Never promoted

December 19, 2018
If you are irreplaceable you will never be promoted.
-- Jonathan S. Benton

Website 4 the day:
Elements through the centuries
https://www.reddit.com/r/educationalgifs/comments/a6lr6n/300_years_of_element_discovery/
 

Melting the ceiling

December 19, 2018
The glass ceiling melts when you turn up the heat.
-- Pauline Kezer

Website 4 the day:
Virtual credit cards:
https://privacy.com/
 

Sandwich in a bar

December 16, 2018
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
“Sorry,” growls the bartender, “we don’t serve food here.”

Website 4 the day:
Cat, solid or liquid?
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2649/Physicist-Wins-Ig-Noble-Prize-For-Study-On-Whether-Cats-Should-Be-Classified-As-Liquids-Or-Solids
 

Supply vs. demand

December 16, 2018
The supply of government exceeds the demand.
-- Lewis Lapham

Website 4 the day:
When was a webpage posted?
http://carbondate.cs.odu.edu/
 

Keep your facts

December 16, 2018
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Find your perfect Linux distribution:
https://librehunt.org/
 

Motivational tapes

December 16, 2018
I have a set of motivational tapes, but I never feel like watching them.
-- Daniel Liebert

Website 4 the day:
Download videos:
https://www.xvideothief.com/
 

Bought a staple gun

December 16, 2018
My husband bought a staple gun. Now we have to bring food to the cat.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Free streaming movies:
https://www.kanopy.com/
 

Fine line of cooking

December 16, 2018
My wife treads a fine line between cooking and arson.
-- Bill Hoest

Website 4 the day:
Is your Flash drive fake?
https://www.rmprepusb.com/tutorials/-fake-usb-flash-memory-drives
 

Nuts to you?

December 16, 2018
God sometimes gives nuts to toothless people.
-- Matt Groening

Website 4 the day:
Old masters' Easter eggs:
http://www.artspace.com/magazine/art_101/conspiracy-theory-for-art-nerds-find-the-eerie-easter-eggs-hidden-in-6-old-master-paintings
 

Failed magicians

December 9, 2018
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

Website 4 the day:
Free magic tricks:
https://trickshop.com/free-downloads.html
 

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