Give a man a fish

March 10, 2021
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Making the Slice of Life film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjVowm9Sy9M
 

Barbie popular?

March 10, 2021
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Amateur Blade Runner fan film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyn0cLCMKsM
 

Named after Einstein

March 4, 2021
I was named after Einstein. Yeah, he was named in 1879.

Website 4 the day:
Sell your startup: 
https://microacquire.com/
 

Simply wise

March 4, 2021
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Amazon product price history: 
https://keepa.com/
 

Slow children playing

March 4, 2021
I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean.
-- Zack Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
15 facts: 
https://15facts.com/
 

Went to a meeting

March 4, 2021
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Anti-social media: 
http://www.noiys.com/
 

Missing fingers

March 4, 2021
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Change computer screen color by time: 
https://justgetflux.com/
 

Wealth

March 4, 2021
Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.
-- Epictetus  

Website 4 the day:
You're the bomb: 
http://thebomb.lol/
 

Afraid of heights

March 4, 2021
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
The deadliest pandemics: 
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/local/retropolis/coronavirus-deadliest-pandemics/
 

My drug test

February 25, 2021
I scored high on my drug test.

Website 4 the day:
If you dug a hole straight through the earth: 
https://www.antipodesmap.com/
 

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