Thrown off the team

August 28, 2016
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Website 4 the day:
Catipedia:
https://www.catchow.com/catipedia/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Hungry hunting dogs

August 27, 2016
Augstine's Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free sound clips:
http://soundbible.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Producing participants

August 26, 2016
Augstine's Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Speech accent archive:
http://accent.gmu.edu/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Afford to advertise

August 25, 2016
Augstine's Law Number IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Google free fonts:
https://fonts.google.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Lazy hunters

August 23, 2016
Augstine's Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Hack your Ikea:
http://www.ikeahackers.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

If today were half as good

August 23, 2016
Augstine's Law Number II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mars Rover Game:
http://mars.nasa.gov/gamee-rover/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Making a silk purse

August 21, 2016
Augstine's Law Number I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Taco Bell's vegie menu:
https://www.tacobell.com/feed/how-to-eat-veggie

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Horse relationships

August 21, 2016
Horses have stable relationships.

Website 4 the day:
How web designers trick us:
http://darkpatterns.org/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Where not to stand

August 19, 2016
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
-- John Peer

Website 4 the day:
Self-treatment for choking:
http://www.resuscitationjournal.com/article/S0300-9572(16)00087-3/pdf

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Dresses to kill

August 18, 2016
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Mindfullness resources:
http://www.freemindfulness.org/download

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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