Necking

July 4, 2016
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
NRA contributions to your representatives:
http://whoismyvoice.com/
 

Backwards rabbits

July 3, 2016
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.

Website 4 the day:
Klingon Wikipedia:
http://klingon.wikia.com/wiki/ghItlh%27a%27
 

What I want for my children

July 2, 2016
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Our changing diet:
http://flowingdata.com/2016/05/17/the-changing-american-diet/
 

Not overweight

July 1, 2016
I am not overweight. I'm nine inches too short.
-- Shelley Winters

Website 4 the day:
Veggie cooking cheat sheet:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/veggie-cheat-sheet.jpg
 

Dying fake plants

June 29, 2016
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Combining typefaces:
https://typekit.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/combiningtypefaces.pdf
 

Become a better person

June 29, 2016
My girlfriend wants me to become a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.
-- Anthony Jeselnik

Website 4 the day:
Amazon Echo in a browser: /
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-test-drive-the-amazon-echo-in-a-browser
 

Nothing nice to say

June 28, 2016
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Website 4 the day:
Learn ethical hacking:
http://www.prophethacker.com/2016/05/websites-learn-ethical-hacking-2016.html
 

Why we are here

June 26, 2016
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Coding with Chrome:
http://www.omgchrome.com/coding-chrome-google-ide-extension/
 

Haunted house elevator

June 26, 2016
I installed an elevator in my haunted house to lift my spirits.

Website 4 the day:
Snowflake font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Faux-Snow-BRK
 

Golf clubs, etc.

June 24, 2016
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Flower font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Kalocsai-Flowers
 

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