Crime in Germany

April 21, 2016
There is so little crime in Germany, it that it's against the law.
-- Alex Levin

Website 4 the day:
WIndows XP tweaks:
https://web.archive.org/web/20140122022925/http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/xp_tweaks.htm

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Retired Jersey

April 20, 2016
When I left high school, they retired my jersey, but it was for sanitary reasons.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Retirement calculator:
https://retirementplans.vanguard.com/VGApp/pe/pubeducation/calculators/RetirementIncomeCalc.jsf

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Merely a Canadian

April 19, 2016
A Canadian is merely an unarmed American with good health care.
- John Wing

Website 4 the day:
Shopbot of shopbots:
http://www.megashopbot.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Into the world with nothing

April 18, 2016
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
-- Henry Louis Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Free digital illustrator tool:
https://www.gravit.io/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Defective radio inventory

April 17, 2016
The electronics store had a huge inventory of defective radios that would not play very loud. So they offered a volume discount.

Website 4 the day:
Limit your vocabulary:
http://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Truer than true

April 15, 2016
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Open source animation software:
http://www.toonzpremium.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Can't count to ten

April 15, 2016
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
-- June Henderson

Website 4 the day:
Synthetic life:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/mar/24/landmark-lab-creates-synthetic-cell-with-minimum-genes-needed-for-life-craig-ventner

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Money doesn't make you happy

April 14, 2016
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Free image editor:
https://www.google.com/nikcollection/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

I am intelligent

April 14, 2016
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
You think you can multi-task?
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/07/19/technology/20090719-driving-game.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Life's purpose

April 12, 2016
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Glue tips:
http://makezine.com/2016/03/25/dont-glue-anything-without-handy-reference-chart/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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