A city boy

March 2, 2016
I'm a city boy. When I hunt, it's for a parking place, when I fish, it's for compliments.
-- Jon Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Health answers:
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/
 

What is a horse?

March 2, 2016
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
-- Ian Fleming

Website 4 the day:
How to land a plane:
http://viewpure.com/7a2n97rm0Gs
 

Publicity poison

March 1, 2016
Publicity is like poison. It only hurts you if you swallow it.
-- Sam Rutigliano

Website 4 the day:
Simple scratchpad:
https://fromscratch.rocks/
 

Cursing calendars

February 29, 2016
After Tuesday, all calendars go W T F.

Website 4 the day:
NASA's travel posters:
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/visions-of-the-future/
 

Planting what?

February 27, 2016
What are they planting to grow seedless watermelons?
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Real-time astronomy:
http://www.rtgui.com/
 

A priest went to Lourdes

February 26, 2016
Consider the case of Father La Tour, a priest who went to Lourdes for his asthma and died of a heart attack.
-- Charles Bragg

Website 4 the day:
Animated knot tying guide:
http://www.animatedknots.com/knotlist.php
 

You're old when

February 25, 2016
You know you're old when somebody compliments you on your alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Frequency and volume of familiar sounds:
http://www.archildrens.org/documents/services/audiology/familiarsoundsaudiogram.pdf
 

A tennis ball

February 24, 2016
A tennis ball is worse than a tennis elbow.
-- John Burkhart

Website 4 the day:
Size up your business:
https://www.sizeup.com/
 

Smokers laid end-to-end

February 22, 2016
If you laid all the smokers end to end around the world, 67 percent of them would drown.
-- Steve Altman

Website 4 the day:
Small business tools:
https://www.sba.gov/tools/
 

What's bad for you

February 22, 2016
Red meat is not bad for you. What's bad for you is blue-green meat.
-- Tommy Smothers

Website 4 the day:
Buy a business:
http://bizquest.com/
 

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