Buying stock

December 5, 2017
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
-- Claude Pepper

Website 4 the day:
Free video calls:
https://imo.im/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Life needs

December 3, 2017
My life needs editing.
 -- Mort Sahl

Website 4 the day:
Meme generator:
https://memegenerator.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Bicycling behind a bus

November 20, 2017
After bicycling behind a bus, I became exhausted.

Website 4 the day:
Comedy wildlife photos:
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/2017_finalists.php

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Checkers vs. chess

November 20, 2017
Checkers is safer to play than chess because in checkers you can't fall asleep and get a king stuck in your eye.
-- Jim Loy

Website 4 the day:
Useful Latin?
http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/handy-latin.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Fashion vs. style

November 20, 2017
Fashion can be bought, style one must possess.
-- Edna Woolman chase

Website 4 the day:
Private messaging and file transfers:
https://keybase.io/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Memory

November 20, 2017
Memory is like a crazy old woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.
-- Dr. Austin O'Malley

Website 4 the day:
Forward scam e-mail tome@rescam.org:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?\v=jPajqAJWiNA

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

School I attended

November 20, 2017
I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Check your website's links:
https://wummel.github.io/linkchecker/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Coffee water

November 20, 2017
It doesn't take nearly as much water to make good coffee as most people think.
-- Tom Bernard

Website 4 the day:
Credit card spoof:
https://samy.pl/magspoof/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Christmastime

November 20, 2017
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted landing page designs:
https://firedrop.ai/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

A trapped boy

November 20, 2017
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!

Website 4 the day:
Classic Science Fiction:
http://www.voidspace.org.uk/library/classic_scifi.shtml

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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