 7, 2015, In : Humor 
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
-- Caroline Rhea

Website 4 the day:
Free manuals:
http://www.central-manuals.com/

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Secret to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 4, 2015, In : Humor 
The secret to happiness is low expectations.
-- Barry Schwartz

Website 4 the day:
Flash cards and study guides:
https://www.studyblue.com/

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I understand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 1, 2015, In : Humor 
I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

Website 4 the day:
Tell a story:
http://twinery.org/

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A lawyer's request

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 24, 2015, In : Humor 
A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

Website 4 the day:
Poster from image:
http://rasterbator.net/

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God made idiots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 23, 2015, In : Humor 
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Movie recommendations:
http://agoodmovietowatch.com/

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A friend succeeds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 23, 2015, In : Humor 
Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
A-maze-ing:
http://www.mazegenerator.net/

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Best leading men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 22, 2015, In : Humor 
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
-- Elizabeth Taylor

Website 4 the day:
Make a hybrid animal:
http://www.switchzoo.com/zoo.htm

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Wasn't spoiled

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, In : Humor 

Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Code collaboratively:
https://koding.com/

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Go to Washington

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, In : Humor 
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Health information:
http://www.healthcentral.com/

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Can't do nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Well we can’t stand around here doing nothing, people will think we’re workmen.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Check BASH shell scripts:
http://www.shellcheck.net/

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Work at Starbucks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 18, 2015, In : Humor 
I used to work at Starbucks, but got tired of the grind.

Website 4 the day:
Computer programming tutorials:
http://www.gotoandlearn.com/

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Four years wasted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 16, 2015, In : Humor 
I spent four years in college. I didn't learn a thing. It was really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
-- B. J. Novak

Website 4 the day:
Scientific graphing software: 
http://yoshinograph.jpn.org/ 

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Airplane mode

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 16, 2015, In : Humor 
I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever.
Lanre Animashaun

Website 4 the day:
Program visually:
http://www.easycode.cat/English/index.htm

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On a pedestal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 15, 2015, In : Humor 
When you put someone on a pedestal you may find they only look down on you.
-- Michael Travis

Website 4 the day:
Animation studio:
http://www.synfig.org/cms/

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Grandma doesn't need glasses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 12, 2015, In : Humor 
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
-- Henry Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Norway bicycle lift:
http://blog.jimmyr.com/Bicycle_lift_in_Norway_05_2008.php

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Heart of a lion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 12, 2015, In : Humor 
My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

Website 4 the day:
Windows 8 Start Screen Enhancer:
http://www.greatis.com/startscreenunlimited/

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Intelligent life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 9, 2015, In : Humor 
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
3D Modeling and Animation:
http://www.blender.org/

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Why God created man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 7, 2015, In : Humor 
The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Lucid dreamer's journal
http://lucidcode.com/LightenedDream/

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Watched three DVDs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television.

Website 4 the day:
App virtualization:
http://www.cameyo.com/

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The week's end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 30, 2014, In : Humor 
Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Mistakes that almost ended the world:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19790_6-tiny-mistakes-that-almost-ended-world.html

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Broke my arm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 28, 2014, In : Humor 
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

Website 4 the day:
Create music with others:
http://labs.dinahmoe.com/plink/#

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Ruin an apology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 24, 2014, In : Humor 
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Plug-in clicks on all ads in the background:
http://dhowe.github.io/AdNauseam/

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Two times in a man’s life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 23, 2014, In : Humor 
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Cut and paste graphical emoji:
http://getemoji.com

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So clever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 22, 2014, In : Humor 
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Learn web programming:
https://dash.generalassemb.ly/

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Shoplifting underwear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 20, 2014, In : Humor 
After shoplifting a package of underwear, the thief led police on a brief chase.

Website 4 the day:
Backup your Windows files with Synctoy:
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=15155

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Saved from the bureaucracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 18, 2014, In : Humor 
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
-- Eugene McCarthy

Website 4 the day:
Free physics textbook:
http://www.motionmountain.net/

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An honest politician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 17, 2014, In : Humor 
An honest politician is one who wen he's bought stays bought.
-- Simon Cameron

Website 4 the day:
Find online courses:
https://www.mysliderule.com/

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Towel jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 14, 2014, In : Humor 
If towels could tell jokes they would have a dry sense of humor.

Website 4 the day:
Virtual Gumshoe (searches):
http://www.virtualgumshoe.com/resources/

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Astronauts' conversation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 7, 2014, In : Humor 
One astronaut said to the other: "Let's do launch."

Website 4 the day:
Free classic arcade games:
https://archive.org/details/internetarcade

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Nixon's irony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 6, 2014, In : Humor 
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, "launder" became a dirty word.
-- William Zinsser

Website 4 the day:
Generate hipster business names:
http://www.hipsterbusiness.name/

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Only two tragedies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 3, 2014, In : Humor 
In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free circuit diagrams:
http://www.high-voltage-lab.com/

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My best thoughts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 3, 2014, In : Humor 
All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Phrases Shakespeare coined:
http://www.pathguy.com/shakeswo.htm

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Opposites

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 29, 2014, In : Humor 
Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.

Website 4 the day:
Find trending stories:
http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends/visualize?nrow=5&ncol=5&pn=p1

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The tooth fairy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 29, 2014, In : Humor 
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
-- David Richerby

Website 4 the day:
Find your lost camera or lens (or see who is publishing your photos online):
https://www.lenstag.com/

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Reading is an escape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 29, 2014, In : Humor 
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
-- Lemony Snicket

Website 4 the day:
Find available domain names:
http://www.leandomainsearch.com/

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Something you never want to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 27, 2014, In : Humor 
If there is something you never want to do, then do it badly.
-- Michael Travis

Website 4 the day:
Turkey on a treadmill:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtProYWkpcM

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What is written

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 25, 2014, In : Humor 
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Find e-mail address templates:
http://emailbreaker.com/

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Sad for Wile E. Coyote

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 25, 2014, In : Humor 
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
-- Matt Roller

Website 4 the day:
Find a restroom:
http://www.refugerestrooms.org/

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Nesting dolls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.

Website 4 the day:
Become a movie extra:
http://www.backstage.com/casting/open-casting-calls/extras-casting/

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You’re getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 21, 2014, In : Humor 
You know you’re getting old when people tell you how good you look.
-- Alan King

Website 4 the day:
New and classic non-fiction:
http://longform.org/

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Insanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 19, 2014, In : Humor 
Insanity doesn’t run in my family. It gallops.
-- Cary Grant

Website 4 the day:
101 Free stock photo sites:
http://restaurantcoverings.com/free-stock-photos

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Six out of seven dwarfs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 15, 2014, In : Humor 
Six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.

Website 4 the day:
Levar Burton reads go the @#$* to Sleep:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/10/26/359120177/levar-burton-reads-go-the-expletive-to-sleep

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Procrastinate now

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 15, 2014, In : Humor 
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Free one-way car rentals:
https://www.transfercarus.com/

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Good advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 13, 2014, In : Humor 
The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free photo sites:
http://www.designskilz.com/free-photos/

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A head on her shoulders

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 12, 2014, In : Humor 
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Wood database:
http://www.wood-database.com/

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The price of love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 11, 2014, In : Humor 
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
-- Jarod Kintz

Website 4 the day:
Online voice recorder:
http://vocaroo.com/

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To be ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 10, 2014, In : Humor 
To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Hack DVD and Blu-ray region codes:
http://www.videohelp.com/dvdhacks

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Dry erase boards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 9, 2014, In : Humor 
Dry erase boards are remarkable.

Website 4 the day:
Random thoughts:
http://www.random.co/

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A therapist knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 3, 2014, In : Humor 
Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
-- Dominic Riccitello

Website 4 the day:
Find Twitter personal info:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/anyone-can-find-personal-details-via-twitter-tinfoleak/

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Organization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 2, 2014, In : Humor 
Periodically, I like to organize the chemical elements.

Website 4 the day:
Annimated explanations:
http://animagraffs.com/

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A woman's mood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 2, 2014, In : Humor 
You can tell a woman’s mood by watching her hands. For instance, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
-- Lani Lynn Vale

Website 4 the day:
History of some everyday objects:
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/design/2012/05/the_evolution_of_everyday_objects_the_key_the_book_the_phone_and_more_.html

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How is North Korea?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 27, 2014, In : Humor 
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

Website 4 the day:
On-line TV shows and movies:
http://wheretowatch.org/

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Prison break

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 18, 2014, In : Humor 
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

Website 4 the day:
Learn chess:
http://www.chesscademy.com/

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Only my name

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 17, 2014, In : Humor 
My name is only an anagram of 'Toilets'.
-- T.S. Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Convert e-mail thread to real time chat:
http://chat.cc/

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Farmer and his cows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 12, 2014, In : Humor 
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

Website 4 the day:
Frogs watching Bug TV: 
http://boingboing.net/2014/09/22/frogs-enjoy-watching-video-of.htmlThought 4 The
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Was a banker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 5, 2014, In : Humor 
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Website 4 the day:
Send tweets longer than 140 characters:
http://talltweets.com/

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Like sex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 3, 2014, In : Humor 
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
-- Richard P. Feynman

Website 4 the day:
Free vector graphics editor:
http://inkscape.org/en/

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Staying young

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 30, 2014, In : Humor 
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball

Website 4 the day:
Run Android Apps on Windows, Mac, and Linux boxes:
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/09/hack-runs-android-apps-on-windows-mac-and-linux-computers/

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Good birthdays

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 29, 2014, In : Humor 
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
-- Larry Lorenzoni

Website 4 the day:
Slot machine science:
http://www.vox.com/2014/8/7/5976927/slot-machines-casinos-addiction-by-design

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Mobius joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 28, 2014, In : Humor 
I've been trying to come up with a joke about a Mobius strip but I don't know where to begin.

Website 4 the day:
Make your own comics:
http://www.makebeliefscomix.com/

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No children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Never have children, only grandchildren.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Free invoice creator:
https://www.freeinvoicecreator.com/

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Sunday mass

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 21, 2014, In : Humor 
If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week?

Website 4 the day:
Summarize text:
http://www.tools4noobs.com/summarize/

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Talked about our future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 15, 2014, In : Humor 
I talked about our future and she brought up my past. It was a tense conversation.

Website 4 the day:
25 sites to watch free TV shows:
http://nerdsmagazine.com/websites-to-enjoy-your-favorite-tv-shows-online/

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Time is a drug

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 12, 2014, In : Humor 
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Daily good:
http://www.dailygood.org/

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Amnesia and déjà vu

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 11, 2014, In : Humor 
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Huffington's good news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/good-news/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 10, 2014, In : Humor 
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Triple web browser:
http://www.lunascape.tv/

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God creating man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 9, 2014, In : Humor 
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Optimist World:
http://optimistworld.com/

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Two wrongs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 8, 2014, In : Humor 
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
-- Thomas Stephen Szasz

Website 4 the day:
Happy news:
http://www.happynews.com/

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Eat a watch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 7, 2014, In : Humor 
I tried to eat a watch. It was time consuming.

Website 4 the day:
Find the invisible cow:
http://findtheinvisiblecow.com/

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 5, 2014, In : Humor 

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate in the cloud (free for up to 10 people):
http://www.igloosoftware.com/

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Closed mouth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 4, 2014, In : Humor 
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
-- Sam Horn

Website 4 the day:
Learn to code interactively:
http://dailyzenlist.com/post/92635811587/15-interactive-websites-to-teach-you-how-to-code

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Reincarnation seminar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 2, 2014, In : Humor 
Last month I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar. I figured hey you only live once.
-- Randy Shakes

Website 4 the day:
DIY industrial machines:
http://opensourceecology.org/

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Life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 31, 2014, In : Humor 
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Learn Javascript:
http://eloquentjavascript.net/

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Bakery burned down

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 31, 2014, In : Humor 
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

Website 4 the day:
Edit Microsoft files for free:
http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/online/

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Quitting is easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 26, 2014, In : Humor 
Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Open movie editor:
http://www.openmovieeditor.org

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Only in America

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 25, 2014, In : Humor 
Only in America, if you fail as a person, you can always write a book.
-- Ferg Stevens

Website 4 the day:
Lower priority of CPU hogs:
http://www.donationcoder.com/Software/Mouser/proctamer/

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In the waiting room

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 24, 2014, In : Humor 
Nurse: “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”

Website 4 the day:
Equity crowdfunding:
http://www.seedrs.com/

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Got the brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 20, 2014, In : Humor 
You've got the brain of a four year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Web page load time:
http://www.numion.com/stopwatch/index.html

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Pottery accident

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 17, 2014, In : Humor 
The pottery worker fell into a kiln and was fired.

Website 4 the day:
Sex slang:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/57872/31-adorable-slang-terms-sexual-intercourse-last-600-years

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Ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 13, 2014, In : Humor 
Even his ignorance is in encyclopedic.
-- Stanislaw Lec

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
http://www.gratisography.com/

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Return on my money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 11, 2014, In : Humor 
I’m not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
German WWI images:
http://tiny.cc/germanwwi

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Fell into a colander

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 10, 2014, In : Humor 
A man fell into a large colander and strained himself.

Website 4 the day:
List of websites Google has forgotten:
http://hiddenfromgoogle.com/

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Motivating husbands

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 8, 2014, In : Humor 
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
-- Anne Bancrof

Website 4 the day:
Pronounce your name for people:
http://namez.com/

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I am deep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 7, 2014, In : Humor 
I am deeply superficial.
-- Ava Gardner

Website 4 the day:
Starship schematics database:
http://www.shipschematics.net/

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Shortest distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 6, 2014, In : Humor 
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
-- Noelie Alito

Website 4 the day:
An homage to classic video games:
http://www.5by.com/art-and-animation/posts/7A5/game-over-by-pes

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A stick in water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 4, 2014, In : Humor 
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That’s why I never take baths.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
PC hardware analysis:
http://www.hwinfo.com/

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Obesity in my family

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 3, 2014, In : Humor 
Obesity doesn't run in my family. No one runs in my family.

Website 4 the day:
The oldest joke book:
http://publishing.yudu.com/Library/Au7bv/PhilogelosTheLaughAd/resources/93.htm

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People who know how to run the country

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 30, 2014, In : Humor 
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Stop being tracked:
https://www.eff.org/privacybadger

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My language command

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 28, 2014, In : Humor 
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
-- Robert C. Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Hackable browser::
http://breach.cc

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Gift cake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 27, 2014, In : Humor 
A German ex-con brought me a cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.

Website 4 the day:
Send e-mail and get it back 5 years from now:
thevault.listserve@gmail.com

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Wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 25, 2014, In : Humor 
I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
Car complaints:
http://www.carcomplaints.com/

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Had some words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 25, 2014, In : Humor 
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-- Bill Clinton

Website 4 the day:
Analyze webpage performance:
http://gtmetrix.com/

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A good lover

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 23, 2014, In : Humor 
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Exercise your brain:
http://brainworkshop.sourceforge.net/

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I called the wrong number

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 22, 2014, In : Humor 
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Browser-based password tool:
https://www.mitro.co/

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Six months to live

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 21, 2014, In : Humor 
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
-- Walter Matthau

Website 4 the day:
Private e-mail: 
https://www.virtru.com/

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Boring hunting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 20, 2014, In : Humor 
House hunting is incredibly boring, they never move.

Website 4 the day:
Convert text to functions:
http://www.xamuel.com/inverse-graphing-calculator.php?phrase=t4td.com

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Afraid of the dark

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 18, 2014, In : Humor 
I’m afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Improve your social writing:
https://notegraphy.com/

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When a man ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 17, 2014, In : Humor 
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
-- Prince Philip

Website 4 the day:
Do you have Adult ADHD?
http://www.everydayhealth.com/ownyouradhd

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Depressed women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 16, 2014, In : Humor 
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler

Website 4 the day:
Free video conferencing:
https://appear.in/

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He who hesitates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 15, 2014, In : Humor 
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Disposable e-mail:
http://www.yopmail.com/en/

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Predictions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 14, 2014, In : Humor 
Wall Street indexes predicted 9 out of the last five recessions.
-- Paul a Samuelson

Website 4 the day:
Digital painting studio:
http://kritastudio.com/

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Stolen calendar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 13, 2014, In : Humor 
Two thieves stole a calendar. Each got six months.

Website 4 the day:
Household product tricks:
http://www.gagsbox.com/tape-this-inside-medicine-cabinet/

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Job cleaning mirrors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 6, 2014, In : Humor 
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could see myself doing.

Website 4 the day:
You're getting old:
http://you.regettingold.com/

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Who I was

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 5, 2014, In : Humor 
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
-- Emo Plillips

Website 4 the day:
Find online courses:
http://www.mysliderule.com/

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On the other hand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 2, 2014, In : Humor 
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Sleep in someone else's hotel room:
https://www.roomertravel.com/

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Forgive me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 1, 2014, In : Humor 
Forgive me now – tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
How much of your nest egg is being eaten?
https://www.feex.com/

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Humor like a frog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 1, 2014, In : Humor 
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-- E. B. White

Website 4 the day:
Capture screenshot of a web page:
http://ctrlq.org/screenshots/

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You’re not drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 30, 2014, In : Humor 
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin

Website 4 the day:
Fix stuff:
http://www.ifixit.com/

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Split pea soup

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 30, 2014, In : Humor 
I ordered split pea soup at a beatnik restaurant all I got was an bowl of hot water.

Website 4 the day:
Urinal video game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QxnG25Tl4

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Putting the record straight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 27, 2014, In : Humor 
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.
-- Erica Jong

Website 4 the day:
Click on a finger:
http://www.arnelefant.de/iClip_fuer_html.swf

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Puns to kleptomaniacs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 22, 2014, In : Humor 
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Website 4 the day:
Clean your screen:
http://www.sanger.dk

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Try to fail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 22, 2014, In : Humor 
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Remote access via browser:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/guacamole/

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When I was your age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 19, 2014, In : Humor 
When I was your age, television was called books.
-- William Goldman

Website 4 the day:
Epic fails:
http://www.pbh2.com/humor/fail-gif/

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Watching TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 15, 2014, In : Humor 
I was watching the television for hours yesterday. I got bored, so I turned it on. That didn't help.

Website 4 the day:
Play with faces:
http://mono-1.com/monoface/main.html

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Shotgun wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 7, 2014, In : Humor 
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

Website 4 the day:
Man vs. balloon:
http://awegif.com/gifs/5474.gif

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How he became a ditch-digger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2014, In : Humor 
When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger, he said he just fell into it.

Website 4 the day:
Octopus unscrews a jar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3M_DcO6wk#t=83

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Escaped rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 25, 2014, In : Humor 
5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.

Website 4 the day:
Interplanetary delivery service:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSGZyRBpMBE#t=60

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Dancing cheek-to-cheek

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 18, 2014, In : Humor 
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Website 4 the day:
Generate domain names:
http://www.domainsbot.com/

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Only works in practice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 13, 2014, In : Humor 
Wikipedia only works in practice. In theory, it's a total disaster.
-- Sue Gardner

Website 4 the day:
Your digital afterlife:
https://tellmebye.com/en

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If you had a hammer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 11, 2014, In : Humor 
If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.
-- David Allen

Website 4 the day:
Weather odds:
http://www.weatherodds.info/

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Carpet store fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 10, 2014, In : Humor 
After the carpet store burned down, only remnants remained.

Website 4 the day:
Sent e-mail reminders:
http://reme.io/

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The Dalmatian ran away

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 4, 2014, In : Humor 
When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Website 4 the day:
Some useless devices:
http://www.ufunk.net/design/the-uncomfortable-katerina-kamprani

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Always borrow money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 30, 2014, In : Humor 
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
-- Oscare Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Online photo editor:
http://pixlr.com/editor/

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Quarks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 27, 2014, In : Humor 
Never trust a quark. They make up everything.

Website 4 the day:
Academic Torrent:

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Smarter than dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 25, 2014, In : Humor 
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez

Website 4 the day:
Android app to easily share WiFi:
http://instabridge.com/en/

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Coca-Cola interviews

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 19, 2014, In : Humor 
Interviews at the Coca-Cola factory include a pop quiz.

Website 4 the day:
Optical illusion cut-outs:
http://gagsarea.com/28099

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Uncle's dying wish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 18, 2014, In : Humor 
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Find your next love:
https://www.allpaws.com/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 17, 2014, In : Humor 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner

Website 4 the day:
Multiplatform backup:
http://www.code42.com/crashplan/

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The world is a stage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 14, 2014, In : Humor 
The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Improve your writing:
http://www.hemingwayapp.com/

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Boolean's best

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 12, 2014, In : Humor 
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

Website 4 the day:
Easily put events on your calendar:
http://super.cc/

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Rat race

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 10, 2014, In : Humor 
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
High quality video courses:
http://www.mobento.com/

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Facts first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 8, 2014, In : Humor 
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Automatic podcast post-production:
http://auphonic.com/

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Alexander Graham Bell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 6, 2014, In : Humor 
Alexander Graham Bell followed his calling.

Website 4 the day:
Find songs on the Internet:
http://soundyouneed.com/

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Dad was stealing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 30, 2014, In : Humor 
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Website 4 the day:
Pong traffic light button:
http://www.gtack.com/p.php?p=un0vla8n

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Ghosts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Sunday is PUNday: 
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers. 
Website 4 the day:
Include yourself in group photos: 
http://groopic.com/

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Reading & sunbathing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 16, 2014, In : Humor 
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Website 4 the day:
Bad Project (Lady Gaga parody):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl4L4M8m4d0

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Kinds of programming languages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 13, 2014, In : Humor 
There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup

Website 4 the day:
Inflatable turkey:
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11940-Inflatable-Turkey/dp/B002K51IQI

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Writing error-free programs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 11, 2014, In : Humor 
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
-- Alan J. Perlis

Website 4 the day:
Endless energy source:
http://www.vid4fun.com/Funny/189/endless-source-of-energy.html

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Root beer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 9, 2014, In : Humor 
I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I just have beer.

Website 4 the day:
Let knowledge flow:
https://gibbon.co

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Some women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 8, 2014, In : Humor 
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
― Cher

Website 4 the day:
Get answers from local businesses:
http://talkto.com/

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Looking for a blessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, In : Humor 
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
Transcribe audio/video files:
http://otranscribe.com/

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Parking space sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 2, 2014, In : Humor 
Sign by parking space: "Witches' parking only. All others will be toad."

Website 4 the day:
Rhyming dictionary and verse editor:
http://www.tucows.com/preview/511127/McGill-Rhyming-Dictionary--VersePerfect

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Write what you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 27, 2014, In : Humor 
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.”
― Howard Nemerov

Website 4 the day:
Free live video:
http://www.filmon.com/tv/live

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I like work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 26, 2014, In : Humor 
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
See the iron in your cereal:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=cereal-contains-iron

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Juries are never satisfied

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Juries are never satisfied with their verdicts, they always return them.

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://photopin.com/

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Your lack of hair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 16, 2014, In : Humor 
If you deceive people about your lack of hair, there will be hell toupee.

Website 4 the day:
Extend your Gmail:
http://http://toolbox.mxhero.com//

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Too open-minded

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 14, 2014, In : Humor 
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Website 4 the day:
Learn to be a hacker:
http://www.fromdev.com/2013/07/Hacking-Tutorials.html

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Nobel laureates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 10, 2014, In : Humor 
Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.

Website 4 the day:
Learn to program:
http://www.codecademy.com/

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Man cooled to absolute zero

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 2, 2014, In : Humor 
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

Website 4 the day:
Repair electronic stuff:
http://www.repairfaq.org/sam/tshoot.htm

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Solipsistic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 26, 2014, In : Humor 
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

Website 4 the day:
Free Android IDE:
http://www.jetbrains.com/idea/features/android.html

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My ghoulish reputation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
-- Robert Bloch

Website 4 the day:
Fill out PDF forms:
https://www.fillanypdf.com/

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Suffer insanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 20, 2014, In : Humor 
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Sherrilyn Kenyon

Website 4 the day:
Your social life after death:
https://perpetu.co/

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Cool celebrities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 19, 2014, In : Humor 
Celebrities stay so cool due to their many fans.

Website 4 the day:
Instant search for Chome browser:
http://searchlet.io/

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Forgive anybody

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2014, In : Humor 
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
― Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
3 words identify all of earth:
http://what3words.com/

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Nothing is impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2014, In : Humor 
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
― A.A. Milne

Website 4 the day:
Blog with no web experience:
http://www.socialgimme.com/

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It's not denial

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 15, 2014, In : Humor 
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Gender of blog author:
http://www.genderanalyzer.com/

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Capacity for friendship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, In : Humor 
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
-- Jay McInerney

Website 4 the day:
They bring at night:
http://www.useluna.com/

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$2,000 perfume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 13, 2014, In : Humor 
A woman who wears $2,000 per ounce perfume has no common scents.

Website 4 the day:
Virtually anonymous:
https://duvamis.com/newvision/homepage.htm

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Exorcist payment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 5, 2014, In : Humor 
I didn't pay my exorcist and was repossessed.

Website 4 the day:
Crowdsourced delivery:
http://www.piggybee.com/

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A superb cast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 4, 2014, In : Humor 
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
Website builder:
http://www.webdesignland.com/

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A tattoo artist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 29, 2013, In : Humor 
A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.

Website 4 the day:
Search the web, plant a tree:
http://www.ecosia.org/

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Clothes make the man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2013, In : Humor 
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Defeat Internet censorship:
https://www.getlantern.org/

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Fear hurdles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 22, 2013, In : Humor 
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Website 4 the day:
Find Ebay misspellings:
http://www.invisible-auctions.com/

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What you can do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 20, 2013, In : Humor 
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
-- Orson Welles

Website 4 the day:
Free computer tips:
http://newsletter.askleo.com

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Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 19, 2013, In : Humor 
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
-- Joss Whedon

Website 4 the day:
Youtube converter:
http://www.freemake.com/free_youtube_converter/

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At the ocean bottom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 15, 2013, In : Humor 
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

Website 4 the day:
WYSIWYG HTML editor:
http://htmleditor.in/index.html

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Don't ask God for a bike

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 13, 2013, In : Humor 
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
-- Emo Philips

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/

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Crossed an electric eel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 8, 2013, In : Humor 
I crossed an electric eel with a sponge and wound up with a shock absorber.

Website 4 the day:
Erase yourself:
http://gizmodo.com/how-to-erase-yourself-from-the-internet-1456270634

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Handicapped ambitions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 5, 2013, In : Humor 
My ambition is handicapped by laziness.
-- Charles Bukowski

Website 4 the day:
Internet radio and recorder:
http://www.screamer-radio.com/

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Your sense of morals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 5, 2013, In : Humor 
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
Social alarm clock:
http://sleep.fm/

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A photon at a hotel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 1, 2013, In : Humor 
A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

Website 4 the day:
Make a Pocketmod:
http://pocketmod.com/

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Accept the universe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 29, 2013, In : Humor 
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Instead of TV, watch:
http://unplugthetv.com/

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Snake charmer marries an undertaker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 24, 2013, In : Humor 
A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse".

Website 4 the day:
Complete list of text emoticons:
http://cool-smileys.com/text-emoticons

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I lie to myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 23, 2013, In : Humor 
I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.
-- S.E. Hinton

Website 4 the day:
Who is watching you surf?
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/lightbeam/

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Lemons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 22, 2013, In : Humor 
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-- Cathy Guisewite

Website 4 the day:
Find filler items for Amazon free shipping:
http://www.filleritem.com/

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Used to be a banker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 17, 2013, In : Humor 
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest

Website 4 the day:
Stream and download music:
https://sites.google.com/site/getsongr/

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God created war

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 16, 2013, In : Humor 
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Real cursive handwriting fonts:
http://www.vletter.com/design_visitor.htm

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Sleep talking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2013, In : Humor 
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
Web data into information:
http://import.io/

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Drive safely while kissing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 10, 2013, In : Humor 
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
How to spy on an embassy:
http://www.duncancampbell.org/embassy-bugging

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Didn't like my beard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 10, 2013, In : Humor 
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me .

Website 4 the day:
Meditation motivation:
http://medivate.com/

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I was gratified

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 8, 2013, In : Humor 
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Who has a file locked?
http://www.dr-hoiby.com/WhoLockMe/

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Life is a disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 7, 2013, In : Humor 
Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
-- Neil Gaiman

Website 4 the day:
Get a UK IP address
http://www.expatshield.com/

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Great price

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 3, 2013, In : Humor 
He bought the drum for a great price, it was a steel.

Website 4 the day:
Travel secrets:
http://millionmilesecrets.com/

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Avoid temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 1, 2013, In : Humor 
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Instant private network:
http://www.remobo.com/

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Indians were first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 27, 2013, In : Humor 
Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .

Website 4 the day:
Send anonymous fake e-mail:
http://deadfake.com/

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Always party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 25, 2013, In : Humor 
In America you can always find party. In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!
-- Yakov Smirnoff

Website 4 the day:
Forever videos - fireplace:
http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4

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Never go to bed mad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 24, 2013, In : Humor 
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Paper rulers:
http://www.vendian.org/mncharity/dir3/paper_rulers/

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Don't go to heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 23, 2013, In : Humor 
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Isolated PC environments:
http://icoresoftware.com/

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Hasn't worked for years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 20, 2013, In : Humor 
My grandfather's pocket watch hasn't worked for years, but I keep it anyway, as a timeless reminder of him.

Website 4 the day:
iPod without iTunes:
http://www.getsharepod.com/

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No good girls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 16, 2013, In : Humor 
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Mouse wheel redirector:
http://antibody-software.com/web/software/software/wizmouse-makes-your-mouse-wheel-work-on-the-window-under-the-mouse/

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She recognized me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 13, 2013, In : Humor 
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

Website 4 the day
3D anatomy and dissection lab:
http://www.zygotebody.com/

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Warm for a day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 11, 2013, In : Humor 
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Free virtual dissections:
http://www.examiner.com/article/free-virtual-dissections-online

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Make holy water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 6, 2013, In : Humor 
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Website 4 the day:
Where has your disk space gone?
http://antibody-software.com/web/software/software/wiztree-finds-the-files-and-folders-using-the-most-disk-space-on-your-hard-drive/

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Be two-faced

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 3, 2013, In : Humor 
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
-- Marilyn Monroe

Website 4 the day:
Spellcheck a website:
http://www.spellist.com/

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Love deadlines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 30, 2013, In : Humor 
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Misdirection video:
http://www.ted.com/talks/apollo_robbins_the_art_of_misdirection.html

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Where the sun went

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2013, In : Humor 
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .

Website 4 the day:
Mapping the Leaning Tower of Pisa:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23856662

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Nothing better than a friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 27, 2013, In : Humor 
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
-- Linda Grayson

Website 4 the day:
Send a letter in the future:
http://www.letter2future.com/

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Where I intended to go

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 24, 2013, In : Humor 
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Boot from the net:
http://www.netboot.me/

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Addicted to brake fluid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 22, 2013, In : Humor 
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .

Website 4 the day:
Insult generator:
http://www.insult-o-matic.com/insults/?mode=classic

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A day without sunshine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 15, 2013, In : Humor 
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Learn something:
http://www.memrise.com/

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When chemists die

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 15, 2013, In : Humor 
When chemists die, they barium.

Website 4 the day:
Check domain name availability:
http://www.pcnames.com/

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Kleptomania sufferer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 8, 2013, In : Humor 
A friend suffered from kleptomania. He went to a psychiatrist who told him to take something for it.

Website 4 the Day:
Make a binder clip weapon:
http://blog.shoplet.com/office-supplies/binder-clips-into-office-weapons/

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Climate v. weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 6, 2013, In : Humor 
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.
— Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Quantum physics made simple:
http://bethe.cornell.edu/

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Loved and lost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 6, 2013, In : Humor 
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
System-wide undo:
http://www.freewaregenius.com/returnil/

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Is this the man?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 5, 2013, In : Humor 
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Send HTML e-mail:
http://ctrlq.org/html-mail/

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I would break up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 4, 2013, In : Humor 
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Start menu organizer:
http://www.winstep.net/startmenuorganizer.asp

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Men are beasts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 2, 2013, In : Humor 
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
-- Doris Day

Website 4 the day:
Simple logic simulator:
http://www.neuroproductions.be/logic-lab/index.php

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A grape was stepped on

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 1, 2013, In : Humor 
When a grape was stepped on, it let out a little whine.

Website 4 the Day:
Pull my finger:
http://www.misternicehands.com/

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Man should forget his mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2013, In : Humor 
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
-- Duane Dewel

Website 4 the day:
Quick, funny shorts:
http://5secondfilms.com/

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Talk to God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2013, In : Humor 
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're scizophrenic?
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
How old are your ears?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxcbppCX6Rk&feature=youtu.be

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Rules for success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 29, 2013, In : Humor 
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.
-- Roger H. Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Free website privacy policy generator:
http://www.freeprivacypolicy.com/free-privacy-policy-generator.php

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Late cannibal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 25, 2013, In : Humor 
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

Website 4 the Day:
6 word stories:
http://www.sixwordstories.net/

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Suits in a garment bag

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2013, In : Humor 
Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Find similar websites:
http://www.websiteslike.org/

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Stole a calendar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 18, 2013, In : Humor 
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

Website 4 the Day:
Great courses from great universities:
https://www.edx.org/

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Fill out a form

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 16, 2013, In : Humor 
Why do you fill out a form by filling it in?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
100 year old 8th grade test:
http://tiny.cc/8thgradetest

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What procrastination gives you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 16, 2013, In : Humor 
Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.
-- Joan Konner

Website 4 the day:
Open source text-to-speech:
http://espeak.sourceforge.net/

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A life form with six or more legs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 14, 2013, In : Humor 
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Learn web or smartphone programming for $25 to $49 per month:
http://teamtreehouse.com

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Scouts' knot-tying class

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 11, 2013, In : Humor 
Our Boy Scouts' knot-tying class went off without a hitch.

Website 4 the Day:
High speed photos and explanations:
http://www.youtube.com/user/destinws2

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Recite at a play

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2013, In : Humor 
Why do you recite at a play but you play at a recital?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Windows secret weapon:
http://www.dedoimedo.com/computers/windows-wmic.html

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Every Tom, Dick and Harry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 8, 2013, In : Humor 
Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Open Source media player:
http://xbmc.org/about/

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No one knew

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 4, 2013, In : Humor 
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

Website 4 the Day:
Google game:
http://tiny.cc/3mmh0w

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Accidentally swallowed food coloring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 28, 2013, In : Humor 
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Website 4 the Day:
Is your birthrate in Pi?
http://www.facade.com/legacy/amiinpi/


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No yes-men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, In : Humor 
I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Best sites for ...:
http://www.topsite.com/

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What little birdies see

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, In : Humor 
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Get involved in science:
http://www.citizensciencecenter.com/

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Clone yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 21, 2013, In : Humor 
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!

Website 4 the Day:
Crayola color chart:
http://www.datapointed.net/visualizations/color/crayola-crayon-chart-bow/

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Scratch a dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 19, 2013, In : Humor 
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Make your own LOLCAT:
http://bighugelabs.com/lolcat.php

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Anyone can be president

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 17, 2013, In : Humor 
In America anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Brainstorming tool:
https://bubbl.us/

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Formula for success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 16, 2013, In : Humor 
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
-- Paul Getty

Website 4 the day:
Free multi-platform screen sharing
http://www.mingleview.com/

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Lose weight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 14, 2013, In : Humor 
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

Website 4 the Day:
Make a magazine cover:
http://bighugelabs.com/magazine.php

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If people don’t want to come out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 13, 2013, In : Humor 
If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s gonna stop them.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Hoax musuem:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/

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Love our neighbours

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 12, 2013, In : Humor 
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G K Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Free science books:
http://freescience.info

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I’ll dance in your grave

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 8, 2013, In : Humor 

The wife’s Mother said, “When you’re dead, I’ll dance in your grave.” I said: “Good, I’m being buried at sea.
-- Les Dawson

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft e-books:
http://blogs.msdn.com/b/mssmallbiz/archive/2013/06/18/huge-collection-of-free-microsoft-ebooks-for-you-including-office-office-365-sharepoint-sql-server-system-center-visual-studio-web-development-windows-windows-azure-and-windows-server.aspx

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Wino's suspicions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 6, 2013, In : Humor 
When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof.

Website 4 the Day:
Open source x86 operating system:
http://mikeos.berlios.de/

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Seeing through women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 6, 2013, In : Humor 
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
New York invaded by 8-bit computer games:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcv6dv_pixels-by-patrick-jean_creation#.Uc3oatLku0s

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TV knob

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 2, 2013, In : Humor 
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called ‘brightness’, but it doesn’t work.
-- Gallagher

Website 4 the day:
Cross-browser testing:
https://browserling.com/

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window fell into incinerator

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 30, 2013, In : Humor 
When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.

Website 4 the Day:
American pronunciations:
http://www.businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-show-the-deepest-linguistic-conflicts-in-america-2013-6#

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The person on the left

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 29, 2013, In : Humor 
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Add thought and speech bubbles to photos:
http://bighugelabs.com/captioner.php

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Happiness is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 27, 2013, In : Humor 
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman

Website 4 the day:
Hair facts:
http://hairlossgeeks.com/50-insane-facts-about-hair/

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Properly trained

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 24, 2013, In : Humor 
Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
-- Corey Ford

Website 4 the day:
Design a business card:
http://www.business-card-templates-free.com/

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The Grand Canyon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 23, 2013, In : Humor 
The Grand Canyon is gorge-ous.

Website 4 the Day:
Amazing facts:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazing-facts

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Who is sitting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 21, 2013, In : Humor 
Who is sitting in that empty chair?
-- Eugene Ormandy

Website 4 the day:
Interesting new ideas and products:
http://www.inewidea.com/

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Where the hand of man ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 18, 2013, In : Humor 
I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Replacement for spreadsheets, mind mappers, outliners, PIMs, text editors and small databases:
http://treesheets.com/

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A mute swears

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 16, 2013, In : Humor 
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Crazy national holidays:
http://www.studentbeans.com/worldweirdweb/a/odd+facts/what-crazy-national-day-falls-on-your-birthday3119.html

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Don't conserve water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 16, 2013, In : Humor 
If we don't conserve water we could go from one ex-stream to another

Website 4 the Day:
PC admin utility collection:
http://www.puransoftware.com/Puran-Utilities.html

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Ban shampoo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 9, 2013, In : Humor 
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.

Website 4 the Day:
Reverse dictionary:
http://onelook.com/reverse-dictionary.shtml

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The word 'phonetic'

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 8, 2013, In : Humor 
Why isn't the word 'phonetic' spelled the way it sounds?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Make a motivational poster:
http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php

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A person who golfs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 2, 2013, In : Humor 
GOLFER, n.: a person who yells "fore," takes six, and puts down five;

Website 4 the Day:
If they're so smart, how come they're dead?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_inventions

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Parsley farmer sued

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 27, 2013, In : Humor 
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Share your trip:
http://www.tripographer.marriott.com/

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Four legs and ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 26, 2013, In : Humor 
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

Website 4 the Day:
Track prices:
http://pricedroppp.com

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Changing zebras

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 22, 2013, In : Humor 
A zebra does not change its spots.
-- Al Gore

Website 4 the day:
Map of recent Wikipedia updates:
http://rcmap.hatnote.com/#en

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Not as difficult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 21, 2013, In : Humor 
It is not as difficult as I thought it was, but it is harder than it is.
-- Eugene Ormandy

Website 4 the day:
Cloud-based web development tool:
http://www.microsoft.com/web/

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Elevator sex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 19, 2013, In : Humor 
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Website 4 the Day:
Sync and share files:
http://labs.bittorrent.com/experiments/sync.html

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Homeless have 90%

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 17, 2013, In : Humor 
Where do homeless people have 90% of their accidents?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
President Garfield's proof of the Pythagorean Theorem:
http://www.futilitycloset.com/2008/08/03/a-novel-proof/

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Never make forecasts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 16, 2013, In : Humor 
Never make forecasts, especially about the future.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Free online games:
http://www.freearcade.com/

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Toaster wasn't waterproof

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 12, 2013, In : Humor 
When I found out that my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.

Website 4 the Day:
History maps overlaid on Google Maps:
http://rumsey.geogarage.com/

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How hard it is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, In : Humor 
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Donate with your clicks:
http://www.wiseup.org/donate/

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Hate to take advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 6, 2013, In : Humor 
I hate to take advice from him. He needs it so badly himself.
-- James Dent

Website 4 the day:
Create your own newspaper:
http://www.crayon.net/scripts/login.cgi?mode=create

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Cannibals ate a missionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 5, 2013, In : Humor 
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Website 4 the Day:
Smoothing pixelized art:
http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/paper/pixel.pdf

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If Lincoln was alive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 3, 2013, In : Humor 
If Lincoln was alive today, he'd roll over in his grave.
-- Gerald Ford

Website 4 the day:
Web development tutorials:
http:/tutorials.jenkov.com/

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Always insist on playing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 1, 2013, In : Humor 
Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct?
-- Eugene Ormandy

Website 4 the day:
Locate a famous grave, or that of a loved one:
http://www.findagrave.com/

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A professor talks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 30, 2013, In : Humor 
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Hubble photos:
http://www.hubblesite.org/gallery/album/entire

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Been a jogger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 28, 2013, In : Humor 
He has been a jogger for three years running.

Website 4 the Day:
Science Fun:
http://scifun.chem.wisc.edu/homeexpts/HOMEEXPTS.HTML

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What I do here

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 26, 2013, In : Humor 
Let me explain what I do here. I don't want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.
-- Eugene Ormandy

Website 4 the day:
Make an app without coding:
http://www.appmakr.com/

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America's blessed life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 25, 2013, In : Humor 
If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Make some music:
http://www.incredibox.com

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Here to help others

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 24, 2013, In : Humor 
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
States of the union:
http://stateoftheunion.onetwothree.net/

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Hofstadter's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 23, 2013, In : Humor 
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
-- Douglas Hofstadter

Website 4 the day:
Break virtual glass:
http://www.false.jp/

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The Times headline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2013, In : Humor 
Foot Heads Arms Body
-- The Times headline when Michael Foot was put in charge of a nuclear disarmament committee.

Website 4 the day:
The Wilderness Downtown:
http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/

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Didn't tell mother

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 21, 2013, In : Humor 
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

Website 4 the Day:
National health statistics:
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/

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Retired teachers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2013, In : Humor 
Retired teachers have no class.

Website 4 the Day:
Useless websites:
http://www.theuselessweb.com/

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No time to stop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 9, 2013, In : Humor 
There's no time to stop for gas, we're already late
-- Karin Donker

Website 4 the day:
How small is an atom:
http://www.ted.com/talks/just_how_small_is_an_atom.html

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Interview aced

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 7, 2013, In : Humor 
He aced the interview at a rubber stamp company by making a good impression.

Website 4 the Day:
Collect/offer a reward:
http://www.rewarder.com/

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Why buy a product?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 6, 2013, In : Humor 
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Search/replace for windows:
http://tools.tortoisesvn.net/grepWin.html

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Send some Styrofoam

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2013, In : Humor 
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Another password review tool:
http://www.passwordmeter.com/

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Temperature doesn't matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 4, 2013, In : Humor 
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How secure is your password?
http://howsecureismypassword.net/

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Million Shakespeares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 3, 2013, In : Humor 
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
DNS/URL tools:
http://viewdns.info/

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Microwaving instant coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 2, 2013, In : Humor 
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Music metadata encyclopedia:
http://musicbrainz.org/

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Within walking distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 1, 2013, In : Humor 
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Video compositor:
http://www.debugmode.com/wax/

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Hit on the head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 31, 2013, In : Humor 
He was hit on the head during a hail storm and knocked out cold.

Website 4 the Day:
Image morphing/warping:
http://www.debugmode.com/winmorph/

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Corporate merger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 24, 2013, In : Humor 
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler to merge. New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker. 

Website 4 the Day:
Timelessness of photons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ELA3ReWQJY

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Giving people hope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 23, 2013, In : Humor 
Religion - It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.  
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Slingshot Gatling gun:
http://gizmodo.com/5983191/

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Callers stay longer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 22, 2013, In : Humor 
Some callers stay longer in an hour than others do in a week. 
-- William Dean Howells

Website 4 the day:
What does your Facebook likes say about you?
http://youarewhatyoulike.com/

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Civilization is limitless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 21, 2013, In : Humor 
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.  
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The last password you will need:
https://lastpass.com

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Croaking frogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 17, 2013, In : Humor 
One frog croaks to the other, "Time's fun when you're having flies!" 

Website 4 the Day:
Live webcams from around the world:
http://www.opentopia.com/hiddencam.php?showmode=animated/

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Devil's business

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 14, 2013, In : Humor 
The devil does a nice business for such a lousy location. 
-- D. Bennett

Website 4 the day:
No cost FreeBSD shell account:
http://geekshells.org/

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Fat chance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 12, 2013, In : Humor 
English is a funny language. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing. 
-- Jack Herbert

Website 4 the day:
Take surveys for cash:
http://realwaystoearnmoneyonline.com/2012/10/38-survey-panels-that-still-pay-in-cash.html

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Inventor of the girdle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 10, 2013, In : Humor 
Whoever invented the girdle got a bum wrap. 

Website 4 the Day:
Free, 400,000 PDF ebooks:
http://worldlibrary.net/

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Enough exercise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 3, 2013, In : Humor 
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck. 

Website 4 the Day:
Read faster:
http://www.spreeder.com/app.php/

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Fell on my head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 24, 2013, In : Humor 
A book just fell on my head. I only got myshelf to blame.  

Website 4 the Day:
Find and share books:
http://www.bookcrossing.com/

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Fired from hot dog stand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 17, 2013, In : Humor 
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun. 

Website 4 the Day:
Find a free WiFi hotspot:
http://www.wefi.com/app/

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Lingerie thief

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 10, 2013, In : Humor 
The lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip. 

Website 4 the Day:
Alerts when a web site changes:
http://versionista.com/

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Carpenter's drill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 3, 2013, In : Humor 
A carpenter sat on his drill and was bored to tears. 

Website 4 the Day:
Lifting a 40 lb wheel with one hand:
http://twentytwowords.com/2012/06/01/man-lifts-a-40-pound-wheel-with-one-hand-and-no-effort-because-its-spinning/

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Tornado went through

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 27, 2013, In : Humor 
When the tornado went through town it was quite a blow.

Website 4 the Day:
Random facts:
http://didyouknowarchive.com/

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The concrete plant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 20, 2013, In : Humor 
My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.

Website 4 the Day:
Personalized news feed:
http://www.icurrent.com/

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Truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 19, 2013, In : Humor 
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.
-- Gloria Steinem

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
http://memrise.com

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Lost mood ring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 13, 2013, In : Humor 
I lost my mood ring, I'm not sure how I feel about this.

Website 4 the Day:
Search error messages:
http://www.errorhelp.com/

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I'm inclined

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 6, 2013, In : Humor 
I'm inclined to be laid back.

Website 4 the Day:
Free image/photo editor:
http://www.getpaint.net/index.html

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Many people and few outlets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 30, 2012, In : Humor 
An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

Website 4 the Day:
Be submissive:
http://freewebsubmission.com/

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Started with nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 29, 2012, In : Humor 
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
-- Michael Davis

Website 4 the day:
Search multiple classifieds at once:
http://www.searchtempest.com/

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Being punctual

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 28, 2012, In : Humor 
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Public safety radio communications data base:
http://www.radioreference.com/

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Picked up a sieve

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 23, 2012, In : Humor 
He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.

Website 4 the Day:
Interactive Eratosthenes:
http://www.cut-the-knot.org/Curriculum/Arithmetic/Eratosthenes.shtml

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So old that...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 22, 2012, In : Humor 
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
-- Bob Hope.

Website 4 the day:
Interactive periodic table of the elements:
http://ptable.com/

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Positive attitude

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 21, 2012, In : Humor 
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-- Herm Albright.

Website 4 the day:
Remote control for your PC:
http://www.tightvnc.com/

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Getting lucky

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2012, In : Humor 
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Funny office quotes:
http://meetingboy.com/

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Presently employed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2012, In : Humor 
'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper.

Website 4 the Day:
How to be a wrapper:
http://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-a-Present

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Fastest animal on earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 15, 2012, In : Humor 
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (6 of 6):
http://www.dslreports.com/speedtest?flash=1

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Try to rush me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 13, 2012, In : Humor 
If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.
-- Glenn Ford

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (4 of 6):
http://reviews.cnet.com/internet-speed-test/

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Over the hill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 10, 2012, In : Humor 
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (1 of 6):
http://myspeed.visualware.com/index.php

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An emotional wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2012, In : Humor 
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the Day:
Save the earth:
http://earth911.com

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Ocean to shore

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 2, 2012, In : Humor 
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.

Website 4 the Day:
Make up real-sounding words:
http://wordoid.com

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Men liked shopping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 28, 2012, In : Humor 
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
Price comparison:
http://www.pricegrabber.com/

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Breakfast egg

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 25, 2012, In : Humor 
A boiled egg for breakfast is hard to beat.

Website 4 the Day:
Make everything OK:
http://make-everything-ok.com/

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A small world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2012, In : Humor 
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Beautiful weather graphs and maps:
http://weatherspark.com/

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Piano down a mineshaft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 18, 2012, In : Humor 
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

Website 4 the Day:
Skype recorder:
http://voipcallrecording.com/

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Experience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 15, 2012, In : Humor 
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Randy Pausch

Website 4 the day:
Build and publish apps for free:
http://www.appsbar.com/

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Broke into song

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 11, 2012, In : Humor 
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Website 4 the Day:
1911 Version of the Encyclopedia Britannica:
http://eb11.nrbook.com/index.html

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Need a driver's license

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 7, 2012, In : Humor 
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Learn a new language:
http://duolingo.com

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Been to the dentist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 4, 2012, In : Humor 
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

Website 4 the Day:
Doodle on a map:
http://quikmaps.com/

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Spoiling a good story

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 1, 2012, In : Humor 
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Build an online timeline:
http://www.dipity.com/

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Got in trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 30, 2012, In : Humor 
When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Make your data pretty:
http://piktochart.com/

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Anyone object?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 29, 2012, In : Humor 
If anyone objects to any statement I make, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever made it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Create visual ideas:
http://www.easel.ly/

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Radioactive cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 28, 2012, In : Humor 
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Website 4 the Day:
Merge Gmail and social networking:
http://www.xobni.com/download/gmail

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His mother

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 25, 2012, In : Humor 
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Remember to follow-up:
http://www.followup.cc/

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Avoid the unlucky

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
-- David Brent

Website 4 the day:
Send Gmail later:
http://sendwhenever.com/

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Dept of Interior

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Organize your e-mail:
http://www.otherinbox.com/

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Electricity from electrons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 21, 2012, In : Humor 
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Website 4 the Day:
The art of photogravure:

http://photogravure.com/

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World War III songs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 20, 2012, In : Humor 
I feel that if any songs are gonna come out of World War III, we'd better start writing them now.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Split folders by criteria:
http://bkprograms.weebly.com/folder-axe.html

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Fish cramps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 19, 2012, In : Humor 
Do fish get cramps after eating?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Photo/file sharing with 10 GB free and 2 GB file limit:
http://minus.com/

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The use of happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 16, 2012, In : Humor 
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Convert to/from Lat/Lon:
http://stevemorse.org/jcal/latlon.php

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Worried king

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 14, 2012, In : Humor 
The king worried about having a receding heir line.

Website 4 the Day:
Internet reference desk:
http://www.refdesk.com/

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Never been married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 13, 2012, In : Humor 
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. 
-- Elayne Boosler

Website 4 the day:
Make a ringtone:
http://www.cellsea.com/media/rtindex.htm

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A bargain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 13, 2012, In : Humor 
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
-- Franklin Jones

Website 4 the day:
Self-Destructing, recallable, non-forwardable, non-printable/savable e-mail:
http://www.bigstring.com/

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It's time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 11, 2012, In : Humor 
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Create apps for iOS and Android:
https://register.brightcove.com/en/app-cloud

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I like life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 9, 2012, In : Humor 
I like life. It's something to do.
-- Ronnie Shakes

Website 4 the day:
Break through the corporate firewall:
http://proxify.com/

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If a person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 8, 2012, In : Humor 
if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Effective communication:
http://www.helpguide.org/mental/effective_communication_skills.htm

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Why wait

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 7, 2012, In : Humor 
Why do we wait until a pig is dead, to "cure" it?

Website 4 the Day:
Free stock photos:
http://sxc.hu

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Young once

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 4, 2012, In : Humor 
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Easy blogging:
http://www.scribefire.com/

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Mime arrest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 2, 2012, In : Humor 
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Video lectures, courses, etc.:
http://www.learnerstv.com/

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Sign language

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 30, 2012, In : Humor 
Knowing sign language can be handy.

Website 4 the Day:
Protect your diary:
http://rednotebook.sourceforge.net/

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Finding area

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 23, 2012, In : Humor 
Finding area is an integral part of calculus.

Website 4 the Day:
Visual calculus:
http://archives.math.utk.edu/visual.calculus/

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Loved children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 19, 2012, In : Humor 
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Where did I put that phone?
http://www.wheresmycellphone.com/

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Profound influence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 18, 2012, In : Humor 
My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Collect/organize/share web stuff:
http://www.pearltrees.com/

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Apartments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generate web-based presentations:
https://www.startmeeting.com/studio

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Soap addiction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2012, In : Humor 
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Website 4 the Day:
Don't lye:
http://www.thecrunchychicken.com/2009/01/survival-series-making-soap-without-lye.html

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No-prep profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 15, 2012, In : Humor 
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Website 4 the day:
What does the Internet think:
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/

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Nothing is hard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 14, 2012, In : Humor 
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Website 4 the day:
Share a web page with a warning:
http://isnsfw.com/

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Trick to being a humorist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 13, 2012, In : Humor 
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Help others find the name of a tune:
http://namemytune.com/

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New skylights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 12, 2012, In : Humor 
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. 
Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
50 Windows Registry Hacks:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/37920/the-50-best-registry-hacks-that-make-windows-better/

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No business ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 11, 2012, In : Humor 
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Free accounting software:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2382514,00.asp

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Value of money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2012, In : Humor 
If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Crowdfunding website reviews:
http://www.crowdfunding-website-reviews.com/

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Sound promises

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Many campaign promises are sound. Only sound!

Website 4 the Day:
Non-partisan fact checking site:
http://www.factcheck.org/

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Unpredictable children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 8, 2012, In : Humor 
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
How to catch a liar:
http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/10-ways-catch-li

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I am drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 6, 2012, In : Humor 
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Collect money to fund anti-ugly research:
http://chipin.com

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Stay in shape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 5, 2012, In : Humor 
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeners

Website 4 the day:
Improved mental health is a walk in the park:
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2012/06/21/Walking-in-park-better-for-mental-health/UPI-34271340256956/

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Curious about sheep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 4, 2012, In : Humor 
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Graphical weather and rain prediction maps:
http://graphical.weather.gov/

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Men without women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 3, 2012, In : Humor 
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Open source web fonts:
http://google.com/webfonts

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Mad magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 2, 2012, In : Humor 
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Website 4 the Day:
Amaze your friends:
http://www.goodtricks.net/

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From one or two

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2012, In : Humor 
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner quotes

Website 4 the day:
Yet another file synchronizer:
http://www.cis.upenn.edu/~bcpierce/unison/

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If you were right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 30, 2012, In : Humor 
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Folder comparison and synchronization:
http://www.freewaregenius.com/freefilesync-powerful-folder-comparison-and-synchronization-tool/

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My friend drowned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 19, 2012, In : Humor 
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

Website 4 the Day:
Famous people who drowned:
http://listverse.com/2008/05/29/12-notable-people-who-died-by-drowning/

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Writing raised

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2012, In : Humor 
Television has raised writing to a new low.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Television writing competition:
http://www.scriptapaloozatv.com/

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The weather channel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, In : Humor 
On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather.
We had something like that where I grew up.
We called it a window.
-- Dan Spencer

Website 4 the day:
Weather Channel's forecast:
http://www.weather.com/forecast

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Father hated radio

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 13, 2012, In : Humor 
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
History of television:
http://inventors.about.com/od/tstartinventions/a/Television_Time.htm

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Do the splits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 12, 2012, In : Humor 
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He asked "How flexible are you?"
I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays".

Website 4 the Day:
Olympics results:
http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2012/results

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Cement mixer collision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 9, 2012, In : Humor 
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett

Website 4 the day:
Instead of TV, you should watch:
http://unplugthetv.com

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Thick towels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 8, 2012, In : Humor 
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Hotel ratings and bed bug watch:
http://www.raveable.com/

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A guy waved

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 7, 2012, In : Humor 
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Share bookmarks:
http://help.diigo.com/my-groups-turorial/share-bookmarks

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A good cookbook

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 5, 2012, In : Humor 
I just read a good cookbook, it had many stirring events.

Website 4 the Day:
Library of free e-cookbooks:
http://www.recipe4living.com/articles/free_ecookbooks.htm

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Under the kilt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2012, In : Humor 
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Free search of public records:
http://publicrecords.searchsystems.net

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Sent a telegram

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 3, 2012, In : Humor 
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
High tech pranks:
http://www.techcult.com/high-tech-pranks/

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Achieve immortality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 2, 2012, In : Humor 
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
5 steps to living longer:
http://scienceuniverse101.blogspot.com/2012/05/5-health-tips-that-can-lengthen-your.html

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About failures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 31, 2012, In : Humor 
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Write a successful book:
http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2007/how-to-write-a-book-the-short-honest-truth/

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My dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 29, 2012, In : Humor 
My dog not only has a fur coat but also pants.

Website 4 the Day:
Recover that lost password:
http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/#password_utils

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Very deep thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 28, 2012, In : Humor 
How much deeper would the ocean be, if sponges didn't grow in it?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How deep are they?
http://science.yourdictionary.com/articles/how-deep-are-the-oceans-and-how-can-you-be-sure.html

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Simple success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2012, In : Humor 
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
-- Earl Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Send video mail:
http://mailvu.com

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Walked into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 22, 2012, In : Humor 
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brings out a guy who looks just like me.

Website 4 the Day:
Scientfic search:
http://scirus.com/srsapp/

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Buy land

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 22, 2012, In : Humor 
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Historical home prices:
http://www.jparsons.net/housingbubble/

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When I was a boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 20, 2012, In : Humor 
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Dead sea scrolls online:
http://dss.collections.imj.org.il/

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Life is anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Life photos:
Life photos:
http://images.google.com/hosted/life

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Clothing store sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 15, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a clothing store - Come inside and have a fit.

Website 4 the Day:
Cute bunny pictures. (Why? ... Why not!)
http://dailybunny.com

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Do the impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 13, 2012, In : Humor 
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Do the impossible:
http://michaelhyatt.com/slides/do-the-impossible


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A budget

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 12, 2012, In : Humor 
A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.
-- William Feather

Website 4 the day:
Mail header analyzer:
http://www.iptrackeronline.com/header.php/

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Success secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 11, 2012, In : Humor 
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Free university lectures:
http://lecturefox.com

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Useless book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 8, 2012, In : Humor 
The book of incantations was useless.
The author had failed to run a spell check.

Website 4 the Day:
Create a QR code:
http://goqr.me/

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The secret of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 7, 2012, In : Humor 
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Share your searching:
http://www.heystaks.com/tab/

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Swallowed some cheese

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 1, 2012, In : Humor 
My cat swallowed some cheese and then waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

Website 4 the Day:
500 free movies:
http://www.openculture.com/freemoviesonline

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Kindly masters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 29, 2012, In : Humor 
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. -- Paul Gray

Website 4 the day:
Garfield randomized:
http://dougshaw.com/garfield.html

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Leopard change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 24, 2012, In : Humor 
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving. 

Website 4 the Day:
Coping with change:
http://powertochange.com/life/copinag/

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An expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2012, In : Humor 
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Job search engine:
http://www.indeed.com/

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Needs reforming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 22, 2012, In : Humor 
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Spam-free searching:
http://blekko.com/ 

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Wouldn't have won

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 18, 2012, In : Humor 
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Pictorial search results:
http://spezify.com

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A gifted child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 17, 2012, In : Humor 
I asked my dad if I was a gifted child. He assured me that I was, because he definitely wouldn't have paid for me.

Website 4 the Day:
Open a wine bottle with your shoe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h8LkCC2TXg

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The world owes you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 16, 2012, In : Humor 
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
10 creative ways to earn extra money:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/05/18/cb.earn.extra.money/index.html

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Life is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 14, 2012, In : Humor 
Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
37 ways to fall asleep fast:
http://sleepcottage.com/how-to-fall-asleep-fast/

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Only one difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2012, In : Humor 
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last. 
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Website 4 the day:
20 easy deserts:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Everyday-Cooking/Quick-and-Easy/Quick-and-Easy-Desserts/Top.aspx

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The only disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 10, 2012, In : Humor 
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got. 

Website 4 the Day:
Hypochondiac's delight:
http://www.patientslikeme.com/

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Never judge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J.W. Eagan

Website 4 the day:
Create your own e-book to be judged:
http://www.britely.com/

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Still no cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 6, 2012, In : Humor 
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. 
-- John Glenn

Website 4 the day:
Find a person's birthday:
http://www.birthdatabase.com/query.php 

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A fired magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 3, 2012, In : Humor 
A fired magician is dis-illusioned.

Website 4 the Day:
Learn magic:
http://www.classicmagic.net/

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Never drink water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 1, 2012, In : Humor 
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Connect the dots:
http://www.picturedots.com/

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I feel sorry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2012, In : Humor 
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Don't tweet today, what you can put off until tomorrow:
https://www.socialoomph.com/ 

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Sandwich walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 27, 2012, In : Humor 
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Website 4 the Day:
Non-soggy sandwiches:
http://www.thefoodpornographer.com/2008/08/02/bento-tips-and-reflections-1/

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Sign on a brassiere shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 26, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a brassiere shop:
We fix flats.

Website 4 the day:
The uplifting history of the bra:
http://www.lingerie-n-more.com/2009/09/18/bras-through-the-ages/

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Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 25, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall: 
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

Website 4 the day:
Lawyer humor:
http://mason.gmu.edu/~rrotunda/lawyer.htm

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Sign on a music store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a music store: 
Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.

Website 4 the day:
Music humor:
http://www.buddyandhopkins.com/BH_musichumor.html

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Sign on a junkyard fence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 23, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a junkyard fence:
Edifice wrecks.

Website 4 the day:
Used car part finder:
http://www.car-part.com/

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Sign on a plumber’s truck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 21, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a plumber’s truck:
A flush is better than a full house.

Website 4 the day:
Toilet tutorial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pPfrV8E37o

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Failed Math

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 20, 2012, In : Humor 
I failed Math so many times I can't even count.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the Day:
Create or view awesome infographics:
http://visual.ly/

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DWK

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 13, 2012, In : Humor 
A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly. 
A man came up from behind and he wanted to pass her. He opened the window and yelled, "Pull over! Pull over!"
The lady yelled back, "No, it's a sweater!"

Website 4 the Day:
Learn how to, but not while driving:
http://www.knittinghelp.com/

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A smile a day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 12, 2012, In : Humor 
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Demos of handwriting recognition:
http://webdemo.visionobjects.com/

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Congressmen's trips abroad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 10, 2012, In : Humor 
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!  
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Create a website:
http://imcreator.com/

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America: the Land of Promise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Autofill sign-up/login forms and track purchases:
https://www.dashlane.com/

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Did you know?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 7, 2012, In : Humor 
Did you know that you can just rip up a to-do list?  
-- Tim Siedell

Website 4 the day:
Change your screen color to match day light:
http://stereopsis.com/flux/

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Asked for a joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 6, 2012, In : Humor 
When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture. 

Website 4 the Day:
Send an odd e-card:
http://www.someecards.com/

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Faith in fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2012, In : Humor 
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence.  
-- Edgar Allen Poe

Website 4 the day:
Build your self-confidence:
http://www.pickthebrain.com/blog/10-ways-to-instantly-build-self-confidence/

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Dry-cleaning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 29, 2012, In : Humor 
A man opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent. He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.

Website 4 the Day:
Life lessons:
http://www.zefrank.com/vacuum/index.html

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Striking difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 28, 2012, In : Humor 
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
15 square picture puzzle:
http://www.zefrank.com/puzzle/index.html

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I refuse to answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2012, In : Humor 
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Animal noises:
http://www.zefrank.com/forella/swfs/index.html

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Getting absent-minded

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 26, 2012, In : Humor 
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren’t what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Make your own flowers:
http://www.zefrank.com/flowers/

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Existentialism test

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 24, 2012, In : Humor 
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
String spinning #1:
http://www.zefrank.com/memory/stringspin/spin_1.html

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Statistics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 23, 2012, In : Humor 
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
-- Sen. Mary Anne Tebedo


Website 4 the day:
Cool interactive kaleidoscope:
http://www.zefrank.com/dtoy_vs_byokal/index.html

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Shared bread recipes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 22, 2012, In : Humor 
Bakers share their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Website 4 the Day:
Top non-machine bread recipies:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Bread/Non-Bread-Machine/Top.aspx

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Pessimist's blood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 15, 2012, In : Humor 
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

Website 4 the Day:
How to deal with negative people:
http://www.life-with-confidence.com/how-to-deal-with-negative-people.html

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Laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Exercise to stop snoring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJysIYGbLc

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Years ago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 8, 2012, In : Humor 
Years ago, changing TV channels from a sitting position was a remote possibility.

Website 4 the Day:
Free international TV channels:
http://beelinetv.com

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Early to bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, In : Humor 
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:
How much sleep do you need?
http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm

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Search for water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 1, 2012, In : Humor 
A friend was searching for water on his property. So, I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.

Website 4 the Day:
History of April Fool's Day:
http://www.infoplease.com/spot/aprilfools1.html

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Rat race

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2012, In : Humor 
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
-- Lilly Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
If you can't join them, own them.
http://www.quite.co.uk/rats/

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Cheaper than therapy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 30, 2012, In : Humor 
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
-- Catherine Aitken

Website 4 the day:
Healthy chocolate deserts:
http://www.fitsugar.com/Best-Healthy-Chocolate-Dessert-Recipes-18986167

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If it wasn't ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 29, 2012, In : Humor 
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Green coffee beans can make you thin:
http://m.timesofindia.com/life-style/health-fitness/diet/Green-coffee-beans-can-make-you-thin/articleshow/12439042.cms

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The laziest man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 27, 2012, In : Humor 
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Some good news from science: popcorn has 'more antioxidants than fruit and vegetables':
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2120346/Forget-day-Popcorn-antioxidants-fruit-vegetables.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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Corduroy pillows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2012, In : Humor 
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Website 4 the Day:
Past headlines for any month/day:
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/

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Will this computer last?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 18, 2012, In : Humor 
Will this computer last five years?
Obsoletely!

Website 4 the Day:
Web-based calculator:
http://www.lastcalc.com

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A meeting is an event

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 12, 2012, In : Humor 
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.
-- James T. Kirk

Website 4 the day:
Free online meetings for up to 15 people:
http://www.meetingburner.com/ 

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Failure, not an option

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2012, In : Humor 
Failure is not an option—it comes bundled with the software.

Website 4 the Day:
Memorable software failures:
http://www.cse.lehigh.edu/~gtan/bug/softwarebug.html

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Profitable writing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 9, 2012, In : Humor 
I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...
-- Philip Dusenberry

Website 4 the day:
Digital ransom note:
http://ransom.sytes.org/

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Use of happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2012, In : Humor 
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
The history of money:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient/history-money.html 

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Inventor of the girdle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 4, 2012, In : Humor 
Whoever invented the girdle got a bum wrap.

Website 4 the Day:
Old New York Times' photos:
http://livelymorgue.tumblr.com/

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Who carries a cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 2, 2012, In : Humor 
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free screen recording tool:
http://camstudio.org/

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After eating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 29, 2012, In : Humor 
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Top free and pay audiobooks and ebooks:
http://www.librophile.com/

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Little old woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 26, 2012, In : Humor 
The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.

Website 4 the Day:
Search Mother Goose nursery rhymes:
http://www.mothergoose.com/Rhymes/rhymes.htm

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Women with "pasts"

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Women with “pasts” interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Enhance that clipboard:
http://www.joejoesoft.com/vcms/97/

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Computer perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 23, 2012, In : Humor 
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
An enhanced clipboard:
http://bluemars.org/clipx/

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It matters not

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 22, 2012, In : Humor 
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
-- Steven Weinberg

Website 4 the day:
Yep, another clipboard tool:
http://www.mlin.net/Clipomatic.shtml

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A free violin lesson

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 19, 2012, In : Humor 
She was given a violin lesson for free, with no strings attached.

Website 4 the Day:
Free texting:
http://www.textmefree.com/

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Pleasure trip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
-- Henry Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Save travel money by sleeping in airports:
http://www.sleepinginairports.net/

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Love is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 14, 2012, In : Humor 
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
-- Ben Hecht

Website 4 the day:Google this: 
 
Google this: 
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5 
or just click on this link: 
http://tiny.cc/e0ddo

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DWI

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 12, 2012, In : Humor 
They arrested a woman for causing an accident while on her cellphone....she was charged with driving while intalksicated.

Website 4 the Day:
State-by-state cell phone driving laws:
http://www.ghsa.org/html/stateinfo/laws/cellphone_laws.html

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If you don't succeed ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 11, 2012, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Famous book rejections:
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/28/if-at-first-you-don%E2%80%99t-succeed-very-famous-book-rejections/

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Money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2012, In : Humor 
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
-- J. Paul Getty

Website 4 the day:
How to stay in touch with your growing children:
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/family/5-ways-to-stay-in-touch-with-grown-children.htm

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Colorful dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 5, 2012, In : Humor 
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Website 4 the Day:
What your dream might be telling you:
http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

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The best husband

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2012, In : Humor 
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Good things about being older:
http://www.deeperissues.net/life/25-good-things-about-getting-old/

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You are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012, In : Humor 
You are what you tweet.

Website 4 the day:
Free e-mail Twitter alerts:
http://tweetbeep.com/

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Full blast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012, In : Humor 
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to deal with noisy neighbors:
http://ohmyapt.apartmentratings.com/noisy-neighbors.html

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Snake in a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 29, 2012, In : Humor 
So, a snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the snake.
The bartender says,"Because you can't hold your liquor."

Website 4 the Day:
Snakes on a plane (surface):
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Uchiha/classic-snake-game
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/snake-game/

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This mess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 27, 2012, In : Humor 
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Some dumb things:
http://www.bored.com/dumbthings/

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Liars made

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 25, 2012, In : Humor 
Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
File your taxes for free:
http://www.irs.gov/efile/article/0,,id=118986,00.html

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Why stickers?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Why do manufactures of ladders put stickers on the top step of ladders warning you not to step on that step? Wouldn't it be better if there was no step to step on.

Website 4 the day:
Why did the boy take a ladder to school? It was a high school.
http://www.simplyladders.com/

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Deviation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 22, 2012, In : Humor 
The standard deviation is not enough for perverted statisticians.

Website 4 the Day:
Basic statistics:
http://www.statsoft.com/textbook/basic-statistics/

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Being married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 20, 2012, In : Humor 
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Divorce lawyers on how to stay married:
http://www.divorcemag.com/articles/Relationships/staymarried.html

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 19, 2012, In : Humor 
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
The funniest part of this link is that it is a UK site:
http://www.thinctanc.co.uk/words/comedy.html

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Bright children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 18, 2012, In : Humor 
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
-- Ralph Bus

Website 4 the day:
Save energy at home:
http://www.energysavers.gov/tips/

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Why don't they?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Cook for your cat: (with or without mice):
http://catinfo.org/?link=makingcatfood

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Being powerful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 16, 2012, In : Humor 
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
-- Margaret Thatcher

Website 4 the day:
Charisma is power:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2009/03/20/how-to-be-charismatic-7-powerful-tips-from-the-mentalist/

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The first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 15, 2012, In : Humor 
The first scientists who studied fog were mistified.

Website 4 the Day:
Make your own bottled fog:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Fog-in-a-Bottle

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Gifted child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 8, 2012, In : Humor 
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Website 4 the Day:
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.
http://www.ri.net/gifted_talented/character.html

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Married by a judge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2012, In : Humor 
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Improve your marriage:
http://marriage.about.com/od/marriagetoolbox/a/fiveimprove.htm

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New Year's resolution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 1, 2012, In : Humor 
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Website 4 the Day:
How to achieve one's resolutions:
http://www.goalsguy.com/Events/n_resolutions.html

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Why do you stay up?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 31, 2011, In : Humor 
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
2011 in review:
http://www.reuters.com/subjects/2011-year-in-review

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Many years ago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 28, 2011, In : Humor 
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
-- Dave Beard

Website 4 the day:
How to resolve:
http://www.ehow.com/how_12077_new-years-resolutions.html

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Resolution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 27, 2011, In : Humor 
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
-- James Agate

Website 4 the day:
Top 10 idiots of 2011:
http://open.salon.com/blog/random_chick/2011/12/12/top_ten_idiots_of_2011

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Elves

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 25, 2011, In : Humor 
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses.

Website 4 the Day:
The stories behind the season:
http://www.history.com/topics/christmas

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Why buildings?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to build a skyscraper:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/engineering/structural/skyscraper.htm

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Backwards taxi?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 23, 2011, In : Humor 
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
What will that ride cost?
http://www.worldtaximeter.com/

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Why do we wait?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Cure your own dead pig:
http://johndlee.hubpages.com/hub/How-To-Cure-Ham-at-Home

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Lemon juice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 21, 2011, In : Humor 
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Green living with yellow:
http://www.greenlivingtips.com/articles/136/1/24-handy-lemon-tips.html

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Asked at a bookstore

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 20, 2011, In : Humor 
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
200 free self-help books:
http://www.personal-enterprise-self-help-resources.com/self-help-free-e-books-directory.html

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Shoot a mime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 19, 2011, In : Humor 
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Silence can be golden:
http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_3075_perform-popular-mime-illusions.html

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I tried

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 18, 2011, In : Humor 
I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.

Website 4 the Day:
Become a wrap star:
http://www.themotherhuddle.com/how-to-wrap-gifts-like-a-pro/

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Why Santa is jolly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 17, 2011, In : Humor 
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Website 4 the day:
Free personalized video from Santa:
http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home

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Don't suffer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 12, 2011, In : Humor 
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Website 4 the day:
Genius or insane - not mutually exclusive:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16559_7-eccentric-geniuses-who-were-clearly-just-insane.html

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Found

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2011, In : Humor 
I found my dentist by word of mouth.

Website 4 the Day:
History of dentistry:
http://www.namibiadent.com/History/HistoryDentistry.html

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Its a classic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 9, 2011, In : Humor 
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Add classic features to Windows 7:
http://classicshell.sourceforge.net/index.html

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Gift-wrap for Christmas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
-- Stephen Wright

Website 4 the day:
Print your own giftwrap (and what to wrap it in):
http://www.papergiftwrap.com/

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Tall people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 4, 2011, In : Humor 
Taller people sleep longer in bed.

Website 4 the Day:
How to sleep better:
http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleep_tips.htm

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Tangled web

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2011, In : Humor 
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Weave your own web:
http://aptana.com/products/studio2 

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Best time of your life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2011, In : Humor 
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
-- David Wood

Website 4 the day:
Princeton Courses:
http://itunes.apple.com/institution/princeton-university/id389598868

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Talk is cheap

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Talk may be cheap but intelligent conversation is very expensive these days. Ask anyone with a kid in college.

Website 4 the day:
MIT Courses:
http://ocw.mit.edu/index.htm 

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Which beer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2011, In : Humor 
I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.

Website 4 the Day:
Drink in the facts:
http://worldbeerdirectory.com/

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Don't believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 19, 2011, In : Humor 
I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.
-- Shane Ritchie

Website 4 the day:
Virtual pet hamster:
http://abowman.com/google-modules/hamster/?cp=0

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Changed passwords

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 17, 2011, In : Humor 
I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect.' So my computer just tells me when I forget.
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Select how pronounceable passwords should be:
http://vint.ca/2010/08/pronounceable-password-generator-2/

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Love magazines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 16, 2011, In : Humor 
Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?'
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Summary of top stories across the internet:
http://popurls.com/ 

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Climate vs. weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
See what you got, get, and will get:
http://weatherspark.com/

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Blindfolded at shooting range

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 13, 2011, In : Humor 
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.

Website 4 the Day:
Free FPS:
http://www.freemmogamer.com/2009/05/top-10-free-shooter-games-mmofps-mmotps.html

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Most proud

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 11, 2011, In : Humor 
I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
-- Cathy Guisewite

Website 4 the day:
Create something that others can't completely get:
htttp://stripgenerator.com/strip/create/

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On a diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 9, 2011, In : Humor 
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all i've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields

Website 4 the day:
Put your text on a diet:
http://freesummarizer.com/

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One of those days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 7, 2011, In : Humor 
Today is one of those days when I'm so busy doing nothing that I don't have time for anything else. 
-- Sting Jay 

Website 4 The Day:

     Chat with a random stranger: 

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Everyone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 6, 2011, In : Humor 
Now that everyone has a smartphone, the paper calendar's days are numbered.

Websites 4 the Day:
Alternatives to the standard calendar:
iPhone users: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-best-alternatives-to-the-iphone-calendar-2011-4?op=1
Android users: http://android.appstorm.net/roundups/utilities-roundups/five-of-the-best-calendar-app-replacements/

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Why?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 5, 2011, In : Humor 
I am desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-- Dave Edison

Website 4 the Day:
All WITHOUT the promise of 72 virgins:
http://www.2worldwar2.com/kamikaze-pilots.htm

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Emulate your heroes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 4, 2011, In : Humor 
You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Website 4 the Day:
Check if your hero is listed here:
http://www.famousdead.com/

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No regrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2011, In : Humor 
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Website 4 the Day:
Famous birthdates:
http://www.famousbirthdays.com

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Cost of living

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 2, 2011, In : Humor 
The high cost of living, hasn't affected its popularity.

Website 4 the Day:
Restore the dead (CD):
http://www.oemailrecovery.com/cd_recovery.html

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After all is said

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 1, 2011, In : Humor 
After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.

Website 4 the Day:
Divide and conquer:
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-gb/sysinternals/cc817881.aspx

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The best cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 31, 2011, In : Humor 
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.
-- Goodman Ace

Website 4 the Day:


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Rock climbing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 30, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.

Website 4 the Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZImCq-YPVpU
http://www.rock-climbing-for-life.com/rock-climbing-videos/

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Blocking greatness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 27, 2011, In : Humor 
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/42-practical-ways-to-improve-yourself.html

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The box said

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, In : Humor 
The box said "Requires Windows XP, or better", so I installed Linux.

Website 4 the Day:
Safe surfing:
http://www.ultrareach.com/

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One satisfying way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 25, 2011, In : Humor 
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
-- J.H. Goldfuss

Website 4 the Day:
Collaborate on a document (click on the frog, type text, share the URL):
http://piratepad.net/front-page/

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Acupuncture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 23, 2011, In : Humor 
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Website 4 the Day:
Go stick yourself:
http://www.diyacu.com/

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Forget love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
-- Sandra J. Dykes

Website 4 the Day:
Halloween printables:
http://www.halloweenprintables.net/

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Make God laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 20, 2011, In : Humor 
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Schedule tasks on Windows or Macs:
http://www.oliver-matuschin.de/en/Projects/Detail/Task_Till_Dawn-85

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Favorite position

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 18, 2011, In : Humor 
A woman's favorite position is CEO.

Website 4 the Day:
Meg Whitman news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/meg-whitman

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Plumber's rule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2011, In : Humor 
For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.

Website 4 the Day:
Card canons:
http://www.pagat.com/alpha.html

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2011, In : Humor 
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
-- Rita Mae Brown

Website 4 the Day:
Play with your mind.
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/muo-games-4-web-games-to-kick-start-your-brain/

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Free will

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 12, 2011, In : Humor 
We have to believe in free will.We've got no choice.
-- Issac Singer

Website 4 the Day:
Where there's a will, there's a relative.
http://www.doyourownwill.com/living-will/states.html

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Intelligent life exists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 11, 2011, In : Humor 
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the Day:
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
http://download.cnet.com/OctopusCity/3000-2652_4-10850971.html

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A password

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2011, In : Humor 
I needed a password eight characters long. So, I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Website 4 the Day:
To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
http://freepasswordgenerator.com

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The four seasons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 9, 2011, In : Humor 
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Website 4 the Day:
Q: What do you call a cat that drinks vinegar?
A: A sour puss.

http://ecosalon.com/20-unusual-uses-for-vinegar-253/

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A signature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 7, 2011, In : Humor 
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
-- Evan Esar

Website 4 the Day:
Signature generator:
http://coolonlinetools.net/signature-generator/

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Truck of wigs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 2, 2011, In : Humor 
A truck carrying wigs blew up on the highway. Police are combing the area.

Website 4 the Day:
An old lady was speeding down the highway while she was knitting.
A cop sees this and speeds up alongside her vehicle.
"Pullover!" the cop says
"No!" the woman replied, "They're mittens!"

https://www.eff.org/wp/know-your-rights

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Sweater factory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 26, 2011, In : Humor 
I work in a sweater factory. It's a very clothes-knit community.

Website 4 the Day:
Sewing mends the soul. -- Author Unknown
http://www.queenofdiy.com/stitchery/knitting-beginners-guide.html

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Not class warfare

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Obama says his new plan to raise taxes on millionaires is not class warfare, it's math.
We Americans hate class warfare, but we also hate math.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the Day:
Where does it go?
http://www.usgovernmentspending.com/

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Coins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 18, 2011, In : Humor 
Coins are mint to be.

Website 4 the Day:
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there’s a change in the weather!

http://www.acoin.com/whatworth.htm

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Lasting love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 16, 2011, In : Humor 
Oh, now there's only one kind of love that lasts. That's unrequited love. It stays with you forever.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Keep your lists online:
http://www.listingly.com/

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Life is waiting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 15, 2011, In : Humor 
My whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared answers.
--Tom Stoppard

Website 4 the Day:
Industrial-strength find and replace:
http://sw.ixoft.com/texfinderx/

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Being poor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Spend real money with a virtual credit card:
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2011/08/11/virtual-credit-card-numbers-extra-safety-or-false-security-for/

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Won't belong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 12, 2011, In : Humor 
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Organize your family:
http://www.cozi.com/

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Gossip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 11, 2011, In : Humor 
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Website 4 the Day:
A gossip is someone who talks to you about others.
A bore is someone who talks to you about himself.
A brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.

http://socialmention.com/

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Three weeks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 10, 2011, In : Humor 
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Speak what you type and then e-mail it:
http://beta.blindspeak.com/

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Track of time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, In : Humor 
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
-- Tim Berners-Lee

Website 4 the Day:
Where were you on the night of ....:
http://gottcode.org/kapow/

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End to end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 5, 2011, In : Humor 
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the Day:
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
http://www.dol.gov/opa/aboutdol/laborday.htm

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Surfing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 4, 2011, In : Humor 
Surfing is a swell sport!

Website 4 the Day:
Surf with a friend:
http://channel.me/

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Space

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 3, 2011, In : Humor 
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
-- Dan Quayle

Website 4 the Day:
Where has all of that disk space gone to?
http://www.jam-software.com/treesize_free/

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Starting from scratch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, In : Humor 
The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching.
-- Dennis Green

Website 4 the Day:
Awesome HTML5 demo page (type a search term into the box and hit "enter"):
http://mrdoob.com/92/Google_Gravity_HTML5

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Not afraid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 29, 2011, In : Humor 
I'm not afraid of death. It's just that I don't want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Benchmark your Windows or Mac system:
http://novabench.com/download.php

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Avoided funerals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 28, 2011, In : Humor 
He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.

Website 4 the Day:
After reviewing hundreds of obituaries, is it obvious that that on any given day, people die in alphabetical order.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbkSRLYSojo

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Can never know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 27, 2011, In : Humor 
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
If you don't monitor you files, who will?
http://www.plsys.com/products/filemonitor/

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Evils of drinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 22, 2011, In : Humor 
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the Day:
E-mail notifier:
http://www.poppeeper.com/

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Toy origins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2011, In : Humor 
When the spinning disc toy was being developed, it was a top secret.

Website 4 the Day:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!
http://www.newipnow.com/?l=en

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What do they eat?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 14, 2011, In : Humor 
If vegetarians eat vegetables, do humanitarians eat humans?

Website 4 the Day:
The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. The reason for the change is that the medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.

http://www.dmoz.org/

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Freudian slip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 7, 2011, In : Humor 
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother

Website 4 the Day:
I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/encyclopedia.html

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Marvelous housekeeper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Website 4 the Day:
Mr. De Mille, my PC is ready for its close-up:
http://www.techsmith.com/jing/free/

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Nice doggie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 5, 2011, In : Humor 
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
Acronym Finder
http://www.acronymfinder.com

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Anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2011, In : Humor 
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the Day:
Full-screen scientific calculator:
http://www.redchillicrab.com/en/redcrab/index.html

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Bottle sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 31, 2011, In : Humor 
Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".

Website 4 the Day:
A guy goes into the doctor's office and claims that his body hurts wherever he touches it. To demonstrate, he pushes on his left knee and screams in pain. Then pushes on his elbow and screams in even more. Everywhere he touched made him scream.

The doctor responded: "Your body is OK, your finger is broken."

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/xenulink.html

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One perfect child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2011, In : Humor 
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

Website 4 the Day:
Get the drop on your friends (OK, its just a file sharing site):
http://drop.io/

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Not broken

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2011, In : Humor 
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily stairs.' "Sorry for the convenience."
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the Day:
Split files:
http://www.cthuloides-cabinett.de/software/chainsaw.html

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Light speed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, In : Humor 
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Website 4 the Day:
Open Source Movie Catalog
http://www.antp.be/software/moviecatalog

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Polka-dots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Those who want to paint polka-dots have to find a good spot.

Website 4 the Day:
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dots. Dots who? Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
http://www.picturedots.com/

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Sky diving photographer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 17, 2011, In : Humor 
A sky diving photographer was arrested for in-descent exposures.

Website 4 the Day:
The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera.
http://www.citrify.com/

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The important thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 16, 2011, In : Humor 
But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the Day:
Math Tutorials:
http://patrickjmt.com/

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Stifling writers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor

Website 4 the Day:
Simple online editor:
http://www.quietwrite.com/

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Never go

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, In : Humor 
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the Day:
Take care of your green, leafy friends:
http://www.plantcare.com

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Appearances

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, In : Humor 
In order to make it seem like you have a life, go offline for a few hours.

Website 4 the Day:
Tool to help you limit time on social websites:
http://www.securitysupervisor.com/security-software/free-internet-security-controller

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Correct answers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 11, 2011, In : Humor 
Filling in every bubble on a ScanTron will result in all correct answers.

Website 4 the Day:
You have questions, they have answers:
http://www.answers.com/

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Q walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2011, In : Humor 
A Helvetica letter Q walks into a bar and the barkeep declares: "Get out! We don't serve your type here!"

Website 4 the Day:
Q: What did the horse say to Bordeaux?
A: Why the long type face?
http://www.whatfontis.com/

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Argue with an idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2011, In : Humor 
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
(If you don't agree, call me and we can argue about it.)

Website 4 the Day:
Those who forget their clipboard history are doomed to repeat it:
http://clipcube.wikispaces.com/

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In case of fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 8, 2011, In : Humor 
Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?
-- Warren Hutcherson

Website 4 the Day:
Compare and synchronize files on Windows and Linux:
http://freefilesync.sourceforge.net/

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Comic aspirations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 3, 2011, In : Humor 
My mailman tried to be a comedian, but he needed to work on his delivery.

Website 4 the Day:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says “I’m sendi...

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Used to be a baker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.

Website 4 the Day:
Q: How can you tell when I've been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/best-chocolate-chip-cookies/detail.aspx

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Tragedy and comedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the Day:
Remove your information from the Internet:
http://www.accountkiller.com/en/

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Crisis next week

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 23, 2011, In : Humor 
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-- Henry A. Kissinger

Website 4 the Day:
Protect your e-mail address:
http://scr.im/

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A fine art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the Day:
Live document collaboration:
http://typewith.me/

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Hand to your children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 21, 2011, In : Humor 
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the Day:
Directory of customer service contact numbers:
http://consumerist.com/company-directory/

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Death of fake plants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2011, In : Humor 
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the Day:
Find icons:
http://www.iconfinder.com/

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First strands

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 19, 2011, In : Humor 
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Website 4 the Day:
Wanted: dead or alive?
http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/pages-nf/main

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To be somebondy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 18, 2011, In : Humor 
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the Day:
Reference letter templates:
http://www.characterreferenceletters.com/

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Food is important

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2011, In : Humor 
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the Day:
Tiny Watcher - a Big Brother for your PC:
http://kubicle.dcmembers.com/watcher/

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Size matters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, In : Humor 
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
-- Tom Waits

Website 4 the Day:
Website ranking:
http://www.woorank.com/

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A compliment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 12, 2011, In : Humor 
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
-- Tommy Cooper

Website 4 the Day:
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me ...

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Nobody complains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 9, 2011, In : Humor 
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the Day:
Put your face in an old yearbook photo:
http://yearbookyourself.com/

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You believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
-- Robert McCloskey

Website 4 the Day:
Update and install apps:
http://ninite.com/

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Invisible marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 5, 2011, In : Humor 
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Website 4 the Day:
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids:
http://www.morphthing.com/blog/138-What-Will-My-Baby-Look-Like

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Simplest tastes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2011, In : Humor 
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Improve your YouTube experience with YouTube Ultimate for Firefox:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/31864

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Authority

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2011, In : Humor 
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day: Play your DropBox songs on Chrome Browser:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/jfkneelkkeejbmegnhggecepcoaifknf#

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Internet quotes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 31, 2011, In : Humor 
The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Convert and resize images:
http://www.xnconvert.com/

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A watchmaker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 29, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

Website 4 the Day:
I have asked 30 people what time it is, and keep getting a different answer!
http://www.time.gov/

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Rule of Accuracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 28, 2011, In : Humor 
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

Website 4 the Day:
Enhanced Windows clipboard paste:
http://flamefusion.net/software/shapeshifter/

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Lyall's Fundamental Observation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 27, 2011, In : Humor 
The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing.

Website 4 the Day:
Burn playable video DVDs:
http://lifehacker.com/5082262/how-to-burn-any-video-file-to-a-playable-video-dvd

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Peer's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 26, 2011, In : Humor 
The solution to the problem changes the problem.

Website 4 the Day:
Expand tiny URLs:
http://untiny.me/

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Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 25, 2011, In : Humor 
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.

Website 4 the Day:
Business plan templates:
http://www.businessplantemplate.net/

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Howe's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Website 4 the Day:
Learn to make websites:
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/learn

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Tennis equipment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Manufacturer of tennis equipment charged with racqueteering.

Website 4 the Day:
Have a ball:
http://lifehackery.com/2008/03/22/50-great-things-you-never-knew-you-could-do-with-tennis-balls/

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Law of Revelation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 21, 2011, In : Humor 
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Website 4 the Day:
Special characters to copy/paste:
http://copypastecharacter.com/

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Gordon's First Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 21, 2011, In : Humor 
If a project is not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well.

Website 4 the Day:
Share your screen with 249 of your closest friends (iPhone and Android supported!):
https://join.me/

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Schmidt's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 19, 2011, In : Humor 
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.

Website 4 the Day:
Copier from your scanner & printer:
http://icopy.sourceforge.net/

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Law of the Perversity of Nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, In : Humor 
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

Website 4 the Day:
Temporary e-mail forwards to your real e-mail:
http://www.trashmail.net/

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Gallois' Revelation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, In : Humor 
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled, and no one dares to criticize it.

Website 4 the Day:
Universal spell check for Windows:
http://www.humanized.com/enso/words/

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Shaw's Principle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 16, 2011, In : Humor 
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Website 4 the Day:
Free conferencing with lots of features:
http://www.anymeeting.com/

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Stalin's funeral

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Stalin’s funeral involved a communist plot.

Website 4 the Day:
Find the buried truth:
http://www.findagrave.com/

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Finagle's Fourth Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Website 4 the Day:
Fashionable clocks for your web pages:
http://www.csalim.com/

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Finagle's Third Law Corollary #2

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2011, In : Humor 
Everyone who stops by with unsought advice will see your mistake immediately.

Website 4 the Day:
Help Google label images:
http://images.google.com/imagelabeler/

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Finagle's Third Law Corollary #1

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 12, 2011, In : Humor 
No one whom you ask for help will see your mistake.

Website 4 the Day:
Mac Dock for Windows:
http://www.stardock.com/products/objectdock/

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Finagle's Third Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 11, 2011, In : Humor 
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Website 4 the Day:
Extra use for your Windows mouse wheel:
http://antibody-software.com/web/software

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Finagle's Second Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 10, 2011, In : Humor 
No matter what the experiment's result, there will always be someone eager to: (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it supports his own pet theory.

Website 4 the Day:
Supercharge your Windows' mouse wheel:
/software/wizmouse-makes-your-mouse-wheel-work-on-the-window-under-the-mouse/

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Finagle's First Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 9, 2011, In : Humor 
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Website 4 the Day:
Manufacturer's directions online (large print and text-to-speech compatible):
http://www.directionsforme.org/

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Hanging out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 8, 2011, In : Humor 
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

Website 4 the Day:
All hat, no cattle.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Duct-Tape-Hat/

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Murphy's Corollary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 7, 2011, In : Humor 
Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.

Website 4 the Day:
Share files with expiring links:
http://www.senduit.com/

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Quantised Revision of Murphy's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 6, 2011, In : Humor 
Everything goes wrong all at once.

Website 4 the Day:
Free open-source disk encryption:
http://www.freeotfe.org/

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Murphy's Constant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 5, 2011, In : Humor 
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Website 4 the Day:
Free virtual telescope:
http://www.worldwidetelescope.org/Home.aspx

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Murphy's Second Corollary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, In : Humor 
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Website 4 the Day:
Highlight web pages:
http://www.awesomehighlighter.com/

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Murphy's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 2, 2011, In : Humor 
If anything can go wrong, it will.

Website 4 the Day:
Answer quiz, donate rice for free:
http://www.freerice.com/

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People rested

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 1, 2011, In : Humor 
Why are people rested in May?
Because it has been a month since they finished a March.

Website 4 the Day:
When the tough weather gets going, the tough get growing.
http://www.garden-helper.com/plan/tools/what_to_plant/may_plant_guide.asp


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Easter Bunny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Website 4 the Day:
What to do about in-grown hares:
http://www.rabbit.org/faq/

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Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, In : Humor 
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Send a reminder:
http://task.fm/

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Coffee is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 17, 2011, In : Humor 
The coffee around here is break fluid.

Website 4 the Day:
A political movement is brewing:
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/03/13/coffee.party/?hpt=C1

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Women's rights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 15, 2011, In : Humor 
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Send secure notes:
http://www.whisperbot.com/

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A success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 14, 2011, In : Humor 
It's a catastrophic success.
-- Stephen Bishop

Website 4 the Day:
Design a Facebook page for free:
http://www.pagemodo.com/

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My opinions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 11, 2011, In : Humor 
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the Day:
PDF booklets from blogs and articles:
http://joliprint.com/

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Traveling vultures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 10, 2011, In : Humor 
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

Website 4 the Day:
Takeoff from your travel costs:
http://www.artoftravel.com/04cheapflights.htm

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Nostalgia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 7, 2011, In : Humor 
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the Day:
Download Youtube videos in a variety of formats:
http://catchvideo.net/

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Seriously

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the Day:
Sticky notes for your Windows PC:
http://pnotes.sourceforge.net/index.php?page=1

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Teop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 3, 2011, In : Humor 
A backward poet writes inverse. 

Website 4 the Day:
I think that I will never see
a website as lovely as a tree.
But, while the world wide web I crawl
I'll never see a tree at all.
(With apologies to Ogden Nash) 
http://www.rhymezone.com/

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Americans choose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 2, 2011, In : Humor 
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

Website 4 the Day:
Need an excuse?
http://excuserolodex.net/

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Four billion stars

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 1, 2011, In : Humor 
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Website 4 the Day:
Turn off the internet:
http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/

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Hitting the target

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2011, In : Humor 
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Website 4 the Day:
Free website monitoring:
http://mon.itor.us/

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Parachute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 30, 2011, In : Humor 
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Website 4 the Day:
Video lessons on math, finance, biology, chemistry, astronomy, and physics:
http://www.khanacademy.org/

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Used to be

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Website 4 the Day:
Send files securely:
https://www.wbpsystems.com/securefilesend.php

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A parachute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 28, 2011, In : Humor 
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Website 4 the Day:
How to extract from any archive:
http://www.legroom.net/software/uniextract

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U2's lead singer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 27, 2011, In : Humor 
U2's lead singer has been careful to stay out of legal trouble, as he fears it will be difficult to find a lawyer to work pro-Bono.

Website 4 the Day:
Legal two cents' worth for free:
http://forum.freeadvice.com/

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Wasn't your fault

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 26, 2011, In : Humor 
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Website 4 the Day:
April Fools Day is coming, get ready with PC practical jokes:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/7-hilarious-practical-joke-ideas-play-friends-computer/
(What is so practical about a practical joke, anyway?)

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In an emergency

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 26, 2011, In : Humor 
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

Website 4 the Day:
How to solve any problem:
http://a.freshbrain.com/solvr/

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Good evening

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Website 4 the Day:
How to do anything to text:
http://textmechanic.com/

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Knowledge and wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, In : Humor 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
-- Peter Kay

Website 4 the Day:
How to fix anything:
http://www.fixitclub.com/

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Sad resume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 20, 2011, In : Humor 
My first job was working in an Orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 
After that, I worked at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Websites 4 the Day:
Easy come, easy go:
§ Resume templates: http://www.instantresumetemplates.com/
§ Resume help online: http://ebiznet2u....

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The last thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 19, 2011, In : Humor 
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

Website 4 the Day:
Free, open source music server:
http://sockso.pu-gh.com/

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If

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2011, In : Humor 
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Website 4 the Day:
Online to-do / task list manager:
http://todo.ly/

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Light speed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 16, 2011, In : Humor 
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Website 4 the Day:
Online sticky notes:
http://listhings.com/

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Sandpaper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2011, In : Humor 
Sandpaper was patented in 1834 – the inventor really had it rough.

Website 4 the Day:
Patently odd:
http://ipwatchdog.com/obscure-patents/

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Still alive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 12, 2011, In : Humor 
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
Charlie Sheen

Website 4 the Day:
Compile and run programs online:
http://ideone.com/

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Cats teach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 10, 2011, In : Humor 
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the Day:
Photo effects online:
http://www.rollip.com/

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Animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 9, 2011, In : Humor 
The best thing about animals is they don't talk much.
-- Thornton Wilder

Website 4 the Day:
Tile your browser windows:
http://slickscreen.com/

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Madness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 6, 2011, In : Humor 
Madness takes it's toll. (please have exact change ready)

Website 4 the Day:
Are you certifiable?
http://www.gild.com

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Theft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 27, 2011, In : Humor 
Shouldn't stealing someone's coffee cup be called 'mugging'.

Website 4 the Day:
Sleepless in Seattle (History of Starbucks)
http://www.mhhe.com/business/management/thompson/11e/case/starbucks.html

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Not a surgeon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 24, 2011, In : Humor 
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
-- John Cleese

Website 4 the Day:
Online sticky notes:
http://www.posti.ca/ http://listhings.com/

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Common sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 23, 2011, In : Humor 
The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.
-- Sarcasm Society

Website 4 the Day:
Print only what you want on a page:
http://www.printwhatyoulike.com/

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My life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the Day:
Make posters from your images
http://www.blockposters.com/

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A new hammer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 20, 2011, In : Humor 
For some major home remodel work, I bought a new hammer. I got a pretty one because I needed it to be suitable for framing.

Website 4 the Day:
Pound out a floor plan:
http://www.gliffy.com/

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Your stupid boss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, In : Humor 
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.

Website 4 the Day:
Make a mind map:
http://www.text2mindmap.com/

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Fired cowboy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 13, 2011, In : Humor 
The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.

Websites 4 the Day:
Sweet heart(s):

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Flea circus

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to run a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

Website 4 the Day:
How to make your own flea circus from scratch:
http://www.noonco.com/flea/history.htm

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No stupid questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 5, 2011, In : Humor 
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the Day:
Recover corrupted MS Office files:
http://corrupt-office-extractor.smartcode.com/info.html

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Word to the wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2011, In : Humor 
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
-- Bill Cosby

Website 4 the Day:
Calculus problem solver:
http://www.mycalculus.com/calculus_solver.aspx

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A whiskey maker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 30, 2011, In : Humor 
She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still.

Website 4 the Day:
Best place to take a leak:
http://openleaks.org/

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If I go down

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 28, 2011, In : Humor 
These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.
-- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

Website 4 the Day:
Local daily deals:
http://www.screamindailydeals.com

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An electrical toy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 27, 2011, In : Humor 
What use could this company make of an electrical toy?
-- William Orton, president, Western Union Telegraph Company after being offered the telephone patent

Website 4 the Day:
XP-like Linux distribution:
http://ylmf.org/en/

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Only you can provide

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 26, 2011, In : Humor 
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the Day:
Print your own graph paper and forms:
http://printablepaper.com

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Familiarity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Free Windows undelete:
http://www.officerecovery.com/index.htm#freeundelete

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Sibling rivalry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 23, 2011, In : Humor 
The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative.

Website 4 the Day:
Another bargain website:
http://www.bargainist.com/

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Nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 22, 2011, In : Humor 
One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
-- Will Durant

Website 4 the Day:
Send a free video message:
http://www.voxlite.com/

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Stay with me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 21, 2011, In : Humor 
Stay with me; I want to be alone
- Joey Adams

Website 4 the Day:
Encrypt HTML:
http://dinara.teamvenom-nfsu2.com/encrypt.php

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Happily married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 20, 2011, In : Humor 
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the Day:
Sync your Chrome browser bookmarks:
http://www.google.com/support/chrome/bin/answer.py?answer=165139
(Chrome browser is the fastest, you can get it at: http://www.google.com/chrome

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Always cherish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, In : Humor 
I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
-- Unknown

Website 4 the Day:
20 Websites for free e-books:
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/20-best-websites-to-download-free-e-books/

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Don't believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2011, In : Humor 
Don't believe everything you think.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker

Website 4 the Day:
Make your own computerized tests:
http://itest.sourceforge.net/


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My missing watch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 16, 2011, In : Humor 
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Website 4 the Day:
Download Youtube videos:
http://youtubedownload.doremixy.com/

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It's never too late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 15, 2011, In : Humor 
It's never too late to go wrong.
-- Sarcasm Society

Website 4 the Day:
Foreign language free online classes:
http://www.accreditedonlinecolleges.com/blog/2010/100-free-foreign-language-classes-online/

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A clear conscience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 14, 2011, In : Humor 
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the Day:
Health scams exposed:
http://www.healthhound.org/

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Only God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 13, 2011, In : Humor 
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Dashboard of your interests:
http://www.netvibes.com/en

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Quit my job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 9, 2011, In : Humor 
I quit my job as a historian - I realized there was no future in it.

Website 4 the Day:
Google videos teach your parents tech:
http://www.teachparentstech.org/

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You hate your job?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 8, 2011, In : Humor 
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
-- Drew Carey

Website 4 the Day:
Free movie-inspired fonts:
http://dinara.teamvenom-nfsu2.com/font.php

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A narcissist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 6, 2011, In : Humor 
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the Day:
List of sales:
http://www.dealcatcher.com/

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We didn't lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, In : Humor 
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
-- Vince Lombardi

Website 4 the Day:
Link images to lightbox of other relevant images:
http://www.picapp.com/

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Houdini's trap doors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 2, 2011, In : Humor 
For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

Website 4 the Day:
Build a personalized home page based on your browser history:
http://www.genieo.com/

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New Year’s resolution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 1, 2011, In : Humor 
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the Day:
Make PDFs into flippable books:
http://www.youblisher.com/

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Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 31, 2010, In : Humor 
 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
-- Unknown

Website 4 the Day:
Free PowerPoint alternatives:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/4-free-alternatives-microsoft-powerpoint/

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I wish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 30, 2010, In : Humor 
I wish we were better strangers.
-- Unknown

Website 4 the Day:
3 hour temporary e-mail addresses:
http://www.mintemail.com

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If at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 30, 2010, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.
-- Sarcasm Society

Website 4 the Day:
Bypass compulsory Registration:
http://www.bugmenot.com/

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How many people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 28, 2010, In : Humor 
How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
-- Emo Philips

Website 4 the Day:
Watch for sales :
http://zingsale.com/

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I dote

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 27, 2010, In : Humor 
I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, “The Merchant of Venice”

Website 4 the Day:
Science videos:
http://freesciencelectures.com/

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Which beer to drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 26, 2010, In : Humor 
Sunday is PUNday
I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.

Website 4 the Day:
Find images for your webpage:
http://www.zemanta.com/

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Principles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 25, 2010, In : Humor 
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Home repair guides:
http://www.hometips.com/repair-fix/

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God made woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 24, 2010, In : Humor 
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Free Windows DVD ripper and media converter until Dec 27th:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13845_3-20026495-58.html

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Battle of the sexes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 23, 2010, In : Humor 
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Find a rated recipe:
http://allrecipes.com/

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Live forever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 22, 2010, In : Humor 
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Top 1000 websites:
http://www.google.com/adplanner/static/top1000/

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Very educating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, In : Humor 
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
National Affair Blog:
http://www.nationalaffairs.com/blog/blogger/findings-a-daily-roundup

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One in a thousand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 20, 2010, In : Humor 
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Find a recipe for the food you have:
http://www.supercook.com/

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A large circumference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 19, 2010, In : Humor 
I get my large circumference from too much pi.

Website 4 the Day:
Run WIndows programs in a sandbox:
http://www.sandboxie.com/

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Grown men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 18, 2010, In : Humor 
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
-- Jerry Falwell

Website 4 the Day:
Strip formating from clipboard text:
http://www.stevemiller.net/puretext/

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Every minute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 17, 2010, In : Humor 
Every minute was more exciting than the next.
-- Linda Evans, actress

Website 4 the Day:
Batch commands without programming:
http://www.outertech.com/index.php?_charisma_page=product&id=1

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An unforeseen event

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 16, 2010, In : Humor 
We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

Website 4 the Day:
Free online video editor:
http://jaycut.com/

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Happy artist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 15, 2010, In : Humor 
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
-- Sylvestor Stallone, Actor

Website 4 the Day:
E-mails when a price drops:
http://www.priceambush.com/

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Major knee surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 14, 2010, In : Humor 
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

Website 4 the Day:
Health questions and answers:
http://www.sharecare.com

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Don't diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 13, 2010, In : Humor 
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
-- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

Website 4 the Day:
Backup Windows, Mac, and Linux systems:
http://backuppc.sourceforge.net/

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John Deere's confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 12, 2010, In : Humor 
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

Website 4 the Day:
Unlock Windows files:
http://ccollomb.free.fr/unlocker/

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Big emotions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 11, 2010, In : Humor 
Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

Website 4 the Day:
Other free technical books:
http://freecomputerbooks.com/

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Word use

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 10, 2010, In : Humor 
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

Website 4 the Day:
Additional free technical books:
http://www.downloadfreepdf.com/

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Children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2010, In : Humor 
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Free technical books:
http://www.freebookcentre.net/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 8, 2010, In : Humor 
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Exra free ebooks:
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/

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Why

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, In : Humor 
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Additional free ebooks:
http://www.e-booksdirectory.com/

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Nothing wrong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 6, 2010, In : Humor 
There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.
-- Jack E. Leonard

Website 4 the Day:
Other free ebooks:
http://www.free-ebooks.net/

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Cartoonist found dead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 5, 2010, In : Humor 
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Website 4 the Day:
LicenseCrawler finds keys in your registry:
http://www.klinzmann.name/licensecrawler.htm

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Not a flirt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 4, 2010, In : Humor 
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
--Charles, Count Talleyrand

Website 4 the Day:
Shorten URLs to articles and include snippets:
http://www.snip.ly/

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They never

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 3, 2010, In : Humor 
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
-- Thomas Brackett Reed

Website 4 the Day:
Top technology news:
http://techmeme.com

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I just learned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 2, 2010, In : Humor 
I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
-- Irvin S. Cobb

Website 4 the Day:
Summarize text:
http://summarity.com/

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Two tickets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 1, 2010, In : Humor 
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… If there is one.
-- Winston Churchill, in response to Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the Day:
Be safe: expand shortened URLs before going there:
http://security.thejoshmeister.com/2009/04/how-to-preview-shortened-urls-tinyurl.html

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His mother

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, In : Humor 
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the Day:
Convert an RSS news stream feed to PDF:
http://www.feedjournal.com/

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Comparison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, In : Humor 
He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
-- Billy Wilder

Website 4 the Day:
What is a VPN? And free tools to connect securely:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/7-completely-free-vpn-services-protect-privacy/

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The curtains were drawn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 28, 2010, In : Humor 
In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.

Website 4 the Day:
3D images of the body:
http://www.healthline.com/directory/3dbodymaps

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Statistics and lamp-posts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 27, 2010, In : Humor 
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts for support rather than illumination.
-- Andrew Lang

Website 4 the Day:
Turn RSS feeds into PDF magazines:
http://www.tabbloid.com/

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Modesty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 26, 2010, In : Humor 
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the Day:
Quote part of a webpage:
http://kwout.com/

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Thanksgiving celebration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 25, 2010, In : Humor 
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the Day:
Five fast last-minute Thanksgiving recipes:
http://blisstree.com/live/five-fast-last-minute-thanksgiving-recipes/

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Loves nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 24, 2010, In : Humor 
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
-- Forrest Tucker

Website 4 the Day:
Generate a fake identity:
http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

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Simply a shiver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 23, 2010, In : Humor 
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
-- Paul Keating

Website 4 the Day:
What are you willing to do for $5?
http://www.fiverr.com/

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All the virtues

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 22, 2010, In : Humor 
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the Day:
Want to do something?
http://www.soyouwanna.com/

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A cardboard belt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 21, 2010, In : Humor 
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

Website 4 the Day:
Something to make us cat owners jealous:
http://www.wimp.com/usefultricks/

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Thank you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 20, 2010, In : Humor 
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.
-- Moses Hadas

Website 4 the Day:
Further free ebooks:
http://www.ebooksdownloadfree.com/

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The most words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 19, 2010, In : Humor 
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Send/receive text messages from a browser:
http://www.joopz.com/

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No enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 18, 2010, In : Humor 
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Free desktop sharing:
http://www.mikogo.com/

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Good instincts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 17, 2010, In : Humor 
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

Website 4 the Day:
Another source of free ebooks:
http://www.ebooksread.com/

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Delusions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, In : Humor 
He had delusions of adequacy.
-- Walter Kerr

Website 4 the Day:
Command line shortcuts to Windows tools:
http://www.dotkam.com/2007/11/26/windows-commands-think-you-know-it-all/

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A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 15, 2010, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- John Bright

Website 4 the Day:
Learn Linux with free e-books:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-downloadable-books-to-teach-yourself-linux/

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The TV repairman got married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 14, 2010, In : Humor 
When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

Website 4 the Day:
More free ebooks:
http://www.ebooklobby.com/

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A bachelor's life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 10, 2010, In : Humor 
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the Day:
Make any web page print-friendly:
http://www.printfriendly.com/

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The game

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, In : Humor 
Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.
-- Mickey Rivers, baseball player

Website 4 the Day:
Remove PDF restrictions:
http://www.pdfunlock.com/

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Leather shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 7, 2010, In : Humor 
I didn't want to buy leather shoes, but eventually I was suede.

Website 4 the Day:
Find out what program opens that file:
http://www.openwith.org/

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I am not worried

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 5, 2010, In : Humor 
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the Day:
Print only the parts of web pages that you want to:
http://www.printwhatyoulike.com/

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Food is important

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 4, 2010, In : Humor 
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
-- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

Website 4 the Day:
Test your brain:
http://www.cogolog.com/

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If only

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 3, 2010, In : Humor 
If only faces could talk...
-- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

Website 4 the Day:
Find your cell phone:
http://www.icantfindmyphone.com/

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Its not pollution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, In : Humor 
It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

Website 4 the Day:
Create a professional resume:
http://cvmaker.in/

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An emotional wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 31, 2010, In : Humor 
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the Day:
Download online videos:
http://downloadtube.org/

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Be patriotic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 27, 2010, In : Humor 
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
-- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal

Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #5:
http://xfiles.technihelp.net/

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Parents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 26, 2010, In : Humor 
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman, Golfer

Website 4 the Day:
Coupons by store:
http://www.currentcodes.com/

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Expectations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 25, 2010, In : Humor 
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
-- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice

Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #4:
http://www.finddoctorsonline.com/

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Erasers at both ends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 24, 2010, In : Humor 
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

Website 4 the Day:
Convert text to speech:
http://vozme.com/index.php?lang=en

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War

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, In : Humor 
I think war is a dangerous place.
-- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

Website 4 the Day:
Read faster by exercising:
http://www.eyercize.com/practice/bm_read/

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When a clock is hungry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 17, 2010, In : Humor 
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Website 4 the Day:
Group online news into a personal newspaper:
http://goodnoows.com

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Overseas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 16, 2010, In : Humor 
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
-- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

Website 4 the Day:
Send a FAX for free
http://www.myfax.com/free/

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Line up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 15, 2010, In : Humor 
You guys, line up alphabetically by height.
-- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

Website 4 the Day:
Coupons arranged by geography:
http://www.couponmap.com/

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Fiction writing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 14, 2010, In : Humor 
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

Website 4 the Day:
Sync your IE browser bookmarks and MS Office templates, etc.:
http://explore.live.com/windows-live-devices-and-sync-program-settings-ui

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The Canne Film Festival

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, In : Humor 
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
-- Christina Aguilera

Website 4 the Day:
Cut out sections from your favorite websites:
http://www.wozaik.com/

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A plateau

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 10, 2010, In : Humor 
A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Website 4 the Day:
Watch movies not on Hulu:
http://www.crackle.com/

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Predictions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 9, 2010, In : Humor 
Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.
-- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

Website 4 the Day:
Make beautiful music:
http://www.aviary.com/online/music-creator

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Gay marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 8, 2010, In : Humor 
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the Day:
Print your own graph paper:
http://incompetech.com/graphpaper/

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Malls of America

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 5, 2010, In : Humor 
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
-- Chris Rock

Website 4 the Day:
Convert file formats:
http://www.fileminx.com/

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The American Dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 1, 2010, In : Humor 
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #2:
http://www.insiderpages.com/

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Old dry cleaners

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 26, 2010, In : Humor 
Old dry cleaners never die, they just get de-pressed.

Website 4 the Day:
Create crosswords with EclipseCrossword
http://www.eclipsecrossword.com/

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Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 25, 2010, In : Humor 
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the Day:
Watch movies and TV online for free:
http://bit.ly/clY1If or http://www.fivefreeapps.com/2008/09/50-free-sites-to-watch-movies-and-tv-online-part-1.html

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The real reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 24, 2010, In : Humor 
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
Find a Twitterer's rank:
http://twittergrader.com

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What's the difference?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 19, 2010, In : Humor 
What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence

Websites of the day:
View the secret info in your photos:
http://www.exifviewer.org/
Then remove it:
http://www.easyexifdelete.com/

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Atheism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 5, 2010, In : Humor 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site, this one for kids:
http://storynory.com/

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Two ships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 29, 2010, In : Humor 
There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

Website 4 the Day:
     Convert a PDF file to DOC format for editing:
     http://www.pdfonline.com/pdf2word/index.asp

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How come ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 26, 2010, In : Humor 
How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the Day:
    Let Me Google That For You, for all those people who are too lazy to look it up for themselves:

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Thirsty termite

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 22, 2010, In : Humor 
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

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Stupid people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 21, 2010, In : Humor 
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
    Convert anything but one's religion:
    http://joshmadison.com/software/convert-for-windows/

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My first job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 15, 2010, In : Humor 
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Website 4 the Day:
     Search social sites for a person:
     http://www.kgbpeople.com

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Keyboard not found

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 9, 2010, In : Humor 
Keyboard not found. Press < F1 > to RESUME. 
-- Source unknown (appears in many common BIOSes as a real error message)

Website 4 the Day:
     Free Photoshop alternative:
        http://www.photobie.com/
     tutorials at:

         http://bit.ly/9yQ9OS

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Man and dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 8, 2010, In : Humor 
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?
The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

Website 4 the Day:
     Add speech balloons to your photos:
     http://www.superlame.com/engine.php

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Smiling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 7, 2010, In : Humor 
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-- Robert Bloch

Website 4 the Day:
    Open and extract files from "any" archive:
    http://legroom.net/software/uniextract

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Computer advantage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, In : Humor 
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
-- Eric Porterfield.

Website 4 the Day:
     Search someone's criminal record:
     http://www.criminalsearches.com/

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Computer dating is fine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2010, In : Humor 
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
-- Rita May Brown.

Website 4 the Day:
     Research scams:
     http://www.jasonmorrison.net/is-this-a-scam/
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Monkey arrested

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 1, 2010, In : Humor 
They arrested the monkey for throwing Rhesus feces at zoo attendants .His charge? Turd debris assault

Website 4 the Day:
     Easy way to create secure passwords:
     http://lifehacker.com/5516188

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Sufficiently advanced

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 30, 2010, In : Humor 
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Bruce Brown

Website(s) 4 the Day:
    Watch TV online:

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It's simple, but ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2010, In : Humor 
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
-- Dennis Ritchie

Website 4 the Day:
      Make your own fake newspaper clippings:
      http://bit.ly/10UCg

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Baby seal walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 25, 2010, In : Humor 
A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender.
"Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal
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Snake trivia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 18, 2010, In : Humor 
Q: Why don't snakes have balls?

A: Because without legs, they can't dance.
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Ancient statistics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2010, In : Humor 

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

-- Stephen Leacock.


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Classification

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2010, In : Humor 
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker.
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Leaving my body

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, In : Humor 

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
-- Steven Wright



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Jumping cow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 12, 2010, In : Humor 
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.
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School prayer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 10, 2010, In : Humor 
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school."
-- Cokie Roberts
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An expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 9, 2010, In : Humor 
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
 -- WC Fields.
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Wireless music box

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2010, In : Humor 
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
-- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urging for investment in the radio in the 1920s 

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Programming today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, In : Humor 
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rich Cook.
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Happy 4th of July!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 4, 2010, In : Humor 
What should you drink with 4th Of July firecrackers?

Firemilk.
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Marriage and career

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, In : Humor 
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Source Unknown
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Plagiarists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 28, 2010, In : Humor 
Plagiarists at least have the quality of preservation.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

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Shakespeare walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 27, 2010, In : Humor 
Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
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Do the hokey pokey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 26, 2010, In : Humor 
What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
-- Curtis Spencer
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You know ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 25, 2010, In : Humor 
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope

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Good for baseball?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 23, 2010, In : Humor 
On the marriage of Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe — I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto
-- Yogi Berra


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Two theories ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, In : Humor 
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
-- Will Rogers

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Not one!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2010, In : Humor 
He has not a single redeeming defect.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
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Old mathemeticians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 20, 2010, In : Humor 
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

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Hereditary looks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 18, 2010, In : Humor 
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
-- Groucho Marx
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BFF

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 16, 2010, In : Humor 
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
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Get thee to a nunnery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 14, 2010, In : Humor 
Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Old cooks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 13, 2010, In : Humor 
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
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It takes two

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 9, 2010, In : Humor 
it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
--Homer Simpson
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Failed juggler

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 7, 2010, In : Humor 
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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Fickle bride

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 3, 2010, In : Humor 
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
-- Source Unknown

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Trying, the 1st step

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 1, 2010, In : Humor 
Trying is the first step towards failure. 
--Homer Simpson

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Marriage as an instutition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 31, 2010, In : Humor 
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Groucho Marx
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Joan of Arc at the Pearly Gates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 30, 2010, In : Humor 
What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates?
"Well done."
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Didn't like the play

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 27, 2010, In : Humor 
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
-- Groucho Marx

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Facts are meaningless.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 24, 2010, In : Humor 
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
--HomeFacts are meaningless.

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Potato chips at the monastery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 24, 2010, In : Humor 
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is cooking potato slices in a large pot of boiling oil. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
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Never do today ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 22, 2010, In : Humor 
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow if tomorrow might improve the odds.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

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A perfectly wonderful evening

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 21, 2010, In : Humor 
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
-- Groucho Marx
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