Someone stole my antidepressants

February 2, 2021
Someone stole my antidepressants. I hope he's happy!

Website 4 the day:
Beginner's guide to GIT: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/beginners-guide-to-git
 

Critics are like eunuchs

February 2, 2021
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves. 
  -- Brendan Behan  

Website 4 the day:
Global sleep durations: 
https://i.redd.it/etrutievbq661.png
 

Save the earth

February 2, 2021
Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.
--  P. J. O'Rourke

Website 4 the day:
Growing red pepper: 
https://digg.com/video/red-bell-pepper-grow-time-lapse
 

The road to hell

February 2, 2021
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
-- Stephen King

Website 4 the day:
Toxicological analysis of George’s marvellous medicine: 
https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m4467
 

The trouble with this country

February 2, 2021
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, ‘The trouble with this country is ….
-- Sinclair Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Darth by Darthwest: 
https://digg.com/video/someone-inserted-cary-grant-into-star-wars
 

No enemies

February 2, 2021
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python, Pytorch: 
https://pytorch.org/
 

Stupidity got us into this mess

February 2, 2021
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
-- Will Rogers 

Website 4 the day:
Forest xylophone: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CDLBTJD4M
 

What to call a used car salesman

January 29, 2021
A used auto salesman can also be called a car-deal-ologist. 

Website 4 the day:
Become a cartoon:
 

The trouble with some women

January 29, 2021
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
-- Cher

Website 4 the day:
$1.50 logic analyzer: 
http://www.ganssle.com/tem/tem411.html#article2
 

Marxist and Fascist similarity

January 29, 2021
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
-- Lee Grant

Website 4 the day:
Quantum mechanics, explained:
https://www.sciencealert.com/17-year-old-wins-global-science-prize-for-brilliant-explainer-on-quantum-mechanics
 

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