The first thing

January 3, 2017
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Dead or alive?
http://deadoraliveinfo.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

A good listener

January 3, 2017
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while knows something.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Tour 49,603 historiic places:
http://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/tsp/us/tour.html

Posted by Ira Chayut.

 

Conscience visits

January 3, 2017
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Forward e-mail via SMS:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/send-your-email-to-sms-te/ipghnlmkjdejhibmialipjeaoobhaofe

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

My name until 13

January 3, 2017
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was Shaddup.
-- Daniel Tosh

Website 4 the day:
Stop procrastinating:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCZOcsNyk-g7itGkhU7SYkzgp6n7poZCH

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

4 bowls of soup

January 3, 2017
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.

Website 4 the day:
Coin stacking
http://boingboing.net/2016/12/08/watch-some-fantastic-coin-stac.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sporting goods companies payments

December 11, 2016
Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
-- Bob Uecker

Website 4 the day:
Stupid test answers:
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/16-wonderfully-stupid-test-answers

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

My philosophy

December 11, 2016
My philosophy was, like, people basically suck.
-- Mike Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Teleporter:
http://vispo.com/teleporter/webios/index.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Sleeping dogs

December 11, 2016
Don't let sleeping dogs lie. Insist on the truth.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
OnlyOffice:
https://www.onlyoffice.com/download-desktop.aspx

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

The guitar is all right

December 11, 2016
The guitar is all right, but you'll never make a living at it.
-- John Lennon's aunt Mimi

Website 4 the day:
Transfer files without an intermediate server:
https://takeafile.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

New York time

December 11, 2016
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. 
-- Bette Midler 

Website 4 the day:
Russian propaganda echos: 
http://www.propornot.com/p/the-list.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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