Went for a massage

September 10, 2018
I went for a massage because I wanted to be kneaded.

Website 4 the day:
Accomplishments by your age:
http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html
 

Never happy

September 10, 2018
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
-- Anatole France

Website 4 the day:
Journey to the center of the earth:
http://www.bbc.com/future/bespoke/story/20150306-journey-to-the-centre-of-earth/index.html
 

Young and old

September 10, 2018
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Mount Rushmore's Hall of Records:
https://www.nps.gov/media/photo/gallery.htm?id=F51F46AD-155D-4519-3E23A791A6417362
 

Deflating disputes

September 10, 2018
How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
Group Theory coloring book:
http://www.coloring-book.co/
 

Photographing Shirley Temple

September 10, 2018
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

Website 4 the day:
Better CLI commands:
https://remysharp.com/2018/08/23/cli-improved
 

Violin vs. viola

September 10, 2018
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
Make slogan great again:
http://beat2020.com/
 

Of doors and dogs

September 10, 2018
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Online TV:
http://xumo.tv
 

Missing eggs

August 31, 2018
The chicken couldn't find her eggs. She must have mislaid them.

Website 4 the day:
Conference call simulator:
http://conferencecall.biz/
 

Full of it

August 31, 2018
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier

Website 4 the day:
Who loves you more?
https://melmagazine.com/ranking-every-kind-of-pet-by-how-capable-it-is-of-loving-you-72d38f87e20f 
 

Nobody listens

August 31, 2018
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
I said don't call me!
http://isaiddontcall.me/
 

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