January 5, 2017
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 5, 2017
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 5, 2017
I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake…which I also keep handy.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 5, 2017
Judge a man by his questions, rather than his answers.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Book phrase occurrences over time:
https://books.google.com/ngrams
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
January 5, 2017
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Reheat pasta for health:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 5, 2017
Want to see my candy cane collection? They are all in mint condition.
Website 4 the day:
Free Harvard University courses:
http://online-learning.harvard.edu/courses?sort_by=date_added&cost%5B%5D=free
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 3, 2017
Washington, DC, is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
-- Dennis Miller
Website 4 the day:
FreeOffice Microsoft Office alternative:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/download
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 3, 2017
Coming off the freeway, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "If you were homeless, you'd be home now."
-- John Mendoza
Website 4 the day:
Vulnerability testing:
http://www.tenable.com/products/nessus/select-your-operating-system
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 3, 2017
A portrait is a painting in which there is something wrong with the mouth.
-- Eugene Speicher
Website 4 the day:
POV tying a tie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPjKfAFoXEU
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
January 3, 2017
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $1.66 a can. That's almost $12 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein
Website 4 the day:
Find my phone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpN9NzO4Mo8
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
