Jury explained

July 5, 2017
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History online:
http://naturalhistory.si.edu/VT3/
 

Fashion

July 5, 2017
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Website 4 the day:
Spy Museum online:
https://www.spymuseum.org/about/virtual-tour/
 

Wormlike creatures

July 5, 2017
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
-- Will Cuppy

Website 4 the day:
Oriental Institute Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/
 

Prison van collision

July 5, 2017
A concrete truck has collided with a prison van. Motorists should watch for hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett

Website 4 the day:
National Women's History Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/
 

Insects take over the world

July 5, 2017
When insects take over the world, I hope they remember how we used to take them along on picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Le Louvre online:
http://www.louvre.fr/en/visites-en-ligne#tabs
 

Left to her cat

July 5, 2017
A friend of mine left $15,000 to her cat. Today that cat is broke.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576
 

Hard work deaths

July 4, 2017
Hard work never killed anybody who supervised it.
-- Harry C. Bauer

Website 4 the day:
Free recycling:
https://www.freecycle.org
 

Morse code knowledge

July 4, 2017
If you know Morse code, tap dancers drive you crazy.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Compare book prices:
http://www.directtextbook.com
 

Two people types

July 2, 2017
There are two types of people: those who need closure

Website 4 the day:
Typewriter simulator:
http://uniqcode.com/typewriter/
 

An invisible government

June 30, 2017
Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people.
-- Theodore Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Goldfish with a hammer:
https://vimeo.com/208067675
 

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