Grass without rain

October 14, 2020
Two blades of grass were discussing the lack of rain, when one finally said "Guess, we'll have to make dew."  

Website 4 the day:
NASA's images:
https://images.nasa.gov/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Practical religion

October 7, 2020
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
-- Betsy Salkind

Website 4 the day:
Search with images of found sites:
https://peekier.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Boring

October 7, 2020
Bores bore each other, too, but it never seems to teach them anything.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Search engine with privacy:
https://www.qwant.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Worst asthma

October 7, 2020
Asthma bothers me if I'm around dogs or cigars. The worst are dogs smoking cigars.
-- Steve Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free WordPress hosting for a year (cheap after that):
https://youtu.be/cG9kv5-5bPI

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Just sugar

October 7, 2020
Cotton candy is just sugar made to look like insulation.
-- Mike Birbiglia

Website 4 the day:
Fast Python:
https://doc.pypy.org/en/latest/index.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Really bad cooking

October 7, 2020
My cooking is so bad I have an oven that flushes.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Free VPN for a year:
https://youtu.be/m-i2JBtG4FE

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Adopted?

October 7, 2020
I asked my mother if I was adopted and she said, "Not yet, but we've placed an ad."
-- Dana Snow

Website 4 the day:
Flood a scammer:
https://scammerblaster.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

A blind date

October 7, 2020
I had a blind date with a woman who carried a taser in her purse. She was stunning.

Website 4 the day:
Robots come in peace, written by AI: 
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/08/robot-wrote-this-article-gpt-3

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sundials and stopped clocks

October 6, 2020
A stopped clock is right twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at night.
-- John Hodgman

Website 4 the day:
Mirror screens wirelessly:
https://letsview.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Conquering Asia

October 6, 2020
Genghis Khan conquered Asia with an army only half the size of New York City's civil service.
- Emmanuel Savas

Website 4 the day:
Defecation education:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=0Jjr21lFLCY

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 
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