Lie to the computer

August 11, 2018
If you lie to the computer, it will get you.
-- Perry Farrar

Website 4 the day:
Everyday sayings:
https://www.stylist.co.uk/books/everyday-sayings-explained/124076
 

It's useless

August 11, 2018
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:
Classic TV shows are sped up:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/04/tv_shows_sped_up_to_make_room_for_ads_can_you_tell_the_difference_a_quiz.html
 

Emotional wedding

August 4, 2018
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. The cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the day:
Sacred texts:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm
 

What giraffes don't smell

August 4, 2018
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Create your own web page:
https://about.me/
 

Catching my eye

August 4, 2018
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella.
-- Gary Delaney

Website 4 the day:
Reddit University:
http://ureddit.com/
 

Software bugs

August 4, 2018
Testing can show the presence of bugs, but not their absence.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra

Website 4 the day:
Peer-to-peer file transfer:
https://file.pizza/
 

Who is weaker?

August 4, 2018
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.
-- Stuart Turner

Website 4 the day:
Track a package:
http://www.boxoh.com/
 

The biggest critics

August 4, 2018
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them 
-- Jackie Collins 

Website 4 the day:
Living wage calculator: 
http://livingwage.mit.edu/
 

If they disagree

August 4, 2018
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
-- Norm Schryer

Website 4 the day:
Machine Learning 101: 
http://tiny.cc/ML101




 

A new store

July 26, 2018
I am going to start a new store that only sells Cheerios, bagels, and donuts. It will be called "Hole Foods."

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek DS9 Quark's bar sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyi-5BWRWdM
 

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