Borrowing from China

November 14, 2019
The trouble with borrowing money from China is that thirty minutes later you feel broke again.
-- Steve Bridges

Website 4 the day:
Guided meditations:  
https://www.uclahealth.org/marc/mindful-meditations
 

Exempt from jury duty

November 14, 2019
Only lawyers and mental defectives are exempt from jury duty.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Create a poster:
https://www.postermywall.com/
 

Credible consultants

November 14, 2019
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at any company.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Virtual machine on Android:
https://www.vmos.com/
 

No lines

November 14, 2019
There are never any lines at the bathroom at a public swimming pool.
-- Dan Bradley

Website 4 the day:
Web-based music synthesizer: 
https://z.musictools.live/
 

Do you know?

November 14, 2019
To know what you know and what you do not know, that is true knowledge. 
-- Confucius 

Website 4 the day:
Crop a video: 
https://clideo.com/crop-video
 

Sunken ship on the ocean floor

October 12, 2019
Divers found a sunken ship on the ocean floor that kept twitching. It was a nervous wreck.

Website 4 the day:
Copy/paste emojis, characters, etc.:
https://copychar.cc
 

Are you in a cult?

October 12, 2019
Here’s an easy way to figure out if you’re in a cult: If you’re wondering whether you’re in a cult, the answer is yes.     
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Neural network completes your text: 
https://talktotransformer.com/
 

Your right to say what you believe

October 12, 2019
Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe. 
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
IC die photos:
https://zeptobars.com/en/
 

Taking opportunities

October 12, 2019
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. 
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Warp speed in the solar system: 
https://gfycat.com/showyagedflyingfox-james-odonoghue-science-fiction-space-travel
 

Men and women

October 12, 2019
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. 
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Make an infographic map in seconds: 
http://mapinseconds.com/
 

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