Trash collector work

December 6, 2017
When I started work as a trash collector, there was no training. I just picked it up as I went along.

Website 4 the day:
Weight of the internet:
http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/6/608946_v1.jpg

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Love interests

December 6, 2017
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Make an avatar:
http://www.theavatarmaker.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Behind every great man

December 6, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Create bibliographies:
http://www.bibme.org/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

What's the correct age?

December 6, 2017
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Free mind-mapping:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/freeplane/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Cross country skiing

December 5, 2017
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Excel art:
http://digg.com/video/excel-artist

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Buying stock

December 5, 2017
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
-- Claude Pepper

Website 4 the day:
Free video calls:
https://imo.im/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Life needs

December 3, 2017
My life needs editing.
 -- Mort Sahl

Website 4 the day:
Meme generator:
https://memegenerator.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Bicycling behind a bus

November 20, 2017
After bicycling behind a bus, I became exhausted.

Website 4 the day:
Comedy wildlife photos:
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/2017_finalists.php

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Checkers vs. chess

November 20, 2017
Checkers is safer to play than chess because in checkers you can't fall asleep and get a king stuck in your eye.
-- Jim Loy

Website 4 the day:
Useful Latin?
http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/handy-latin.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Fashion vs. style

November 20, 2017
Fashion can be bought, style one must possess.
-- Edna Woolman chase

Website 4 the day:
Private messaging and file transfers:
https://keybase.io/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 
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