Printer music

February 14, 2016
I heard music coming from my printer and knew that the paper was jamming.

Website 4 the day:
Shrink what bothers you and relax:
http://www.pixelthoughts.co/
 

The city that never sleeps

February 13, 2016
New York is the city that never sleeps, which is why it looks like hell in the morning.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
Check files for malware:
https://www.virustotal.com/
 

Interesting travel

February 12, 2016
The only aspect of travels that is interesting to others is disaster. 
-- Martha Gellman 

Website 4 the day:
Create a resume: 
http://ineedaresu.me/#/
 

Playing first chair

February 11, 2016
I played first chair in the high school band until they gave me an instrument.
-- George R. Hext

Website 4 the day:
Android on any PC:
http://www.jide.com/en/remixos-for-pc
 

A high price

February 10, 2016
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
-- Tom Stoppard

Website 4 the day:
WWII psychological warfare:
http://wackulus.com/psychological_warfare_wwii/
 

Ask a woman

February 9, 2016
Only a doctor can ask a woman to undress and then send a bill to her husband.
-- Jackie Mason

Website 4 the day:
Intro to CS with Java:
http://chortle.ccsu.edu/java5/
 

Cooking with wine

February 8, 2016
I cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food.
-- Robert Morley

Website 4 the day:
Words named after people:
http://viewpure.com/0FChlYp5MDo
 

Lawyer thrown from saloon

February 7, 2016
Did you hear about the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred.

Website 4 the day:
Google Maps view of the largest model railroad:
http://www.google.com/maps/about/behind-the-scenes/streetview/treks/miniatur-wunderland/
 

The cow

February 6, 2016
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk.
-- Obden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Social intro cards:
http://gizmodo.com/young-people-used-these-absurd-little-cards-to-get-laid-1751387386
 

Painting to save

February 6, 2016
Which painting would I save if there was a fire at the National Gallery? The one nearest the door.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Inventors killed by their inventions:
http://viewpure.com/LpbEFuxGrh4
 

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