Haunted house elevator

June 26, 2016
I installed an elevator in my haunted house to lift my spirits.

Website 4 the day:
Snowflake font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Faux-Snow-BRK
 

Golf clubs, etc.

June 24, 2016
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Flower font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Kalocsai-Flowers
 

Irony

June 24, 2016
Speaking of irony, there's a newspaper in Britain called the Sun.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the day:
Happy font:
http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/fontry-west/jls-smiles/sampler/
 

Humans and dogs

June 23, 2016
Humans have all the qualities of dogs except loyalty.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Sugary font:
http://www.bvfonts.com/fonts/details.php?id=4
 

Hate music

June 21, 2016
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante

Website 4 the day:
Stately font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/stateface
 

Measuring success

June 20, 2016
One measure of success is the number of things written about you that aren't trhttps://www.futurelearn.com/ue.
-- Cybill Shepherd

Website 4 the day:
Rosette font:
http://www.fontspace.com/agasilva/rosette110621
 

Only one fault

June 20, 2016
The play had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Splat font:
http://www.fontspace.com/24hourfonts/split-splat-splodge
 

Line of rabbits

June 20, 2016
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.

Website 4 the day:
Free alternative to Microsoft Office:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/
 

Bridge club

June 17, 2016
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Universe expanding faster than expected:
http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2016/17/text/
 

Only young once

June 17, 2016
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-- Germaine Greer

Website 4 the day:
Open IoT platform:
https://thingspeak.com/
 

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