A big family

January 16, 2020
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
-- Lewis Grizzard

Website 4 the day:
Fake credit card numbers:
https://www.darkcoding.net/credit-card-numbers/
 

Military justice

January 16, 2020
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Create a font: 
https://fontforge.org/en-US/
 

Hollywood people

January 16, 2020
Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
-- Lionel Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
PowerPoint templates: 
 https://www.free-powerpoint-templates-design.com/
 

People who drink

January 16, 2020
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Heavenly answers:   
http://www.askmoses.com/
 

Avoid the argument

January 16, 2020
Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think you are?"
-- Ray Combs

Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://www.searchencrypt.com/
 

Happy spots

December 25, 2019
The ink spots were jubilant because they just came out of the pen.

Website 4 the day:
Observe the weather:
https://www.weather.gov/coop/BecomeAnObserver
 

Love my cell phone

December 25, 2019
We love our own cell phones but hate everyone else's.
-- Joe Bob Briggs

Website 4 the day:
Ship your enemies glitter: 
http://www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
 

Learning to fly

December 25, 2019
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Free printable habit tracker:
https://tealnotes.com/free-printable-bullet-journal-habit-tracker-template/
 

Without statistics

December 25, 2019
In ancient times they had no statistics, so they had to fall back on lies.
-- Stephen Leacock

Website 4 the day:
Nooooooooooooooo: 
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
 

Composition of the universe

December 25, 2019
The universe is made up of electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons.
-- Andy Dappen

Website 4 the day:
Drop trash into the can:
http://www.trashloop.com/
 

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