Getting on a plane

November 13, 2017
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, ‘Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.’ She said, ‘We can’t do that!’ I told her, ‘You did it last week!’”
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Cryptographic proof of a file's existence:
https://proofofexistence.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Get back my youth

November 13, 2017
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Life Saver lightning:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tW8q_JfmcbU

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Doesn't make sense

November 13, 2017
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Real news:
http://mercurynews.ca.newsmemory.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Back covered in lard

November 7, 2017
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

Website 4 the day:
Black on the Air:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/LarryWilmoreBlackOnTheAir

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Illegal immigrants

November 7, 2017
They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country, but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
100+ HTML templates:
https://themefisher.com/best-free-html5-templates/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

In the gutter

November 7, 2017
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
World poverty clock:
http://www.worldpoverty.io/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Need one friend

November 7, 2017
We need at least one friend who understands what we do not say.
-- Dr. SunWolf

Website 4 the day:
How to:
https://imgur.com/gallery/XzQbf

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

A drinking problem

November 7, 2017
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name… and you’ve never been to that bar before.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Securely share files:
https://onionshare.org/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Key to happiness

November 7, 2017
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Personal recycling:
https://preciousplastic.com/en/videos/intro.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Good judgement

November 7, 2017
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
-- Fred Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Chop a section of a YouTube video:
http://www.tubechop.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 
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