January 17, 2017
Not reading poetry amounts to a national pastime in America.
Phyllis McGinley
Website 4 the day:
Private web searching:
http://startpage.com/do/mypage.pl
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
Thank heavens we don't get all the government we pay for.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
The purpose of life is to live forever:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1506.05869v2.pdf
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they get a job.
-- Zig Ziglar
Website 4 the day:
Build a Van de Graaff generator:
http://rimstar.org/equip/build_make_van_de_graaff.htm
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
I'll consider jogging if I ever see a jogger smiling.
-- Joan Rivers
Website 4 the day:
Regular expressions cheat sheet:
http://www.cheatography.com/davechild/cheat-sheets/regular-expressions
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
When I was in school, there was no Ritalin for attention deficit disorder, just a big nun with a ruler.
-- Maureen Dowd
Website 4 the day:
free resume templates:
http://blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/articles/20-free-editable-cvresume-templates-for-ps-ai
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
-- Karl Kraus
Website 4 the day:
Earth alerts:
http://earthalerts.manyjourneys.com/web
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Website 4 the day:
Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
Here's a headline you never see: “Psychic Wins Lottery.”
-- Dennis Miller
Website 4 the day:
Graph book occurrences over time:
https://books.google.com/ngrams/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
Computers are everywhere. Now tattoo parlors have to spell check.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the day:
US immigration history:
metrocosm.com/us-immigration-history-map.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 17, 2017
I used to be a heavy gambler, now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
-- Steve Allen
Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
