Eyeball to eyeball

October 3, 2016
One eyeball says to the other: "Between you and me, something smells."

Website 4 the day:
Lewd sounding town names:
http://laughingsquid.com/a-map-highlighting-the-lewdest-sounding-town-name-in-each-state-in-the-united-states/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Proposal thickness

September 30, 2016
Augstine's Law Number XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars. If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
DIY medicine:
https://fourthievesvinegar.org/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Weak data

September 30, 2016
Augstine's Law Number XXXV: The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Human perspective on self-driving cars:
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Competitive selection

September 29, 2016
Augstine's Law Number XXXIV: The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Organize health info:
https://carezone.com/home

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Rushing fools

September 28, 2016
Augstine's Law Number XXXIII: Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Downloadable and online graphics editor:
http://vectr.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Problems into gold

September 27, 2016
Augstine's Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
H20 (water) prank:
http://www.dhmo.org/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Optimum committee size

September 26, 2016
Augstine's Law Number XXXI: The optimum committee has no members.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Summaries of the day's important news:
http://www.theskimm.com/?r=1baabd86.

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Skunks

September 25, 2016
Skunks are very scent-imental!

Website 4 the day:
R2D2 translator:
http://www.r2d2translator.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

People asking questions

September 23, 2016
Augstine's Law Number XXX: By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Wobulator:
http://webaudio.prototyping.bbc.co.uk/wobbulator/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Executive longevity

September 22, 2016
Augstine's Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Animated text:
http://www.stilllife.studio/txtwav

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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