See me jogging

July 14, 2016
If you ever see me jogging, tell the bus driver that my arm is caught in the door.
-- Jeff Shaw

Website 4 the day:
When to use a semicolon :
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Lousy dishes

July 13, 2016
More lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pâté than any other.
-- Kingsley Amis

Website 4 the day:
When to use an apostrophe:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sex education in school

July 12, 2016
Sex education in school may be a good idea, but there should be no homework.
-- Bill Cosby

Website 4 the day:
Where major services are down:
http://downdetector.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Transition in one generation

July 12, 2016
In one generation we went from teaching Latin and Greek to remedial English.
-- Joseph Sobran

Website 4 the day:
Lock pick channel:
https://lock-lab.com

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

A glass of water

July 10, 2016
After the waiter brought a glass of water, I commented on my rough day and asked for something harder. So he came back with a glass of ice.

Website 4 the day:
All of Key and Peele:
http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

The key to happiness

July 9, 2016
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Dr. Google will see you now:
http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/20/11978338/google-symptom-search-app-web-md-health-doctor

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Is nothing impossible?

July 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
-- Winnie the Pooh

Website 4 the day:
Capture and edit screen video:
https://screentogif.codeplex.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

When you see ...

July 7, 2016
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Simple screen video capture: 
http://blog.bahraniapps.com/gifcam/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

The best husband

July 5, 2016
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Vegetarian starter guide:
http://tryveg.com/assets/pdf/vsg0501.pdf

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Pitter-patter of little feet

July 5, 2016
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
California healthcare compare:
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/health/california-health-cost-and-quality---consumer-reports/index.htm

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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