My wife is never nice.

September 17, 2025
My wife is never nice. She won a trip for two to Las Vegas. She went twice.
– Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Be more efficient:
https://kando.menu/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

A vasectomy

September 17, 2025
I tell my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don’t need one.
– Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Widows 11 repair trick:
https://www.xda-developers.com/this-windows-11-repair-trick-fixes-nearly-every-windows-problem/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

My memory loss

September 4, 2025
I told my doctor about my memory loss. He made me pay in advance.

Website 4 the day:
Simple drawing tool:
https://excalidraw.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Went to the hardware store

September 4, 2025
I went to the hardware store to buy some rat poison. The cashier says, “Do you want a bag, or are you gonna eat it here?”
– Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Free AI search:
https://ithy.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

My dog

September 4, 2025
What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm.
– Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Video AI generator:
https://www.imagine.art/features/veo-3

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

A dying wish

September 4, 2025
My uncle’s dying wish, he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
– Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
41 free AI courses:
https://mashable.com/article/free-ai-courses-june-2025

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

When I was born

September 4, 2025
When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, “I’m very sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
24 free OSINT tools:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AWBe47i25_6657AUHM46UmhoO5xxr96eEPCcuQlPy0M/edit?gid=0#gid=0

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Nobody home

September 4, 2025
A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.

– Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Pure SH Bible:
https://github.com/dylanaraps/pure-sh-bible

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

My parents hated me

September 4, 2025
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
– Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Pure BASH Bible: pure bash Bible:
https://github.com/dylanaraps/pure-bash-bible

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Just calved

September 4, 2025
A cow that has just calved is decaffeinated.

Website 4 the day:
Free ebooks:
https://www.free-ebooks.net/ 

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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