The 2nd oldest profession

August 11, 2018
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Curated coding videos:
https://www.codingvideoz.com/
 

My dream job

August 11, 2018
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
1 second on the internet:
https://tecsynt.com/image/iot-white-paper-one-second.jpg
 

Chicken crossing the road

August 11, 2018
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!
-- Gordon Ramsay

Website 4 the day:
Time wasting website:
https://clickclickclick.click
 

Lie to the computer

August 11, 2018
If you lie to the computer, it will get you.
-- Perry Farrar

Website 4 the day:
Everyday sayings:
https://www.stylist.co.uk/books/everyday-sayings-explained/124076
 

It's useless

August 11, 2018
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:
Classic TV shows are sped up:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/04/tv_shows_sped_up_to_make_room_for_ads_can_you_tell_the_difference_a_quiz.html
 

Emotional wedding

August 4, 2018
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. The cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the day:
Sacred texts:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm
 

What giraffes don't smell

August 4, 2018
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Create your own web page:
https://about.me/
 

Catching my eye

August 4, 2018
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella.
-- Gary Delaney

Website 4 the day:
Reddit University:
http://ureddit.com/
 

Software bugs

August 4, 2018
Testing can show the presence of bugs, but not their absence.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra

Website 4 the day:
Peer-to-peer file transfer:
https://file.pizza/
 

Who is weaker?

August 4, 2018
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.
-- Stuart Turner

Website 4 the day:
Track a package:
http://www.boxoh.com/
 

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