Too drunk to drive

November 29, 2021
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.
-- Kevin Hart

Website 4 the day:
Read without distractions:
https://outline.com/
 

Black holes

November 29, 2021
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Reddit alternative: 
https://teddit.net/
 

Power corrupts

November 29, 2021
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne JonesBlack Holes are where God divided by zero

Website 4 the day:
Internet slang:
https://7esl.com/internet-slang/
 

A coward

November 29, 2021
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman

Website 4 the day:
Morning messages to help stop misinformation:
https://bettermorningmessages.com/
 

Happiness

November 29, 2021
Happiness equals reality minus expectations.
-- Tom Magliozzi

Website 4 the day:
Windows anti-spy tool:
https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10
 

Perfume as art

November 29, 2021
Perfume is the art that makes memory speak.
-- Francis Kurkdjian

Website 4 the day:
Make a sign:
https://observatory.db.erau.edu/generators/signs/
 

Burger vs. steak

November 2, 2021
A burger has less energy than a steak because it’s in its ground state.

Website 4 the day:
Claim this bird:
https://www.windowsfx.org/
 

No shrink in Hollywood

November 2, 2021
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Beautiful noise:
https://mynoise.net/
 

Envy

November 2, 2021
Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.
-- Benson Bruno

Website 4 the day:
Graph visualization:
https://www.graphviz.org/
 

Age anxious

November 2, 2021
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Online diagram maker:
https://app.diagrams.net/
 

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