Lack of communcation

April 6, 2021
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Escape Zoom meetings: 
https://zoomescaper.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Other's paths

April 6, 2021
Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Slap-cooking a chicken: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Start of shopping season

April 6, 2021
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Construct3 game maker: 
https://www.construct.net/en

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Easy to be wrong

April 6, 2021
It is so easy to be wrong - and to persist in being wrong  - when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.     
-- Thomas Sowell

Website 4 the day:
Learn to draw:
https://drawabox.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Moses

March 26, 2021
Moses was a basket case.

Website 4 the day:
Create flowcharts: 
https://flowchart.fun/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Almost everything

March 26, 2021
90 percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon  

Website 4 the day:
Interesting Engineering: 
https://interestingengineering.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Washington DC

March 26, 2021
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John. F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
The Milky Way: 
https://astroanarchy.blogspot.com/2021/03/gigapixel-mosaic-of-milky-way-1250.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Nice being a pessimist

March 26, 2021
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.     
-- George Will

Website 4 the day:
Pick-up lines used by women: 
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/T-Joel-Wade/publication/337990989_Can_I_have_your_number_Men's_perceived_effectiveness_of_pick-up_lines_used_by_women/links/5df912ba299bf10bc3634656/Can-I-have-your-number-Mens-perceived-effectiveness-of-pick-up-lines-used-by-women.pdf

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Defamation of character

March 26, 2021
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character. 
-- Charles Brakley

Website 4 the day:
Turbo encabulator: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjcJp_Nwvk

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Marriage alternative

March 26, 2021
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. 
-- Rod Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Retroencabulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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