Rotating Earth faster

September 1, 2016
Augstine's Law Number XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
See pages Google cached:
http://cachedview.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Fight winners

August 31, 2016
Augstine's Law Number X: Bulls do not win bullfights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free USGS Quads:
http://www.natgeomaps.com/trail-maps/pdf-quads

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Acronyms and abbreviations

August 31, 2016
Augstine's Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound...Q.E.D.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Alzheimer's checklist:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3714806/Will-Alzheimer-s-Answer-questions-Checklist-shows-symptoms-disease-memory-loss.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Unsuccessful four years

August 30, 2016
Augstine's Law Number VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade arithmetic.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Office workout:
http://darebee.com/workouts/office-workout.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Increasing overhead

August 29, 2016
Augstine's Law Number VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft Expression Design:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=36180

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Thrown off the team

August 28, 2016
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Website 4 the day:
Catipedia:
https://www.catchow.com/catipedia/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Hungry hunting dogs

August 27, 2016
Augstine's Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free sound clips:
http://soundbible.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Producing participants

August 26, 2016
Augstine's Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Speech accent archive:
http://accent.gmu.edu/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Afford to advertise

August 25, 2016
Augstine's Law Number IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Google free fonts:
https://fonts.google.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Lazy hunters

August 23, 2016
Augstine's Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Hack your Ikea:
http://www.ikeahackers.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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