January 17, 2017
The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
-- Karl Kraus
Website 4 the day:
Earth alerts:
http://earthalerts.manyjourneys.com/web
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Website 4 the day:
Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
Here's a headline you never see: “Psychic Wins Lottery.”
-- Dennis Miller
Website 4 the day:
Graph book occurrences over time:
https://books.google.com/ngrams/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
Computers are everywhere. Now tattoo parlors have to spell check.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the day:
US immigration history:
metrocosm.com/us-immigration-history-map.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
I used to be a heavy gambler, now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
-- Steve Allen
Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
-- William Dean Howells
Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only placed where my fears where justified.
-- Anita Weiss
Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
Americans have always liked travel, that being how we got here in the first place.
-- Otto Friedrich
Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of fictional elements:
https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/images/fictional_minerals.jpg
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
A friend is an archaeologist. His life is in ruins.
Website 4 the day:
Bioengineered pet spoof:
http://www.genpets.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Delete Amazon Echo and Google Home recordings:
http://bgr.com/2016/12/30/how-to-delete-amazon-echo/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
