Advice

December 2, 2022
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Plant-based recipes:
https://plantbasedcookingshow.com/
 

Shopping season

December 2, 2022
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Free books:
https://www.pdfbooksworld.com/
 

What my mother said

December 2, 2022
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
-- Betty White

Website 4 the day:
Google killed these:
https://killedbygoogle.com/
 

Flea creation

November 8, 2022
Scientists have created a flea from scratch.

Website 4 the day:
Ancient history:
https://www.worldhistory.org/
 

Accumulating possessions

November 8, 2022
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Hand-picked movies:
https://mubi.com/
 

Food like sex

November 8, 2022
Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
-- Beth McCollister

Website 4 the day:
Songs that Spotify forgot:
https://forgotify.com/
 

Why I don't weigh

November 8, 2022
I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.
-- Matt Bellassai

Website 4 the day:
The sound of rain:
https://www.rainymood.com/
 

Body shamed

November 8, 2022
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
-- Danny Zuker

Website 4 the day:
How a car works:
https://www.howacarworks.com/
 

Pigeons

November 8, 2022
I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.
-- Mike Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Bring drawings to life:
https://sketch.metademolab.com/
 

Remixed a remix

November 8, 2022
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Play retro games:
https://myemulator.online/
 

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